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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:09 pm |
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Why do lads use such colorful emails?
I keep receiving emails like this one, which are in different colors.
Are the lads artists?
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_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:12 pm |
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Jees thats heavy on the eyes |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:12 pm |
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Because that looks totally professional. Just take a look at some of history's most famous legal documents. They ALL look like that. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:13 pm |
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They ALL look like that. |
While he got the professional colours right, he missed out on using Comic Sans, the font of authority, as used by the United Nations themselves. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:23 pm |
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I had the same answer as YW. Very professional looking, don't you agree? I especially love when they use those on a colored background as well.
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_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:24 pm |
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^^^If only they'd use the super-official "green text on green background" format. Then we'd all be better off. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:27 pm |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:54 pm |
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maybe tell him you are red-green colour blind and ask him to resend it? |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:40 pm |
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Ha! Another advantage to being visually impaired. My adaptive software puts all emails in white text on black background. No eye-popping colors to dazzle me. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:12 am |
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It's the "official" documents that delight me. All curlicues and funny borders and five or six fonts and lots of legalese language like "hereby" and "officially" and "beneficiary". most legally binding documents I've ever seen have looked very dull by comparison. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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PeopleExpress
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 18 Mar 2009
Posts: 80
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:27 am |
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I can't imagine what would happen to me if I gave my boss any document with lime green text |
_________________ I have other matters drawing my attention, so please you should save you and me further pains and stress. - upset lad after 20 rounds with S3cur3ptv |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:51 am |
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Lads seem to have a fetish for green colored text. Banks in particular seem to use it a lot. I stopped wondering a long time ago just what bounces around in a lad's mind.
The lad obviously thinks that looks good and is impressive. Just like when they include those stupid animated gifs of the plane and the delivery truck. How about when they include a picture of Robert Mueller or Charles Soludo but the picture is linked to a google image search. That is just plain old fashion laziness.
If a real lawyer sent me an Email written in bright green like that I would think he was an idiot. I be right too
When you write back to him be sure to use bright yellow. |
_________________
8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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NotPhil
419Eater is my life
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
Posts: 479
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:43 am |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:06 pm |
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I think it's an excellent idea. More lads should do it. You'd need to be colour-blind, of a not-easily-put-off persuasion, and wearing polaroid sunglasses to read that. Christ, is that loud. It actually hurts to look at it. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:31 pm |
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This was sent by a Lad who may have thought that I was another Lad who'd already locked on to his maga. Not only was the colour scheme painful to the eye, but he kicked off with a racist greeting!
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:50 pm |
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It'd be nice if <blink></blink> or <marquee></marquee> tags worked in email body text. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:59 pm |
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I like NotPhil's green on blue text layout. With a suitably small font, converted to jpg and rotated through 90 degrees, it'd give a lad a neck AND headache. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:41 pm |
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^^^ Wait, you got a lad that wants to travel to take photographs? Oh boy.
man, you get all the luck. All I have is a sack of crud that wants me as an Oga then doesn't return my emails. |
_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:26 pm |
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@bruckner - nah, he tried to pass off fantasy artworks as his fantasy-themed photographs.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=762241&highlight=kenya#762241 |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Posted:
Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:44 pm |
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I say you try and out-do him with the colors.
Send him a response that looks like Godzilla ate an entire gay-pride parade and then threw it up. |
_________________ x12
With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
M7CN Mangler - 1998 clicks. This process is absolutely embarassing. - Sgt. Jones
M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here for dirty nasty pr0n!!1]</a>
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