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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:52 pm |
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Harry - my dear friend - can you please not put pics of jojo up without a warning?
Young and impressionable eyes over here! |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:19 pm |
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^^Be quiet and bend over.
(What, Slightly's advice sounded the best ) |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:23 pm |
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Is that all I'm getting? Wot, no candlelight dinner? |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:31 pm |
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Dinner? What do you think this is?
We're gonna open one of these I own:
Then we're gonna go to the Atlantis hotel in Dubai, and get one of the suites that cost $20,000 a night:, because you're pricless:
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Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:33 pm |
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Oh honey, that's so sweet. Lay back on that bed and I'll make all your wishes come true. |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:02 am |
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NORMAL SERVICE IS EXPECTED AS FROM 24.00 HOURS |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:09 am |
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My dearest Doc. As Valentine's is coming to a close, I must say I really enjoyed our romantic beach getaway. The beach was so beautiful.
The hammock we laid in together was fun snuggled close
There were some interesting rocks there too.
Later I tried to take a picture of you but only got your footprints because this angry crab tried to attack you!
After that we found some shells
Were I made a for you and you made one for me....
Then we went for a swim and the water was beautiful
Where we saw lots of fish
Then we decided to soak up some sun were I put lotion on you
And you put lotion on me
Then we were thirsty and needed some drinks
After that we went and had our couples massage by the water
Our beach was so beautiful and lovely
To watch the sunset we went back to our hammock
When we finally retired to our room we had a lovely surprise
Thank you for such a great Valentine's day. You're the best. |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:10 am |
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Trust me Fo'andles - there is nothing normal about Reaper's servicing.
It's extraordinary - believe me. |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:16 am |
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Trixi,
Do please tell, I'm sure it will put others in the shade. |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:31 am |
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I would but I've promised to keep Reaper's secrets close to my chest...
p.s. Hi Reaper! |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:30 am |
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My dearest Dramaqueen,
I have enjoyed our Eater Valentine. Between the poetry, the beach, Paris, the walk in the woods, and killing ponzi schemes (thanks to my buddy, Peter, at Freehostia, I owe you one, guy!), I am hard pressed to imagine how our Valentine could have been better.
Regrettably, I must take issue with your saying that I am "the best". That title, my dear, belongs to someone other than me, to a blessed woman, far away, reading this, who reached out, into the wilderness of life, who blessed me, a wonderful woman, named Dramaqueen. You, DQ, you are the best.
Respectfully, and,
with a deep affection,
I remain, as ever,
Your loving,
Doc
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:41 am |
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grlnxtdr681
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Posts: 643
Location: Riding a goat around the city...
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:01 am |
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@Reaper thank you very much.... maybe next year |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:26 am |
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Mrs. So and So,
I hated to let you go.
You looked so lovely
Neked in the snow.
Your lips turned blue,
Your toes did too.
Your breathing was so rapid
Even when you said "hachoo".
I hope you will thaw,
It was nice in the raw,
The sun came out
No reason to pout.
The day is now over,
The field is covered with clover.
My time has been fun,
I'll go back and rest in the sun.
Please don't fret,
No need to sweat.
Next year will soonest,
This year has been the best.
@ Corona, Ima and grlnxdr, thanks for the PMs, You'll have to wait for next year to see what you missed this year. |
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Mrs. So and So
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Plotting
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:44 am |
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Alas my Valentine
The day has been fine
And though I hate to say goodbye
I know I’ll always sigh
When I remember the rhymes,
And the fine northern climes
So to end this nice day
In the finest of ways
I leave you this view
of our romantic milieu:
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notobescammed
Radio Man
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 878
Location: Behind the Microphone...
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:09 am |
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Damn! I missed it! |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:14 am |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
You people are pathetic.... virtual relationships? Virtual Valentines? Losers.
I went and found me some real ones. Get a life people!
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Yep, you have us there all right. It is much less pathetic pasting your avatar's head over someone else.
At least in our virtual relationships we actually get to talk and have a few laughs. Also, many of the ladies send you their pics.
@Ima- the cosmetic procedure you had done really looks good. Both of them. How long do lip injections last, I wonder?
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:02 pm |
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I know that you all are wondering who was on the train.
All the mods, admins, and shiver.
All the ladies are beautiful, as I knew they would be.
All the men are the best looking men that I ever laid eyes on.
If you don't hear from many of us today, you can certainly understand.
It may take a week for this bunch to come down to earth.
BTW, NN was wacky without a speck of tacky. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:12 pm |
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Harry Bawls wrote: |
Come on Slightly, he's not that bad yet. I was just over to see him last week, and he can now sit up after starting his new diet.
