Barney Fife Gets a Scam

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

My Dear Friend,
>
> It is my pleasure to reach you after our unsuccessful attempt on our
> business transaction.
> I am obliged to inform you that I have succeeded in receiving the funds
> with the help of a new
> partner from Paraguay Mr. Fernando Alvaro Gomez. Everything was
> perfectly done because
> we strike a deal with one of the Lady Accountant who works with the
> Federal Ministry of
> Finance (FMF), and she rendered a tremendous help to us.
>
> In appreciation of your earlier assistance to me in receiving the funds,
> I have decided to
> compensate you with the sum of $750,000.00(Seven Hundred and Fifty
> Thousand United States
> Dollars) in a Cashier's cheque. This is from my own share. I did this
> simply to show appreciation
> to you for your kind support and assistance even though we could not
> succeed due to some
> unforseen circumstances and reason. Presently, I am in Paraguay for
> investment project with
> my own share under the advice of my partner.
>
> In the light of the above, you are therefore, to contact my pastor as my
=0 A > Secretary because it is
> only one i can trust, Rev.Chris Banky, and do send him your contact
> address where you want the
> cheque to be sent to you. His e-mail address: [email protected]
> Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share
> the joy together after all
> the suffering at that time. In the moment, I am very busy here in
> Asuncion the capital city of
> Paraguay because of the investment projects, which the new partner and I
> are having at hand.
>
> So feel free to get in touch with him to send the cheque to you without
> any delay.
>
> With My Best Regards,
>
> Mr.Toni Green

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

My Response as Barney Fife

Dear Reverend Banky

I recieved an email from Tony Green about some funds
Please tell me more

B Fife

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

From Rev Banky

Dear xxxx
am worried to not hearing from you regarding the postage of your cheque, please what is delay for?
God bless you.
Rev.Chris Banky

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

Dear Rev Chris

I just checked my email
I have been away on assignment in Petticoat Junction

Barney Fife

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

Dear xxxx,

Thanks for your mail and further details about you. However, I will make inquiry with a courier company to know exactly how much it will
cost to deliver the cheque to your designated address, I will let you know as soon as I ascertain the exact cost of shipment/delivery of the
cheque to your place.

Again, I want you to know that we could however, send the cheque via regular post, but I did not trust the procedure of regular post as the
cheque may not have insurance cover and will not have any security immunity. But when the cheque considering the amount involved is
delivered via courier there will be insurance cover and it will be free from security check, which means you will receive your cheque
without any hitches.
I will wait for your urgent response so that I will know which arrangements I will make in regards to the shipment.

Thanks and have a wonderful day.

Rev. Chris Banky.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

Dear Rev Banky

My name is Barney
So please call me Barney
Barney Fife

It's important when there are problems with communication
to
"NIP IT IN THE BUD"
That's right
"NIP IT IN THE BUD"

I await your correspondence in regard to the courrier service

Sincerely
Barney Fife

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

My dear Mr.Barney

This is to inform you that I have made inquiry about the mailing of the cheque to your designated address.

And my findings revealed that it is comparatively cheaper to send the cheque to you via courier for onward submission to your bank for payment than to transfer the money through K.T.T which will cost much as bank charges are relatively high.To this end therefore,you are required to defray the following costs to enable the shipment of your cheque without further delay:

1) Courier cost - USD170
2) Insurance cover - USD120
Total - USD290 only.

To expedite action on this process,send the money via western union International money transfer,using the name and address of my Driver: NAME: IGWE DENNIS CROSS : ADDRESS, LAGOS NIGERIA.

On receipt of the above stated sums,the necessary charges as aforementioned will be settled and the Cheque will then be dispatch to your designated address immediately and I will forward the Tracking numbers to you via e-mail for your monitoring to ensure personal receipt of your consignment(cheque). Feel free to call me for any question you may wish to ask for further clearance:

Thanks for your cooperation as I await your urgent response to enable the
shipment of your Cheque. Please include test question and answer and make sure that your receiving address is correct to avoid wrong delivery.

