Nurse & Reptile Lad - ON SAFARI! Audio pg7

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:33 pm

Is it just me or does that cart only have 3 wheels?

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:39 pm

Excellent bait NN I'm always anxious to check this thread each day to see if there are any new updates. I agree with the others in that a video of him getting pulled 40mph+ is in order now Very Happy

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:49 pm

Yet another mouthful of stout spit through my nose moments. That's hilarious. Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:36 am

Only you, Nasty!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I await with wonder to see what is next.

I think at this point you have no choice but to send the money. To the correct charity, of course. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:19 am

NN, this is absolutely awesome... Can steer that lad off the paved roads into a deeper bush...or at least a pothole or two in the road? happy crowd

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

What you really need to do is have some other lads build some carts and have them race. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:35 am

BUILD A JUMP! BUILD A JUMP! BUILD A JUMP! BUILD A JUMP! BUILD A JUMP! BUILD A JUMP! BUILD A JUMP! BUILD A JUMP! BUILD A JUMP! BUILD A JUMP!

That's me trying to sound like a frenzied crowd...

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:40 am

I've milked the Cart modality. Besides I am bored with his modifications, and I need him thinking about something else. It is time to get him in his Mercedes to drive and meet with me. Now I know he has access to a vehicle... Plus I would love him to burst a brain vein once he's traveled and then learns I was called away and sent the money to his account. The real charity account. Again.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:40 am

You know in the last group of pictures I didn't realize he had a banana peel on his shoulder Laughing

Was that another requirement NN?

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:12 am

Actually, he added that all by himself. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:08 am

I suggest this deserves a special siggy icon.
What about a half watermelon hat? Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:45 am

That's great! He really did it! Brilliant stuff NN! Very Happy

As for any sig change, I like the idea of the existing shopping cart image in NN's sig having a stylized gentleman with a watermellon on his head in it. Wink

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:10 am

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:51 am

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:49 pm

I've had some head way with my melon headed lad. I asked him to meet me in Cameroon. This was his response:

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GOOD DAY,

WELL THANKS FOR ACCEPTING THE FINAL PICTURES I SENT TO YOU

I WILL ALSO LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR PHONE CALL IT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU TO CALL BUT,I AM SORRY,I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO MAKE THE TRIP DOWN TO CAMEROUN NEXT WEEK .OR EVEN FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS

I JUST CHECKED MY SCHEDULE,THERE WON'T BE TIME FOR ME TO GO ON THAT TRIP BECAUSE PRESENTLY I AM IN BENIN CITY FOR A MEETING AND I WILL BE HAVING LOTS OF MEETING WITH MY STAKEHOLDERS AROUND THE COUNTRY FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS.

SECONDLY THE AMOUNT IS TOO LARGE FOR ME TO CARRY ACROSS THE COUNTRY'S BORDER I MIGHT BE HELD FOR MONEY LAUNDERING

I WILL COME AND SEE YOU PERSONALLY IN AUSTRALIA WHEN I'M DONE WITH ALL THE MEETINGS

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THIS AND I WILL LIKE TO MAKE A SUGGESTION SINCE YOU DON'T WANT A BANK TRANSFER ANYMORE (MY BANK ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED)

WHY CAN'T YOU SEND IT THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER

YES IT CAN BE SENT TO ME IN 10,000 AUS DOLLARS EACH WITH DIFFERENT MONEY TRANSFER
NUMBERS AND DIFFERENT TEXT QUESTION

I WILL GO TO THE BANK AND COLLECT IT ONE AFTER THE OTHER

THIS IS A VERY GOOD SUGGESTION, ISN'T IT?

PLEASE JUST SEND IT THROUGH WESTERN UNION IT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO RECEIVE MONEY WORLD-WIDE

THE FASTEST WAY FOR US TO RECEIVE MONEY

GOD BLESS

It was now that I suddenly realised that after everything this idiot has been through, we are back to square one. How refreshing. It's like he's breathed new life into this modality and given us a fresh new perspective.

Unfortunately it's not good enough. He's busy for the next three months?? Doing what? Scraping watermelon seeds out of his head and clothes?

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Sorry, but I'm not joking about this. You'll just have to clear your schedule. I am not relying on any banking or Western Union service to mess things up. I am coming to Cameroon, and want to meet with you. I don't understand the problem. You're in Nigeria, which isn't far from Cameroon. Just drive your Mercedes I saw in those pictures, or fly. You have enough of my money to make the effort.

