The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:08 pm

[Takes Skyhook into a corner] Hands him book on successful wooing techniques [/Takes Skyhook into a corner]

<waves to pinkdragon - raises eyebrows knowingly>

And waits expectantly hoping ShyHook act two is an improvement.

Wink

Edit to alter SH as above, forgot about SH = Furrynuts!

Embarassed

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:17 pm

hi kate *waves* I think you said hello someplace else but the last few days have been a blur so excuse me not replying wherever that was Sad

oh and BTW I am an aussie Smile

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:20 pm

Pinkdragon, which part of Australia is your cave in?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:27 pm

@ Kate my sweet, I seemed to have fixed the pink one we found earlier, the phone call wasn't necessary as it turns out but all seems well with the plans.

Patience my darling while I help yet another fellow Aussie in need.

Kisses XOXOXO

@Skyhook,
Where art thou Romeo?

I do appologise for speaking a foriegn language but if others can speak French here than I can speak Strayan

Skyhook mate, get ya ring ova ere for a tic, it's not that I think ya woos suck mate, its just that ya might be able to improve a bit to help ya pick yaself up a top bird, now ave a look ere

Just copy this, fill in the missin bits and Bob'll be ya uncle

To my sweetest darling (stick in name) the most beautiful here (except Kate)
I have been watching you for a while now and think you are dear
I have been wanting to ask you but I am so shy at times
would you please make me so happy and be my Valentines

(Now, this is important, stick same birds name in) I have always longed for your touch
If you will only hear me I will love you so much
I will promise to love you as you deserve
But you are so beautiful please forgive if I perve

(stick in same name agan) I dont know where you have been
As wonderful a woman, has never been seen
I know I can seem blokey and a little out of tune
But you rock my world baby and you make me swoon

(now, this is extremely important, put in the birds name ya want to be ya Valentine make sure it's not a different one or tha games up mate) I have come to the conclusion
That my love for you is no confussion
I promise you the best of times
If you'll be my Valentines

Give et a go mate and see what ya reckon Wink

@Kate my sweet darling, I wrote you a short woo this time, I must apologise for it being lesser a woo than you deserve

Kate my sweet darling Lady of Woo
Today I have thought of (almost) nothing but you
I have been fixing my plans for our special day
And been looking for the loving words for me to say

You know my sweetheart that words can elude me
And sometimes my wooing is just not worthy for the
But I have been trying to find the perfect words
With my perfect sweetheart I am higher than birds

I send you this woo with all of my heart
and dread any moment that we are apart
I will be thinking of you my darling Kate
and looking forward to our next romantic date

If you are free, I have turned the hot tub back on Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:36 pm

HELLLLLLOOOOOO pinkdragon! Can you get skanky? If so, PM me and I'll show you around the joint.

Beware rodents, fat bastards, and Packman imposters.

eta:

Murry Guru wrote:

I have turned the hot tub back on

WOW! You actually turned someone/something on?

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Sep 2008 Posts: 236

Harry Bawls wrote:

. Since you are back to wooing me and the disturbed Nurse, I assume the rodent dumped you. I could have told you that would happen. I call him ATNA. All Talk No Action.

*adds Harry's name to her own special list*

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:40 pm

yast I am in the west... the best side of oz Wink

and murry I am afraid if poor SH sent that I would think he was nigerian Razz

LOL

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:44 pm

@pinkdragon, lesson #1, SH is Slap Happy. Skyhook is Packman in disguise.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:50 pm

^^Harry, would you stop being so slack to Packman. Geeze dude, lay off a bit.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:53 pm

Bawlsy wrote:

Quote:

WOW! You actually turned someone/something on?

Yes, the hot tub, was I still speaking Strayan Wink

BTW, I know you are far too gentlemanly to kiss and tell, but how are you going, found anything with a pulse yet Laughing

Edit
@Pink Dragon, we can tell the lads poems, they only ever copy and paste so google with pick them up 99 times in 100, the woo I wrote for Skyhook to use is 100% risky free, promise Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:53 pm

hey I'm not a lemon thats been cut Razz

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:58 pm

ha ha guy,s it ok im here don,t fight , no,no,no, yes thats right , we can look after ow selvses , i can , so can i but what about her , holly cr@p were did she come from ,ow back abit , but know one saw her Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:00 pm

@<strike>smartarse</strike> Murry, yes I found someone. She's perfect. No back talk and always ready.