Rev. Chris Ba nky.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

Dear Rev Banky

Greetings

It's Mister Fife,,,,,,,, not Mister Barney
Barney Fife is the name
You can call me Barney

I don't recall giving my address
Do you have it ?
Please let me know what address you have
Just wanted to nip this problem in the bud
That's right NIP IT IN THE BUD

Can you tell me what kind of a Reverend you are?
We have one here in Mayberry
He is a Baptist Minister... you know fire and brimstone...... everyone's going to hell and all

Me Andy and Aunt Bea and Opey go to Church once a week and after we all get together for a picnic
Usually everyone is there Otis, Floyd, Earnet T Bass. Goober, Gomer Andy and I bring our girls with us too

What does your congregation do after church on Sunday ?

Yours Truly

Barney

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

Mr xxxxx,
Your mail is not well understood to me because i have all your information's including your phone/fax number, so stop confusing yourself.
The Cheque bears Mr.xxxxxxxxxxx as name of the ownership, email xxxxxxxxx or xxxxxxxxxxxx, phone/fax : xxxxxxxxx,xxxxxxxxx and other things.

what am care is to make sure you get your cheque posted as Mr.Toni Green directed to me.
i will advise you to go and send the money for delivery of your cheque, if you can be able to send the money today that means your cheque will be posted to your location by tomorrow.

God bless you
Rev.Chris Banky.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

Dear Rev Banky

I am sorry

My name is not xxxxxxx you are mistaken

It is Barney Fife I am not confusing myself

I am using Mr xxxxxxxxxx email address
The phone number and fax are correct

But you did not mention what my location is
How can you send me a check if you do not know my location?

I am just trying to Nip This problem in the Bud
Just NIP IT IN THE BUD

Albert Einstein once said
"It's important to Nip problems in the Bud"

You did not tell me what religion you are or anything about your congregation
We here in Mayberry would like to know more about our Brethren in other countries

Sincerely

Barney Fife

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

what is delay for? i am waiting for you to able me post your cheque, as i told you the total cost of the postage.
Thanks and God bless you.
Rev.Chris

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

Dear Reverend Stanky

I didn't spend two weeks in Mayberry police academy for nothing

one of the thing that don't seem right here are
You want me to send money in a big hurry

But you won't tell me anything about yourself

What kind of Reverend are you anyway?
Are you like Revererend Smedly here in Mayberry (Baptist)

I hope you aint a cannibal....... running around in the jungle and eating other people

Before I can send the money 290 USD I need you to tell me more about yourself

Sincerely Barney Fife

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

Good day to you,

You talking as if your sending money to me, please the money am asking you is for the postage of your cheque, i have noting to do with your money ok. Meanwhile My name is Rev Chris Banky am a Parish pastor at St.Dominic`s Catholic Church, i believe i tell you a little about myself.
so send the money anytime you feel to able your cheque post, am very busy man have know much time for all this. try send the money as i directed you.
Thank you very much and God bless.
Rev.Chris Banky

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

Rev Stanky

Thanks for that additional information
So you are Catholic
A lot of child molesters in the catholic church aren't there?
I hope you're not one of those fellas

But what I was thinking was
Why don't you fellas over there in Africa just take the 290 dollars from 750 thousand dollars
you were going to send to me
Heck I'll let you have 500.00 for your efforts to boot How does that sound?

Love Barney

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

PLEASE I HAVE KNOW OTHER THING TO TELL OR WRITE YOU. DO WHAT YOU WANT AS WELL.
THANKS
REV CHRIS

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2009 Posts: 27

Dear Reverend Stanky

You did not tell me if that would be a good idea
You can take the money from my 750 thousand dollars
and have 500 for yourself

Please say hello to all those fudge packing priests you work with

Barney Fife

I think it took about a month to complete this one

What do you think?

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:22 am

^^ Not bad Very Happy

You took some of his valuable time and that's one of our goals here. It's a pitty it didn't last longer ....
Have a look at the baiting tools and try to use them in future baits Wink