Atlantis Bait - *** JACKSON POWELL / DICKBOI'S FOLLY***

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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:52 pm

Supplemental: Bob Mueller's "CV" ended with this:

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NOTE THAT AM HERE FOR YOU TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT IN THE SIGHT OF GOD AND THAT OF MEN, SO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD AND IF YOU DON'T I STIL REPEAT MY SELF THAT I WILL GIVE YOU MY DEAF EARS WHEN YOU LATER FIND OUT THAT THIS SIR CH4RLES IS A FRAUDSTER.

So I fired back:

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Director,
So you're a Marine, and decorated too, just as I am. Well, if you truly believe in the Corps and the code, you cannot - would not - threaten to leave me high and dry; and you would not - should not - make fun of a Marine's wartime wounds, as you did for the second time.
Semper fi,

And the Oil Guy had this to say on a comment that Mal's congressman would hear about Bob Mueller's working with Shell:

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MY DEAR, I WANT YOU TO TELL YOUR CONGRESS MAN ABOUT THIS CONTRACT PROPOSALS, IT IS REAL AND I AM VERY MUCH PROUD OF IT.

I CAN NOT INDULGE MY SELF IN ANYTHING CALLED SCAM SO TELL YOUR CONGRESS MAN ABOUT IT BECAUSE THIS CONTRACT IS REAL AND APPROVED OK.

I couldn't resist:

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What makes you think that I think that my congressman would give a hairy rat's butt about you, or that I'd waste his time writing to him about you?
And why are you suddenly so faggoty?

That should piss him off (and if it doesn't... hmm!)

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:18 am

The latest from Dickie:

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I am seriously working on your security personel issue to guarantee your saftey in ghana. At this point in time, the commander is due to return tomorow by Monday hopefully.

Please wait until Tuesday before the close of business to get all the security details. You must know that arrangements have been concluded for our meeting to be 23rd of April unfailingly. Do not fail to travel on this date.

Now, I have almost concluded arrangements for your hotel booking at M. Plaza hotel within the airport residential area.It is one of the best five star hotels that anyone can think of. The problem now is that my Uk Mastercard does not accept being processed on their system, I wouldnt know why. Right now it has to be by cash payment, but unfortunately I do not have much for the booking. But that not withstanding, you will need to arrive on the 23rd as arranged to avoid conflicting booking plans.

Unfailingly I am going to send you the security personel details, photos and set-skills. Please do not fail to travel on the 23rd, leave everyday arrangement, for atleast everything would have been done within a day or two. Please, I repeat, do not cancel traveling on the 23rd as arranged. Now this has been sealed.

He's going to run into problems with Mal's travel plans...

Meanwhile, back at the oil Lad:

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Now let me tell you why i want you to work with me in the Royal Dutch Shell-Reason is because you are a Marine Capt. so i wanted you to handle most of our sectors that concerns lifting of Oils through vessels in the sea and that was why i want to first give you this contract so that yhou will learn more about the working ethics about the Royal Dutch Shell Oil Company.
So don't think that am trying to force you to work with us- am doing this based on your profiles and that is why i want you to come to our office in United Kingdom so that we can liase and that is also another board meeting that will be holding in Amsterdam- and that is why i want to introduce you to the board of Directors of SHELL.
PLS; i will prefer if you stop sounding hard to me OK.

Wrong kind of Captain, buddy!

And from Bob Mueller... best if you haven't eaten:

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PLEASE NOTE THAT AM NOT MAKING GEST OF YOU, AM ONLY TRYING TO INFORM YOU OF WHAT IS RIGHT IN THE SIGHT OF GOD AND THAT OF MAN. AND AS A US MARINE CORPS-I WILL STILL REMAIN FAITHFUL TO MY FELLOW MARINE SOLDIER.
THAT IS WHY I WANT US TO WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM TO ACHIEVE ONE COMMON GOAL. YOU ARE MY BROTHER AND THAT IS WHAT YOU WILL BE FOREVER-I WILL NOT ALLOW ANY HARM TO COME YOUR WAY.
CALL ON ME ANYTIME YOU NEED MY ASSISTANCE AND I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. OR YOU CAN AS WELL COME TO WASHINGTON D.C AND MEET ME SO THAT WE CAN RENEW OLD TIMES.
ENGR.J0R30N V4N D33R V33R WALKED UP TO ME TO INFORM ME THAT HE NEEDS A RETIRED MARINER THAT WILL HANDLE THE MARINE DEPARTMENT OF THE ROYAL DUTCH SHELL, I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT BUT AM STILL ON ACTIVE SERVICE AND THAT WAS WHY I WENT THROUGH YOUR PROFILES AND I FILL THAT YOU ARE FIT TO HANDLE IT. HE NOW INFORMED ME THAT HE WANTS YOU TO HANDLE THE CONTRACT ON THE SAO-TOME AND PRINCIPE FIRST BEFORE HE CAN NOW COMFIRM YOUR APPOINTMENT TO CONTROL THE MARINE DEPARTMENT THAT IS IN-CHARGE OF LIFTING OIL WITH VESSELS.
SO FEEL FREE AND COMMUNICATE WITH HIM BECAUSE HE IS REAL AND I PERSONALLY APPROVED THE CONTRACT.
.Becoming a Marine is a transformation that cannot be undone, and Semper Fi reminds us of that. Once made, a Marine will forever live by the ethics and values of the Corps. . .
Semper Fidelis distinguishes the Marine Corps bond from any other. It goes beyond teamwork – it is a brotherhood and lasts for life. So you are my brother for life.
Semper Fidelis my brother!

