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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:36 am |
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This was too good...I just had to give it it's very own thread.
Some of us have been baiting this particularly pathetic hitman lad...we call him the Nitwit Hitman (see this thread Here)
He has about the worst grasp of the English language I've ever seen in a Lagos lad. Now, with his latest response, it turns out that not only is he a hitman...he's a PIRATE!
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YARRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR TIME IS UP SO YOU WILL BE KIDNAP ANY TIME FROM NOW SO IF YOU LIKE YOU SEND THE MONEY IF YOU LIKE DON'T SEND I AM NOT BEGGING YOU TO SEND ME MONEY YOU ARE PURPOSE TO BE BEGGING ME WITH MONEY BUT I HAVE SEEING THAT YOU ARE CALLING ME A FULL NOW SO I WILL NEVER TAKE THAT SHEATH FROM YOU AGAIN YOU MUST DIE BEFORE TWO DAYS TIME FRO NOW.
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I can't help but think Shiver would be proud...  |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
   = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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pilgrim
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2004
Posts: 1789
Location: In the colonies
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:39 am |
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^^ Answer him back using http://translate.50webs.com/pirate/pirate.html.  |
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I know somebody in the wester union agent here, therefore i will not have any problem.
All the walfare of United States Citizen is my cosine.
x 140  x 45  x 2  x 9  x13  x 3  x 19  x 6  x 41  x 8  x 2  x 6   x 12   x 4  x 4  x 3   x 21   x 2   x 7 x 6  x 2    x 4  x 22 x 162+  |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:44 am |
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^^^FABULOUS idea!
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| Avast!... oh please Mister Hitman, I be just a poor lady with no gold doubloons. Why would ye wants to kill me? Please don't hurt me! Tell me how much gold doubloons ye want, ye scurvy dog! I'll rush down to Western Union and send ye everything I own. Harrrrr!... please tell me who hired ye! |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:00 am |
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@pilgrim, that is GREAT! |
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Roro
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 42
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:45 am |
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LMAO. I've been on this site long enough to read through some absolutely ricockulous baits, and it never fails to amuse me how crazy an email we can send and they'll still take us seriously.  I love this. |
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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:57 am |
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This is up there with the mail from Mars |
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=Mr Thomas (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
=Mr James (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
= I knew that MHC6 is one of the wonders in the World,and all of us have to exprience it,and understand it - Okunlola O. Thomas FMHC6
I WAS AT THE NOVOTEL ORISHA HOTEL TILL 11 PM THAT DAY AND I WAS TOLD BY THE HOTEL STAFFS THAT I CAN NOT SPEND A NIGHT THERE AND I HAVE TO LEAVE AND WHENT TO THE NIGERIA EMBASSY THERE IN COTONOU TO STAY TILL THE FOLLOWING DAY AND I CALLED YOU THE FOLLOWING DAY AND YOU ASKED ME TO RETURN BACK TO NIGERIA WHICH I DID AND THAT HAS BEING MY WOST DAYS IN LIFE AS WAS EXPOSED TO A FULL TIME DIFFICITIES. - Augus5tine J4m35 |
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UbuntuKid
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 156
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:09 am |
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I got the same thing from good ol' Clifford. |
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"Areyou saying your Plunder and fleeBankis nota Ghost Bank?" - John Kuti
"FUCK YOU JOKAR!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO HAIL WHATEVER" - Miss Glades Kala
"AND MUST DEAL WITH YOU YOU ARE DEAD WATCH YOUR BACK" - Mary Daniels
"SO YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW OR YOU LOOSE YOUR LIFE TOMORROW" - Clifford the Hitman |
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General419
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 299
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:29 pm |
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Hehe Cliford sent that to both my characters too. |
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George - "please stop calling me okay thanks."
Cliford - "YARRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR TIME IS UP SO YOU WILL BE KIDNAP ANY TIME FROM NOW"
Mark - "I would lactate because I broke the law"
Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"
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microburst
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2008
Posts: 106
Location: The NY METS are my favorite squadron
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:27 pm |
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I received the same thing. Did he type it out each time or was he smart enough to copy and paste?
Anyway, I wonder what the pirate hitman is going to say in his next response, I just broke the news to him that my payment went to his boss, Rusty Tromb0ne.  |
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"They also confessed that they have been rubbing for years..." - D. W4siu
"...how can you still believe that a normal human being like me fornicate with an animal" -D. W4siu
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Inkerman
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 384
Location: North of the Border
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:47 pm |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:51 pm |
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lol, you've rejuvenated my broken lad bait. from now to the end, all of my replies will be pirate translated
thank you |
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"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:00 pm |
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The lolcat bait was pretty funny as well. |
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With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
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M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:08 pm |
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^^^Yeah...I enjoyed the lolcat baits, I had one that went on for quite a while until he finally got frustrated and stopped responding. I think he thought I was a mental patient.
I do like the idea of a bait done completely in pirate-speak. Hmmm...I wonder if Shiver ever did one like that? It's too perfect! |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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pilgrim
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 May 2004
Posts: 1789
Location: In the colonies
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:01 pm |
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^^ I've done a few like that, baiting as Billy Bowlegs, a "Marine Asset Redistribution Engineer" who lives in Morant Bay, Jamaica and is trying to accumulate cash in preparation for the Old Sailor's Home. The lads treat it just like any other bait. Kinda fun, but it would be better if the lad did pirate-speak also. |
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I know somebody in the wester union agent here, therefore i will not have any problem.
All the walfare of United States Citizen is my cosine.
x 140 x 45 x 2 x 9 x13 x 3 x 19 x 6 x 41 x 8 x 2 x 6 x 12 x 4 x 4 x 3 x 21 x 2 x 7 x 6 x 2 x 4 x 22 x 162+ |
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