The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:37 am

I'll make an end-run to circumvent any Snerdian schemes to push me aside by hereby formally putting in my request:

Ima, my lovely angel, will you please be my Valentine in 2010?

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:49 am

/\/\/\ mr man, u don land there ooooooooo

next yr Ima go be mine ok

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Already beat you to it, Juan.

Jose, don't make me have to put you on the preemptive strike list, too. Evil or Very Mad

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:10 am

@ Ima: Sheesh girl! You gonna make them woo you through the whole year? (I would.) Very Happy

Harry where are you? I thought you would be right back! Waiting

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:47 am

Tsnerd wrote:

Already beat you to it, Juan.

Nope, you never came right out and asked for her hand next year, you merely suggested you will be back. Big difference, right Ima? Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:02 am

WOW! Folks already positioning for next year! I am backing off Dora for now, but jojo, know next year Dora will be mine.

Sorry baby, I'll be right there. I stopped and got you this

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Nope:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1315482#1315482

Disregard the edit log. Sometimes the forum gets confused.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:26 am

Nice try, Monsieur Snerd, but no cigar. Laughing

In any event I made a screenshot so the forum won't be confused again:

Tell you what, I'll compromise. You can have Ima in 1010, I'll be her Valentine in 2010. Since I'm the one with the time machine you'd be hard pressed to go back a millenium anyway. Wink

But nice guy that I am, I'll drop you off by yourself in 1010 so you can get things ready. I'll go back and get you sometime. Maybe.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:30 am

I intend on having a harem next year. Just saying...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Ha!

I did say 1010....but I also mentioned (with rolly eyes) that the time machine just isn't all that.

Truth be told, Ima and I have been galavanting through time ever since last year....and frollicking like otters all the while. She asked me to be nice to spare your feelings, which is why I tried to correct my slip.

Clearly, you only want to gloat.

So...who is the better, time traveling Mod now*, hmmm?

*purely rhetorical. Clearly I am, and lovely Bunches will take note.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:43 am

I would like to put my bid in for Snerd.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:50 am

I am so glad our mods have so much free time. Doesn't make me feel bad for my own <strike>whoring</strike> woo'ing so much.

jojo honey:

I brought home some flowers from Bali for you:

@ SSA: Taking applications already? Very Happy

Harry: This is really my lingerie: http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp289/DoraMarquez/VD%202009/DoraLingerie.jpg YUM! I was bored whilst waiting for you in the attic. So I baked.

You wear ice cream? TS

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:11 am

Reaper wrote:

I would like to put my bid in for Snerd.

Sold! you have him. Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:19 am

I believe you are not Tsnerd. Also, I very much doubt he is bound in servitude to you.

I think he can round-house kick you back to your pansy little 1800's era.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

The wooing has clearly gotten to you guys, now you're downright silly.

@Reaper: You may not have Snerd. He is mine. Neener Neener.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:25 am

Just drunk on love, my dear.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:28 am

^^You'd have to be if you think yourself a walking TARDIS.

@Ima, I'm sorry there is just something about sporadic banning that sparks a great deal of interest...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Exactly - utterly overwhelmed with longing, deep sighs, and thoughts about lunch....and other things.

I think that Reaper was trying to say that he would put money on me and not Juan....not that he was claiming me.

Clearly, I am Ima's. :sigh: :sigh: :SIGH:

edit: Or I could be wrong, and Reaper is just drawn to me and my sporadic banning...not that there is anything wrong with that.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Reaper: KEEEEEP OFFFFFFFFFF!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOO CATBINGO!!!

Juan and Snerd: You are very definitely the very best Valentines on Eater. I adore you both. XOXOXO

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:44 am

It must feel salubrious.

(shh, I'm trying to impress him with fancy words)

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:12 am

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

Nice try, Monsieur Snerd, but no cigar. Laughing

In any event I made a screenshot so the forum won't be confused again:

[Image snipped - Y]

Tell you what, I'll compromise. You can have Ima in 1010, I'll be her Valentine in 2010. Since I'm the one with the time machine you'd be hard pressed to go back a millenium anyway. Wink

But nice guy that I am, I'll drop you off by yourself in 1010 so you can get things ready. I'll go back and get you sometime. Maybe.

I would like to point out that A Skyhook's claims to the contrary, I do not alter other people's posts, so I cannot be blamed for TSnerd's howler.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:15 pm

Last bump from me.....I promise.

I just wanted to show everyone my list of admirers from this years V-Day thread.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:29 pm

Last bump from me too. Promise. Would I lie? Very Happy

And I was feeling so special there Harry. I guess you are just too much for one woman.

It looks like you have been very bad. Now it is my turn. Bad boi!

And Tsnerd, that was a cupcake. But yes, I can wear ice cream too, if you like.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:34 pm

You are special, "cupcake" Very Happy

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