The Spooner’s Extra Marital Lad Affairs -some NSFW content

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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:56 pm

Congrats on 1000, Mrs. Spooner!

[kisses] Kate [/kisses]

You are an incredible baiter and impressive in the work you do at ScamWarners. I am so happy to be able to call you friend and hope to for a long time to come.

And let's not forget how you were able to sweep on of the most exciting, handsome, and poetic Eater men off his feet! Wink

Normally, I bring a cake to a party, but I thought this would be more appropriate:

We met on Eater one day,
Who would have known the way,
We would become friends,
Life-long till the end.

You make people happy,
You make them smile,
With your enchanting ways,
Your spell lasts for a while.

Your heart is good and and very deep
You cause many to lose much sleep.

Now I am happy to say,
Chatting with you can brighten my day.

We might never meet,
But with you around,
Each day is a new treat.

Have a great day!! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:38 am

^^^Nice poem, girlfriend! Wink

Congrats, Mrs Spooner on 1000 and I need to drop by more often. Very Happy

Murry, I will find my kissy emoticon and PM you. Cool

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:48 am

The impatient pet Stella is missing my attention

Quote:

hello baby,how are u doin.i ave been waiting to hear from u since but i waited to check my email but i didnt get anything any email from you........i love u and i cant wait to be with u

One of us will reply when you are good and ready Evil or Very Mad

Thank you Corona Wink

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:05 am

Woooooooooo Hooooooooooooo.

Welcome Corona - always a pleasure when you pop in.

Hugs n kisses and thankies for congrats <passes glass of Champers>

Cool

Pet "stella" wants fast - so as baiters we yank on teh brake.

Wink

Replying as SweetCakes;

Quote:

Hi Stella My Dareling

My Beautiful, I have been very busy at work today but have not let you out of my mind for a second, you are always close to my heart.

The nearest airport to me is Sydney airport, I cant wait to see your eyes saprkling into mine as we finally meet, it will be a very happy day.

Dareling Stella, you have not written me a poem, I do hope you love me enough to do that for me.

Regards
SweetCakes

Cum on "stella" we want a poem hahahahahahhah.

Razz

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:12 am

It seems both of our current pets are stalling on the poem, and both still seem very much on script.

While Sweety was playing with Stella, I was busily writing a suitable reply to our other current pet Jenny

SweetCakes wants a poem from Jenny

Quote:

My Dareling Jenny

I really do feel like we are falling in love already, you are perfect, the only thing that worries me is that you dont seem to have sent me a poem, please my dareling, write a poem for me, it will make me the happiest man in the world if you could do that

I am sorry to read how bad your last relationship was but I just know that after the first year of our relationship it will be but a distant memory, I would never deliberately hurt those I love, I am very romantic and so in love, I really would do anything for my love, I have just 2 desires, somebody to love who loves me and you give me so much more than just that.

Please write again soon and please write me a poem

Regards
SweetCakes

In other baiting news I have been borrowing Sweety's crystal ball and see another pet just on the horizon.

The next pet we are going to play with is in Malaysia and is very deserving, he is smarter than your average pet, he threatens his victims with violence when he wants something from them and he visits Scamwarners on a regular basis to proclaim his innocence

Today, I was contacted by another woman who has also lost money to this piece of ctrap so fingers crossed we can gather more of his script and cause him some extra pain

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:30 pm

OOOOOOH! THAT one? The one who's going to sue SW?

You lot will bring him to his knees, I've no doubt. Mr. Green

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:32 pm

Yep
that one Cool

I hope he bites Wink

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Ooops Katie, Im so sorry I missed your 1000. Embarassed

In honor of the poetic practices in this thread , some stolen and some not.
I shall honor your milestone with a poem to you and a little to our Sweetcakes guru too.

I also hope you kick the arse of the lad threatening SWs. What a turd.
I hope he bites too, hook line and sinker. Evil or Very Mad

Here you go Lady Spooner, Sorry im late to the party. Hope you like it!

