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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:17 am |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
...Make sure Juan doesn't lose the key to the time machine (he is forgetful, you know) and I'll see you on our private jet about 10am or so. |
Even though we will return at the moment we left, Ima may be just a bit tired from our two weeks in 1889. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:19 am |
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Corona: Harry, did you know that they canceled Valentine's Day?
Harry: No and why?
Corona: I told Cupid that you were sexy and he died laughing.
Harry, I love you like I loved my little brother. |
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x? x?
Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Lady Warmonger
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 154
Location: the hills of the hoosier state
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:27 am |
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Corona wrote: |
Corona: Harry, did you know that they canceled Valentine's Day?
Harry: No and why?
Corona: I told Cupid that you were sexy and he died laughing.
Harry, I love you like I loved my little brother. |
Corona, that is priceless. also the part about loving Harry like your little brother. what in the hell did your little brother do to deserve that???? |
_________________ 'ya gotta cut a line and stand for something--or you'll fall for anything!!!
Before you start smiling, check out that ranging stake that you are standing by.
"Send them up-- I'll wait"
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:28 am |
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I have a new email address!
You can now email me at: [email protected]
- Hello My Darling,I thank you for your great effort to our unfinished busnesses of transfer VALENTINE TRUNKBOXES to you due to one reason or the other best known to you.But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the trunkboxes to my new partner in India that was capable of assisting me in this great VALENTINE DAY VENTURE.Due to your past effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness You showed during the course of the transaction.I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you my assistant,,James,,at my old mail been [email protected] as soonest for the collection of your VALENTINE CARDS..I authorized him to release the VALENTINES CARDS to you whenever you contact him regarding for it..At the moment,,I'm Now Am in India with my new love partner(my goat)i Will be very busy here in love and i will i not return till i am fineshed, which I and the new partner are having at hand.Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart,Also comply with James directives so that he will send the VALENTINE CARDS to you without any delay. Contact: James,,His email address: [email protected] Therefore,,you should recomfirm your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address to him where you want him to send the VALENTINE CARDS to you.
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck
Last edited by jose_cuervo on Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:29 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:28 am |
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SSA: You knows I looove abusing Sam. That was a very thoughtful gift!
In return, I booked a small boat for us to do a little fishing. Do you prefer to pilot it yourself or should I book the crew too?
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_________________ x 18 x 64
Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:34 am |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:36 am |
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That's the perfect boat and I need no crew. Ok, just someone strong enough to handle the anchor since I have a bad back. I have captained vessels that size before. You can lounge on the deck in a bikini while the deckhand brings you drinks and rigs baits for me.
I hope you know how to use a gaff, just in case we get into the tuna thick. If not, we can always anchor on a reef and use mugus for shark bait. Don't forget to bring the Glocks, not for the sharks, just the lads. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:36 am |
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Just Jane wrote: |
SSA: You knows I looove abusing Sam. |
And that's a gift for me too. I'm so glad Sam gets to share the love. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Lady Warmonger
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 154
Location: the hills of the hoosier state
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Posted:
Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:42 am |
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Gotcha. Wonderful |
_________________ 'ya gotta cut a line and stand for something--or you'll fall for anything!!!
Before you start smiling, check out that ranging stake that you are standing by.
"Send them up-- I'll wait"
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:44 am |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:49 am |
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SSA: No worries about the anchor. The windlass will take care of all that. I just happen to be an experienced mate, so I guess we can just take her out alone.
Mugu chum. Now that's a thought...
Juan: Abusing Sam is my pleasure! |
_________________ x 18 x 64
Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:52 am |
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I just sent out a fresh round of abuse for Sam. Consider it my present for both of you. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:59 am |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:11 am |
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Ladies, if they really love you, they give you a pyramid.... |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
x22 SS x3 x303 :
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:12 am |
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BEAUTIFUL FREAK by E from the EELs band & Skyhooks friend to Pinky because Skyhook is trying to get a mod to under stand that he/them can think for him self & he is not baiting the" Eater Baiter's"
If any one has young kid's they should know this song from Shrek the movie.
you're such a beautiful freak
i wish there were more just like you
you're not like all of the others
and that is why i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak
that is why i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak
some people think you have a problem
but that problem lies only with them
just 'cause you are not like the others
but that is why i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak
yeah that is why i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak
too good for this world
but i hope you will stay
and i'll be here to see
that you don't fade away
you're such a beautiful freak
i bet you are flying inside
dart down and then go for cover
and know that i
i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak
you know that i
i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:13 am |
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Ima may be just a bit tired from our two weeks in 1889. |
I promised lovely, wonderful Ima that I would behave....so, have fun....without real running water and stuff.