I am a major contributor. I am bringing with me, in cash, the remaining 67,S00 AUD and all the donations we collected at the gates, which was going to be a surprise. The amount was 13,3S7.S0 AUD. A really amazing effort by the Australian public. I will be going to my bank in the morning, I then have a meeting and we can meet at around 2pm for late lunch and some drinks. Then if you need a place to stay for the night I can organise some accommodation.

Clear whatever business, reschedule your meetings. You're the boss and privy to making those types of decisions. Confirm your arrangements and I will pick a nice spot to eat and drink for the afternoon. Plus if you bring a car you can carry the cash much safely across the border.

Or, we can wait the three months? I will be back and forth to Cameroon. I really wanted to have a photo opportunity of us shaking hands as I hand over the donations. That's why I ask you wear a suit. If you don't want cash I can bring one of those great big cheques. You'll just need to cash it at your bank. It normally takes 10 business days.

I'll see if he can fit the cart in the back seat and bring it with him. Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:21 am

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I WILL COME AND SEE YOU PERSONALLY IN AUSTRALIA WHEN I'M DONE WITH ALL THE MEETINGS

?Unfortunately, lads lie, a lot. But I have faith in our dear sweet nursey...

NN wrote:

Scraping watermelon seeds out of his head

Hmm, that would explain a few things. Like why he rattles when he dances and had such difficulty in building the cart.

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He's busy for the next three months?? Doing what?

Ridding the world of vampires? Planting tomatoes?

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I WILL BE HAVING LOTS OF MEETING WITH MY STAKEHOLDERS

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:02 am

How very lazy of such an active lad - a driving safari for a cash payday after making such a cool cart (I really liked it) isn't too much to ask, is it?

Maybe you could bring gold bullion? By my reckoning that's about 1-2 ingots, easy to hide in a Merc.

Maybe you can up the heat slightly by asking him to nominate a charity in Cameroon that you can donate the cash/gold to in his name?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:40 am

I get two very panicked replies 30 minutes apart.

Quote:

I DON'T WANT US TO HAVE ANY MISUNDERSTANDING ABOUT THIS I KNOW FULLY WELL THAT YOU WERE NOT JOKING

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO JOKE WITH A THING LIKE THAT

NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON HERE IN AFRICA IS
SOMETHING I REGRET AND IT'S NOT LIKE COMING TO MEET YOU IN CAMEROUN IS A PROBLEM TO ME

YOU SEE, MY SCHEDULE HAS BEEN MADE BEFORE I RECEIVED YOU EMAIL/CALL

PLEASE YOU WILL HAVE TO BEAR WITH ME, BECAUSE I HAVE INVESTED ALOT IN THESE MEETINGS, AND NOT ATTENDING THEM WILL BE A VERY BIG LOSS TO ME.

THE MEETINGS IS WITH SOME OF MY MAJOR CONTRIBUTORS JUST LIKE YOU ARE AND I HAVE ALREADY PROMISED THEM,IT CAN NOT BE CHANGED

I PROMISE I WILL COME DOWN TO AUSTRALIA TO SEE YOU AND I WILL BE TAKING SOME OF THE ORPHANS ALONG.

HOW WILL YOU FEEL NOW THAT I HAVE PROMISED TO MEET YOU AND I DID NOT SHOW UP? FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU WON'T BE HAPPY.

PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND

THEN WE WILL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO EAT AND DRINK BECAUSE MEETING YOU IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE.

COME TO THINK OF IT, WHY WOULDN'T I WANT TO SEE SOMEONE WHO HAS INVESTED SO MUCH IN MY CHARITY

GOD BLESS

Screw that! Then his next email he accuses me of not being straight with me and guess what, he pulls the 'ye olde race' card.

