Multi Church Bait.....Ongoing quest for a bit of TW4t

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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:28 am

Recently Myself and MoP have began recruiting a new TW4T and I have another new recruit coming to the boil as well.

Was thinking yesterday how few of the Scammers are really good TW4T material as you have to knock them off their original scripts and scam.

Then as if by divine intervention this bozo landed in my catcher account

Quote:

Dear sir/madam,
may the peace of the Lord be with you all my name is j4cob 4nslem Nons0 am from aniocha south local government area of delta-state here in nigeria i am an orphane, i lost my perents when i was in primay school i am solicitating for help to continue with my education for i have no hope to continue that is why i have to use this oportunity to ask with the name of almaight God for any help you can grant me i have a view of becoming and Pastor but without education i cannot achive my dreams please my dear fathers and mothers to help me for i am like a sheep without a shepard but i know that with God all things are possible that is why i have coming to you i will provide any information about my self that you may wish to know hope to hear from you soon.
With Regards J4cob 4nslem.

And Judging by his surname he's a bit of a Nonce too....... Laughing

I think he will fit in nicely...just what the Doctor ordered.

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:59 am

Badger Grylls wrote:

I think he will fit in nicely

Oooh.. this is just going to be like the other thread eh? Wink

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:46 am

Badger Grylls's lad wrote:

for i am like a sheep without a shepard

How nice. There is nothing better than a compliant sheep. I do love when it rains gullible lads. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:48 am

Yeah they are truly a gift from god Twisted Evil

Ive sent e mails

1 from the TW4t Rev

2 A concerned businessman who can put him in touch with a dynamic new church

3 As a Cardinal Richelieu the popes right hand man in Chad

(before anyone can say ITP I will withdraw the third character if anyone can demonstrate the catholic churches innocence)

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:30 pm

If this is the lad I think it is then he's also had an email from my church as well.

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:55 pm

Great Stuff B8r lets see if we can have a multi denomination Ordainment... Wink

I wonder just how many churches we can get this tosser to join?

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:44 pm

Lad wrote:

From Harmond
To Neil
Date 19 april 2009 17:56
Subj Re: Your induction in TWAT

Hello Reverend
Thanks for devoting your time to write me back i must tell you that am happy to hear from you.
Reverend told me that you will write me i must tell you that i am intrested in becoming a memeber of the TWAT and i hope to see the registration form as soon as possible hope to hear from you soon bye

Regards:Anslem

I'll mail him back after dinner or something.

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:21 pm

@ MoP SNAP

multi-faith Lad wrote:

Hello
Thanks for your email hell i will like to tell you that am intrested in that since i can run the church well i will like to tell you also that it will be good to tell me more about the church so that i can know exactly what to do hope to hear from you soon bye

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:33 pm

SNAP?

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:41 pm

Very Keen Lad indeed...almost makes me suspicious Confused

Anyway he wrote

Quote:

Dear Rev Hugh,
How are you, hope you are fine well thanks for your email i must tell you that i really appriciated it and i will also like you to tell me more about the church for i have made up my mind to start imidiately so that i can win more people> hope to hear from you soon Rev please do enlight me on how to do this and hope you help in the building of the church here in NIgeria . I will provide every detail about myself that you and the entire church will like to know about me hope to hear from you soon bye.

I think we will need his whole sordid life story.... Laughing

And in reply to my other character herbie

Quote:

Hello Herbert
how are you thanks for your email well am intrested and i will send your any information about my self that you wish to know hope to hear from you soon bye

And Finally From my third character Pastor Bates

Quote:

Hello Pastor Bates
How are you today thanks for your email i must tell you that you are among those that God have bless i must tell you that i want to complete my education and become a pastor so that i can becoming what God has destined for me dear Pastor you can assist me by funding my education with any amount you can give me nothing is to small in the sight of God and i pray that God almight will reward you in abondance. hope to hear from you soon for you are my hope bye for now and once again my the Lord bless you and be with you. Thanks
Regards:Anslem

Only trouble is I haven't actually got a church for Pastor Bates and TW4T is already covered . Does anyone want to play the pastor with an alternative church???????

