Getting an oga on safari, and a ladette jailed

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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:15 pm

Oga, worried about lad-ette, wrote:

Dear Sir / Madam,

The last time we heard from the Lady was yesterday Monday about 1640 H when she called with a lady's phone with the Nr: XX XX XX XX from Bartia where she went to get reception to pull the call through so, please do all in your power to track her down as her people here are giving me hell since her numbers are not going and no Communication- Please I do not trust that man parading himself as Mr Williams Brown at all, so please I am trusting you with Lady Josiane's safety.

Mr Williams is a con artist and I have warned Susan severally about him but, she wouldn't listen as he sold her a dummy. Do not mind his overtures or satanic gestures with a devilish undertone - The lady was there and is still in the hotel with a popular Driver of a Toyota Forerunner with a Registration Nr AD 8907 RB by name of Mr Jack.

Please I advised her against following that scamster parading as Mr Williams so, please go there yourself or your wife as she has instructions to Follow you or your wife along with Susan only to the camp and please ensure her safety to & From the Camp with that Nigerian crook far from her at all time or better still take Susan along with you to finalize there and return her to the Camp.

Please be fast about it as she has outstayed there in the camp without Food or enough wardrobe.

Thanks.

Dr Edward Onanuga.

Larger text and colour are lads.

JF, you have PM.

Master Baiter Joined: 24 Mar 2009 Posts: 128

I've been reading this , excellent !! You've gotten them to travel over land fly and travel by boat!! hundreds of miles through lands infested with who knows what!!! Good Show. It never fails to amaze me how these scammers try to make it your fault when things don't go exactly thier way!!! He's telling you that you will be to blame if the laddie gets lost!! Yet, it is HIM who sends her out with insufficient funds for the trip, with false /fake documents working on a scam for HIM!! So now he is yet again, concerned about what will happen to HIM if she does not return!!! Good, people are now watching him!! He also points out to you, a person who he thinks could be a fellow scammer, now he knows that he will NOT help in any real way, how does he know??? Could he be one himself??? These scammers never fail to amaze me with their selfish,greedy,evil ways, it is ALL about the MONEY to them and damm anyone else who gets in thier way!!! Some how I think that he is going to get some of what he deserves, not all but some, hope more is in store for him. Tee Hee!!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:28 pm

fraudstrated lad wrote:

my BP is on the all time high now.

Dear Lad,
I know a couple of ways you could bring that BP down really really fast. Twisted Evil

Love, bohigal

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:32 pm

@bethc8, glad you find this interesting! Very Happy

What is really amazing is how the lads can never see the irony when they are subjected to the same kind of manipulation they use on their victims.

Susan was finally able to get online again, but only briefly. Rule #1: It's always the lad's fault.

Susan wrote:

Dear Dr. Onanuga,

I hope I can stay connected this time. I'm extremely angry and frustrated now. I did not go to Pendari myself because both Mr. Rhodes and Mr. Brown were adamant that I stay in the camp for my own safety. Mr. Rhodes assigned two of his workers to accompany Mr. Brown so they could escort Mrs. Josiane here and conclude our business. They searched everywhere but could not find her. The people at the hotel and the taxi drivers told Mr. Rhodes's men that they had no idea where she went. You cannot blame me if she decided to leave, that's obviously not my fault. We have all done our very best here to meet with her according to the original plans. Now it's evening and I'm more frustrated than ever because it's obvious that nothing can happen tonight, and I'm leaving here tomorrow.

I blame you for all this, you promised me she would be here several days ago. Why didn't you just come yourself? Obviously Mrs. Josiane is not familiar with this area or the importance of this business.

As I see it now, there are two

I'll enumerate the two options to him later, when I can get back online. Meanwhile he can stew for a few more hours.

He won't like it when my fake lad writes to him tomorrow and tells him how easy it was to bribe the two guys from SSC to just take the afternoon off and drink some beer, and forget about their quest to find the woman.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 41

Adding bribery to the mix!!!

