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soylent green
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I claimed somewhere that I could post "any crap" at eater dot com. This post is meant to validate that claim.

I've been getting calls to my phone from my pets. Redirected from UK. Lately the urge to shout any crap at them has grown strong. Sometimes I do.

Also the urge to grab any crap from my computer, label as "scan.rar" and send to the lad. I've succumbed to that, too.

In short, I've been on any crap binge lately ...

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pray do tell.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And yet, my inbox runneth over ...

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can (and often do) post any crap here on Eater.


I know, I know. People are gonna be saying "But Slightly, your words of wisdom can never be construed as crap". But to tell the truth, I'm only running on 50% here. If I went up to 100% awesomeness, people would probably find their eyes melting and their brains exploding in their heads.

I find that crap is just about all some people can handle.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If this is the place to post crap here's my contribution

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great looking crap.

... and I have been posting my serious thoughts at the other place where mods are gentle and censorship does not exist, and everybody is happy. Laughing

But I capture screenshots immediately after. Wink

Just to reassure myself that I haven't gone crazy ...

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, you haven't gone crazy. Wink

You post any crap and it turns into other crap. That crap then becomes another kind of crap that is totally different from the crap you started out with. Then the crap changes again and that crap sort of resembles the first kind of crap but it isn't really anything like that crap. It's just some twisted crap that doesn't even look like the original crap.

It's just all crap at the end of the day.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Any crap?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
It's just all crap at the end of the day.

True, but crap with totally AWESOME powers. The demented squirrel is really on to something.

This crap accumulates in your computer and just lies there, until the right conditions come along, like you visiting certain websites and so on. Then your credit info is loaded into the nose of an ICBM and it blasts off towards russia into the hands of those vlad scammers.

When all your money has been drained this crap inside your computer triggers a massive overload that burns out the power supply, shooting out sparks that ignite your house, burning it to the ground.

With your last few coins, you buy a coffee and doughnut, and shlep into the nearest internet cafe in order to share your bad luck with your online friends. It is then that the extent of the magnitude of your calamity strikes you - you have been banned. Your posts have been deleted. Your avatar has been defaced, and your signature line now has obcenities in it.

And you get tossed into the street because you have no dough to pay the cafe ...

^^^^ The above are conjectural emendations, based on my rather imperfect knowledge and a rather cursory reading of the scriptures available. Perhaps somebody with more familiarity with the ancient scribe's style of writing might be able to decipher more than I could.

Anyway, with regard to any crap, don't say I didn't warn you ...

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Neil&Dan wrote:
This crap accumulates in your computer and just lies there, until the right conditions come along, like you visiting certain websites and so on. Then your credit info is loaded into the nose of an ICBM and it blasts off towards russia into the hands of those vlad scammers.


That's hysterical!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Neil&Dan wrote:

Anyway, with regard to any crap, don't say I didn't warn you ...


Being the expert that I am in analysing any crap, I've seen crap come and I've seen crap go. Some crap can be pretty stubborn and refuse to flush away but in my experience, if you know exactly where that crap is, you can normally coax it away.
If coaxing the crap away doesn't work out, then giving it a poke with a stick is normally enough to get the crap around the U-Bend and into the sewers where it belongs.
Occasionally, you will come across crap that just refuses to budge. When that happens you bring out the heavy crap removal artillery. Believe me, there is no crap that can withstand a blast from that - there won't be so much as a skidmark left. The danger with doing this though, is that you utterly destroy the crap. I always like to think of the crap merrily floating down the sewer on it's way to the sea whilst whistling a happy tune, but bringing out the heavy crap removal artillery obliterates the crap totally. A pity as, although I find crap pretty disgusting, I'm a live and let live kinda guy.
Some crap is just plain stupid though. It thinks that because it's been sitting in the bowl for so long, it owns the crap-house. It needs to wake up and realise that there are new crap removers in town.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightly,
Reading this thread I think I now realise what fills the space between your ears. Laughing

you are truely AWESOME.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HH,

Are you, in the slightest, even slightly, implying that that stuff is the stuff named about the top of this page?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rabid furry thing wrote:
Being the expert that I am in analysing any crap
Honest self-analysis is always good.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Yes. And I shall be kicking the crap out of the crap if the crap keeps refusing to be flushed away.

Talking of another kind of crap: How are you Callum?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightlyoutofit wrote:
Oh, you haven't gone crazy. Wink

You post any crap and it turns into other crap. That crap then becomes another kind of crap that is totally different from the crap you started out with. Then the crap changes again and that crap sort of resembles the first kind of crap but it isn't really anything like that crap. It's just some twisted crap that doesn't even look like the original crap.

It's just all crap at the end of the day.


After passing that paragraph through Babelfish (English to French, French back to English, English to Russian and back to English):

Quote:
Ah, you haven' ; T is mentally deranged. Wink You declare n' import which shit and it [preobrazovano] into l' others of shit. This shit after this will be another form of shit which completely of different from the shit that you they began equality. Alors shit still changes and this form of shit resembles the first form of shit but its isn' ; T is actual of n' import that from a similar shit. It' ; Right s of the interlaced shit which doesn' ; to resemble t even initially shit. It' ; Right any s of shit at the end of day.


You may be onto something, but it's of no importance, FWIW.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is a bunch of crap.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Neil&Dan wrote:

... and I have been posting my serious thoughts at the other place where mods are gentle and censorship does not exist, and everybody is happy. Laughing

Everyone over there may be happy,but a couple of them are coming seriously unhinged!

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