The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:58 pm

Blows kiss to sleepy Murry Woo

Sleep well my Sultan.

oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoox

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:03 pm

night night kite my friend Wink

may be that should be absolute Wink

you do drink vodka over there don,t you

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:05 pm

Blows kiss to sleepy Skyhook

Sleep well my friend.

oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoox

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:24 pm

I know that you all are jealous as NN has a list of the party animals. I also think that the bus is almost full, so any future members will have to fill out an application. Razz

Oh, and if you are on that list, you and you only are on that list. Don't think you can just drag your Valentines with you. Rolling Eyes

They too, must be approved! Twisted Evil

Nurse Nurse, I need to find the perfect outfit and matching purse. jump_4_joy

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:12 pm

Here you go Corona. The perfect outfit with matching purse for NN,

@jojo, I bought you this,

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:23 pm

@JMR Oh I adore the private island my sweet! It's absolutely wonderful! Perfect! And so wildly appropriate as always! Very Happy

All that destruc, err, devasta, uh, personal sacrifice! all in the name of your love for me, you are a true romantic my darling JMR. :Kisses:

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:31 pm

Mi querida Dora,

Yo no puede ser un hombre rico
Y yo sin duda no merece una mujer tan especial como usted
Pero si usted elige a ser tu Valentín
Haré todo lo que esté en mi poder para hacerte feliz
No sólo en el día de San Valentín todos los días, pero después

Yo nunca he realmente sentía amor hasta que conocí a usted
Y podría ganarse para siempre si eso es lo que se
Su sonrisa es tan radiante que convierte la noche en día
Causas y su belleza a los artistas a pintar obras maestras

He hecho nada, pero mis mejores a mostrar cómo me siento
Mi corazón es tuyo para la toma

Dora Márquez, va a ser mi Valentín?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:08 pm

Good morning, my lovely Ima. :lovestruck sigh:

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Doc you make my heart bloom!
I know we will have the best time in the forest today.....

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:05 pm

My last drawing and gift for you. The head of Charles Soludo on a silver platter.

Please pick me.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:12 pm

I went to Google to find something relavent:

Quote:

419 VALENTINE ROAD
RAY, OH 45672
Jackson County

D'oh!

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:40 pm

^^^Awe, the simple man! Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ_aTjXObs

Edit: Harry, believe you me, dat ain't me! Razz

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:29 pm

To my wonderful serious and not so serious suitors:

It has been a delightful time being woo'd by you all. I have been so lucky to get anyone's attention; let alone the attention of several of the best guys and the Nastiest Nurse on Eater. And the truth, well, since it appears I am a Valetine's whore, I would have woo'd several myself, it it wouldn't have seemed even greedier than I already am! Embarassed

I am going to re-read the whole thread and take all the woo's to heart before I make my decision tonight. So there is still some time, if you feel the need.

It is 1:28 PM CST now.

:sigh:

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:43 pm

I want to say one last time, dearest Dora, that if you choose me, I will make you the happiest girl in the world. We will ride off into the sunset on Pegasus:

(This Pegasus has no wings. I got him from a shelter for abused Pegasuses. His previous owner had them clipped.)

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Wait. Jojo, you did ask Dora to be your Valentine didn't you, after you insisting that she was going to ask? Victory is mine! . . . er, no, not mine. Whatever. It just amuses me. Good work, Dora Wink

and I must say, very nice wooing on your part, Jojo. I'm rooting for you. Very Happy

Hi Juan, thank you for another lovely Valentine card. :sigh: xoxoxo

Hi Sners. I'm thinking of you and hoping you're having a good day. YZYZ

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:52 pm

@Dora, I will give it my last, best shot:

I would love to do you.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:57 pm

Harry Bawls wrote:

@Dora, I will give it my last, best shot:

I would love to do you.

Meet me upstairs in the attic. I would love to do you too. You just can't be my Valentine.

And DON'T tell anyone!!

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:58 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Wait. Jojo, you did ask Dora to be your Valentine didn't you, after you insisting that she was going to ask? Victory is mine! . . . er, no, not mine. Whatever. It just amuses me. Good work, Dora Wink

and I must say, very nice wooing on your part, Jojo. I'm rooting for you. Very Happy

When did I ask that? I specifically tried NOT to do that. And, I am hoping that she will be asking me. What I said by CHOOSING me was that I wanted her to CHOOSE to ask me.

EDIT:

Quote:

Meet me upstairs in the attic. I would love to do you too. You just can't be my Valentine.

And DON'T tell anyone!!

FFS! What is that!

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Dora

Poor Jojo, that is awful for you to have seen. Crying or Very sad

I understand if you want to ask me to be your Valentine now. Go ahead and ask.

(Don't worry Dora, I'm not really trying to steal him).

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:05 pm

Sorry Dora, I guess jojo's mouth is bigger than his belly. I'll be right there.

jojoslob wrote:

FFS! What is that!

Your worst nightmare.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:06 pm

Quote:

Meet me upstairs in the attic. I would love to do you too. You just can't be my Valentine.

And DON'T tell anyone!!

Just recieved a mail from a lad requesting westy number AND to tell me Dora is getting humped!

Shocked

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:45 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Poor Jojo, that is awful for you to have seen. Crying or Very sad

I understand if you want to ask me to be your Valentine now. Go ahead and ask.

No, no, no, no, no!! You already have one suitor too many, you don't need a third. I'm trying to narrow the field down to one.*

*me

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:54 pm

^^^

Scared eh? Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Don't worry, Juan. Jojo doesn't dare to ask me; do you Jojo? His woo isn't nearly as strong as yours, my sweet. Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:04 pm

[...peering down from the attic....]

I am saving this place for a response to you all.

IMA!! I am shocked at you!! I never went after one of your men!! Not openly, anyways!

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