John Sparrow format - De-education Bait

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 41

PM with new addy sent. Figure a newbie's gotta get his feet wet sometime.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 20 Jul 2008 Posts: 87

Anyone want to critique my pirate lingo? I've never been one much for pirate talk. This is going to be my reply to his second script.

Quote:

Aye matey. I hear ya. Me, I'm always after me nephews, those land lubbers don't know what be good for them! A good keelhaulin' could teach them a thing or two!

Me name be Y@nk Al0vitch, the most feared name on the arctic sea and that were I be, the arctic sea! Swords! Ha! Never use em. Not since me crew got them fancy breech loadin pistols. Me can take a whole crew of scurvy dogs with just a couple pistols! East India? Nah, they don't sail the waters of the arctic sea! I got to look out for the North India Trading Company here!

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

@Mr. RePsycho
I realise now, that your 2nd script is a fine script, too.
short, but it let open many possibilities. It's nice for phantasy. I had fun answering him.
If he dont read it, his fault.
If he stick to script, his problem.
More of this 'borderline' thingy, plz.
greez

btw- I like it to be a bit slow, so no wondering, that I am talking today evening about the 2nd script.

@ Mr. Reno - for me, your letter sounds cool. You can just try how he react on this pirate-thingy. No one knows.
For that it is better to have a second character, which is more straight, if you wonna stay on board.
I have more than one on start, it means a bit more of typing for me, but on the other hand, I can have 3 times a giggle.

I am not on the pirate-way, and see his questions like in a normal conversation, and answer in that way, and ask him like ..
..do you love flowers ? of course it's a lady, asking.

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^I'm trying to make it fun for the baiters, too. Smile

I know he reads them, but he's afraid to reply on his own in case he messes up and I slap him Laughing

@reno: I think it looks fine, there's just a few words that I think should change:

Quote:

Aye matey. I hear yeh. Me, I'm always after me nephews, them land lubbers don't know what be good for them! A good keelhaulin' ought te teach em a thing or two!

Me name be Y@nk Al0vitch, the most feared name on the arctic sea and that were I be, the arctic sea! Swords! Ha! Never use em. Not since me crew got them fancy breech loadin pistols. Me can take a whole crew of scurvy dogs with just a couple pistols! East India? Nah, they don't sail the waters of the arctic sea! I got to look out fer the North India Trading Company here!

No treasure map today, but he promises the artist will be done tomorrow:

Quote:

I went to the art designer this afternoon and he promised me tomorrow afternoon and as soon as i got the map draw i will send it to you to look at first before sending it to the victims because some of the victims have been asking for the treasure map and i havnt answer them yet and i want you to be compose the formart am going to send to the victims with the map and i will be waiting to read from you later.

One love .....Man U said so.................

No map, no format Wink

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:05 pm

I have started using his extremely annoying sign- off "one luv.... Man U said so" when I send mails to lads as another lad. It must be the cheesiest sign off ever.

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:24 am

I so very much want a Genuine Lad Treasure Map. Smile

Complete with the traditional X Marks the Spot.

What will the Clue for the Map be? Or have You worked that out yet?

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

@ BuilderBob
wet feet no prob, as long as the throat does not dry out.

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capt'n, mo' rum!

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

Quote:

Dear Vikt0r,

I am just returning back from the artist and i have attached the map drawing for you here to veiw of the map look like but the drawing paper is too wide that the scanning machine can not scan all the full lenth of the drawing map and if this is not ok then i have to and meet him to draw it in a norrmally side so that everything in the map will show up.

I have seen the victims list you sent to me and i will send them the formart later ok.

I will be waiting to read from you.

One Love ...Man U said so........

http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv95/RevPsych/MAP.jpg

He got my hopes up, dammit. I hate him more than usual right now.

The paper is the only thing right, this doesn't look piratey at all!

Will be asking him to scan the rest before sending him back to the artist to resize it. If there isn't even an X, there will be serious slaps to be had Evil or Very Mad

@whajushappen: actually I'm kinda just winging the scripts as I go along, I'm lazier than the lad Embarassed

@LADBUSTER: That it is...that it is. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 351

I don't think it would be entirely unfair for you to tell him that you've actually wiped your arse on more convincing treasures maps...

Can you imagine if a real vic got some of this? They'd think he was an escaped loon Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^ Exactly, I'm actually thinking of not sending him back to the artist. That, or ask him to make a few alterations of my own design.