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I wash myself with a rag on a stick. |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:30 pm |
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lardass wrote: |
I wash myself with a rag on a stick. |
I bet that would fetch a tidy sum on E-bay.
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:03 pm |
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This was just taken from Mod Chat.
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Lotta: Well thank god that's over for another year.
NN: Is it just me or is jojobean really hot?
Cherrie: jojobeans a coffee. Coffee is hot.
Ima: I had so many valentines. I only had to show my flash my chest at 37 members this year.
Tsnerd: Well that's 146 less than last year.
JMRazor: I realised this year I really do love myself. In that icky way as well.
NN: I can't believe there was over 48 pages. I think it had more views than that how to bait thread.
Cherrie: Whats a thread?
Lotta: We use in sewing Cherrie. Drink your coffee.
Cherrie: Who are you?
Pachanga: Am I allowed to speak now?
NN: You may. You have basked in my total coolness long enough.
Pachanga: I thought it was so much fun. The members really let their hair down and embraced the valentines in the true spirit of virtual courtship. Reminded me of my days back on the farm when the local milk boy would walk past my house and bring me a daffodil. He was shy and endearing. Every morning a perfect daffodil would be placed on my milk and he would wave from the garden path, blow me a kiss and disappear behind the trees.
NN: You done?
Pachanga: Yes.
NN: Please don't speak again.
OxygenDeprived: Oh yes. I was giddy as a school girl as well this valentines day
Ima: Is this going to be a story about some idiot who bought you flowers and contaminated your milk?
OxygenDeprived: Well. umm.
Tsnerd: I counted 12 valentines for me! I'm off to celebrate. Anyone want to come with me and ban some random user?
Cherrie: What happened to the milk boy?
JMRazor: Can someone shoot me in the face.
Lotta: I'm just glad my default manwhore NN was available. Nothing better than bronzed Aussie sandwich.
Crashhoot: What have I missed?
NN: I don't know anymore.
JMRazor: So who was the stand out post whores?
TSnerd: Me.
Pachanga: I'll PM you about the milk boy Cherrie.
Cherrie: Awesome! . . . What's a PM? Is that a morning or night time. Night time is for sleeping.
Juan Freizwidatt: I'm more interested in the collateral damage from that thread.
Rover: Talk about forum blowout!
NN: I think next year we should limit the posts - 1 icon per post, 1 image of a chocolate or naked transvestite and a spell check required.
Luckey: I was offended that no-one really wanted me.
Ima: You really need to update your avatar. All that wood isn't good for intimacy.
Rover: luckey. It doesn't help that you look like shaved gorilla.
Scam Patroller: My post count didn't go up. Anyone care about that?
RoyCropper: Hi guys. What did I miss?
Cherrie: some poor milk boy poisoned pachanga and jojobeans a hot coffee and I can't find my pants.
NN: That's it. I'm out of here!
Lotta: See you all next year! |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:01 pm |
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@ Nastiest Nurse with the hunkiest bod: I love those chats. Very insightful into the minds of the mods. And Cherrie is right about one thing:
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Since y'all are dying to let this thread die out, I thought I would post and bump it back up. After all, I want to be helpful.
(Well, I did take out several of the pics I was going to post. Sheesh.)
jojo and I had a lovely weekend at his little place is Bali. It was really quite nice with all the beautiful flowers everywhere.
And even though it was just the two of us on the beach, we dressed up for dinner. (I hope I don't have to spell out who wore what.)
We had a lovely dinner out on the surf. I can't remember what we had since I was just paying attention to my Valentine.
Afterwards, we danced under the stars. He really did take the dance lessons and I was so happy!
<---- the music we danced to
And before we left, I left a message for jojo.
And I do so much babe. Can't wait to see you again in the morning!
And Harry, I just noticed this:
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jojo my friend, don't worry. Dora and I have discussed it at length, and I will forgo any more attempts at attic romps. |
Good idea.
I changed my mind. The attic is cold without you up here. Please come back. I will wear this:http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/300530/5861849/0/1210908495/Victoria_s_Secret_Lingerie_for_woman_china_wholesell.jpg Or not. Your call. |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:47 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
Harry, Good idea. |
Yes, it's best if I just back out of the picture and leave you love birds alone.
Since you are being naughty, I will use this on you. I'll be right there to warm you up. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:07 am |
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Thank you, Ima, for a very fun wooing Valentine's season.
Next year, I'll just make it less difficult by suspending this year's competition beforehand.
edit: Made two words into one....yet another miracle made possible by this thing called the internet. Thank you to the anonymous user who pointed out my mistake....I'll suspend you tomorrow. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:13 am |
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You're welcome, my Sners. It was a lot of fun.
By the way, he has access to the suspend button too.
True...I have a year to figure a work around for that. TS |
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