The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:37 am

Oh, Dramaqueen, wasn't Paris wonderful?

And the little place you found where we ate was sooo special...

I will always remember us, across the river from the Eiffel Tower....

and, then, of course, when we went to get a hotel, there was that slight problem with my French being inexact. Embarassed

They sent us to the wrong hotel

I didn't ant that Paris Hilton!
then, of course, we found the right place

and then, well... the rest of the time was well spent, too...

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:48 am

A poem by me!

Bleeding rain
I'm dying over and over again
Shattered, broken, and destroyed by your treachery
Tears turn to rage as I await for your return
I let my better judgement get the best of me
Deceived by your constant lies
Have you no conscience?
Your words were as cold as ice
Struggle to put the pieces together but they kept falling apart
Every time I try to forget, you come back to haunt me.
Why did you torture me so badly?
Never seeing what was in store for me
Bashed until the blood surfaced
Drowning from my constant tears that refuse to stop falling
Will you ever feel tall again?
You will never escape, I will always haunt you
Can you hear my voice calling , re-living your worst nightmare.
Can you see what you've done to me now?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Goodnight Snerd, Goodnight Juan. I adore you both. :sigh: xoxoxo yzyzyz

@SKYHOOK: commas are not apostrophes.

@Ghost: Thank you for the wonderful avatar. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:20 am

the wonderfully woo-ful Tsnerd wrote:

Dora, I think you are clearly onto something...notice how <strike>Juan</strike> James is using Ghort! in an attempt to throw suspicion back towards me?

It saddens me to think that Ghort! has also fallen prey to evil alien technology.

Tsnerd, I am shocked that my brother is being used for someone's sinister plot against you and Ima. I just don't know what to do about it. Maybe I will call mom. I am hoping you win the fair maiden Ima (again!). Didn't she already say yes to you once?

@ <strike>James</strike> <strike>Want Fries With That</strike> Juan:

time-traveling Don Juan wrote:

I'm strictly an In-n-Out kind of guy.

I don't know if I would be bragging about that. Wink

@ ParaNoid: I am a nervous wreck. I hope he says "Yes!"

@ Dramaqueen and Doc: I hope that I will have the romance that you have. :sigh:

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:58 am

@Koko.Dk - Sorry your heart was broken Sad

Now, back to the matter at hand. These were mailed to me. I think by mistake since they have no meaning to me.

Cool shoes Smile

Okay, okay.... I'm done now. Probably Laughing

@Ima - You are welcomed

@Scarlett -I'm thinking about you ♥

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:04 am

Paranoid! My Valentine at last
So honest and steadfast
I’ll ne’er again be downcast
Your love is unsurpassed

With that avatar
We will go far
To a distant quasar
(Or just my boudoir)

On Saturday
I know you’ll say:
That you’d think it was the Fourth of July

And when it gets late
I’ll perorate:
“Does anybody really know what time it is?”
“Does anybody really care?”

And at 25 or six to four
We’ll head in the door
Fall on the floor
Perhaps get hardcore . . .
Well, let's wait till we're alone
Before I say more . . .
Pretty Rose

____________________________

@Dora: An excellent choice. The time and effort Jojo put into wooing you was truly impressive. I can’t imagine he got much else done these last two weeks – so single minded was he in his pursuit of you – not goofing off for even a second. And I’m sure he’ll be kind with your heart – despite any rumors you’ve heard he is a true gentleman and a man of his word.

@Skyhook: Are you trying to woo someone? I still can't tell.

@Koko.Dk: Find someone new to woo. I believe Corona is available.

@James: Stop making trouble!

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:30 am

LOL I think your all crazy Razz

maybe thats what dealing with vlads and lads do to people eventually.... *looks warily around*

skyhook if your going to destroy a song at least do it to one I like LOL then I can at least erase the words with the real words another hint if you are going to destroy a song find a romantic one Razz

other than that aww how sweet. Embarassed

and hey stop picking on poor sky for puncuation...I dont usually bother with it either Razz

*goes back to the shadows and continues to watch the entertainment*

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:35 am

I like you all ready jump_4_joy

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:39 am

By "all crazy", I take it you are refering to everyone but Kate and I, yes, I cant agree more, I dont think its the lads and vlads doing it to <strike>us</strike> them, merely <strike> our </strike> their escape from doing other things that are not as amusing as putting crap on and wooing each other Wink

Quote:

stop picking on poor sky for puncuation

No, it is actually "A SKYHOOK", please get it right Laughing

Besides, there are many other things that he gets picked on about other than his punctuation

Editing to add incase you are wondering
A man using an avatar of a young man with an eye patch and a pirate hat with an upside down arse on it, nothing crazy about that at all, I find it quite normal Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:47 am

hmm I think I will fit in quite well with all the other crazy people Wink

and the people who dont puncuate LOL.

so why hasnt anyone used the song delilah yet? or maybe they did somewhere in the 40 pages I didnt read Razz

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:52 am

Right out of Tom Jones locker/ chest Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:54 am

Gosh, I've been slack but it does not take away my love for you dear Crashhoot - My heart makes love bubbles for you.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:04 am

Quote:

the 40 pages I didnt read

Going through those 40 something pages is a must, even if only to read my posts Wink

Kate my darling, I hope you have rested, it is not only the day that will soon be upon you Wink

You all have dirty minds,

I was refering to;
moonlight on a white sandy beach, fine massage oils, skillfully massaged in by my loving strong hands, the gentle breeze wafting the aroma of the scented candles and the light spray of mist as the waves roll in(please dont anybody mention that there are extreme storms in that part of the world at the moment)

My darling, I have had to have the help in to change the water in the hot tub and the pool is still full of fish, perhaps later we can enjoy some indoor activities.

