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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:37 am |
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Oh, Dramaqueen, wasn't Paris wonderful?
And the little place you found where we ate was sooo special...
I will always remember us, across the river from the Eiffel Tower....
and, then, of course, when we went to get a hotel, there was that slight problem with my French being inexact. They sent us to the wrong hotel
I didn't ant that Paris Hilton!
then, of course, we found the right place
and then, well... the rest of the time was well spent, too...
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Kokomeister
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Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:48 am |
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A poem by me!
Bleeding rain
I'm dying over and over again
Shattered, broken, and destroyed by your treachery
Tears turn to rage as I await for your return
I let my better judgement get the best of me
Deceived by your constant lies
Have you no conscience?
Your words were as cold as ice
Struggle to put the pieces together but they kept falling apart
Every time I try to forget, you come back to haunt me.
Why did you torture me so badly?
Never seeing what was in store for me
Bashed until the blood surfaced
Drowning from my constant tears that refuse to stop falling
Will you ever feel tall again?
You will never escape, I will always haunt you
Can you hear my voice calling , re-living your worst nightmare.
Can you see what you've done to me now? |
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YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Ima Baeder
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Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:12 am |
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Goodnight Snerd, Goodnight Juan. I adore you both. :sigh: xoxoxo yzyzyz
@SKYHOOK: commas are not apostrophes.
@Ghost: Thank you for the wonderful avatar. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:20 am |
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the wonderfully woo-ful Tsnerd wrote: |
Dora, I think you are clearly onto something...notice how <strike>Juan</strike> James is using Ghort! in an attempt to throw suspicion back towards me?
It saddens me to think that Ghort! has also fallen prey to evil alien technology. |
Tsnerd, I am shocked that my brother is being used for someone's sinister plot against you and Ima. I just don't know what to do about it. Maybe I will call mom. I am hoping you win the fair maiden Ima (again!). Didn't she already say yes to you once?
@ <strike>James</strike> <strike>Want Fries With That</strike> Juan:
time-traveling Don Juan wrote: |
I'm strictly an In-n-Out kind of guy. |
I don't know if I would be bragging about that.
@ ParaNoid: I am a nervous wreck. I hope he says "Yes!"
@ Dramaqueen and Doc: I hope that I will have the romance that you have. :sigh:
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:58 am |
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@Koko.Dk - Sorry your heart was broken
Now, back to the matter at hand. These were mailed to me. I think by mistake since they have no meaning to me.
Cool shoes
Okay, okay.... I'm done now. Probably
@Ima - You are welcomed
@Scarlett -I'm thinking about you ♥ |
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Mrs. So and So
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Plotting
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:04 am |
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Paranoid! My Valentine at last
So honest and steadfast
I’ll ne’er again be downcast
Your love is unsurpassed
With that avatar
We will go far
To a distant quasar
(Or just my boudoir)
On Saturday
I know you’ll say:
That you’d think it was the Fourth of July
And when it gets late
I’ll perorate:
“Does anybody really know what time it is?”
“Does anybody really care?”
And at 25 or six to four
We’ll head in the door
Fall on the floor
Perhaps get hardcore . . .
Well, let's wait till we're alone
Before I say more . . .
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@Dora: An excellent choice. The time and effort Jojo put into wooing you was truly impressive. I can’t imagine he got much else done these last two weeks – so single minded was he in his pursuit of you – not goofing off for even a second. And I’m sure he’ll be kind with your heart – despite any rumors you’ve heard he is a true gentleman and a man of his word.
@Skyhook: Are you trying to woo someone? I still can't tell.
@Koko.Dk: Find someone new to woo. I believe Corona is available.
@James: Stop making trouble! |
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pinkdragon
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Feb 2009
Posts: 44
Location: in my field of paper flowers
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:30 am |
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LOL I think your all crazy maybe thats what dealing with vlads and lads do to people eventually.... *looks warily around*
skyhook if your going to destroy a song at least do it to one I like LOL then I can at least erase the words with the real words another hint if you are going to destroy a song find a romantic one
other than that aww how sweet.
and hey stop picking on poor sky for puncuation...I dont usually bother with it either
*goes back to the shadows and continues to watch the entertainment* |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:35 am |
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I like you all ready |
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We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:39 am |
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By "all crazy", I take it you are refering to everyone but Kate and I, yes, I cant agree more, I dont think its the lads and vlads doing it to <strike>us</strike> them, merely <strike> our </strike> their escape from doing other things that are not as amusing as putting crap on and wooing each other
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stop picking on poor sky for puncuation |
No, it is actually "A SKYHOOK", please get it right
Besides, there are many other things that he gets picked on about other than his punctuation
Editing to add incase you are wondering
A man using an avatar of a young man with an eye patch and a pirate hat with an upside down arse on it, nothing crazy about that at all, I find it quite normal |
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pinkdragon
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Feb 2009
Posts: 44
Location: in my field of paper flowers
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:47 am |
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hmm I think I will fit in quite well with all the other crazy people and the people who dont puncuate LOL.
so why hasnt anyone used the song delilah yet? or maybe they did somewhere in the 40 pages I didnt read |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:52 am |
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Right out of Tom Jones locker/ chest |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:54 am |
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Gosh, I've been slack but it does not take away my love for you dear Crashhoot - My heart makes love bubbles for you.
