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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:45 am

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for your information i dont smoke cigratte talkless of weed

We know what he means but that is not what he says.

Katherin ought to view the goods before buying, and may have discussed her concerns with Sabrina. Could Katherin ask for the photo to saftisfy her and her niece. Sign could say 'I belong to Katherin'

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i am equal to the task and thats why i maintain my body starture to be like that

full length nude

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you are still talking about Nicks penis because you have not had me and when you did then you must confess with your mouth

definite proof needed

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:01 am

@ devil woman

All good stuff, will definately take this on board.

In the meantime Sabrina wrote back, demeaning his sexual prowess and sending him a picture of her boyfriend Ivan (the pic was of course serial killer Ivan Milat in his younger days):

Well well Frank,

Wow, you ARE slack! You can't even write on a piece of cardboard! And yet Aunt Kathrin can make a sign just for the hell of it that's 14 feet wide! So much for YOUR prowess, sexual or otherwise!

When I told Ivan about your email he laughed so hard he almost spat out his beer! He called you a slack **** and suggested you "grow a set of balls" which made me laugh and then he immediately made me a sign the way I wanted it. He put a lot of work into it and it still only took 20 minutes! Just so you know, though it seems to bother you I don't mind an older guy actually, I've included a pic of my boyfriend for you to look at. He's your age roughly at a guess.

By the way, I've told Kathrin what I did with her email account and while she was angry at first when I showed her this email she was shocked! She has control of her account again actually we both do at the moment, but she is adamant she will not speak to you unless I get my sign. She now understands my concerns about using 4ppl.com in the first place and while she wants to write to you, she has agreed to leave it until I have chatted to you first. I have to say she got a little hot under the collar when I showed her your email, and shall we say just a little turned on? Though she'd never admit to it. But when you have sex as much as I do you tend to notice these things. Kathrin's far more prudish

And just so you know, I didn't say you DO smoke weed I said you COULD, again there's a lot of difference. I don't myself but Ivan does, he seems to like it as he smokes a lot of it.

I guess you're not as "4 real" as your email addy would suggest. Tough shit Frank!

Sabrina

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Sabrina the sexy ^_^
You KNOW you want me!

Now Kathrin should try for the nudie pic, thanks Devil woman Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:18 am

We are now officially in NSFW territory. Kathrin writes back to him (behind Sabrina's back I might add, cue bitch fight). Seems our ditzy housewife has lust on her mind:

My dearest Frank,

I know I promised Sabrina that I wouldn't write to you until she got her sign but I had to tell you that I read your email and it made me incredibly horny. I can't wait to see you "in the flesh" so to speak. You must send me a pic of yourself naked for me to masturbate over and I will come so hard at the thought of you entering my naked body. If you are the man you say you are, I will moan uncontrollably as you pound me and make me orgasm over and over again.

Please don't tell Sabrina I have written to you, but I want so much to see your hot penis, your naked body in it's full sweaty glistening glory. I will even return the favour and send you a pic of me from my modelling days, I have never approved it's use and you will be the first person to see it. I give the image I am a prude but I was anything but a prude in my younger days. And for you I will show how much of a tigress I can be in bed.

Send me a photo of yourself in all your glory and I will hire an IT specialist in Goulburn to get me around the need for Sabrina's help.

Again my dearest Frank, help me my darling. You are my only hope.

Yours in poppers,

Kathrin

Thanks for the idea DW, let's see if he bites

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:19 am

internationalchrysis wrote:

Tales from a desperate Housewife (New guy edition)

I posted my most successful bait so far (Under the same topic above in the "publish your work here" section), but have a nibble from a new guy who's FAR stupider than the last guy

So the Rumemeister seems to have packed it in. Mudra never got back to me, so now we have this guy. This is "Frank Michael" (No relation to George by the looks of his incredibly crappy pics), who in ONE email has fallen head over heels for me! I have to write back, but let's see if I can annoy the crap out of him while I do it:

----- Forwarded Message ----
Sent: Wednesday, 29 July, 2009 4:55:32 PM
Subject: Re: Hello My Baby

