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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 5:29 pm

The expected Script 5 from Lubov has not arrived today. The latest it has written to me before is 17.00 BST (GMT+1) and it is now an hour and a half after that time. My character must be pretty low down on its list of priorities. I hope that is because it is busily churning out scripts to the other people here.

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 6:56 pm

Script 18

Quote:

Hello Marcus.

How do you do?

I as like to read your letters. I am assured, that you could become
the remarkable seaman)
Into the account of my dream. It very much...... In this life I wish
to achieve very many. In the first to have a family, children and
remarkable career. Here so))) Tell please to what you aspire? that you
wish to achieve in this life?.
Transfer hi Michel))). I am assured, that it very good your friend.

I'm all good. Today we decided to meet with all your friends. Go to
the cafe. We rarely come together because they live in other cities.
Previously, we met almost every day. We often went to discos and fun
together. Now I really miss those times. I am very interested to know
what changed in each of them. Now each of them has a purpose in life.
Some of them seek to make a career, someone has a family and put all
their strength into it. And someone, just as before, the wind in the
head.
Marina suggested we go to the cafe where we used to love to relax. We
all supported the idea. We feel like chat, remember old times.

Now I sit and think to tell me. In fact, I have only work and home. I
have no family life, even though all my friends say that my wedding
will be sooner =))) Friends say that the Beauty is not difficult to
find the most beautiful groom .=))) But unfortunately, I do not have
either one because from what I would have a relationship, perceived me
as a doll. I have since talked about this before. I hope you read my
writing =)))

I decided to tell them that I am with you to rewrite. I hope you do
not mind =))). I really want to brag that I have found a friend. And
now that I am not one.

Tell me, please know whether your parents about our relationship?
How do they relate to the fact that you met a girl from Russia?

Your friend Lubov,

Lubov is starting to complain how lonely she is,all friends around her are gone, Rolling Eyes

And this,she wants to say something between the lines...

Quote:

about our relationship?
How do they relate to the fact that you met a girl from Russia?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:35 pm

I spoke too soon. Script 5 has just arrived, plus the personal paragraph which even managed to answer the questions asked. Though they were very easy ones.

And four more bl**dy photos. They are not making my day.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:57 am

Glad to hear the panic is over, Branwen . And she's back on track.

18 replied Pete, Give your self a pat on the back, must be doing something right.

I got my old mans reply today,

Quote:

Hello Frosty.

I am glad to receive your letter. What did you do evening in the
evening? At me all is excellent.

I am glad to receive from you the letter. It is very pleasant to me to
receive from you compliments. You the remarkable man. And I am very
glad, that I have with you correspondence.
My parents live in not to the big village. In this village
approximately 56 houses only. I like a countryside.

Thinking it was of script, then it reverted back to script 4 and the magic
girlfriend Marina.
So I've started a new attack line with this,

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It's also good to hear about your close friend Marina.. Please excuse an old man for asking, but do you live together, or have I got
it all wrong. silly,silly me
It's a very changeing world that we live in, Things that where not
exceptable when i was your age are today considered normal. I'm sure
you understand what I mean, and will set me streight about it, If you
feel i should know.. please enlighten an old man. nosy old git

But it's good that you have a close friend non the less, tell me do
you also have a boy friend.. Wink

Thanks also for your pictures, I don't think I like you in all that
black, It's far too much of a contrast with your hair style, For me it
makes you look a bit hard and dare I say it a bit Dominant. But for
all i know you might be into that sort of thing, and who's to say..

Please don't think I am personnely attacking you, little bit of cream But we live in a changing world, and the older you get the harder it is to keep up..pathetic really but watch me get away with it

Well I think we've tried everything else, and if she is into the whips and chains, I can get "twisted sister'' out of her box.. Haven't given her a run for ages.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 5:20 am

W

I hope the next of script will be.... Shocked

Quote:

tell me do
you also have a boy friend..Wink

Maybe too much asked Rolling Eyes

But good link to L,thanks W

Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 2:11 pm

Script 20

Still on script Shocked

Quote:

Hello my Dear Marcus.