(Slightly NSFW):

http://www.scamwarners.com/main/fx_images/harrybawls_d76bb1921aeb.jpg

(Mod edit to change to link. - JF) Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:02 pm

^^^ You know I love you like a brother, but if its there, it would be a waste not to use it Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:04 pm

It looks like you gave it a yeast infection.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:08 pm

^^^^

@Murry, I love you too.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:10 pm

Quote:

ha ha guy,s it ok im here don,t fight ,no,no,no, yes thats right , we can look after ow selvses , i can , so can i but what about her , holly cr@p were did she come from ,ow back abit , but know one saw her

I think the sight of that piece of plastic pulchritude sent Skyhook into meltdown...*

*True, he posted that piece of claptrap before HB's rubber woman post, but I would never let the opportunity slip for a dig at SH's expense...

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:18 pm

well all you wonderful people I really need sleep LOL I have been up WAY to long, 35 hours too long actually LOL.
so I will bid you all farewell for now.

oh and he *points at someone* told me to mention the lemon... I think he is evil and wants me in trouble in my first 24 hours here Razz

night all or day if your from afar

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:19 pm

Reaper wrote:

It looks like you gave it a yeast infection.

& you would know all about driblie things wouldn,t you Reapie is that unbrela needle twice aday working Wink

you see guys when we all talk together they can understand us Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:28 pm

@ pinkdragon.

Go get some rest gal. They will be just as looney tomorrow, guaranteed.

Glad you are here having fun and got sorted OK.

Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:29 pm

Oh, Beloved Dramaqueen,

Thank you for the time on the beach
I slept like an angel, and am ready for more.

I am so lucky to have been found by you
Shall we take a walk in the woods today?

Your ever loving,

Doc

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:33 pm

@Skyhook-

That's more than two emoticons.

Dora, today is the last day. I have grown weary from this constant wooing. That is not to say that I have been enjoying the wooing. But, I feel as if I am the only one who has been putting in a real effort. So, today I hope that I will be picked as yours. Here is your morning coffee:

I am still quite unsure of exactly what Bluth's accusations about the last coffee were. I don't understand.

Also, one of my final gifts to you is this VERY frustrated lad quote in relation to the safari I gave to you.

Quote:

Hoping to hear from you on when you will be coming over,and this time nothing and i mean nothing is going to happen because am now in full control of the transaction. Because at this point in time i can't really trust any one that come around me, to be sure what is really going on. I will welcome you with my Intorage once you get to the my airport that i promise.

Waiting.

Proof Charles.Soludo

(CBN GOV)

I love that he has an Intorage. Perhaps HBO will do a spinoff show from Entourage and make it about him.

JMRazor wrote:

@thefife -- sorry my dear for having gone silent today, but I've been busy motivating my staff.

Motivating your staff huh? Can't you just wait a COUPLE more days Razor? Fife will be there to take care of that.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:45 pm

@ Jojo
You might want to add a word in here Wink

Quote:

That is not to say that I have been enjoying the wooing

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:50 pm

How to get on with Aussies. (google is your friend)

Australians are rude buggers. If your Aussie friend addresses you as "You old b@st@rd" it is a sign of affection. This causes no problems in discussions between Australians and Brits. It causes immense difficulties in discussions with Americans. My closest American friend took a long time to learn that "You w@nker" was fondness, and even longer to learn that "I can't believe you're such a w@nker!" was frustration. Tone is usually the giveaway, though you may need to look at other quirks of body language -- balled fists, rolled eyes, grimaces of anguish ...

My final tip: if unsure, offer to buy the Australian a beer. It will cement friendships and defuse arguments in practically every case.

Laughing

Edit - to add smile and thanks to Murry Woo as she slips gratefully into the hottub.

Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:55 pm

You need no book to learn how to get on with me Wink

Good night sweet Kate,

I go to bed happy, knowing I have you

Edit after seeing Kates edit

Well, sleep can wait another 5 or so hours I guess, I am sure I can get by on 10 minutes sleep Laughing

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