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THIS DONATION THAT YOU WANT TO GIVE TO MY CHARITY IS HIGHLY NEEDED NOW IF YOU CAN'T GET EVERYTHING TO ME WHY DON'T YOU SEND HALF OF THE AMOUNT AND WHEN WE MEET IN THREE MONTHS TIME I WILL HAVE THE PICTURE WITH YOU AND COLLECT THE REMAINING

YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT THESE FUNDS IS MEANT FOR THE BUILDING OF THE ORPHANS WORLD WE ARE HAVING ALOT OF PROJECTS THAT THE 70,000 AUS DOLLARS HAS BEEN EXHAUSTED ON

ALTHOUGH SOME AMOUNT WERE STOLEN FROM IT BY THE HACKERS I WON'T WANT TO DISCLOSE THE AMOUNT AND NOW WE NEED MORE FUNDS AND THIS IS WHY THE MEETINGS WERE PROPOSED

PLEASE THIS DONATION IS HIGHLY NEEDED

I PROMISE YOU WON'T HAVE PROBLEM WITH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER. WHY DO YOU WANT TO POSTPONE THE DONATION?

THE INITIAL AGREEMENT IN WHICH YOU SAID IMMEDIATELY I GET THE RIGHT PICTURES YOU GET THE FUNDS TO ME

I WAS TOLD THAT WHITE MEN ARE ALWAYS STRAIGHT FORWARD BUT NOW I WONDER

ANYWAY SUIT YOURSELF

GOD BLESS

He's already blown the 70k I sent? It had better been coke and hookers.

So I latch onto a few comments and give him the what-for! He just keeps opening so many doors. Such good value.

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Did you just accuse me of being a racist? What the bloody hell do you mean you wonder if I am not straight forward. When have I not proven myself to be straight forward? I have paid every single time, and now I want a photo opportunity you start accusing me of some warped prejudice? Would it interest you to know that my grandmother was English and my grandfather was aboriginal?

Now you tell me that someone has stolen money from your bank accounts?? How is this my problem?

I have asked you meet with me in Cameroon. Now I demand you change your plans because you have insulted me far too many times, and I would prefer an apology before I hand over my hard earned money. I'm not interested in you visiting my home unless invited. I am only interested in you making the minor effort to meet me when I ask. You will be gone for a day or so. I do not see a problem.

You are going to feel really sore as well. I was planning on donating 5 laptops to your cause for the children to use. I wanted this to be a celebration and a hand over of surprises. I want a few photos of you being able to accept these gifts and now you insult me. That does not make any sense. I don't think you really appreciate all we've done.

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:48 am

You tell him, Nasty! clapping

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:55 am

AH-HA! MY FIRST AUDIO!!!

nn_v_scammer.mp3 - 4.59MB <click to download>

I used a morphing program to sound male. Laughing

The animal sounds in the background is a 2 year old using a funnel as a mouth horn.

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:49 am

Splendid!

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As discussed, I will be in Cameroon for 2 weeks. That means you have a 2 week window to find a day to visit me. You said you will be available in 3 months? Then we will wait 3 months.

The accounts email is: acc0unts@mu$ah0us3.c0m They also left a phone number I can call.

That is the email account that confirmed my last two payments. I will be emailing them later to discuss how my donation was hacked from your accounts. There may be a security issue on my end.

Now to be realistic. I can't hand over any laptops, or extra money to you unless you are there in person. I have organised this and this is the only way you can get the money and the laptops. I won't be sending anything to you. I think after everything I have given enough to you. So sort out a day in those two weeks. I have business to take care of this afternoon. I will expect a positive response and your travel arrangements.

... and now we have a safari! I love this lad. Laughing

Quote:

ANYWAY,THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,SINCE YOU WILL BE STAYING IN CAMEROUN FOR TWO
WEEKS.

I'M SURE I CAN MAKE IT UP TO CAMEROUN BEFORE YOU LEAVE.WHICH MEANS I WILL COME TO
CAMEROUN.

ALSO PLEASE YOU KNOW THERE ARE ALOT OF FRAUDSTERS ALWAYS TRYING TO GET THE MONEY WE
GET FROM OUR CONTRIBUTORS.

I ADVISE YOU DONT PAY ATTENTION TO ANY IMPERSONATOR WHO CLAIMS TO BE OR FROM MU$A
H0USE.

THANKS SO MUCH

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:59 am

I have no idea how you manage to get them NN, but you truly are gifted. I look forward to seeing the end of this one Smile

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:59 am

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I ADVISE YOU DONT PAY ATTENTION TO ANY IMPERSONATOR WHO CLAIMS TO BE OR FROM MUSA
HOUSE.

Excellent advice, that.

Congrats, NN! You totally own this idiot. Great work!

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