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Corona
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Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:51 pm |
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Dutch
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Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:57 pm |
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I'm not sure to which of your personalities I'm replying to right now .. but I love you back |
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callum
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Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:03 pm |
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PMS:
Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. |
I fear that said banana would end up becoming some permanent part of my anatomy if I was ever dumb enough to convey this medical wisdom... |
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Corona
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Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:16 pm |
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Lady Warmonger
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 154
Location: the hills of the hoosier state
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:19 am |
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Bananas are best when eaten with peanut butter that has then been drizzled with honey. who CARES about medicinal qualities? protein with bee barf and beautiful tasty naner's |
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Corona
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Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:22 am |
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Lady Warmonger
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 154
Location: the hills of the hoosier state
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Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:51 am |
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@Corona We do have a lot in common. Add some Honey, Honey |
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Gold Hat
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Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:01 am |
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Forget the honey . . . and the bananas . . . and the cold water . . .
Wanna be healthy ???????????
Edit - removed - nobody got the joke |
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Lady Warmonger
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
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Location: the hills of the hoosier state
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Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:29 am |
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nice beach, sun and sand. But, I be thinkin' that the age of the beach bunnies dancing could lead to an Unhealthy attitude that the peanut butter, banana and honey would never get you into |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
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Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:33 am |
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About calories, celery is supposed to be the only food in the western diet that takes more calories to eat, than it has in it.
About health, this email's been around but perhaps worth looking at again:
Blood Clots/Strokes - They now have a fourth indicator, the tongue.
Stroke: Remember the first three letters: S.T.R.
STROKE IDENTIFICATION
It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and remember!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S Ask the individual to SMILE.
T Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (i.e. It is sunny out today)
R Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call an emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue
NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other,that is also an indication of a stroke. |
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Dutch
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Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:08 am |
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warmonger wrote: |
@Corona We do have a lot in common. Add some Honey, Honey |
Talking about health: You're both sick. Not being normal myself I tried it, and I loved it. A banana chocolate crumbs/flakes sandwich is nice too. |
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Lady Warmonger
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:44 am |
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@dutch: Now, I haven't tried that. Sounds scrumptious and being tonight is payday , I'm going to try it. thanks for the thought
P.S. how do you eat all this good stuff holding that triangle thingy in your mouth? |
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Corona
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:11 pm |
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Dutch
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:54 pm |
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P.S. how do you eat all this good stuff holding that triangle thingy in your mouth? |
It's not really me. don't tell anyone.. The 'triangle thingy' was my first avatar here on Eater, I like to fiddle it into my AV's in some way:
Did you try the banana/ chocolate pellet combo sandwich yet? |
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Lady Warmonger
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:12 am |
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@ Dutch : Nope, haven't had a chance to try it yet, as I have been busy babysitting a couple of drunks and trying to keep them from going Psychotic assholes. Don'tcha just love stupid drunks? But the one saving grace today, is that little pleasures like the peanut butter and the chocolate fun mixes make life fun again. Don't worry, that sounds too good to NOT try!!!!! |
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Corona
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:53 pm |
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I haven't tried the banana/ chocolate pellet combo sandwich yet. Will soon!
I'm healthier than I thought.
I've inherited high colesterol and in two months time I have brought my bad cholesterol down from 297 to 205.
Doc also sent me to have the arteries checked in my neck and a chest x-ray. They came back normal.
Now, I need to set up an appointment for a colonoscopy.
I'm 92 and never had one. |
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Lady Warmonger
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:54 am |
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you have my condolences, Corona. just had VA do tests on me for cholesterol and have come down from 169 to 113. I have had the camera butt shove and I informed my doctor that the SOB doing this next one better have one hell of a better bedside manner when shoving that camera up my butt or he was going to get the shit choked and beaten out of himself. And, my friend, I am deadly with a stout wooden cane. They suggested that I be knocked out for the procedure-- sure, says i, but not until I memorize his face. the doc wrote a note of warning for the other one. that's nice of him to do, but it won't save the other doc if he screws up.
Good luck to you on yours. |
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Dutch
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:19 am |
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Corona wrote: |
I'm 92 and never had one. |
If it's any consolation: you don't sound one bit older than a 91 year old girl.
Good luck with the colon pics. Do post them when you have the time
Seriously: hope everything turns out to be OK. |
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Corona
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Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:24 am |
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warmonger, I hope he doesn't screw up.
Dutch, I have written myself a note, "Ask doc for pics of my
intestines to show my dearest friend, as he needs to see."
Btw, do you have other parts on your mind? |
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Dramaqueen
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Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:17 am |
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I wanna see the pics too.
I bet you have purty intestines Corona.
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Dutch
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Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:55 pm |
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Btw, do you have other parts on your mind? |
Too often ..
You mean you're taking requests? |
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Gold Hat
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Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:29 pm |
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Corona wrote: |
Btw, do you have other parts on your mind? |
Why not do a "Mrs. Bean" - we all loved that one way back when |
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Corona
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Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:38 pm |
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Dutch
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Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:51 pm |
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This is a 'health' subject. We sympathize with you. If you think it's to intimate to post intestines a full frontal pic might do. |
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Corona
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