Quote:

A wonderful addition to the Eater fascination
Has been a beautiful lady that can cause a serious distraction
She is kind and loving and a delightful treat
A pure joy to be around and never fails to be sweet

Unless you are a lad
Then it gets very bad
She has no mercy on the scum
She rips them right and left and makes them feel really dumb
They wish they had never been born when she gives them the run

They think they will get money
But she leaves them in the dust crying and hungry
So chase her as they might they are made into her dummy
For she is a baiter and will whip their arse and make them run home to their mummy

Next time they try to hurt a vic
They will think twice because it could be a trick
From our lovely Kate whom all scammers learn to hate
She says she sent some money so they have to wait
The payments will never come and are said to be late

Congrats beautiful Kate, you are part of Eaters pride
A truely dedicated family that no one can divide
Some might try but they will always fail
Everyone will see them through their manipulating veil
The truth always comes out,their lies and hate will show no doubt

So enjoy your lovely day, hurray
Make sure you save some time to play
For we will need you soon today
To save another victim in your special way

Your kind compassionate heart
Has shown from the start
As you captured our wonderful Guru's heart
Before he could leave us and depart

Leaving us lonely and lost
We are so glad you are now his boss Very Happy

He had to much on his plate
Now he has some time to date
Our beautiful and funny lady Cathartic Kate

Your sense of humor and fun
Shines like the morning sun
I am so glad you are the one
Who has brought back some fun
For Sweetcakes who we think is number one

Congrats again Mrs. Spooner on your 1000 most titillating and exciting posts

Each one has been so interesting and fun
Have blown me away just like a gun
Your dedication to SW's makes lads run
Your virtual love for our Murry is number one

You are sweet and nice like sugar and spice
It makes everyone turn around and look twice
Your kindness and caring always prevails
Like your love and caring for others sails
Into our hearts like a ray of sun

For this we are so grateful
Eater without our Murry would be dreadful
He is the master of all he does
His work at SW's is astronomical
Now you are his beautiful dedicated partner
Together you are unstoppable
Lads will greatly suffer AND THAT IS REMARKABLE

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:46 am

Wooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooo

That is such a wonderful poem DQ, thank you so much.

Wink

Good news, bad news, fun news, all kinds of news to report today.

Laughing

Pet "stella" sent a nice loving message requesting money.

Stella says - i will need to balance him with 750 usd

Quote:

I want you to know that since the day we met I've fallen deeply in love with you. There are no words to express the gratitude I feel in my heart that you came into my life, and how you make every day so special. You are my life, my heart, my soul. You are my best friend, my one true love, my one and only. I love you more today than I did yesterday, and I'll love you more tomorrow than I do today.

Loving you is the only thing that makes life worth living. Day by day, my love for you becomes overwhelming, and I can't handle it when I don't see or even talk to you every day. A day without you in my life is like a day without sunshine, a day without food, or a day without air. I need you when I’m cold to keep me warm; I need you in the rain to keep me dry; I need you in my life to keep me happy. You make me feel wonderful. You give me strength when I just can't carry on and I truly treasure that. Every moment spent together is another one of my dreams coming true.well baby i met an agent and i had to deposit with him to bok me for sydney this weekend and i told him i will be given him his balance before friday.well baby i will be glad if u can help me with the balance.i gave him 1100usd and i will need to balance him with 750 usd.so i was thinking if u want to help me with it ,u can help me send it thru westernunion...i will be hoping to hear from u.i cant wait to be wiyth u

Then about 12 hours later pet "stella" tune had changed quite considerably

Quote:

Stella went on to reveal "im raven riley if u wann know"

Quote:

hello,i never knew u were such a fool to go post my letters to u on scammerswarner.who told u im a scammer.im raven riley if u wann know and im just teasing u.dont u know im registered on that site.u are a fool and a fool forever

And then went to Scamwarners to tell how nasty we all are

Stella posted at Scamwarners

Quote:

hello im the anil stella and well im not a scammer ........i am on facebook but i ave been disturbed by plenty men on there and i had to send them off and tell them of by asking them money.....i am in a relationship but people stil come and i ten to waste there time.and as for the picture,i send them the naked pics when they all keep demanding for naked pictures

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:56 am

Oh god, I love it when they find out they are posted on SW and try to defend themselves.. You're doing great work Kate, keep it up!

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:41 pm

Wonderful posting Sweety.

The better news is who was waiting for Stella when he got to Scamwarners Wink

Here, take a look http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=12500#p12500

Onto our other pet at the moment Jenny

Jenny Steals a poem for SweetCakes

Quote:

As I look at the stars at night
And dream of what is to be...
My heart begins to smile
For it's you I see
You're the one who makes me laugh
When things are looking bad
You're the one who makes me smile
When I am feeling sad
You're the only one for me
you brighten up my day
You're the sunshine of my life
you chase dark clouds away.
I think of you each day
my mind is set on you
You bring the best in me
with the sweet things you do.
Sweetheart, this love for you is true
And know forever I will Love You.
Jenny.