Everyone knows that X doesn't mark the spot. In fact, it's the number 7. You know, the seven seas and all that jazz Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

Haven't received a reply from him yet. Please slap him for me Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 351

I always thought it was the number 9, to indicate the 9 Pirate Lords led by none other than the Rolling Stone's own Keith Richards.

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:16 pm

He needs a brain-shattering slap. What the hell kind of parrot is that on the map anyway? It looks like a sparrow.

419Eater is my life Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 351

It looks like a hairy bogey with a beak Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:40 pm

That map is too funny.
I think I will print it out and post it on my
fridge and pretend I have a two year old.

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:06 pm

I can't help Myself when it comes to T.Maps, I MUST HAVE ONE...

Quote:

Dear John Sparrow,

Have no Fear of Your Uncles, God will Punish them Completely.

As for the legal Aspect of this Matter, See My Information Below.

Full Name: Jim Bartlett
Location: 14-6 Clearance, West Underbridge,
93420 California, USA
My Star Sign: West Aquatic, Rising

As you can well understand, The securities of this matter indicate some discretion.
I would like to see a Piece of the Treasure Map before I divulge any further information,

So If you would send Maybe a Small Piece of the Map and part of the Clue,
I would be glad to Help You any way I can.

Best Regards

Keep on Winging it Reverse Pyscology, You are doing a fine Job, Outstanding...

I am outa here untill at least Next Monday, So you Guys have fun. And Take Care.

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

Capt`n - I see another ship with our flag out there.
Another pirat is pretending he is John Sparrow - scammy swaggers, these landlubbers.

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fact is, I did allow myself to spread your script with the script-catapult about a few days ago.
the copy of your fan can be found in Surplus ...... .:.a cheap lil`pckg-OFFICE OF THE PRES and - John Sparrow !!

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ahoi !

-edith - typsos

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:40 pm

The Sparrow has landed ... initial script received & reply sent!

Thanks for letting me play, RP

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:27 pm

RandaII 0ldmann received Sparrow´s formart as well Very Happy

Sorry, I saw it too late, my script reply for every new ladmail went out.
Do not answer it unless you are interested in nice forms and, err, modelling, or something Wink

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

Quote:

I dont need to rescan the rest to you because in the drawing map have a canon which people will driver to pass the water to the inland pleace you see in the map and i have told the artist to redraw the map and so that i can scan it to you tomorrow so right now i am going out to meet him so that i can stay with him to do the job fast because some of the victims are write me that i have abandor them and they are waiting for my reply and i dont so i want to make this fast and i will also tell the artist to indicate the keys in the map also ....so vitkor be waiting for my email tomorrow and i have sent an email to the victims you gave me today...

i have to go now to the work...

One Love .....Man U Said So......

Why doesn't he need to rescan it? All I saw was a bunch of incomprehensible rambling by an idiot.
There will be a slap, of course. If I tell you to do something, YOU DO IT. Evil or Very Mad

@Spurious: Quite honestly, I think this guy actually has the mental age of a two year old.

@wajushappen: I'm sure the next part of the format won't be sent out until then, anyways, so don't worry about missing any action Wink

@frank: Good, the more this format spreads to the lads, the less money they'll be taking from victims Very Happy

@Frumpy: Don't worry, if it were my lad, he'd send you the second part regardless of what you say Rolling Eyes

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

I still haven't received a reply to the 2nd email. Was I dropped? Embarassed

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:32 am

Being a newbie, I'm trying really hard to learn everything I can ... while I was doing a bit of research today these links came up and I thought they might be useful for what looks to be a long, long voyage on the good ship Eater (if you'all hadn't seen them already):

My first language is Strine, so I thought I'd better brush up:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html (only 77 more shopping days)
http://www.yarr.org.uk/talk/

And because the only Scientologist I know of is James Packer, and he's kinda busy salvaging the family fortune these days:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

Who knew research could be so cool?

Red

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

nice find, Redback,

---edit - update

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

As posted above, we could have a 2nd John Sparrow out there.
OR
our friend is a clever little fella and tries his luck with this script without his new oga ...

I would like to include this wonnabe pirat into our prayers.
we will see if his 2nd script has the qualities of your's.

BUT I would suggest, to use another baiting character, if anyone here is corresponding with both,
the first (our) .... John Sparrow <[email protected]> and
the new one ... from John Sparrow <[email protected]>
reply-to [email protected]

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:48 am

Can we keep the discussion about this phaenomenon in one thread please? In which one?

By now I´ve received this script in 4 different baiting accounts, all of which are in the lad shuttle.

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