Surely the honest workers at SSC would not succumb to such pressure from Mr. Will1ams...

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:33 pm

Wel, what with the recent economic implosion, we have had to resort to paying our workers in banana beer and rodent pelts....

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:58 pm

Just in, the lad's reply to my blaming the original lad. He's piling on the guilt. Laughing

screwed-over lad wrote:

You have sang this particular song for the umpteenth time and now is time to positively reflect and think on how best this lady who offered herself to assist could come back unscathed and that is if your Man there has not done something terrible to her by planting people to hurt her at sight, For, I do not know what to think again since it seems no one went to Pendjari park hotel reception today for her - Not minding the fact that I informed you since yesterday about this to enable you enough time to cross over and finalize with her.

Even Mr Rhodes whom you said offered to go there this morning looks as if he has been bought over because he has no reason not to have gone there this morning to see her as she would have holed up there like a refugee waiting for succour. God's position concerning paying evil for good is very clear and I pray that his wrath does not come down heavy upon you for this act of ingratitude or how else can you balance that the long road you dread to travel in a lady offered herself and for you to travel 10Km to meet who has come over 875Km for you became a problem.

I don't know what you and Abule agreed upon prior to my introduction in this matter but, you must ensure you do not quit the camp without checking out the Driver Jack and pay him off and know the location of the lady through the front desk / reception of Pendjari park hotel - A life is involved here mark you.

Comb the pendjari hotel for her or go with the guilt as a leech.

Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, this is pot.

No problem, Mr. Brown will see to it that the taxi driver is paid in full. Wink

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:10 pm

Bernie wrote:

Dear Dr Edward Onanuga,

We have, repeatedly, sent peoplem to the hotel, and there is NO lady of that description there. None.
I do not like to have people yank my chain like this. If this is your idea of a joke, I, for one, am certainly
not laughing.

I don't like having assholes waste my time.

It is late, and Mr. Williams and two of my men have just returned from the hotel, and there was no sign of this
woman.

It is late, now, so today is another day. We will be arriving with Miss Susan P3rc1s3 to the hotel by 9:30AM tomorrow. If your
alleged lady friend is there, I am sure that Miss Susan will meet with her. We will not inger for long as
we have to get Miss Susan to her flight from Niamey.

I hope that you make whatever arrangements need to be made with Miss Susan, but if this is all some
sort of funny joke, if I should ever meet you, I promise that I shall punch your teeth so far down your throat as to make it
so that you will require sticking your toothbrush up your arse to brush them.

Good day,

Bernie Rhodes

I borrowed the toothbrush arsehole thing from Simba in a previous bait. I figured, why not slap the lad a little?

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:50 pm

Hi I just joined this forum and this is one of the first few scam bait that I followed completely.

I am really impressed by this bait...the fact that almost all of the work was done using only E-mail is simply amazing!

I would sure hope Benin Big Boi's lady was really stranded at the rendezvous point.

Will keep watching as this masterpiece continues to unfold!
Keep up good work, guys! Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:50 pm

To gat your lad to Niamey, you could have your fake lad write the real ones that he paid the Police $50 to arrest the lad-ette for theft and that they will be coming to the hotel.

Thus, tomorrow at 9:30, she will not be there, and your main lad will have to travel to Niamey.

Nice work, Juan! This has been a lot of fun!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:13 pm

Your email to the lad is hilarious, Doc! Laughing

His BP is going off the charts.

The Internet problem has been very troublesome. I sent him a series of about 30 emails, each with one or two words. And then a few with several thousand random characters. I'm sure he enjoyed that.

Susan just wrote to him, she finally got a decent Internet connection. She obviously hasn't talked to Bernie yet but that's okay.

Susan wrote:

I hope I can stay online without the system crashing again. This connection problem is very annoying.

Listen, it's pointless to argue about who is to blame, although the truth is obvious even if you won't accept the fact that it is entirely due to your own incompetence. The bottom line is that because Mr. Abule failed to do his job at the beginning of my trip to Africa, and you totally botched things thereafter, we now find ourselves right down to the last moments and nothing has been completed. I am quite frankly furious about this. I gave Mr. Abule several week's notice prior to my coming. There is simply no excuse for all the delays that have brought us to this point.

