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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:33 am |
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I got a little silly with this guy who responded to my art baiting message...
| The Apostle wrote: |
HELLO SIR
I DONT DO INTERNET BUSINESS,IS ONLY FRAUD PEOPLE THAT DO THAT ,OK,AM AN APOSTLE OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AND I WILL LIKE TO KNOWN YOU WELL AND IF YOU ARE DOING ANY BUSINESS IN THE INTERNET,I WILL ADVICE YOU TO STOP IT BECAUSE IS A FRAUD,OK.
AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU,I WILL TAKE YOU TO TITLE OF THE WORD OF GOD THAT WE TAKE YOUR LIFE INTO A GREAT LEVEL LIKE NEVER BEFORE,OK.
THANKS
APOSTLE <TED>
GOOD LUCK |
| I wrote: |
| DO YOU FEAR ROBOTS? |
| The Apostle wrote: |
HELLO DEAR
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
I WILL LIKE TO KNOWN YOU WELL AND ALSO FOR YOU TO HELP ME SPREAD THE WORD OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST,OK.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS AS I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU.
APOSTLE <TED>
GOOD LUCK |
| I wrote: |
| IN A FIGHT WHO WOULD WIN? JESUS OR A ROBOT? |
| The Apostle wrote: |
HELLO <baiting name withheld>
IN YOUR QUESTION,JESUS IS THE WINNER,YESTERDAY,TODAY AND FOREVER,OK.
WHAT IS YOUR INTENTION TOWARDS OUR NEW RELATIONSHIP?
I STILL WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU ABOUT WHAT I BRIEF YOU IN MY LAST MAIL PF JOINING ME TO SPREAD THE WORD OF OUR ALMIGHTY GOD.
THANKS
APOSTLE <TED>
GOOD LUCK |
| I wrote: |
| WHAT IF JESUS WAS FIGHTING A ROBOT VERSION OF HIMSELF?? WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN JESUS AND ROBOT-JESUS?? |
| The Apostle wrote: |
HELLO BROTHER
THERE IS NO FIGHT BETWEEN MAN AND LORD AND WE HAVE ONE JESUS WHO DIE IN THE CROSS OF CALVARY FOR OUR SIN AND RISE IN THE THIRD DAY FOR OUR SIN,OK.
THANKS
APOSTLE <TED> |
| I wrote: |
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INSIGHT.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ZOMBIES? |
| The Apostle wrote: |
HELLO BROTHER
LETS FORGET ABOUT ALL THIS QUESTION AND TALK FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE FUTURE AND THE WORD OF GOD BECAUSE IS LIFE,OK.
THANKS AS I LOOK TO HEAR FROM YOU.
GOD BLESS
APOSTLE <TED>
GOOD LUCK |
| I wrote: |
| WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN A ROBOT AND A ZOMBIE? |
| The Apostle wrote: |
HELLO FRIEND
I CANT TELL AND I DONT KNOWN.
TOMORROW IS SERVICE,DONT FAIL TO GO TO CHURCH AND YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
HAPPY WEEKEND WITH LOVE AND HAPPINESS AND WISHING YOU NEST WILL BE A GREAT WEEK IN YOUR LIFE LIKE NEVER BEFORE THROUGH CHRIST JESUS AMEN.
I LOOK TO HEAR FROM YOU.
THANKS
APOSTLE <TED>
GOOD LUCK |
I don't have this guy's opening script, and I don't really care what his angle is. He just keeps responding to me. We've been exchanging messages for over a week now. Maybe I'll eventually have a new friend. In case it turns into something I decided to l33t his name.  |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:09 am |
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Would a pixie beat an elf? How about goblins?
Most Nigerians are into some kind of voodoo so these should be legitimate lines of inquiry....  |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:14 am |
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Madonna vs Paris Hilton? |
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:15 am |
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Now that's funny! This could turn into a real Abbott and Costello routine. Please keep us posted. |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:32 am |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:44 am |
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I want the Lad's views on Pirates versus Ninjas. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:34 pm |
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Sylvester Stalone v Arnie! |
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do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
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NedFlan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Feb 2009
Posts: 21
Location: 740 Evergreen Terrace
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:37 pm |
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@ Yastreb
That's strange,I always wanted to know about Pirates Vs midgets..... I can see it now...
A battle of the high seas and the low knees
The possiblities are endless... |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:08 pm |
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@Frumpy - I'm game, what would you like me to do?
My line of inquiry continues...
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| DO ANY ZOMBIES ATTEND YOUR SERVICES?? I SAW A FEW ROBOTS AT THE SERVICE I ATTEND. |
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HELLO BROTHER
NO,ZOMBIES ARE ANIMALS AND THEY DO NOT ATTEND SERVICE,OK.
HOW WAS YOUR SERVICE TODAY?MINE IS POWERFUL AND WONDERFUL BECAUSE OUR TITLE WAS FINISHING ANOINTING.
THANKS
AS I LOOK TO HEAR FROM YOU
GOD BLESS
APOSTLE <TED>
GOOD LUCK |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:18 pm |
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Giving him more than one reason to come to, say, Lagos in the not too far future, possibly. Your bait and mine. Your money and ours Which means, we only need to be "there" at around the same period of time. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:17 pm |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:34 pm |
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I have always liked discussions following: Who would win in a fight, a pine tree or a palm tree? |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:56 pm |
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Wombles vs Teletubbies |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:26 am |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:42 am |
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^^^ That's easy NOTHING is more annoying than Barney, the ONLY thing I've ever forbid my daughter from watching (I made her watch American Psycho a few years later)... |
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NedFlan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Feb 2009
Posts: 21
Location: 740 Evergreen Terrace
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:48 am |
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| Who would win in a fight, a pine tree or a palm tree? |
Nah,their bark is worse than their bite |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:59 pm |
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wait a doggone minute
APOSTLE <TED>
it's Tsnerd |
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i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:17 pm |
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^^^ Afraid not, look again. He's now FuFru   |
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