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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:05 pm |
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Please stop begging Ima. It is unbecoming and that would be unfaithful to Dora.
Worry not my Dora. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:22 pm |
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I don't want Jojo to be my Valentine, I just want him to ask.
On to more important business. I just got two new shirts and can't figure out which one to wear.
This one:
Or this one:
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:23 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
I don't want Jojo to be my Valentine, I just want him to ask. |
Please Ima, stop begging. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:52 pm |
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Cathartic Kate wrote: |
[/Takes Skyhook into a corner] |
Damnit woman! Did you have to let him out again? Whadya think this is, catch and release season? |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:29 pm |
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Callum.
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
I beg forgiveness, humbly and sincerely.
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:59 pm |
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^^^
Its ok katie we still know you are ow friend you don,t have to suck up to Callum we know it,s hard to think when you have been forced to watch porn by the evil James by the way you spell pron ......porn
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Depends on which pron sites are visited! |
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_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:01 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
I just got two new shirts and can't figure out which one to wear. |
Umm...... Err...... I love the sentiment in the first shirt (the second one stinks, BTW), but I'm a bit disturbed about your physique in that picture.... I remember you as being a bit more curvaceous. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:30 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
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@ Dutch: Keep watching for my PM. I have sent it multiple times and yet have not received an answer from you. Maybe you just like to party and postwhore with me in FB?
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Sorry for noticing your post so late dear Dora. Seems my PM inbox was cleaned out by someone. Have a nice V-day with pitiful woo-ever you like, the other 364 days a year we'll have fun, dances and (post)whoring in FB |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help)
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:31 pm |
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Sometimes smileys explain quite a lot. |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:36 pm |
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I'm trying to narrow the field down to one. |
That's easy: Concede.
Hello, my wonderful Bunches; my love. I had a nice day at work, but didn't get much accomplished, as I spent most of it thinking about our upcoming trip to Monterey, and frolicking like otters...did I mention that the place we're going to be staying has a HUGE walk in shower?
I'm thinking we may have to pass on watching Californians in their native habitat and we can just sleep in....or wake up early and just stay in bed.
I know that we'll be really hungry, afterwards, so I'll fix you breakfast on Sunday morning (I make the most fluffy, delicious omelets, ever) :sigh:
You would look even more ravishing wearing my shirt....pink really doesn't suit you. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little !
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:37 pm |
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Dearest Ima,
Snerd has been trying to snare you with a boring trip to look at fish but I have something rather more exciting to offer you. I've been working all week to put the finishing touches on my time machine and it's finally done. I've taken a few test trips to 1885 and 1928 and it's working great!
So now the only question is -- when would would you like to go to? I was thinking maybe Paris in the Belle Epoque, specifically the 1889 Exposition:
We could go see the newly constructed Tour Eiffel at the heart of the fair, I hear it's quite a sensation:
Or maybe you'd rather go visit the glorious "White City" -- the 1893 Chicago World's Fair?
Or, how about New York City in 1897?
Or New Orleans in 1899?
Or San Francisco in 1900?
And if you really want to go to Monterey, let me take you to 1945. I'll introduce you to John Steinbeck -- I hear he has a new novel coming out next month called "Cannery Row" and I know he'd love to tell you about it.
It's your choice my love. We can go anywhen you want. Just say the word. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Posted:
Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:38 pm |
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^^^
sorry slow typing the other two beat me callum
yes katie prefer,s it when i have 8 |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:58 pm |
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To all suitors of DoraTheExplorer: The Official Valentine's Day 2009 Competition of Woo for DoraTheExplorer's Heart (TOVD2209CoWfDTEH) is now over. All entries are final and are subject to close review. The judge's decision is final and will be posted tonight at 10PM CST. Bribes, gifts, whines, PMs (except for Harry's), or emails will no longer be accepted and will be promptly returned to sender via <strike>Parcel D1rect</strike> Al1star Shipping. The judge would like to thank all woo'ers of DoraTheExplorer for their contributions. Let's see, that would be: Pastor Frank, BluthBanana, jojobean, ParaNoid, Professor So and So, MikeH, Nasty Nurse, notobescammed, Dutch, and well, Harry. All fine specimens in their own weird ways. DoraTheExplorer adores you all. (I hope I didn't forget anyone. There were a lot!) Of course, the only real decision is between BluthBanana and jojobean. They are the BEST!! And remember, whiners are wieners.
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:15 am |
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At the banana, you are just to good, your skill,s with the aveatars is unmatched . We will go and sit in the corner,. We were going to write a wooing for the pink dragen ,before she awoke from her slumber but we see ow effert,s, would be all in vain ,because of the troubles in ow head,s
Go,es to the corner to look in the bottom of another empty bottle
Ha guy,s cheer up i think i got an idear for a new song
BTW Doro the banana has worked well in/sorry with you . did he teach you to do your avatar |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:48 am |
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@Dora, I love the way you throw attention off me. I will see you back in the attic at our predetermined time.
@Ima, just so you won't feel left out, I would love to do you too. Think about it. Two sniveling wanna bes, or me. I think the decision will be easy. Just ask Dora and Lotta. That should help.
edit: because alcohol make me make boo-boos
edit again: SKYHOOK, pass the crack pipe to me so I can understand your last post. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:55 am |
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Harry Bawls wrote: |
@Dora, I love the way you throw attention off me. I will see you back in the attic at our predetermined time. |
Walking up stairs twice in one day Harry? I figured your arthritic bones would be killing you by now. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:57 am |
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fatbastard wrote: |
Walking up stairs twice in one day Harry? I figured your arthritic bones would be killing you by now. |
Ask Dora how my "bone" is doing. |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:06 am |
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Never made it as a smart ass
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm sick inside without a sense of feeling
And this is how you remind me pink dragon
This is how you remind me of what we really are
This is how you remind us of what I really am
It's not like you to say you love skyhook
I was waiting on a "Think Differently". story
This time I hope i'm not mistaken
For handing you ow hearts worth breaking
And I've been wronged, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle & 6 pack
These five words in my head ? well more than 5
Scream are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no yes no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no no yes it me
It's not like you didn't know that
I said we love you and I swear we still do
And it must have been so bad
Cause living with us might damn near killed you
And this is how we remind you of what we really want
This is how you remind us of what we really should do
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
I've been wronged, I've been down
Into the bottom of many bottle,s & sex pack,s
These five words in my head
Scream are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no no yes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no yes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no yes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes
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_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:10 am |
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^^^
Did you write all of that SH? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:13 am |
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well i may have got some help from Nicklback |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:14 am |
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If he did, he's a rock star. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:15 am |
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Harry: I can no longer be nice. Someone has now ruin one of my favorite songs forever. If you take someone's computer away or disable it permanently, I will be yours. Even though the contest had ended. I can and will make the exception. Answer quick. Thank you. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Posted:
Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:16 am |
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At a quick glance I spot one correctly placed apostrophe and a nine letter word that is spelt correctly. So probably not.
We should ask Tsnerd to carry out a comparative grammar analysis to make sure though. |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:18 am |
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Here's a new shirt for Ima the Temptress
I got your back Juan |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:25 am |
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@SKYHOOK, take your computer and smash it with a hammer. If you post again, I will know you did not do as I said. I will come to your house and create orifices in your head with a chisel. Do not post again, and quit F'ing up good songs. This is your last warning.
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