My dearest Frank,

Thank you for your pictures, they are wonderful (Actually they're AWFUL, but I digress). I can't wait for the better pictures you've promised me, where I can see your beautiful face. But I should point out that my is Kathrin, NOT Kathrine, (Just a mild slap to start with. If he keeps getting it wrong, I'll eventually go nuke on his arse) which is a rude word where I was born in Germany (And can't repeat in front of good people like yourself). (As time goes by I plan to "educate" him in the use of German, which of course I in reality know NOTHING about. One of our readers is German and has a neato tirade of made up swear words, I think it's time for them to be put to use)!

Do you like the smiley? (NO! I fucking hate them! Hopefully he does too. You can't see them in this post but the original email was smothered in smileys) Sabrina showed me how to do them. I think they are truly wonderful

I've read your email several times and I cannot make sense of what you're talking about (But only because he lacks a certain something. That certain something is punctuation and grammar! But to be fair, French is the language spoken in Senegal. I kept his reply below for you guys to read. Maybe you'll make more sense of it. If I'm reading it right, what he's suggesting won't actually work. I plan to use that aginst him). I'll show it to Sabrina when she's next up from Sydney, as she's the computer expert. Hopefully it's not as technical as it looks , and we'll be doing whatever it is you're trying to setup as soon as possible (And again, playing the ditz card comes in handy, and should I use more smileys in the future?)

I rang your number several times yesterday but for some reason you didn't answer. (Possibly because it was 4am local time, I only rang five times via evaphone) I had to travel to Goulburn to get a signal for Sabrina's mobile phone, which takes about 90 minutes, and then she had to take the phone with her when she returned to Sydney. I was SO disappointed when you didn't answer, I wanted to cry. (Heartless prick!) Yalbraith is such a remote place, and I cannot get a mobile phone signal here, why is why I've never bought a mobile phone. Nick used to have a satellite phone, but took it with him when he left me for a 19 year old MAN! (Let's see if he gets THAT) Sometimes I feel so alone here, in this remote outback farm. If I win the farm, I will sell it and move to a big city like Sydney (Awwwww, DIDDUMS)...

My dear dear Frank, Nick hurt me so much, and the divorce hearings are coming soon.. We are both fighting for control of the farm as I mentioned, but he wants to live here with his new boyfriend which I really don't want to happen. Sabrina gets very angry at the mere mention of the boyfriend, so I don't mention him in front of her.

I've also been shown how to attach pictures by sabrina as well, so I've included the photo she took with her cameraphone when she was here recently. (Actually, I renamed a .dll file "me and sabrina in sydney". It is almost 10mb in size, and JUST below Yahell's attachment limits. It will NEVER open) Sabrina's only 19, so naturally she's gorgeous. I think I scrub up pretty well for a 42 year old and Sabrina says I look incredibly sexy in the photo. I really do hope you like it. (Actually I hope it annoys the fuck out of you)

I must go now, (Security is throwing us out of class,) but I look forward to hearing from you soon

Yours in Poppers,

Kathrin

SO below is the unedited reply (apart from identifying features of course)

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Sent: Tuesday, 28 July, 2009 10:57:39 PM
Subject: Hello My Baby

How are you today.I hope that you are fine.I am very happy for your email address you dropped for me and it shows that you are so specail to me.Please Angel,when next that your niece come again,tell her to open yahoo messenger for you,that one is for chatting.Anytime both of us were online then we will be talking to each other direct.This one she opened is for only writting mails.Angel,just tell her to open the yahoo messenger for you like this([email protected])then she will not put that .au again.Its just as i put the address in the above blacket.Please always bear in mind that i love you and very ready to settle down with you for us to have our own family.You can count on me on whatever you need to get from a man so the world is ours now.I want you to love me for whom i am(Frank)and i will also love you for whom you are(Kathrine)because that is what will make husband and wife to live forever without any problem.Love is from the heart and not lips.Please its not how far or close we are today that matters rather it is what we both feel for each other and to me,you are heavens gift.My heart i give to you so keep it safe as i have done for yours.Once more this is my phone number <snipped>.Please Angel,i will like to stop here now and looking forward to hear from you soon.I also keep praying that God will continue to give you long life,strenght,blessings and prosperities.Please take good care of yourself.Attached is my pictures and i hope that you will like it.Anyway,its an old pictures,please as soon as i take new ones then i will forward it to you.
I remain
Ever Yours
Frank xxxx xxxx (Needless to say it ISN'T "Frank M1ch@el")