There is nothing further I can do about it now. I have no choice but to leave in the morning and I have no time to go chasing after some woman who can't find her own house without a map. As of now there are only two options left. Williams Brown is staying here for one more day. I can give him the $23,000 to take to Mrs. Josiane tomorrow, if you can give us specific information on where to find her, or I can take the money with me and you can meet me at the Niamey airport tomorrow evening. There are no other possible options so let me know which you prefer.

I'm sick to death of all your recriminations and slanderous comments. Although I find your personality to be grating and your arrogance insufferable, at least I believed you were a competent businessman. I am distressed to learn otherwise.

Let me know which option you prefer so I can make the appropriate arrangements. As for now, I need to get some dinner because I am very hungry, and I need to start packing for my return trip. I will check my email before going to bed.

I really want this lad to hustle his butt and get on a flight to Niamey to collect my $23K. So Doc, maybe you should write him again and say that because of a scheduling conflict we have no time to stop at the Pendjari hotel and must proceed directly to Niger.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:24 pm

Okay, Doc, my fake lad just wrote to Benin Small Boi:

Williams wrote:

HEY SMALLBOI ,U LOOSE . HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NA UR LADY IN JAIL COS I PAY DI POLICE 2 AREST HER AS COMMON THEIF .DI MAGA BI VERY VERY VEX WIT U AN THE BOSS MAN TOO .

U ARE NOTHING BUT A BIG FOOL UR PARENTS GAVE U NO TRAINING U STUPID ILITERATE YOUR FATHER MUST BE A MAD MAN BEFORE PREGNANTING UR STUPID MOTHER WHO IS A CARELESS BITCH .MEN SUCK UR DICK U BLOODY NONENTITY U ARE NOTHING BUT A LLOUSY ASS HOLE FUCK UR STUPID PARENTS WHO HAS NO FUTURE AMBITION AND PLANS FOR U. U WILL DIE VERY SOON I SAY.

BYE ,LOOSER BOI .

I suspect he won't be sleeping very well tonight since he seems to have no way of contacting the ladess. And I can just imagine how furious he will be to be called "illiterate" by someone writing in Pidgin. He's obviously very proud of his English.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:01 pm

Mugu wrote:

> Mr Rhodes,
>
>
>
> You were supposed to serve the public and for using such gutter languages
> such as this :- I don't like having assholes waste my time. if I
> should ever meet you, I promise that I shall punch your teeth so far down
> your throat as to make it so that you will require sticking your
> toothbrush up your arse to brush them. I wonder what your employers
> looked at before your employment and shall print it out and send it as
> fax to your Management in London and their response shall determine how
> far I will go with the matter as you don't just talk to people you do not
> know like that or your daily association has replaced your human
> reasoning with that of the animals you are staying with in the camp.
>
>
>
> Good day.
>

so:

Bernie wrote:

Look, and listen, and listen real good, okay? I have had to send two of my new workers off on a fairy tale to find some lady
who does not exist, and I have real work to do.

I have had to waste more time on this and the bore pump is in the shit can, and I am angry and fed
up. I have worked for Sima Safaris for the last 16 years, the company is owned by my wifes brother,
and your games of sending some woman who does not exist have exhausted my patience. Please don't bother
Sir Winston, the owner, with copies of this faxed to London.

I have been asked by Susan to tell you she will be taking the Simba Safari plane to the airport in Niamey
tomorrow, and will not even be going to the hotel. I told you. So, please, fuck off now, okay?

Have a nice life, asshole.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:05 pm

WHOA!!

