Fedex wants "United State Dolla" - what to do?

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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Should I tell Fedex I only have Canada Dolla? I can't go to the bank because there's too much snow? My car is broken? I have a "stroke problem"? Crying or Very sad

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Subject: Re:SHIPMENT CODE: CPEL/OWN/9856
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Multi-National Oil Company FedEx Online Team Management
Dear Customer!
SHIPMENT CODE: CPEL/OWN/9856PARCEL #: EG2272

You have a parcel contaning a cheque worth Eight Hundred Thousand Dollars [800,000.00 UNITED STATE DOLLAS] with us at the fedex delivery company.
Your deliverycharges has been paid for.
All you have to do is to re-confirm your information with the correct mailing address and make a payment of
220.00 UNITED STATE DOLLAS only [Two Hundred and Twenty USDOnly] for the security keeping fee of the said parcel.

Please reconfirm your details:
FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
For more information please contact:
Name: Mr. David Mark
Email:[email protected]
Telephone:+2348063261271

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Bryan Smith

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:06 pm

Tell them you have the new Amero which will be all the rage soon.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amero

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Amero - I love it! Emailing right now.

Thanks. Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:21 pm

Tell him you've been posted to Afghanistan and are currently in an isolated outpost on top of a hill in Helmand province.

Ask him if he can find the nearest WU office if you supply GSP co-ordinates. Very Happy

Tell him to be quick, as being a part of a Ranger detachment you are meant to be inconspicuous and you'll have to dress as a local to do this.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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Tell him you've been posted to Afghanistan and are currently in an isolated outpost on top of a hill in Helmand province.

I'm humbled. On my longest day, I'll never be able to think up stuff like this with which to regale the lads. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:56 pm

Try not to giggle, and use the term DOLLA in all future correspondence - we must never educate lads when they use bad formats like this, we want them to stay as unconvincing as possible so more potential victims see through the scams.

And try slowly introducing some more misinformation for your lad - talk about Canadian president OBARMER etc.

And have fun Wink

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