Sorry I'm not quite certain what happened here... Can a Mod please delete this post? It's exactly the same as post number one. sorry folks

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:45 am

Tales from a desperate housewife 8-8-9

So Frank's wary, since Sabrina's proven she can take over Kathrin's email account. He sends this:

How are you today.I hope that you are fine.I got your mail and i am happy to read from you again after a long time of struggle with Sabrina but i am afraid that you might not the one that wrote to me because i knew that Sabrina changed the password to your box thereby leaving you helpless to access your account.I said so because the last mail i sent to you didnt get to you but instead she is the one that received the mail and wrote me back telling me that she had changed your box password and that you cant access it again till i did what she asked me to do but i didnt do her request so i wonder how she will release the password for you to write me again.I told her that i cant do what she requested for from me because she is not my woman and i am not her man.I strongly believe that its Sabrina that wrote me from your box telling me to send send the picture of my nakeness and also to see my hot penis.Maybe she want to make fool of me.Infact let me say that i am confuse now,so please Kathrin if trully you are the one that wrote the mail,i think it will be better for you to excersice a little patience till we meet together then you can see whatever you wish to see and i will also take you to heaven because i believe in action(physical not experiment).I will prove myself to you and you will also prove your tigress.Please i want you to send me your picture because i forgot to tell you that the one you sent to me is invisible.I opened the attach but didnt see any picture.Please my Baby i will like to stop here now and looking forward to hear from you soon and always bear in heart that i love you and will also remain yours forever.Please take good care of yourself for me only.
Yours Ever
Frank

So I write to Kathrin, who responds to both Sabrina AND Frank ('cos she's still too ditzy to know what BCC is):

Sent: Saturday, 8 August, 2009 2:24:16 PM
Subject: You went behind my back???

You wrote to him??? After I asked you NOT to! That's it, I tried to help you, since you asked me, but from now on forget it. You're on you're own. Setup a new account 'cos I'm DELETING this one. When I ask you nicely to do something I don't expect you to go behind my back

Kathrin repsonds:

Too late, I learnt how to change the password by myself! I love Frank and there's nothing you can do to change that. I wrote to you my darling Frank, NOT Sabrina, I'd love to see that picture I asked for.

Kathrin

Let's see if franks bites

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:58 am

He should be impressed by your determination to savour his wares.

If you are going for the ultimate remember you are FEMALE and tell him what this WOMAN wants. Tongue involved!

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Wow, cat fight, nudity, a man torn between two women.
This sounds like a wild movie! Wonderful baiting going on here internationalchrysis.
Love your involvement of multiple characters. Conflict of the Good one and the evil one.
Im enjoying this a lot. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:13 am

So George Michael's Brother Frank writes back, trying to get out of taking the pics 'cos he doesn't have a camera. well THAT just became an issue for Kathrin who suddenly realises our scammer has no cash:

How are you today.I hope that you are fine.I got your message and i am very happy to read from you again but what i want to let you know is that please dont allow Sabrina to ruin our relationship because she doesnt mean well for us.I had watched her then noticed that she is just out to spoil our happiness.She is doing this thing as if you had done something wrong to her in the past and now she want to take her revenge because if Sabrina really wants your happiness then she will not be doing all this things she is doing and going as far as changing the password to your email box just to make sure that we didnt communicate again.Its too bad.I had asked her whether you are the one that choose that her boy friend for her or if you did this type of things to her before she started dating her boy friend.Please my love,let me tell you now that you have to stand upright and say no to that because the way Sabrina is going now,she is just showing me that you dont know your left and right that she is the one detecting for you which is very very bad and unacceptable.You know that there is nothing much i can do than the ones i had did in the past just to please her but all in vain,so i am relying on you now to do what you suppose to do so as not to allow Sabrina put any assunder between us or spoil our relationship.Please i dont have the nake picture you requested for,i dont have a camera and there is no way i can go to the studio to take that kind of picture.Had it been that i had a camera then i could have take the pictures myself then forward it to you but i dont have and i hope that you will understand me.Your pictures you sent is still invisible,i couldnt see any of them.My computer is good,the problem is from the person that did the attachement because the pictures were not well attached.If it is then i will see the pictures.Please my love,i will like to stop here now and looking forward to hear from you soon.Thanks and take good care of yourself for me only.I love you.
Yours Ever
Frank