To see where the thieving pet stole the poem from Click Here

Upset but very understanding for the moment,

SweetCakes asks her again to write him a poem

Quote:

Hi Jennifer my Dareling

That is such a wonderful poem, I have read it before and it is lovely but please, write me one yourself to show your love for me

You do know it will make me sparkle if you do

I do love you so very much and I yearn to read YOUR poetic words

Please, there is no need to steal poetry for me, I dont mind if it doesn't look professional, I dont even mind if it doesn't rhyme very well, all I want, is to know you love me enough to write me a poem

All my love for my beautiful

Yours forever
SweetCakes

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:42 pm

Woooooooo Hoooooooooo Caligula thankies so much.

I know you treat your pets so wonderfully as well - your tenderness knows no bounds.

Wink

"stella" has gone back to the goat pen licking "her" wounds.

Poor pet. Ahhhhhhhh Diddums.

Laughing

But whilst I was sending out a few more invites "jenny" mailed;

Quote:

Dear Murray,

Hi sweetie! I didn't have the courage to approach you in person, so I hope you consider my letter. I have so much inside my heart that it keeps me from breathing sometimes. I know we just met but these feelings that I have for you keep glowing and growing every day. Now that i have fallen in love with you, I sleep thinking about you and the next morning I wake up smiling.

It's amazing how you got me and trapped me. I never thought I could love this much but I was so wrong. I just thank God for having you. We are meant for each other and no one can change that. I love you with ALL my heart.
Love always,
Jenny

Woooooooooooo Hoooooooooooo She IS in Lurve.

Utter BS of course - pass teh sick bag.

Wink

Let's see if we can get some NSFW out of "her" instead of a poem.

Razz

Quote:

Jeeny my dareling

I find it very difficult to express myself also about you - my haert leeps when i see your males.

I am constantly hard with the thoughts of you 24/7. I have never known a love like this - i yearn for you and your delicious body.

Your photographs are the first and last thing I see each day - my dreams of you are full of you and us together.

I have to have you jeanie - please say you will be mine and I will make your everyday full of sparkly sunshine and pleasure.

Open up to me babe - tell me your wishes, dreams and desires - I kneed to know so i can fulfill your every want.

Please be open as I am - I want and desire you and will go to the ends of the Earth for you.

Love you so much sweat princess xoxooxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:39 pm

Latest from "jenny" who is on a mission of affection and "addicted to Lurve"

Laughing

Quote:

Dear Murray,

I was sent down to earth for a mission, a mission to find someone that will complete me. I never thought that my task would be fulfilled till the very moment I met you. I had finally found the perfection that I had been seeking for all my life. At the very moment, I didn't believe my eyes as the guy that I thought only existed in fairytale now stood facing me. Staring at the moon each night, I saw your gentle smile, the smile that gave me the strength to make the impossible possible.

My affection for you grows each and everyday. I am totally addicted to you, and you're the only drug that kept me from dying. When I looked into those eyes of yours, I saw the real me, a person that lives for a goal and a purpose. I pray hard each day, just to hope that you and I can be in a relationship that is more than just friends someday. For now, I've written this letter to declare my love for you and I will be waiting for you to meet you soon.

Love always,

Jenny

I think a nice poem by reply will keep this pet happiestnessness.

Wink

Replying as Sweet SweetCakes;

Quote:

Dareling Jennerferr,

I feel the very same - like I have never loved before.

I am writting you a peom from my hart sweet wondeful love of my life.

I am sailing the seas of hope and delight,
To your velvety shores this very night.
Hold me close, feel mt intense desire for you,
Please make all my dares and dreams come true.

Jenny you are the one for me,
Never have I felt this close to destiny.
Please lets meet, let's meat and tonight,
I will love and anticipate every delight.

Please Jenny right me a peom from your hart and let's meet up soon - I don't care the cost.

I have to have you - my passion burns so.

I Love you my princess xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

SweetCakes.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

"Jenny" writes very well for a nasty little scammer. I assume these are victim letters recycled and altered a bit or stolen off the net?

I loved this part of Sweetcakes poem.

Quote:

Please lets meet, lets meat and tonight,
I will love and anticipate every delight.

Passing the meat , eh? Very Happy

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:33 am

^^^ The Script for that email was stolen from Here

Nice of you to stop by DQ, that was a very nice poem you wrote, very touching, Thank you Very Happy

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:43 am

Was a wonderful poem, sis! Cool

Lets all meat! Laughing

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:44 am

Wooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooo

Pet "jenny" working teh weekend replies with a right old load of tosh and nonsencenessness.

Shocked

Quote:

Dear Murray,

I understand that we have not been together, but I want to express to you the love that I feel. My life has been a hellish nightmare, one that haunts and never leaves me to peace. The day that I realized that I loved you, my bad dreams ceased.

