New Charity Scammer - Melon Heads Rock Out!

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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:12 am

Weeeeee.... How much fun can a lad have? A new charity scammer has decided to contact me for help. Being the totally wonderful and generous person I am, I accepted. This scammer has a flair for the creative and for the theatrical. I do love a compliant lad who has a sense of adventure.

Here are some of his emails. Apparently if I don't send him money then some children will die.

Quote:

All we are interested is to let the world know that some poor children in Africa are dying because of lack of fund to treat the prevalent deadly heart diseases. We expect to receive supports urgently from donors all over the world to save more lives

Makes my blood boil. He's also using a real charity. Excellent!

I sent him this picture and told him to emulate my new band.

He's very creative and decided to impress me with this amazing effort.

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Of course, everything was wrong. I did love his effort to impress me. So he had to do it again.

Next month, hopefully we can do something more interesting. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:20 am

Where's my popcorn? This should get interesting. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:20 am

NN strikes again!

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

You always impress me with how you are always able to get just what you want from your lads.
Love the pictures and it's wonderful seeing them look like fools.
I hope this will be the first of many.
I will enjoy watching you cause them lad pain.
They so deserve it.

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:23 am

I love their head-wear! Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:26 am

What a healthy band of mariachis! Very Happy

Eat fresh fruit !

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:36 am

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:06 am

Those lazy fuckers forgot to paint a backdrop. If I were you, I'd be very mad. Its easy to put some pieces of fruit on your head, but thats not what they're being paid for. They have GOT to redo those pictures with a painted backdrop.

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:29 am

err, no, a painted back-drop is not appropriate at all - they should have an enormous pile of giant fruit.

definitely.

If anyone can get it, I'm sure the Nurse can

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:37 am

Or perhaps a painted backdrop AND a giant pile of fruit.

Looking forward to see how this one develops. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:46 am

Very good, the water Mellon hats made me giggle out loud at work.

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:35 am

There must be some mistake. I cannot hear them singing....

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

NN yet again you have caused me almost as much pain as you caused the lads!!!!!!!!!! LOL_sign

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:26 am

This guy is quite intelligent. His sentence structure, punctuation and grammar is above the norm. He also adapts to my script very quickly and is keen to collect.

When I'm contacted by a charity-like email I always shoot an email to the real charity and ask them if they know this person (I attach the ID sent to me) and the contents of the email. Just to be sure... Now this particular charity is keen to see these people prosecuted, which we all know is hard to do. I explained to them the particulars of being unable to catch these scammers as their location is always fake and getting them requires some effort.

Here is the latest round of emails. They are theatrical, and great to read. He has some fantastic one-liners.

bastardo charity lad wrote:

Once again many thanks for your mail which I received this morning.

We will comply to your request of providing the required marketing materials soonest. It is really going to be fun with your good and professional ideas. We will come up with our own fruity ideas that will fascinate you and also give the event a beautiful colour with great fun to all and sundry in attendance.

I have directed my foundation coordinator at our head office in Nigeria to put the marketing materials together in a special way to make your event a splendid one. Within few days from now,you are going to receive the wonderful package. It is a promise our foundation will like to keep.

Thanks for your dedicated work to humanity which will make the world move like a love train full of smiling people.

Remain blessed.

At some point he told me that if I can't send the money before the weekend that one several children will most likely die. Evil or Very Mad

What a prick. Imagine telling a real person this type of thing. They would send any amount so they didn't that on their conscience.

bastardo charity lad wrote:

We will be very glad if you will approve this one and important request from us because now a dime means a lot to us to be used in saving lives as seven children are in critical condition and must be flown abroad within few days from now.

I spell the facts out for him.

NN wrote:

As for supplying you such a vast sum of money before our agreed date, we cannot be responsible for the lives of children already sick. If we had never come along they may never been saved. You would have already organised something correct? Otherwise that would be a violation of the Geneva convention and not in keeping with a doctors Hippocratic oath. You told me you have a weekly cost of over $58,000 - Which means you must have enough to keep operating for several months. I can request a taxable expenditure from your London office if you like? We have people there that could visit them for this information.

Amazingly he doesn't want me to have someone visit his charity office. So he decides it's easier to just do as he's told.

bastardo charity lad wrote:

I hope they will really add more great fun and color to the events of the day. Our group( FOUR OF OUR STAFF) which form THE N1G3RIA FRU1TY L@DS are really set to thrill any crowd.

I have promised him a monthly payment and donation to his chosen account, which has been reported, and hopefully I can get more accounts. The bank account he's given me won't work, and once again I will be making the payment to the real charity. I have a feeling this lad will be quite miffed by that. Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 Feb 2009 Posts: 15

LMFAO............. boss

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:53 am

Excellent work indeed.