Just in from the lad. Might this actually be true? I assume it must be since he wants me to stop at the police station to bail her out:

my lad wrote:

Dear Susan,

I have just been informed by one of the hotel managers here that the driver Mr Jack has taken Madam Josiane to the Police station in Tanguietta which is just about 43 Km from the pendjari park gate which also is on your route and I pray you to please veer off their as it is on your route for a minute to pay off the fees and sign the documents so that she can return back with the documents to me and if it is not convenient to you then since I do not wish to spoil your last moment fun in Africa then your latter option which is your having the money on you is prefered by me so, that someone will be on hand to pick it up from you at the airport and bring it down here to me so, that I can send money across to secure Madam Josiane's release and send the documents across to you via courier so, that as you arrive the States the documents will be there for your endorsement and return back to me to submit.

Please let us respect the choice of this option and do not change it for any reason or gesture of any kind to anyone and when the person I send shall reach you both of you will call me together on + 229 97 xxx xxx or + 229 955 xxx xx and I shall mention the code :- JOSIANE for you to know that it is me Dr Edward Onanuga from where we can discuss other issues bothering on your Claims over the phone - Please leave nothing concerning me, yourself or the transaction with anyone in the camp.

Please do call me once you are accessible to phone for discuss and better understanding.

Wishing you a wonderful safe trip back home.

Regards,

I guess my fake lad could have saved $50, he didn't need to bribe the cops! Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:20 pm

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
jump_4_joy

Gotta love it when a plan come together like this.

Now get the diplomat of his ass and into custody! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:33 pm

Whoa..... coooooool!

Well, freeloaders end up in the klink! I had a lad who claimed to ane od up the klink there, too, for lack of payment of taxi fees, so... nice!

This just in from benin big boi:

benin big boi wrote:

Being an inlaw to Sir Winston does not permit for such rash and unintelligible jibberish to customers and that is the food for thought between me and Sir Winston to treat as I can tarnish the image of your camp before the Pages of the Newspapers for your slanderous statements and putting the life of lady Josiane in danger whom the driver Mr Jack out of anger this evening took to the Police Station in Tanguietta whose record will help me in dealing with you rascal who thinks you are clever by conniving with that dupe who claims to be Mr Brown - You have not seen the last of me so, just wait.

Don't bother writing but, just prepare your defences as all my exchanged correspondences with you are intact to substantiate my evidence after my fax to Sir Winston, since your anointing for being the inlaw is to put lives at risk and chase away potential clients.

Bye.

Damn. Think I have touched a nerve?

419Eater is my life Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Posts: 366

^^^ Little R&R as guests of the state. Lad has his priorities, money then bail. If bail is inconvenient be sure to drop off the money as you leave the country.

Nice bait and they are still hooked.
5imba has been busy lately. Twisted Evil

edit: A threat. Cool

Nice of him to keep records of his scam. Evil or Very Mad

p.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:04 pm

Doc, I'm sure you're quaking in your boots now. Very Happy

This lad is so full of himself it's absolutely amazing. He can't even conceive of the possibility he's being played for a fool.

It's 11PM at the camp, Susan just sent an email before heading off to bed. The lad has some work to do tomorrow if he expects to get his hands on the $23K.

Susan wrote:

I'm sorry to hear that Mrs. Josiane is in trouble. But that's entirely your fault. You should never have sent her anyway. That's a long distance to send a woman who doesn't know the area or anything about the business. Why didn't you come yourself?

And why aren't you coming to the airport? Who will be meeting me? How will I recognize him? Will he have the documents for me to sign? I don't see how he can if Mrs. Josiane has them, and she's in jail. I'm not handing over the money unless I can sign the documents at the same time. That has been clear from the very beginning. You can't go changing that now.

I cannot go rescue Mrs. Josiane. Mr. Rhodes says that he will have his pilot take me in the little Cessna or whatever it's called. It only holds a few people but it turns out that 3 of us are all scheduled to depart to different destinations from Niamey tomorrow so it makes sense to take the plane from here. I will arrive in Niamey quite early since some people have flights ahead of mine, but I don't mind waiting at the airport. I'll have plenty of time to rest on the long flights home.