What I feel for you is that awesome love that poets write about and that we mere mortals only dream of experiencing. It is the love that is considered unconditional and undying; so great that my heart seems to burst with the joy of it. I cannot fathom living my life without you - waking would never be the same without your sweet face to look forward to; I would not be living, just existing; sleeping would be impossible without you to dream of.

You have made my life worth every moment, every breath. I know that we are old, and as such are thought not to feel such intense emotion, but what I feel is true and blinding in its power. You have swept me away and proved to me that magic exists - in you.

We will be together soon, I believe and have faith that what we feel for each other will overcome and outlast the distance. My heart is yours, my soul in your keeping.

Please treasure it. Mi amas vin!

Love always,
Jenny

Stolen from http://bbs.24en.com/archiver/tid-93050.html

Decided to try for NSFW stuff - and have some fun in reply - Yah!

Quote:

Dareling princes jenifer,

What a wonderfuland moving and beatiful mail. My hart is yours froever - take good care of it til we meat.

A glorious and brilliant day that wil bee - when we both melt into each others embrase.

We really must sort out travelling arraingement adn soonest - you have me hard and wanting and desiring.

I am just buubling in joy and happines, forgive my forwardness and eagerness to now just how you enjoy sex.

Our meating will be a joining of souls and bodies thrirsting to be quenched.

Excuse my questions but I wood hate to make any mistakes on waht will be the day of our lives.

Do you would you give and receive and enjoy oral? Have any objections to light spanking? Use sex toys?

Please don't be shy - I want to be certain we fully enjoy and now waht is waht.

Overflowwing with love and desire,

SweetCakes oxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

As I was replying teh sweet pet send another pile of stolen garbage to "her" Baby.

Wink

Quote:

Dear Baby,

I don't know how to start this letter, because I'm afraid it might be the end of our good acquaintance, or if I'm lucky, the realization of my dreams, which is for you to love me as I love you. I told myself I might as well take the risks because it's the only remedy I know that could unburden this feeling I've been keeping ever since.

Baby, I love you. I know you'll find it hard to believe me if I tell you now how much you mean to me. I could hardly understand what I feel for you, knowing how to endure those long sleepless nights just thinking only of you. I've never been like this before. I just don't know how to pour out my feelings for you. I wanted to find the perfect words to make you realize how much I need you and love you, but words continue to elude me, what would they be? Something poetic? I'm sure it should be heartfelt and out of the ordinary.

I'm afraid it's no use; every time I look at you, the words came out the same… I love you!

Love always,

Jenny

Naughty "jenny" has stolen this from here;

http://www.mydearvalentine.com/valentine/love-letters/love-confessions-letters.html

This stolen phrase was also used by this lying love rat here;

http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=4167#p4167

Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:27 am

Nice baiting while I have been busy trying to teach that boring old fart Ralph a thing or 2 about love scams.

Murry didn't even get a look in Sad

Nice find on the script Sweety, Mark Smith is of course the same scammer as James who provided so much fun earlier for us.

After some research, Sweety and I have foud something very interesting
196.200.3.123 Nigeria (Lagos)* Mark smith (James)
41.219.250.168 Nigeria (Lagos)*Jenny

Ok IPs different but looking closer at the whois info, both resolve back to the same address

Quote:

address: Plot 1261C, Bishop Kale Close, off Saka Tinubu
phone: +234-1-8041234
fax-no: +234-1-8110301
e-mail: *******@starcomms.com
nic-hdl: CM9-AFRINIC
source: AFRINIC # Filtered

This does not prove they are the same scammer, in fact I doubt they are, but these 2 scammers will no doubt see each other in the same very popular cafe and it is likely they have shared some scripts

Onto more news on this very busy pet

43 minutes ago Jenny said, "that smile that you gave me, melted my heart away"
No you thieving piece of crap, you didn't have a heart Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

Dear Murray,
It has been a short time since we met. I can't believe how long I've been loving you and how long I contained my love.
The look of your eyes and that smile that you gave me, melted my heart away. Those smooth cheeks you have, oh, I wished I could've given you a kiss right away. As soon as I see your face, my knees go weak, my heart throbs hoping to feel you around me. Your body is perfection and to me it does not matter.
I loved the way you looked in the picture you sent to me. I couldn't talk, my mouth felt numb and I stuttered. I wished I had the courage to do so 'cause you're the most handsome man I have ever seen. Maybe God closed my eyes to other guys and you attracted my attention. I know you are waiting for me to come there and i will be with you soon, I hope I'll be able to talk to you soon. I just don't have the courage.
Thanks for the smile you gave me. I really felt so lightened inside that I melted. I could say nothing but to just stare at your natural beauty. I wish we could go out together one day and we could have our nights by the bay and that I could pour out my feelings to you. Thank you, you awaken me, deep inside. Even if you don't love me, I'll always wait for you and no matter what, you are in my heart... no matter what happens. I hope I'll be able to hold you in my arms and tell you that I love you. That's all I need from you. I love you and that's a promise.
Love always,
Jenny

