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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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I still own and occasionally wear a pair of jeans that I have had since high school... they are over 25 years old. |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:47 pm |
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I have some pigeons in my back yard. |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:00 pm |
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I appeared 4 times on University Challenge and have a pair of Simpsons slipper socks. |
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You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:11 pm |
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Throw right handed, switch hit, but hold a hockey stick left handed. |
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Sandra, Owerri to Lagos 18+ months | Oga Mark - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:34 pm |
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^^^ I love baseball and have a thing for switch hitters.  |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:36 pm |
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Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:35 pm |
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Elvis once served me fish n chips.
Yeah I know, I am a compulsive liar.
It was sausage n chips, really.
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Give the lads some extra pain with your own IT admin from hell - visit toolkits for Grooble Gambit
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:06 pm |
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I have not bought beef in the store for years, I raise my own, much betterer for you.
I am an equal opportunity flirt, the missus gets miffed when i flirt with woman and tells everyone I'm gay when I flirt with men.
and I love woman! well maybe not the nasty ones found on the internet, but most others. they intigue me and i find them very sexy. was that a long statement that sums up that I'm a pervert? fine, i'm a pervert. |
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"nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
x? (only Alan knows)
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:14 pm |
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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:26 pm |
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I have coke-bottle-bottom lenses in my glasses. |
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:43 pm |
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I like nothing better than tearing up a country lane on my Katana.
Extremely fond of Vodka and Red Bull.
Support The famous Glasgow Rangers WATP 
Went to the same University as Jay Leno.....(not the telly guy) |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:10 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:45 pm |
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Random fact.
As I sit here typing this, all I can smell is dog farts. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:54 pm |
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Random fact:
When Dora isn't creepily sitting outside my window at night peering in, she's calling me and breathing heavily into the phone.
I feel so violated at times.... |
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With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
M7CN Mangler - 1998 clicks. This process is absolutely embarassing. - Sgt. Jones
M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here for dirty nasty pr0n!!1]</a>
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:58 pm |
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Now blah, you told me you liked it!
Sheesh. What I do for people around here. And then they complain about it!
Same time tonight, blah? |
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 Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
The Dynamic Duo Travels! |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:13 pm |
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I get together with other grown men twice a month and play with toy soldiers. |
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"My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:24 pm |
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At least three times a year I spend the weekend in the persona of a Russian-accented mage (with appropriate garb), in the company of people whose personae include Elf warriors, Halfling rogues and Half-Elf Druids (and who are likewise dressed to match), and have adventures. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:01 pm |
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I can't resist playing a good practical joke on someone who deserves it.
These days, Nigerian scam artists are those who deserve it. |
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"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:04 pm |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:06 pm |
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I brew all the beer that my dog and I drink. Kinda the same thing right? |
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With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
M7CN Mangler - 1998 clicks. This process is absolutely embarassing. - Sgt. Jones
M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here for dirty nasty pr0n!!1]</a>
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:18 pm |
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Occasionally, my brain actually overrides my mouth...err, fingers. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:26 pm |
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Justin Bieber
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 443
Location: No 27 Gbamgbalogun , Akure , Ondo State, Nigeria
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:39 pm |
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I take 3 to 4 showers a day, and only sleep on the left side of my bed |
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Am regret to knowing you in my life,after you know that noting for me again,no job,no house,no parent,so what am waiting for,it will better for me to kill my self - Footprint
I know you are not ready to help me,after you detroy my life you said that i should not contact you anymore,i will kill my self,and is you and your husband who killed me - Footprint
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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