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:36 pm

i am happy to recruit him into the M1lk and H0ney Church 0f G0d?

or my newly formed We5t African To55er Church?

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:43 pm

Thank you Esq....please begin the ordination process Laughing

Lets see if we can get him ordained into 3 churches..a real triple whammy Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:45 pm

I'd love him standing in front of our pyramid with a bread on his head and a fish in his mouth or whatever the other churches' ritual(s) will be Razz

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:16 pm

I was searching for Esq's previous posts to do some home work, when I typed his name into the search field and hit enter this appeared

Search found 419 matches

Its an Omen I tell you..... Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:34 pm

I thought we needed some background on the Lad. I have asked him for his life story

Quote:

Dear 4nslem

Dear brother in Christ I hope that R3verend Ph0rmi is in touch with you soon, as soon as I heard about you unfortunate condition over there in Nigeria I personally visited R3v Ph0rmi and had very frank and quick intercourse with him about your potential missionary position.
Please we are all very interested to know all about you, your life , your family, your commitment to god and most of all tell us about your struggles and how you cope with them?

I must go now I must attend the ceremony of oral rapture to make sure all the alter boys are ready to be filled with the holy spirit . The most promising students can expect to recieve much fulfilment in the shape of our Lords mighty staff.

You will be in our prayers Brother 4nslem.

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:44 pm

Anslem wrote:

hello Reverend Neil Phormi
Thanks for your email well i will get back to you as soon as i scanned the filled form ok thats once again for your email and may the peace of the lord be with you

Who provided him with the password? I sure as hell didn't. I guess he'll be back with another e-mail soon.

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:30 pm

He didnt get if from me Shocked

I dont think he's even looked at them yet

Or going back to my earlier suspicions that this guy is just too easy.

Thinking BADGER and I dont mean me Wink

His IP resolves to a satellite provider in the US Confused

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:40 pm

Here's his story its a bit pathetic

Quote:

Hello Rev
Thanks for your email well i was born in may 16 1985 that was the record they gave me from the ophanage home i was brought in to by a woman name Jacob Amaka so she was the one that i started answering her name i went to nusary school and started talking about God when i had the story of how saul became pual on his way to damasscus so i was fully convince that God has a purpose for me to serve him so then i realised that i have a dream but when i finished my nusary school and started my primary i started following the Jehovah witness in there preaching and sprading of Gods word then after that i was 9years then i find out that i am capable to take care of myself and other in the home so i left the home but today i tell you today that i was about to loss my hope until i write you and you reply me so i was full of joy and happiness that is where i will like to stop for now since i do not have much time here hope to hear from you soon bye

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:43 pm

I'd love him to explain how Saul became Paul (I'm not a religious expert and too lazy to google, did something like that really happen and what's the idea behind it?). Might be a good one for a lot of jokes/complications.

I'm also interested to know what happened between when he was 9 and the present day...

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:04 pm

I was hoping for some heart wrenching details describing the slums of his hometown.. and some nasty little anecdotes about how he survived on the streets as a 9 yr old boy... Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:05 pm

Erhm.. meanwhile he still hasn't sent me his forms.. if they're not here by tomorrow (say about 1 PM dutch time (GMT+2 now)) I'll remind him about the forms

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:39 pm

He's not replying to anything....I 've mailed him today from all 3 characters but he aint replying..... Crying or Very sad

Let us Pray Brother N3il that nothing too trivial has happened to him.. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:51 am

He hasn't replied to me either.

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:56 am

Not good

But on a positive note if he isnt replying to anyone maybe he has had some horrible e mail destroying accident..... Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:29 am

Maybe he had some braindamaging accident (must've been a terrible one to be able to destroy that of which only so little is present)

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