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:04 am |
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the 40 pages I didnt read |
Going through those 40 something pages is a must, even if only to read my posts
Kate my darling, I hope you have rested, it is not only the day that will soon be upon you
You all have dirty minds,
I was refering to;
moonlight on a white sandy beach, fine massage oils, skillfully massaged in by my loving strong hands, the gentle breeze wafting the aroma of the scented candles and the light spray of mist as the waves roll in(please dont anybody mention that there are extreme storms in that part of the world at the moment)
My darling, I have had to have the help in to change the water in the hot tub and the pool is still full of fish, perhaps later we can enjoy some indoor activities.
Do you like twister ?
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Lotta, we dont call them love bubbles here
But it sure is good when you dont have a spa |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:34 am |
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@Dora, thanks for last night.
You didn't tell lardass that I helped you pick him, did you?
Lotta in a pic blowing bubbles............
Hello Lotta, my name is Bubbles. |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:37 am |
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Sweet Sultan of Woo.
I am well rested and am your willing slave for the day.
I have been practicing my "twister" techniques. It is going well, but if it is OK with you I prefer to play it naked. I am finding wearing even only a G string a little too restrictive.
Sending heaps of hugs and kisses.
@ Skybabe - Thanks for sticking up for me with Callum. BTW Pron in English is a polite way to refer to porn in a public forum. Also note my post to Callum was dripping in sarcasm, (again very English) which is odd, since I am Russian. Also, also comma = , The other thingy is something else that posh people use to impress.
Sorry sweet Sultan, wasn't ignoring you.
More hugs and kisses.
@ pinkdragon, glad you enjoying, hope you slept well.
Sweet Sultan, wasn't ignoring you.
Even more hugs and kisses. |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:45 am |
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Hugs and kisses happily received and returned My Lady, you make me a very happy Sultan
It is OK if you talk to others, truth be known I had written to several people myself while you were resting and discovered many interesting tales for us to talk of during some short re-energising breaks.
More hugs and kisses |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:12 pm |
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Sweet Sultan, I always find your PM's enchanting and although I have to shop till I drop today, there is a gorgeous blue sky with no sign of rain and that lifts my heart, as does your sincere woo.
oxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:38 pm |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:23 pm |
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@TheFife -- tomorrow is the big day. I haven't slept in 3 nights now, so nervous am I about your choice. Not even a team of Chinese master masseuses could get me to relax -- their usual offer of a "happy ending" falling deaf on my ears -- as the only happy ending I desire is you in my chateau in the Swiss Alps , rose petals dancing on your skin as the Berliner Philharmoniker plays the Brahams Cycle in my courtyard.
Anyway, you'll find this outside your door this morning when you wake up -- a driver at the ready. All you need do is step inside....
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:31 pm |
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JMRazor wrote: |
I haven't slept in 3 nights now, so nervous am I about your choice. |
The bed-wetting still a problem? |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:33 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:02 pm |
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^^^^
It's the bed sh*tting that's a problem.
Juan Freizwidatt wrote: |
@Dora: that's obviously not me. I wouldn't be caught dead in McDonald's. I'm strictly an In-n-Out kind of guy. |
Poor Ima.
I have a suggestion for Snerd, Juan and whoever else is wooing Ima. If you really want to win her heart, then . All you have to do is send SKYHOOK to Fake Banks. She LOVES that kind of wooing.
Also, mods, while I have your attention (on a completely UNRELATED note to SKYHOOK)... is there any way to block out a specific members posts? Let's say, one who is completely incoherent, uses commas to indicate possession and rambles on about nothing. Because Jojos is PISSED about having to reed SKYHOOK,S POSTESES. THEY ARE HRUTING HIZ eYEZ.
Finally, and most importantly, I accept Dora's invitation with delight. I am glad that my wooing has been worthy of your pick. I shall not disappoint. You have my word dearest Dora. Now, tonight we shall ride into the sunset on the Pegasus without wings. |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:15 pm |
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I think my 3 year old will approve of Dora's choice and Jojo,s (sorry ) acceptance
This morning his comments as he seen Jojo's current avatar go past in my skimming of this thread
"Is that mummy"
Fine wooing Jojo, I am the first to admit, I didn't think you had it in you |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:57 pm |
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@Dora & Jojo: Obviously I could see that joke coming a mile away, which is why I added the note to Harry (who I figured would be first to latch onto it:
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don't even start. In-n-Out is a cult burger franchise here in sunny California. Any cheap jokes will result in cultural warfare between the west and midwest and that would not be a good thing. |
Disparaging my favorite burger joint is a potentially bannable offense.
As for the implied meaning of the comment, Ima can straighten you out on that by PM.
@Ima: good morning, sweetheart! |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:02 pm |
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Murry Guru wrote: |
I didn't think you had it in you |
Oh he's had it in him, just ask Professor.
In-n-out In-n-out In-n-out In-n-out In-n-out In-n-outIn-n-outIn-n-outIn-noutIn-n-outIn-n-out Ahhhhhhhhhh. |
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