I'm going to have to ponder my exact words here. They deserve... special replies, each in its own way.

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

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So you are my brother for life.

Can you IMAGINE that???!?!?!?!???

What a WANKER!

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:18 pm

More like Semper F.U. Give em hell, Mal. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:29 pm

Well, Mal is a restrained person (not at all like Cammy), so he doesn't shower them with obscenities...

First to the Oil Lad, with restraint.

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I think this whole thing has been a fundamental misunderstanding, and an unbelievable one as well.
I am not a Marine Captain as in a Captain of a ship. I am a retired US Marine Corps soldier, who flew gunships and commanded ground combat forces. I am not an engineer or a ship master - unless, in the latter case, you count landing craft or amphibious vehicles. Personally I wouldn't.
It's clear now that R0bert Mue11er has blundered badly. I don't know how he could have gotten it so wrong, but he did. My profile - my service record - sets out my experience and training clearly. So I have nothing to offer your company, and our business is over.

Then to Bob!

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Fellow-marine you may be, but you've made a total ass of yourself! How the Sam Frick could you have gotten the idea that I'm a qualified mariner? Holy snapping duckshit - I served as a combat soldier, flying AH-1s and carrying an M-4, not piloting a gorram supertanker! You had no right to act as an employment agency anyway - did I ask you to tout my services? I'm not a gorram mercenary!
Brother Marine you may be, but you ain't my Big Brother, if you get my drift. Now stay the hell out of my file before I really do give all this to my congressman!

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

CONGRATULATIONS YASTREB MY FRIEND - YOU'D BETTER UPDATE YOUR SIGGY!!!!!!

Latest e-mail from lad traces to Accra, Ghana!!!!!!!!!!!! Razz

41.210.41.64

jump_4_joy

And it looks like he's busy (he's even devised a brilliant new customer relations philosophy Rolling Eyes

):

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Sir,
I have been trying to make necessary arrangement for Captain on the security personnel issues. It hasn't been easy- that is why I haven't responded to you since. Regarding the security plan, at least I need to arrange it in such a way that the cops won't arouse interest in Captain's huge money. A lot of them are thieves.
I am going to try to finalize all plans before the close of business tomorrow. And then I can proceed to your "hole digging" modality. Very Happy

For Gunter Tischbe1n and Weatherm4n, I am going to manage them "phenomenally." Confused

Nothing to worry! In my experience, when a client complains, it will somehow leave room for you to gain more confidence in your ability and then capitalize on their weaknesses, in which case you get them to do whatever you had like. You should know better! LOL
I will keep you posted!

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:29 pm

Way to go!

jump_4_joy

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:28 pm

Thanx y'all for helping make it happen! beers!

Well, Mal is packing to leave - he and Jay are catching a short haul flight to Washington at just after 10 tomorrow; then departing for London at after 1700 that day.

A delay in London is in order, and I think I know what will do that...

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:33 pm

Congrats, Yastreb! beers!

I can't wait to see how this modality plays out! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:06 pm

Yay, Yastreb!! Congrats!

happy crowd

And as always, nice assist, Ninastian!

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:35 pm

Fantastic work, Yastreb and Ninastian! Very Happy

Too bad for his blood pressure.

dickb0i wrote:

Nothing to worry! In my experience, when a lad complains, it will somehow leave room for you to gain more confidence in your ability and then capitalize on their weaknesses, in which case you get them to do whatever you had like. You should know better! LOL

Fixed his typo.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:02 am

Congratulations, yastreb ok. Very Happy

Emil Tischbein is "phenomenally" impressed ok! clapping

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:42 am

Hahaha, great job.

