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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
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Location: Toronto, ON
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Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:22 am |
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Shameful steal from another forum.
The idea is to text your missus something totally baffling and something that will really confuse her. Post the replies up here. It can get pretty funny if it gets going. The more outragous text you send, the better the reply will be.
I just sent this-
"Hi ,can you get curry for big davie? He can't wait to meet you. I will get cake. Bring toys! x"
x ''
I expect at least three swear words in the reply 
Will update with the reply.
Get going with your own messages now, and dont let this thread be a flop |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
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Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:38 am |
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It would probably be funny if when you text your own phone # didn't pop up as the sender. For me at least, my wife most likely would reply. "Your an idiot. Stop texting me at work". |
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Craig007
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Joined: 19 Apr 2007
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Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:43 am |
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I think my wife would ignore both of the above - she would ignore something outrageous, and not reply to a number she didn't know  |
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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:53 am |
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Nah, the point is that she knows its from you, but is so confused by the message that the reply she sends will be quite funny |
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YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke
"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor
"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello
"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown
"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman
www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com
- 600 Miles from Lagos to Katsina
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:07 pm |
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You mean I should bait my missus?
Well, I better make sure I bait safe... I'm sure have the tinfoil mobile phone condoms somewhere... |
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the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Corona
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Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:13 pm |
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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
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Location: Toronto, ON
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Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:18 pm |
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Just got a reply...."Who the f*ck is dave and why cant he buy his own curry? Im at going up to Lorraines tonight so I'll have to meet him some other time. Toys??"
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YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke
"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor
"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello
"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown
"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman
www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com
- 600 Miles from Lagos to Katsina
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:23 pm |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
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Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:07 pm |
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My wife is used to unusual messages, would probably reply "Are you at the pub already? Shame on you." |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
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Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:20 pm |
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Just got a reply...."Who the f*ck is dave and why cant he buy his own curry? Im at going up to Lorraines tonight so I'll have to meet him some other time. Toys??"
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Thats just normal. What would be funny is if she had texted back that she was bringing toys, already had a room, and Dave and her were having a GREAT time without you.
That would be funny. |
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"I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
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Ms Mockinatrix
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 May 2009
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Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:55 pm |
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Tasty that indeed would be funny, no infact it would fecking hilarious.
I wish I could join in the text hilarity 1) I left my mobile at home 2) I don't have anyone to text  |
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DealinD
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Joined: 05 Jul 2009
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Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:18 am |
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My hubby said, "What is curry?" |
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Corona
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