Thanks for the fine letter. You the real friend of whom it is possible
to dream only. It is very pleasant to me to have with you
correspondence.

When we met friends, we have perfectly spent evening. We recollected,
how interestingly together spent time, as to us was cheerful. To me
became so it is a pity, that we very seldom meet. We recollected that
was already forgotten. Laughed at each interesting cases. As our
girlfriend Tanja during a disco has broken a foot. To us then to us,
of course, it was not ridiculous, and we very strongly were frightened
for it, we had to cause first aid. But we recollect now this case with
a smile. =))) as, for example two my girlfriends have argued, that who
will fast drink 5 litres of water, they have spent a lot of time for
it. =))) dispute consisted that who will lose, will paint hair blue
colour. Sveta has painted hair and it became similar to the clown. Now
Sveta recollects it with a smile. We have very pleasantly spent
evening. I so am glad, that we have met.

I and Sveta have argued, that if she will marry earlier than I I
should shout as a cock. And we have together laughed over it a bet
=)))

My friends are very glad for me, that I, at last, have found the
friend, though through the Internet. They are assured, that at me all
ahead and it is not necessary to despair. It was pleasant to me to
say, that I not one and that at me am the good friend.

You the hazardous person? You concluded with somebody a bet?

Your friend Lubov.

Just wonder,was this an accident or Lubovs purpose Shocked

Quote:

You the hazardous person? You concluded with somebody a bet?

Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 4:12 am

This just arrived,

Quote:

Hello my friend Frosty
I am pleased to once again receive your letter. You know, I become interested to correspond with you. How do you do? I'm all good. Today I woke the warm ray of sun. I woke up with a good mood. On the street today, perfect weather and I now go to work on foot. My job is not very far from home. Frosty and your work is far away from home? I already wrote to you, that I live in city Kazan. And my parents I live in village Agirovo. You can look it on a card. We with Marina live separately. At me the apartment. It was bought by my parents. I am glad, that you like my photos. I love black colour. Black it is my style

. Then it reverted back to script and it's girl friend Marina. Still we've sorted the girl friend / flat mate out .

I must say your getting all the good oil Pete, accdents, broken legs, drinking gallons of water, and shouting at Cocks.
I doubt she would be saying "down boy" Next thing she will be asking for money to pay the medicial bills It hardly inspires confedence.

Still I'm going OK as a fatherly figure, I ended with the following. Hope she hasen't read "The Story of O"

Quote:

I must say your e-mails have opened up a completely new world for me, and I gain so much joy from your words, Even though I'm old enough to be your father, So I'm not a sexual threat to you. And I hope that you will treat me in a fatherly way, and perhaps later on when we have corresponded more, will feel free to confide in me should the case arise.

Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 8:48 am

What comes next after Script 6 and having to rush off to attend to Marina whose life has been changed? What is the matter with poor dear Marina?

I can't write back today because my Christian character is at church morning and evening, and does family stuff in the afternoon. Damnit.

Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:38 am

My script seven is where Sergei arrives with the bloody roses,

Quote:

How do you do? I'm all good.

Marina my best friend. Actually it to me as sister. It is very
pleasant me know, that I can share with you with the problems. You
the good person. But why you do not send the photo. I very much would
like to see you.

I was not worth yesterday worried.
Yesterday, Marina told me the excellent news and I want to share this
with you Neil!

When I came to a girlfriend, she was very happy. I do not understand
what happened. Marina told me that her guy Sergey, invited her to
marry him. I was really happy for her. They have already met four
years and is very fond of each other.