Not good enough Mr Man. After Sabrina sends her an email saying he'll do anything she wants she's not taking no for an answer. I also drop a hint Kathrin's about to be cashed up:

Dear Frank,

I am most upset that you cannot take the pictures I asked for. On Friday I travelled all the way to a Glamour Photography studio in Goulburn and had photographs taken of myself in some very erotic poses and then used the town's only IT specialist, on Saturday I might add, to attach the pictures I sent to you and you say you cannot see them. Again I have tried to open them several times and they have all worked perfectly. There is obviously a problem with your computer that you are not willing to admit to.

And worse still you say you don't have a camera? That is totally unacceptable to me! You say you want to marry me and yet you obviously cannot support me and my lifestyle. A camera is only $200 Australian. I spent $1100 getting the glamour shots done, not to mention the cost of getting an IT specialist to work after hours. And this email Sabrina sent me says you will do anything I ask, and when I do ask for something you say you cannot do it. Nick may have left me for a boyfriend but when I asked him to something while we were together he would do as I asked. He supported me financially and now that the divorce hearings are over and I have control of the farm I will be able to sell it and support myself.

If we are to be married I expect the same considerations and support that Nick gave me before leaving me for his toy boy, I feel I deserve that. And besides, you have so much to prove. I sent some quite explicit photos of myself I expect you to do the same, I want to see if you are the man you claim to be, so far I see a guy who can't even buy a camera, I have a camera, Sabrina has two and Nick's hobby in Photography meant he had almost a dozen. And you can't even buy one. So much for being the man for me, it's time I found someone who can support me and my lifestyle.

I can't believe I fought with my beloved Niece over a man who can't even afford a camera... I'm so disappointed I put my faith in a man who cannot support me.

A very disapppointed in you, I thought you were my only hope. I see now I was wrong.

Kathrin

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:59 am

I must say this is highly ed-u-bloody-cational. I never realized just how much Goulburn had to offer..
Whatever you do, Don't tell him about the By-pass Confused

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:07 am

There's a BY-PASS???

I only picked Goulburn because it was the nearest main town to Yalbraith the middle of nowhere hamlet my character's from. In RL I live about 10kays from Melbourne's CBD.

The fake name Generator spat out Yalbraith, Googlemaps came up with Goulburn. But I will NOT hear a bad thing about Goulburn it has served my baiting SO WELL!!! Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

OMG! I just read this whole thing, and you have NO IDEA how much joy it gave me to see you giving this rat bastard so much pain! Twisted Evil

Frank is one of my lads. And I hate him with a passion. Evil or Very Mad

I have chatted with him on YIM. My experience has been that with my character, he tries to be controlling, manipulative, and tries to play mind games with her. He always tries to start arguments with her, then twist it all around to make it look like her fault. And it seems he is ALWAYS online! I don't know when he sleeps Shocked

(my character is sweet, kind of shy and she's lonely. She works a lot to keep herself busy.)

The rat bastard told my character he is from Nigeria, but living in Senegal (IP and phone # is Senegal, of course) He also said his native language is Igbo.