Be sure that whoever plans to meet me has all the proper documents. I expect him to also have ID that proves he is with the bank. I'm not taking any chances. It would certainly be much better if you were coming personally. I am leary of strangers approaching me and asking for money.

I'm tired and going to bed now but I'll be up early for my trip. Unfortunately I will be tired. This is my last night with Williams Brown and I'm not going to waste any more time sleeping than is necessary. Now if you will excuse me, I have a man to attend to.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:36 pm

Excitinggggggg! Shocked

Can't wait for the follow-ups Twisted Evil

Thanks Juan & Dr. SW, I love the 5imba 5afaris clapping

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Juan this is a fabulous bait and safari.
I loved the part where the Benin boi said his BP was up! Laughing

I'm sure he will need a dentist too from grinding his teeth to dust in frustration.
Just like him to send a woman to do his job for him. What a coward.
I love all the twists and turns in this and now to have a new lad getting into it is even more exciting.
Hope you can get an eventual safari from that one too.

Hope the Dr. O will fly to meet Susan since it is all his fault anyway.
If he hadn't been such and arrogant butt head things might have gone differently for him.
I know the laptop and watch really ticked him off, I'm still laughing about that.
I'm sure when the ladess gets back he will have hell to pay for what he has put her through. Excellent baiting.

Doc is working really hard in this bait too and it is very good to see the 5imba Camps getting lots of action lately.
Well done everyone. clapping

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:17 pm

dr stephen williams wrote:

I borrowed the toothbrush arsehole thing from Simba in a previous bait. I figured, why not slap the lad a little?

Did I really say that..... Rolling Eyes

I missed this bait, but congratulations to all concerned, it seems like everyone had lots of fun, except for mugu....... Laughing

Well done Juan.... Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:43 am

This lad has a habit of staying up late. He emailed this at 1AM, his time:

Benin Screwed Boi wrote:

I have few minutes ago with the help of an interpreter talked to the Driver to see how best he can release the documents with Josiane to any driver to take down to Josiane's kid sister in Parakou who shall take it to this officer that will meet you at the airport in Niamey whose names are Mr Abdou SAIDOU with teL:- + 227 965 99 xxx or you can call him yourself as you alight from the shuttle plane to meet you since you do not have a number where you can be reached and together you can both call me because if you or Rhodes had been in the hotel this morning to see Josiane she wouldn't have been in this dilemma but, thank God she is alive and well as I will see to how best I can secure her release in the course of the day through her relatives.

Now, you can conclude everything there at the airport and Josiane's kid sister can get back the documents and cash to me with the help of the officer.

I shall talk to you later if only you can call once you are accessible to phone from the airport in Niamey thus:- + 229 97 xxx xxx ''cos I have just been informed that I have a travel to make to Emirates for similar issue as yours first week in April.

If you want to call Abdou SAIDOU while in Niamey, you do not need the code but, just dial:- 965 99 xxx

The schedule coupled with Josiane's issue will not allow me to travel or I shall just send wrong signals across if I take any step towards that direction.

Hoping that you will not frustrate this last minute effort at solving your case and will be met without any hassles or change again this time.

Rgds.

Well, if the new lad picks up the fake documents in Parakou and takes them to Niamey, that will be a border crossing and count as safari #3 in this bait. That works for me. Wink

This has got to be costing the lad some serious money now, not to mention his now-admitted high blood pressure. Oh dear, I hope he doesn't get upset when I can't connect with Mr. Saidou. at the airport.....

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

YAY!!! That would be great.
Benin lad may soon run out of people who will trust him to run errands for him.
He is such a coward to not come himself.
Blood Pressure Blood Pressure Blood Pressure Very Happy

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:48 am

Quote:

whom the driver Mr Jack out of anger this evening took to the Police Station in Tanguietta

I do so love seeing lads and their accomplices falling out over a good bait Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 41

Wait a minute...He's going to use YOUR document cash, that is needed by the Gov't to release your inheritence, to bail out Joesine...?

Isn't that going to leave you short, and thus unable to collect your money?

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