Now the hole, I wanna see the hole!!

More, more I want more.

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:44 am

congratulations Yastreb and Ninastian clapping

I'm looking forward to the next devilish

twist

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 74

Astonishing. Congrats. Loving this bait. And I love how the lad keeps digging a new hole for himself with every email. Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:14 pm

The most recent (with emphasis added):

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There is nothing to be afraid of, I have a good news for you. The commander is back now, I should be able to conclude the security personel issues tomorrow. I am going to send you their photos and set-skills including your hotel booking confirmation at M Plaza hotel. It will interest you that I will finalise every arrangement tomorrow.
Now I want you to comfirm to me if it is 2020am or pm. And then I would like you tell me when exactly your arrival time may be so that the security personel and I would know when to be at the airport to wait upon your arrival. As you know your security protection begins at the airport.
Please make sure you fly on the BA flight scheduled for 23rd April because every arrangment is almost concluded. And Mr Fr4nc1s 0b4sek1, the PA to Dr. H4f1z 0guns is going to arrive tomorrow as against our meeting on the 23rd. Once again, please do not fail to fly on the 23rd because every arrangement has been sealed for your arrival on this date. Do not be afraid, the security dossier will be reaching you shortly.
I anticipate your understanding in this matter.

Sarcastic comment from Mal follows:

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We're leaving for the airport very soon. You'll notice the cc address; copy all replies to that. J4y said it was better for overseas travel and I trust him.
BTW - you're asking me if 2020 is am or pm. It's a 24-hour clock I'm using, Einstein. 2020 is 8:20 pm. You seriously didn't know? And if 2020 is my arrival time, then that's when you have to be at the airport. I'm not going to be arriving after the plane lands, OK?
Now get those gorram personnel dossiers delivered by the time I hit London AT THE VERY LATEST. I mean it!

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:54 pm

Nice work, Yastreb!

"Semper F.U." Hahahah, very funny, Bohigal!

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:25 pm

nice job!

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:02 pm

Meet Dickie's elite squad devoted to Mal's protection!

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All plans have been concluded. You should have nothing to be scared of. I have attached the security dossiers to you below. There are three of them. I mean the 3 best of strike security forces in Accra! The commander recommended them for this task! You are indeed very lucky to have such persons for your security coverage and Jay too.

Set skills:

: Has a mind set to dictate any suspicious attacks. He is a great sniper resistor from the enemy! He is a great detective. He is one of the best among the President's convoy team. He is very skilled at firearms. He has won several awards in tracking down and killing suspects, robbers and criminals. You are safe in his hand Captain. You have my 100% assurance. On the attached photo, he is the first from left. While, the man on blue suit is R1chard H3ad, your financial advisor.

: He is the second best on the Presidency's convoy. They are both available for your protection concern since the president is not planning for any road patrol or using his special security team. Peter is the type who can take a bullet for your safety. He is very talented in protecting anyone under his security care. He has great skills at Arm usage as well- as the second on the list.

: Is not available on the picture. He is busy at the Presidential lodge but he definitely will be among this men at the airport upon your arrival. His set skills include Immobilizing suspects'moves.

Finally; you have the driver, , a very well trained personnel at works on special crusing taks. He has sophisticated experience and talent for driving- a very comprehensive program as seen from a glance! He practiced pursuit driving, skid control and the use of spiked strips that are thrown into a road to flatten a fleeing suspect's tires. At the moment, he is trying to perfect his skills on what is known as the Precision Immobilization Technique, or PIT maneuver. He is skillful wonderful!

I have made a hotel booking for you at M Plaza for Wednesday already.

We are going to be there at airport at exactly 8:00 PM Wednesday evening. Btw- I don't mean to tell you I didn't know what time is 2020; I just needed to you to reconfirm it. That's not much to ask for clarity.

And here they are!

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

I have been inside this lad's mind for 2.5 years now and he still has the capacity to make me piss myself with laughter.

I really do remain blessed.

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:19 pm

Nice work and all (They've got a TOY weapon!!! He's covering the tip where the orange piece is.. Razz

LOL!!!)

But erm.. there's no way to see if they're actually wearing heels...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:27 pm

There is something seriously wrong with our boi! Just how does he put up with all of us, and still produce fine comedy? Laughing

It's somehow sad that he doesn't know how damn funny he is.

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:46 pm

They look like idiots!
clapping

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:03 am

Excellent... What a authentic looking death squad. He is carrying a real AK. Very Happy

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Congrats Yastreb!!! WooooHooooo Very Happy

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