You can PM me if you want, and I can share with you some of the chats I've had with him, and any other stuff that may be of help to you. (not sure if I actually have anything that will be of help, but the offer is open for you)

I think this lad deserves some extra special pain. Twisted Evil

I'm going to create another 4ppl profile, then getting him hooked onto that character, then later have it come out that my characters are friends who discover they're both planning on marrying the same man. I'd like to see how he'll worm his way out of that one! Shocked

(I actually have another lad I plan on doing that to as well...lol... Twisted Evil

)

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:02 pm

Jasper

What sort of dame does he go for, and what ID is he using?

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controlling, manipulative, and tries to play mind games with her

He sounds like a candidate for my dungeon.

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:10 pm

^^^ Jasper: You AINT kidding, lol! He accuses ME of trying to scam him for his money! I laughed SO hard (in class I might add), my lecturers were wondering what the hell was going on. Here's the latest:

How are you today.I hope that you are fine.I got your message and i am very disappointed after going through the shits you wrote there.Yes i said that i dont have a camera but that doesnt mean that i cant afford to buy one if i want.Please i want to ask you,are you the one paying for my house rent here,feeding me and also supplying me goods for my shops here that you said that i cant buy a common camera.Let me tell you now that camera is not even upto 100 dollars here and you are talking nonsence.For your information,i am the one taking care of my younger ones that are in my country(Nigeria)so you dont dare try any fuck with me.Its now clear to me that you are out for my money but please it cant work out so its better for you now to reconcile with Nick so that he will still be doing to you as you said or you look else where.So you expect me to ravish or squander my hard earn cash for you simply just because i want to marry you.Did anyone ever told you that things are done in that way,that a man will squander his money simply because he want to get married,infact you must be a scammer.I do know that it might be Sabrina that is writting this letter to me but any way it goes is fine because i am tired of all this bullshits.Please Kathrin and Sabrina,hold your peace and i will hold mine.Enough is enough.Goodluck to you Sabrina and Kathrin because your plans cant work.You two still have light brains.Please let me also try another side to see if i could find a true love that can last forever before i started spending my money on it because yours is fake.Thanks

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:20 pm

So I get out the violins and pile it on THICK! I shoulda been a soap opera writer, I think it was my calling Twisted Evil

My dear Frank,

You have children??? Why didn't you mention this? This changes everything!

I'm not certain I'm ready for a commitment that involves children, I will certainly have to think about whether I can continue this relationship. I've always wanted children of my own but am not certain I am ready for an instant family. I love you with all my heart but I am getting on in years and it is only a matter of time before menopause sets in and I will no longer be able to have Children. Watching Sabrina grow up made my heart break, because of the longing to have children of my own, but the men I have dated over the yaers have treated me so badly, I have always been cautious before allowing myself to be intimate with them. It seems now I may never be able to hold a child of my own in my arms

I understand that you have bills to pay, but seriously in a country like Australia it is generally accepted that the man is the breadwinner and that his wife will stay at home and look after the family, a family I wanted to create with you! And if you are to marry me like so say you want to, you would have to relocate to Australia to be with me. I understand if you do not want to do this with your children but as I said at no time did you mention you even had children.

Let me think about this,

Kathrin

Let's see if he changes his mind...

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:17 am

Frank's not biting and he's been online all morning. Sorry Jasper, I think he's had enough of my shenanigans.

@ DW, My character is a middle aged Housewife from outback NSW. She is a complete ditz (to the point when people ask her to add them to yahoo messenger she asks "What's a yahoo?".

Hence the need for the Tech savvy niece. It's a pity she's a total psycho Cool

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:41 am

And it's OFFICIAL! George Michael's Brother Frank has Given up. He Sends this to Sabrina (Sorry jasper, I did give him as much grief as I could):

Your plan has worked so you can now go and marry your aunt and also fuck her.

Here's his 4ppl.com account. In two emails he aged five years (to multiple people), and fell in love in a single email: http://www.4ppl.com/frank4real15 Have fun with this one, I did Twisted Evil

At least he gave me a fun siggy line

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:01 am

I decide sabrina has to have the last word. I send him this (with his original email in the middle):

Frank, Franny, Franny poo (can I call you franny poo? Too late I guess)

Let's call a spade a shovel! I didn't actually have a plan, I guess you just don't like a strong willed woman. I've always been straight up with you, and I said MANY TIMES I just wanted to make sure you weren't one of scamming pieces of shit I keep seeing in 4ppl.com. It seems like you were one after all. I would have liked to have worked it all out with you, my relationship with Ivan when we started out was FAR rockier than yours with mine, I once had to beat him up when it looked like he might get violent! Strangely, Ivan LIKES a strong woman and our relationship fell into place from there.