Do you like twister ? Wink

Edit,

Lotta, we dont call them love bubbles here Wink

But it sure is good when you dont have a spa Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:34 am

@Dora, thanks for last night.

You didn't tell lardass that I helped you pick him, did you?

Lotta in a pic blowing bubbles............

Hello Lotta, my name is Bubbles.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:37 am

Sweet Sultan of Woo.

I am well rested and am your willing slave for the day.

I have been practicing my "twister" techniques. It is going well, but if it is OK with you I prefer to play it naked. I am finding wearing even only a G string a little too restrictive.

Sending heaps of hugs and kisses.

Wink

@ Skybabe - Thanks for sticking up for me with Callum. BTW Pron in English is a polite way to refer to porn in a public forum. Also note my post to Callum was dripping in sarcasm, (again very English) which is odd, since I am Russian. Also, also comma = , The other thingy is something else that posh people use to impress.

Sorry sweet Sultan, wasn't ignoring you.

More hugs and kisses.

Laughing

@ pinkdragon, glad you enjoying, hope you slept well.

Sweet Sultan, wasn't ignoring you.

Even more hugs and kisses.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:45 am

Hugs and kisses happily received and returned My Lady, you make me a very happy Sultan

It is OK if you talk to others, truth be known I had written to several people myself while you were resting and discovered many interesting tales for us to talk of during some short re-energising breaks.

More hugs and kisses

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:12 pm

Sweet Sultan, I always find your PM's enchanting and although I have to shop till I drop today, there is a gorgeous blue sky with no sign of rain and that lifts my heart, as does your sincere woo.

oxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:38 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IT_W_E-xvQ

Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

@TheFife -- tomorrow is the big day. I haven't slept in 3 nights now, so nervous am I about your choice. Not even a team of Chinese master masseuses could get me to relax -- their usual offer of a "happy ending" falling deaf on my ears -- as the only happy ending I desire is you in my chateau in the Swiss Alps , rose petals dancing on your skin as the Berliner Philharmoniker plays the Brahams Cycle in my courtyard.

Anyway, you'll find this outside your door this morning when you wake up -- a driver at the ready. All you need do is step inside....

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:31 pm

JMRazor wrote:

I haven't slept in 3 nights now, so nervous am I about your choice.

The bed-wetting still a problem?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Are you kidding me?? I sleep right through that!

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:02 pm

^^^^

It's the bed sh*tting that's a problem.

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

@Dora: that's obviously not me. I wouldn't be caught dead in McDonald's. I'm strictly an In-n-Out kind of guy.

Poor Ima.

I have a suggestion for Snerd, Juan and whoever else is wooing Ima. If you really want to win her heart, then . All you have to do is send SKYHOOK to Fake Banks. She LOVES that kind of wooing.

Also, mods, while I have your attention (on a completely UNRELATED note to SKYHOOK)... is there any way to block out a specific members posts? Let's say, one who is completely incoherent, uses commas to indicate possession and rambles on about nothing. Because Jojos is PISSED about having to reed SKYHOOK,S POSTESES. THEY ARE HRUTING HIZ eYEZ. Laughing

Finally, and most importantly, I accept Dora's invitation with delight. I am glad that my wooing has been worthy of your pick. I shall not disappoint. You have my word dearest Dora. Now, tonight we shall ride into the sunset on the Pegasus without wings.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:15 pm

I think my 3 year old will approve of Dora's choice and Jojo,s (sorry Wink

) acceptance

This morning his comments as he seen Jojo's current avatar go past in my skimming of this thread

"Is that mummy" Laughing

Fine wooing Jojo, I am the first to admit, I didn't think you had it in you Cool

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:57 pm

@Dora & Jojo: Obviously I could see that joke coming a mile away, which is why I added the note to Harry (who I figured would be first to latch onto it:

Quote:

don't even start. In-n-Out is a cult burger franchise here in sunny California. Any cheap jokes will result in cultural warfare between the west and midwest and that would not be a good thing.

Disparaging my favorite burger joint is a potentially bannable offense. Evil or Very Mad

As for the implied meaning of the comment, Ima can straighten you out on that by PM.

@Ima: good morning, sweetheart! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:02 pm

Murry Guru wrote:

I didn't think you had it in you

Oh he's had it in him, just ask Professor.

In-n-out In-n-out In-n-out In-n-out In-n-out In-n-outIn-n-outIn-n-outIn-noutIn-n-outIn-n-out Ahhhhhhhhhh.

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