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Cathartic Kate
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Joined: 03 Dec 2008
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Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:58 pm |
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Blows kiss to sleepy Murry Woo
Sleep well my Sultan.
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:03 pm |
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night night kite my friend
may be that should be absolute you do drink vodka over there don,t you |
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We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:05 pm |
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Blows kiss to sleepy Skyhook
Sleep well my friend.
oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoox |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:24 pm |
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I know that you all are jealous as NN has a list of the party animals. I also think that the bus is almost full, so any future members will have to fill out an application. Oh, and if you are on that list, you and you only are on that list. Don't think you can just drag your Valentines with you. They too, must be approved!
Nurse Nurse, I need to find the perfect outfit and matching purse. |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:12 pm |
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Here you go Corona. The perfect outfit with matching purse for NN,
@jojo, I bought you this,
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:23 pm |
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@JMR Oh I adore the private island my sweet! It's absolutely wonderful! Perfect! And so wildly appropriate as always! All that destruc, err, devasta, uh, personal sacrifice! all in the name of your love for me, you are a true romantic my darling JMR. :Kisses: |
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Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
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Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:31 pm |
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Mi querida Dora,
Yo no puede ser un hombre rico
Y yo sin duda no merece una mujer tan especial como usted
Pero si usted elige a ser tu Valentín
Haré todo lo que esté en mi poder para hacerte feliz
No sólo en el día de San Valentín todos los días, pero después
Yo nunca he realmente sentía amor hasta que conocí a usted
Y podría ganarse para siempre si eso es lo que se
Su sonrisa es tan radiante que convierte la noche en día
Causas y su belleza a los artistas a pintar obras maestras
He hecho nada, pero mis mejores a mostrar cómo me siento
Mi corazón es tuyo para la toma
Dora Márquez, va a ser mi Valentín? |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:08 pm |
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Good morning, my lovely Ima. :lovestruck sigh:
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:03 pm |
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Doc you make my heart bloom!
I know we will have the best time in the forest today.....
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Proud member of "The Todger Club"
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"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:05 pm |
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My last drawing and gift for you. The head of Charles Soludo on a silver platter.
Please pick me.
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:12 pm |
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I went to Google to find something relavent:
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419 VALENTINE ROAD
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I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:40 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:29 pm |
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To my wonderful serious and not so serious suitors:
It has been a delightful time being woo'd by you all. I have been so lucky to get anyone's attention; let alone the attention of several of the best guys and the Nastiest Nurse on Eater. And the truth, well, since it appears I am a Valetine's whore, I would have woo'd several myself, it it wouldn't have seemed even greedier than I already am!
I am going to re-read the whole thread and take all the woo's to heart before I make my decision tonight. So there is still some time, if you feel the need.
It is 1:28 PM CST now.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:43 pm |
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I want to say one last time, dearest Dora, that if you choose me, I will make you the happiest girl in the world. We will ride off into the sunset on Pegasus:
(This Pegasus has no wings. I got him from a shelter for abused Pegasuses. His previous owner had them clipped.) |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:51 pm |
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Wait. Jojo, you did ask Dora to be your Valentine didn't you, after you insisting that she was going to ask? Victory is mine! . . . er, no, not mine. Whatever. It just amuses me. Good work, Dora and I must say, very nice wooing on your part, Jojo. I'm rooting for you.
Hi Juan, thank you for another lovely Valentine card. :sigh: xoxoxo
Hi Sners. I'm thinking of you and hoping you're having a good day. YZYZ |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:52 pm |
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@Dora, I will give it my last, best shot:
I would love to do you. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:57 pm |
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Harry Bawls wrote: |
@Dora, I will give it my last, best shot:
I would love to do you. |
Meet me upstairs in the attic. I would love to do you too. You just can't be my Valentine.
And DON'T tell anyone!! |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:58 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
Wait. Jojo, you did ask Dora to be your Valentine didn't you, after you insisting that she was going to ask? Victory is mine! . . . er, no, not mine. Whatever. It just amuses me. Good work, Dora and I must say, very nice wooing on your part, Jojo. I'm rooting for you. |
When did I ask that? I specifically tried NOT to do that. And, I am hoping that she will be asking me. What I said by CHOOSING me was that I wanted her to CHOOSE to ask me.
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Meet me upstairs in the attic. I would love to do you too. You just can't be my Valentine.
And DON'T tell anyone!! |
FFS! What is that! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:04 pm |
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Dora
Poor Jojo, that is awful for you to have seen. I understand if you want to ask me to be your Valentine now. Go ahead and ask.
(Don't worry Dora, I'm not really trying to steal him). |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:05 pm |
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Sorry Dora, I guess jojo's mouth is bigger than his belly. I'll be right there.
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FFS! What is that! |
Your worst nightmare. |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:06 pm |
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Meet me upstairs in the attic. I would love to do you too. You just can't be my Valentine.
And DON'T tell anyone!! |
Just recieved a mail from a lad requesting westy number AND to tell me Dora is getting humped!
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:45 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
Poor Jojo, that is awful for you to have seen. I understand if you want to ask me to be your Valentine now. Go ahead and ask. |
No, no, no, no, no!! You already have one suitor too many, you don't need a third. I'm trying to narrow the field down to one.*
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:54 pm |
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^^^
Scared eh? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:00 pm |
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Don't worry, Juan. Jojo doesn't dare to ask me; do you Jojo? His woo isn't nearly as strong as yours, my sweet. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:04 pm |
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[...peering down from the attic....]
I am saving this place for a response to you all.
IMA!! I am shocked at you!! I never went after one of your men!! Not openly, anyways! |
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