BTW is it true you had kids? You coulda mentioned that, a nice happy family pic might have sufficed. I guess we'll never know now. Too bad really, my Aunt really liked you!

On Sun, Aug 9, 2009 at 10:43 PM, Frank Micheal <frannypoo> wrote:

Your plan has worked so you can now go and marry your aunt and also fuck her.

TSK TSK TSK, such rude words! A tad bitter are we? I'm glad we see this side of you now, before Kathrin marries you. As you can see, I'm sending this to Aunt Kathrin so she can see for herself exactly what you're like when you don't get your way. I reckon you'd have been violent towards Kathrin if she married you, in fact you'd be JUST like ALL the others, I'm glad we found out now.

Nice knowing ya, Ivan says hi

--
Sabrina the sexy ^_^
You KNOW you want me!

Hopefully someone else can pick up where my split personalities left off

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

Well, you did your best! Laughing

I will say that it seems he appreciates my character now. He's become SO much nicer suddenly! Shocked

DW, let us know how it goes with you! Twisted Evil

I wonder how many others here would like to have a go at him?

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:32 pm

Little nibble from the wee wee lad

Quote:

How are you.I hope that you are fine.I got your message and after going through it,i felt a bit relief inside me because i noticed that you are so special.I want a lady that i can get married to so that together we can have children and our own family as wife and husband.Anyway,my name is Frank Okafor,34 years.I am a Nigerian but presently residing in Senegal doing business.I had meet with some Russians and Ukerians girls that claimed to love me and want to marry me but they all turned out to be scammers,so i hope that you are for real because i am for real,just need someone to spend the rest of my life with and also have our own family.Lets move on and see what future have for us.I didnt finish my studies in University of Lagos(UNILAG]back in Nigeria,i dropped out in my second year due to lack of fund then but i thank God today for my life.We are six in our family,three boys and three girls and i am the first born.My dad,two brothers and three sisters are in Nigeria but my mom is late.If you will accept me as yours for whom i am then please always bear in mind that i have already welcome you and promised that i will never at anytime hurt your feelings.Please,i will like to stop here now and looking forward to hear from you soon .I pray that God will continue to give you long life,blessings and prosperity.Take care
Yours
Frank

So sad poor boy to meet so many scammers, I think he needs to meet lots of baiters too.

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Poor dear man I do not understand what you are saying? How many girls have jilted you? Tell me all about these nasty people who have hurt you. To lose your mother is very sad for you and to be away from your family must be so sad for you.

Please write soon and tell me all about it my dear one.

Now he has responded to my other character on 4ppl so decisions decisions!

He so needed my sympathy I replied with feelings Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:13 am

It seems I spoke in haste! He's written to BOTH of my characters! Very Happy

More soon

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

oh yes, he LOVES to play games! Mind games especially. He also likes to try to have the last word. And he has to try to make it seem as if he's the poor victim and you are the one treating him badly, etc. (as you have seen already)

I bet you he will look at this as a challenge. See if he can either get your characters to become submissive, and admit they were wrong (cause he IS prince charming, you know!), or be as abusive as he can be and try to get the last word in. (I really think he hates women)

I'll be waiting on the edge of my seat so see how things go with everyone! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:06 am

What our mate Franny Poo (Which is how Sabrina will refer to him from now on) doesn't know is that in RL I am a stubborn sack of shite, a taurean with a capricorn moon sign, stubborn on stubborn. and my ex made me even more stubborn. Bring it on Franny, I can do this all day Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:34 am

devil_woman wrote:

Isn't it time for you girls to get some PICTURE TROPHIES to prove his worthiness?

I'll second that. Do you fancy becoming a todger club member?