Please be my valentine for 2010. There is nobody else I ever want to woo...I know that some of the touts and loiterers (like Juan and Jose) may start trying to move in early, but they will never love or appreciate you as I do. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little !
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Posted:
Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:17 am |
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My sweet friend Corona wrote:
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Been gone a lot of the day and no one has written me a poem. |
For Corona
Corona dear girlfriend
I don't know what's wrong with these men
You are hot and lots of fun
They are missing out on one sweet hun
Don't be sad or blue today
They just only want to play
Go and slap a lad today
That always makes me have a good day
They will of course beg you to stay
But make sure you slap them anyway
Valentine's is just one day
You are awesome everyday!
I mean this in a non kinky way....
girlfriend to girlfriend
DQ |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Lady Warmonger
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 154
Location: the hills of the hoosier state
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:18 am |
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Corona wrote: |
Been gone a lot of the day and no one has written me a poem.
You'll not as good to me as these people round here. |
Ah, Corona, don't feel so unloved.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When thinking of you with my head
I feel as if I have a loose screw.
Just a joke to cheer you up. |
_________________ 'ya gotta cut a line and stand for something--or you'll fall for anything!!!
Before you start smiling, check out that ranging stake that you are standing by.
"Send them up-- I'll wait"
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:28 am |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:33 am |
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A SKYHOOK wrote: |
there is nothing better than the smell of Corona after a couple of shot,s of a tall thin bottle of GALLIANO Black Sambuca
Hay you can,t say that the lovely Pink Dragon might hear , yes yes yes no that,s right. it,s ok pinky will know it was from him, and not us |
@ Corona
From E looking after skyhook's puter, while he and the band are sorting out some thing's, with there manager
you may have missed this Corona but i do beleave it was directed at you as well as pinky |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:42 am |
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pinkdragon
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Feb 2009
Posts: 44
Location: in my field of paper flowers
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:16 am |
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well dear schizo skyhooks its not exactly a love ballad but I thought you might like it...besides after calling me a freak its all you deserve
*preens her pretty pink scales*
Scams in the place where you live
Think about extradition, wonder who's inside now
Scam in my inbox at work
you Really makes a darn good scambaiter any way you like it at all
If youre running low, go your Lad to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the YIM
The YIM is there to hold onto the scam
Oh, scams on the email at home
Think about selection, are there different flavors now
Scam in my office at work
Think about the fluff its copied from, is it a mystery or we can meet
If you need a scoop, keep some files on hand
Carry a laptop when your out of town
Now, if theres any left, dont just throw it out
post it in the thread and help the noobs out, now
Scams in my mailbox at home
Think of extradition, better read the email
Scams LADS, VLADS, or PINAYs
Think about how you prepare, wonder if they'll just eat it all up
Now, once you start, it's hard to turn it down
just leave them sitting and they'll come back
The key is having the money they want
The spin is there to keep the Lads keen
Oh, scam
Lads and Pinays
Think about extradition, wonder who's inside now
Scam's
they're the worst
Really makes good entertainment any way you like it
Scams in the place where I live
Think about addiction, wonder if Im a junkie now
Scams in the place where I work
Think about how you process them, wonder if they caught on yet
Scams right where you are
Scams always near or far
The tab is there to open the YIM
The YIM is there to hold onto the scam |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:47 am |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
so, have fun....without real running water and stuff. |
Oh, there's running water in the best hotels like we'll be staying in 1889, just not hot water. Can't have everything, you know. But Claude Monet has agreed to have dinner with us tomorrow night so that will make up for a lot. I have reservations at Lapin Agile.
@ Ima:
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Posted:
Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:39 am |
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Corona wrote: |
When I was a teen, my gf's and I drank beer, bought cigars and we puked.
Hi Reaper!
Edit: I'll have to get up early just to read all my PM's. |
Hi E again
I completely under stand Corona as i had the same experience with 2 bottle.s
of duty free Vodka my sister, bought back from overseas. I drank the first bottle the first night and never drank the second. I will tell the boy's( skyhook's) that you don't like smoker.s when i visit them the sarvo.
There still talking to there manager |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:48 am |
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Pink Dragon,
I am glad to see that you have taken my advice and read up on the romance issues I discussed in PM however, I am sorry to say that your talents appear to wasted on the hooked one
Corona Corona you are so fine
With or without lemon or lime
Corona Corona you are very dear
Without a doubt my favourite beer
I will keep working on it hey |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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