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:03 am

The banana hat is very becoming. I wonder if they could be required to wear their new headgear everywhere they go for a week or so? That would be sufficient time for the fruit to ripen in the tropical sun.

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:44 am

Quote:

Thanks for your dedicated work to humanity which will make the world move like a love train full of smiling people.

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:53 am

Very Impressive NN

Well done

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:23 am

Fruity lads, melon heads. Nice work NN.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

More innocent fruit murdered by a NN lad. Oh, the humanity! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:00 pm

Oh dear he's not pleased. Now let me set the scene. For this exercise let's call this lad Mr. Happy. Mr. Happy is a scammer who thinks he is so clever that he will have many a maga falling for his format. Mr. Happy thinks he has hit the gold mine of all maga. Me.

The day before, Mr. Happy asked a few of his friends help him out with a simple picture request. His friends are not happy about having to pose for the camera wearing large fruit on their heads, so he offers them some compensation, all because of this rich silly mugu who thinks he is a real charity. So he promises his mates some quick cash for this simple request.

In his own words, Mr. Happy said:

Mr. Happy the charity scammer wrote:

MUST IT BE THE SAME PEOPLE IN THE PICTURE WE SENT TO YOU OR CAN OTHER STAFF
REPLACE THEM? THIS IS BECAUSE SOME MAY REFUSE TO WEAR FRESH FRUIT ON THEIR HEADS
BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME AFRICAN BELIEFS THAT HUMANS MUST NOT WEAR FRUIT ON THEIR
HEADS

Mr. Happy skipped to the cyber cafe this afternoon. A confident and somewhat jovial spring is his step. He smiles and he pays for his internet time. Eagerly he sits down and logs into his email account, smiles at the title of my email, 'Payment Successful'. Licking his lips in eagerness it's at this point he is probably so excited he needs to pee, but holds on. He starts to read...

The Wonderful and generous me wrote:

I have received a call from our accountant who has confirmed a successful
payment to your charity. He informed me that the bank account you provided
was unable to process a transfer through our encrypted banking procedure.
For some reason the account was unable to accept this international
transfer.

Don't worry, my senior account Stephen didn't want you to wait so he
stayed back and made the donation to your charity through the your
website. He used the account information and process you have provided on
your website. About an hour after he sent the money he'd received the
confirmation from your Foundation manager. She was very grateful and
thanked us for our contribution. Please let her know we are very happy to
have helped.

So don't worry, everything went according to plan. Thank you for your
efforts and I hope to speak to you soon about next month. Hopefully your
staff we be ready to thrill a bigger crowd. We will look forward to your
efforts and we will pay as soon as we receive all the material.

I am pretty sure at this moment his bladder exploded and he started doing this.

Mr. Unhappy the unhappy charity scammer wrote:

We did not receive any payment from you. You were told that our website is being
updated. You should have consulted us before changing the account which we
submitted to you and which was in the contract paper you provided to us. It is
because of fraudulent acts of our former sacked workers that we are updating and
changing so many things including our accounts.

You should recall the payment back. We will give you another account if the former
account did not accept your encrypted process.

We did not understand you at this point because you did not consult us before taking
a decision that concerned us most.

Let us have the payment slip of the transfer which will help us in our security beef
ups.

Ungrateful sod. Let me ask you. If you had employee that was stealing wouldn't you have changed all your accounts and passwords the moment they were busted?

The Wonderful and generous me wrote:

I am sorry for the confusion but it was not me that made the payment. It
was our senior accountant. The information on your website was valid, I
don't see the difference between the account you provided and your charity
accounts. The money was still deposited into your charity accounts, which
was confirmed by your staff manager early this evening. We thought it was
a normal process and didn't think it made a difference.

If you have untrustworthy staff you should probably removed them from
their positions and remove the registered charity account from your site
immediately. I do not recall you instructing us to not send it to through
legitimate means. We thought you would be happy for us making the effort.

We will get a confirmation receipt when our accounts are done at the end
of the month. However, you can confirm the transfer yourself. Just speak
to your manager and they will confirm everything.

The money is already in your charity account, so we can't un-send it. It
has left our accounts and is now deposited into yours. I can suggest you
have your manager transfer the money from that account to another, or have
them send it back and we'll try another one? We can't re-call funds once
they are gone. If you wish I can call your manager. Don't worry I have the
phone number. I can ask they speak to you about the transfer. It would be
better coming from you.

I haven't heard back yet.