If you need some inspiration Drama Queen got a beauty several months back (search the main forum)

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:40 am

So here's what George Michael's brother sent to Sabrina. She's past the point of caring now, but she will voice her concerns to Kathrin, who of course has concerns of her own. Frank sends this:

On Tue, Aug 11, 2009 at 2:42 AM, Frank Micheal <meh> wrote:

How are you and Ivan.I hope that you are all sound.I got your message and its good to hear again from you but Sabrina who told you that i have kids or where did you got that BBC news from.You are just trying to twist me up and why.I havent commit any offence against you to warrant all this ill treatment from you.Anyway,i think that at last we will be a very good friends because i can see that its a sign of good friendship to come with you.Sabrina i had told you earlier to stop beating up people because its not good.Sabrina before i forget,i dont have any kid so whoever that is giving you that information is just wasting his or her time.I am still an able full loaded man ok.Please extend my greetings to Ivan and also always remember that i am 4real.Please take good care of yourself.

So Sabrina shoots this back. She's decided Frank's a bit of a woman hater, which will annoy her no end

Franny Poo,

Let's be frank here (I will be doing that as often as possible, solely to annoy him!). You haven't committed any offence??? What the hell is THIS line then.

And I quote: "Your plan has worked so you can now go and marry your aunt and also fuck her." I find that pretty damn offensive! If Ivan had said that to me I'd have kicked his face in! You could at least apologise for it. And as for beating up people, it may not be good, well it isn't for THEM, but it can be a lot of fun. I especially like to hit men who hate women. I hope you're not like that.

Aunt Kathrin told me you had kids, I take it that's a no then. Any particular reason? You're not firing blanks are you???

Anyhoo, I gotta go, what's this shit about the BBC???

Sabrina

--
Sabrina the sexy ^_^
You KNOW you want me!

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:21 am

Kathrin writes back and reminds him about the camera. She also isn't happy about the mean things he said to her the day before:

My dear Frank,

I am very concerned about the things you wrote in your last letter. The letter was horrible, and I am not certain I should tolerate language like that. I do not allow the f word to be used in my home, and I should not have to expect it via the computer as well. The things you wrote to me were vile, and it showed me a side of you I'm certain I like. I certainly would not want to spend the rest of my life with a man who thought like that all the time.

As I type Sabrina is sitting next to me, we have made up over our squabbles over you and have agreed that I should be more cautious in dealing with people we meet on a computer.

For your information,i am the one taking care of my younger ones that are in my country(Nigeria)so you dont dare try any fuck with me.

I took this line to mean that you had children. I apologise for being mistaken but also I feel you should also apologise for using such foul language. And I thought you were from Senegal, am I mistaken again? If I am to marry you I feel I should know a lot more about you than I currently do. So please tell me all about yourself, but not with foul words.

Also, sabrina points out that since you have the money to buy a camera, I should await the pictures I asked for. Fair is fair I sent you mine.

Yours in poppers,

Kathrin

This guy writes like NOTHING ever happened. People fall for this shit???

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Sent: Monday, 10 August, 2009 3:53:46 PM
Subject: Hello Kathrin

How are you.I hope that you are fine.I got your message and i am very happy to read good from you now but please my dear i never told you that i have a kid talkless of children.Let me clear you now that i dont have any kid or children.I am still single never married before and with no kid.I came to you so that we can get married,have our own children and family.Again what you said about the man working while the woman will be at home taking care of the things is true because that is how it is normally done here so there is no problem about that.I will be going to work myself while you will be taking care of the house.When we will be finally together then you dont need to go to work because i can take care of our family myself and that time also you will have enough time to rest.Just trust and count on me on anything about taking care of our family because i am equal to the task.If you prefer me coming over to Australia then consider it done because you dont have any problem about that.I really want to carry a baby of my own as soon as possible and want you to be the mother of our children.I just want to be there with you as you said then take very good care of you myself.Please i will like to stop here now and looking forward to hear from you soon.Thanks and take good care of yourself for me.
Yours Ever
Frank

Will keep you posted

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