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iWalrus
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Mar 2009
Posts: 16
Location: North of South of Where I Am
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:53 am |
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Jen Derbender made a customer support line that was excellent, but if you just want something that keeps them on hold for 20 minutes (22:50 to be exact) playing ridiculously annoying, repetitive music and then asking them to leave a message, I have this.
Also, I will post lad VMs and if you want me to, I'll call them back posing as a customer service rep (I'll say whatever you want me to say)
Here's the number:
Note: I'm reusing the original number for something else for you guys, involving live customer service call answering. 
(206) 666-5267
Here's a link to the hold message in all of its 22 minute glory:
http://www.4shared.com/file/92604162/398750a0/HoldMsg1.html
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:08 am |
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Oh the humanity!!
I listened to it for about 15seconds before I gathered up the will to turn it off.
And then my brain melted...  |
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iWalrus
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Mar 2009
Posts: 16
Location: North of South of Where I Am
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:20 am |
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I made it til "position eleven"  Thanks! Downloaded it, our fake company might need desperately need it when it comes (not) to payday on April 1st
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iWalrus
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Mar 2009
Posts: 16
Location: North of South of Where I Am
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:23 am |
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The majority of it is at position one, until the end, when it repeatedly bounces between seven and one until it asks you to leave a message after the tone. |
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iWalrus
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Mar 2009
Posts: 16
Location: North of South of Where I Am
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:13 am |
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K7 version now up!
206-666-5267
EDIT: I removed the original number with the extension, see the top post
I can also do custom versions of this for people, if you'd like, with customized company names and music. |
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