Sergei came to her house with a large bouquet of roses. I think Rose
is the most beautiful flowers, expressing the feelings of people.
According to her story it was so romantic. He went to her house and
gave the bouquet. He sat down on his knees before her and asked for
her hand and heart. Before he came to her he was from the parents of
Marina, and asked their permission to make a proposal of their
daughter. Her parents are very fond of Sergei and blessed him to do
so. Marina told me that was in the seventh heaven of happiness. I am
so happy for her))) Marina, I immediately said to insist that I will
witness in their wedding. I was very happy that I will be next to it
all the most wonderful day in her life. Incidentally, the wedding will
be in three weeks. We have much to do. Choose a wedding dress. Make a
list of guests who need to send the invitation. And a lot of cases.
I am so glad that her guy decided to make a proposal. She told me not
long ago that he wanted to marry. And now its a dream come true. I
really want to see it in the wedding dress. Neil you were at a wedding
best friend? Are you recognized someone in love?

Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 12:06 pm

Oh, it's Good News, not Bad. And there was me hoping for some tragedy.....

Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 4:39 pm

I actually to it to respond without a script after my "unfortunate accident". Smile

Have to see how long I can keep it going...;

Quote:

Hello Ben.

I am glad to receive from you the letter. It is very a pity to me to
know, that you have got to a road accident. I certainly understand
you. It is necessary for you to have a rest. After all it is necessary
to behave more accurately. You should protect the health. Because
health not to buy for money. I hope, that will be fast to you better.
Write me right after how you leave hospital. I worry for you.

Lubov.

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 8:29 pm

I feel ill.

Marina is worse than Lubov (who is not wearing black!!).

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

ACK!!!

You're not kidding!!!

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:48 am

Script six just arrived, again lucky me. Sergey or Sergei has fronted up with a bunch of Roses. And wants the lovely Marina's hand
in marriage. She's told me they have been bonking now for four
years, and to cut down on expenses, and time will shack-up together.
I also got the photo of the "evil twins" So being the fatherly figure, I have replied with all the normal crap, sorry tender thoughts for there forthcoming nuptials.

Quote:

Dear Lubov,
I am so happy for your friend, I hope she will be very un- happy, are you first bridesmaids get to bonk the bestman first intending
to be first bridesmaid, or do you do it differently in Russia.
Will it be a church wedding, or will she just go to the registry office
on the cheap for a formal ceremony

Thank you also for the photo's. I must say the one with you and your
friend was very nice.for evil bloody twins You have a nice
figure, in the white tee shirt.
You should show yourself of more, Your a very attractive young lady.
But tell me Lubov do you also have a boy friend.

Very Best Regards Frosty...

What a nice old man i am, Wink

Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 7:18 am

Script 22

Quote:

Hello my Dear Marcus.

It is pleasant to me to receive again from you the letter. I so am
glad each time to receive from you letters.
The spring very much is pleasant to me. And when it comes my heart
rejoices)) Unfortunately, we had not so good weather last days. It was
cloudy and were rains. Only today became little bit warmer. Today
there were 12 degrees.
Sveta and Tanja my old friends. Simply we very much did not see for a
long time them.)))
Tell to me how you have a rest with friends? Than you are engaged at
leisure?
I very much would like to receive from you new photos.

We with Marina went today to wedding salon to buy a dress. We have
bypassed many salons but where could not find that dress which would
be pleasant to Marina. And after several hours of search we have found
it. When it tried on this dress, it looked such happy. I, probably, it
never such saw.

Marina to me has suggested to try on a wedding dress, but I refused.
And still she has insisted on the, after all I could not give up to
the best girlfriend. When I have tried on a wedding dress in me there
were such feelings, that it not to describe words. I understand now,
that wedding is the most important day for the girl.

When we went on wedding salon, I by radio have heard a horoscope. On a
horoscope () have told very curious. That you will find something more
than the friend, not looking on an age difference. As there it is
said, that you have already fallen in love and simply do not wish to
recognise it. But to win heart favourite to you it is necessary to
show persistence and persistence.

You trust in the astrological forecast? I very much would like to
learn, whether what I have heard by radio will come true? =))) write
to me about it.

I will wait for your letter …

P.S. Send to me please, more than the photos. You very much like me
=)))

Your friend Lubov.

Same kind of story than before,don´t go backward or forward,
kind of french warfare Shocked

I´m the "claw" watch out....
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:51 am

Has she painted only the ends of those nails?