Suitable reply soon

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:29 pm

Just dropping by for a few giggles at your plagiaristic Jenny. It's gonna be interesting to see how she responds to your NSFW questions. What website will she steal those answers from.

Ahhhhhh, the hot tub. Where are those chips? Wink

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:48 am

Hi Titania
So wonderful you could stop by for some time in the hot tub while being served by the chips Wink

Being the weekend and having some new things to tend to at Scamwarners I have neglected the pet but have decided I will again try to get this pet writing for us

SweetCakes asks Jenny for a poem - again

Quote:

Hi Jenny My Dareling

I have had a wonderful day today but I did miss you.

I dont understand why you have ignored my request to right me a poem

My Beautiful Princess, I love you so very much

Please right a poem for me

Sweet kisses for Sweet Princess
Yours forever
SweetCakes

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:21 am

Woooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooo

Just popped out teh hot tub - leaving Titania with teh Chips that Dora hasn't snuck up to her room in teh East wing.

Laughing

Introducing a new very interested "boy" pet "keith"

Quote:

iam very interested to me know about you and your family....so kindly add me to your messenger,so that we can chat and know more about our selves..
bye for now..Hope to read from you soon..
Keith.

Reply - note excuse to avoid using messenger chat.

Wink

Quote:

Hi Keith

Thank you so much for your reply.

I am Twirly happy today and just know we will have a memorable relationship.

Please tell me all about yourself, as to messenger, I prefer not to chat, the computers at work prevent it so we will need to get to know each otehr with email

I cant wait for your reply

Regards
SweetCheeks

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:45 am

For those interested in seeing more information on Keith you can visit Scamwarners by Clicking Here where The delightful Enchantress (or maybe Ralph if he isn't too busy being a boring old fart*) will update with the lads scripts.

*Ralph did ask me to let you know he is not a boring old fart, he even went out to play bingo last week Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:29 pm

I love showing off on a Sunday too - but that sneaky Enchantress has already got a profile on this scammer posted AND discovered the IP location to boot!

Wink

Sheeeeeesh - she IS JUST too hot.

Laughing

BTW Ralph did send you a PM via me sweet Guru;

Quote:

Tell that dopey bugger Muury that although "Apelord" is pretty good - sometimes being able to read a header in teh "raw" will give a more accurate location.

Apart from mis-spelling your name I reckon he is on teh button there ol' chum.

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:55 pm

^^ looks like payback for calling him a boring old fart Cool

Perhaps I might need to be nice to the old fella Cool

You do know he is very close to me.

Ralph really is a hard working Mod over there, and he doesn't look a day over 50 Very Happy

That should do the trick Wink

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:59 pm

Reply from play-guitarist "jenny"

Cool

Quote:

Dear Murray,

It has been some days since we have been emailing each other with everything that has happened to us. Our love has proven to be true even through the worst of times that we havent met in person but the word we have share with each other through mail has make our heart get closer. Every single day that passes, I thank God for you. I love you more than you could ever imagine.

Baby, you mean the universe to me and I want to be with you for all time. Together we can do anything. Our love is what keeps a smile on my face, knowing that you care and will always be there. I can't imagine where I would be right now without you. I love you! Just remember.

Love Always,
Jenny

You can see this email is a combination of stolen love letter with bits added to make it harder to find, note the bad grammar and unusual wording

Quote:

“been some days since”
“through the worst of times that we havent met”
“but the word we have share”
“mail has make our heart”

I am getting quite bored with mail after mail of diarrhea from "her" - no original poems - no NSFW.

Quote:

Jenny My Dareling,

What a wonderful mail you have sent, it is as if it was ritten by angels, so much love and care and depacting all the wonderful times we have sheared together

Please could you right a poem for me, you know it will make me sang with jofulnessness and make me heart hang on to yours so tightly
Beautiful Princess, I love you and I always will, you are always on my mind and you make me sparkle thought out each and moment of every day

I will love you forever my beautiful

Just please right a poem for me

All my love and kisses to my sweatest princes

SweetCakes

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