Shocked

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

It looks like she got a "different" sort of french manicure. Usually with a French, the tips are white, but some girls like to have theirs painted different, and instead of white, the tips will be red, or some other color. I personally don't like those, and prefer the traditional french manicure.

I do have to say, it certainly has a good set of claws, doesn't it? All the better to sink them into you... Shocked

Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 12:32 pm

This arrived today, haven't seen this script before, Seems it want's a photo, of self, Funny that, as they where all distroyed in a fire

Quote:

Hallo Frosty,
How there was your day?
How it is spent last night?
How at you on work?
Thanks for your fine letter. I am assured, that it will be remarkable wedding. To me it is very pleasant, that you liked my figure. I very much would wish to receive from you a photo. I would like to hope, that in the following letter I will see your photo. Today I have an excellent mood. I took today the day off on work. Eventually, with Marina, we should have many affairs to make before wedding. To us, now it is necessary to go on shops. Go to salon to see a wedding dress. She has already called me in the morning, and we have agreed to meet it after a dinner. I cannot still believe, that my best friend marries. Marina has told to me, that after wedding they wish to have the child. sounds like she's knocked up already I am very happy for it. Their child who will arrive after wedding, will be the good person. But me I am a little sad that till now one. But I hope, that a meeting of that person which I will love all life.

Frosty and what your sign of the Zodiac ? You trust in destiny ? At you dreams were carried out ? What your dream? Write me some details on mine questions. I will wait for your letter.
Your friend Lubov.

So it looks like Sergai, has knocked up the lovely Marina, and it's a shotgun wedding. This is looking more like "day's of our Uglies" then anything else.
Meanwhile the noble "frosty" is of on a search for an old gent's photo

Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 5:23 pm

Photoshop Elements tutorials had these!

Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 6:13 pm

Scripy 24,she lost 23 somewhere???

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Yes,yes,like a screw duck... Very Happy

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If only there were at me wings, I could arrive to you

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Jun 2008 Posts: 36

I'm still a noob, but I have an idea. Hope you guys don't mind me trying it out.

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 12:38 am

Thanks for the photo's devil_woman, much aprecatted,The older one is now G Frost.

Your more then welcome to have a go at it Solrax
Read through the thread and all the boring script's that have been
posted. Then you will have some idea of what she will bite on. tell
it you got her eddy, from mybeloved.com, do it safely, and enjoy
your new collection of "girl in black'' photo's

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Jun 2008 Posts: 36

I wrote her..

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Lubov,
I was wondering why it was that you stopped talking to me? The last e-mail you sent me was about 2 months ago, and I haven't heard anything from you since. I have written you 5 times since then and you still have not responded. Is something wrong? This will be my last message to you, because you don't seem to want to be my friend anymore. If you decide to talk to me again, write me and I will make sure to write you back.

Your Friend,
Scott Thorman

I'm hoping it won't be able to keep up with who its talked to... I had something similar with someone else work earlier today. I had a lad who I hadn't talked to in a while, because she wanted to chat on YIM. (Before this we spent approximately 3 weeks of about 3-4 emails a day going back and forth on its scripts) I sent her a message saying the same thing and she bit. She came up with an excuse that it was because she couldn't pay for her internet and asked if I would send her some money. I know it's a long shot, and even though I've been doing this on and off for about a year, and am still not very good at this (looking for a mentor now), I figured I'd give this a go.

EDITED to add:
About the girl in black collection..... I'm hoping it will skip that and think its send me all the ones it got. I've seen plenty on here LOL

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:19 am

I thought I'd try sending her a message in a language she's sure to have zero knowledge of. An un-Babelfishable language. I'll let you guys know if she responds.

I don't really expect a response, but it's just a random shot in the dark since she doesn't seem to get hooked on anything that'd make sense.

If I do get a response, I plan to switch back to English using one of these silly translators (courtesy of Worf)...

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:16 pm

That looks like FUN wonder how Nigerian boy would like som 'culture'?