The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:20 am

Harry Bawls wrote:

I'm getting ready to jump <strike>on</strike> in the NN love <strike>train</strike> Audi.

Clicky Which is enough to get anyones pulse racing.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:49 am

Ima Baeder wrote:

Dear Josey,

I haven't heard back from you. I guess that's ok as I've been contacted about another trunk box by "James" Soludo. I'll continue on with him. So long.

Ima

Quote:

From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To:Ima Baeder

Subject: DO NOT CONACT ANY OF JAMES!!!

pls a bag u do not contact any james.i no of this james becos his a big troblemaker here in nigeria i wwish u to cise and desist all of ur dealins with this criminal elemet james.i say this bicos of my truest devotions to u and this transaction.i do not contact u immediately becos i am relegate to push truck for my feedings until whence you able collect my inheritence trunkboxs and we divide the contents 50/50 and i most use cybercafe to contact u.cybercafe is vry expansive here for nigeria.so pls focus only on this transaction for time beeing.

i aslo wrtie u a poatry becos of my long leave dovotion to u

ima u dey betta than free cybercafe
i tink of u evry of tthe day

every of the detail is been in place
time dey not enouf to waste

ima i always rushed to read ur mail
valentine day we most not fail

all for the day i work puching truck
i wish u come to my place so we dey go...

collect the trunkboxs

urs forewver
jose_cuervo

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:20 am

Ok which one of you girl,s sent me this.
Please PM me and let me know, who you are, you have shown your true love for a skyhook, but which one of us is it , ??,you love Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:23 am

@ Harry, love you anyways!

Nurse has a plan
I think we can stand
Sounds kinky
But I want to see

Nurse is so wacky
Some find it tacky
You set your mind
To suit thee

We're all getting older
And very much bolder
And a group is just
Better than three

Nurse thinks he's tough
I'd like him rough
Let's hop on the train
And just see

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:58 am

Darling Bluth! Pretty Rose

Such a great day with you! You were so sweet and kind and romantic. :sigh:

Whilst walking in the zoo, I found this along the side of a footpath. I picked it up and saved it to give to you tonight. I hope it will remind you of today always.

Have a great evening, my dear.

And dear jojo: ♥

Another lovely picture! And a lad curse! And my morning coffee!! YUM (Though there appears some controversy about the coffee at this time.)

And since you don't like coffee, I made something else for you to have in the morning:

@ Dramaqueen: Your Doc is so fine. You are certainly one of the luckiest ladies on all of eater. He has been devoted to you from the start and never waivered. And never once did he enter into the fray. He's so special!

@ Murry: I am so glad your child recognized my avvy. Such a smart one you have! Must take after you.

@ Prof: I am sorry I will have to bow out of your interesting cyber-offer. Another time maybe.

@ Tsnerd: I believe I am making some progress on determining who this "James" character is. I don't know, but he may be the "Evil Juan" you speak of. These were at home house when I came home from my date with Bluth:

Does this help you at all? Nice poem, by the way.

Just another nail in Evil Juan's coffin...thank you, Dora. Thank you about the poem - I think that it is nice, too....hopefully, it will sway Ima once and for all. TS

Very Happy

Edited to fix pic links. -Dora

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

My dearest dr. stephen williams. I just wanted to say how sorry I was that when I saw you I was so eager to be in your arms that I knocked you down.

It was only because I know you give the best hugs

and I just couldnt wait to be in your arms again.

I just cant help it that I see paradise

in your eyes.

Soooo to say I'm sorry, here's a rose for you and I'm sorry if I caused any bruising in my eagerness to be with my one and only true love,you.
I hope I didn't hurt you..I will kiss it and make it better.

Sweet Dreams and goodnight my sweet Doc.
I love you snookums......XOXOXOXOXO

Your Dramaqueen

ETA: @Dora thank you so much for giving credit to my wonderful Doc.
Like I said in the beginning he is a rare gem and is to be treasured.
I knew he was the only one I wanted for me. He makes my heart sing.
You have some fine suitors too and I'm just not sure how you will ever choose.
ETA again: Had to fix a pic.....

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:07 am

I feel so lost
I may have been tossed.
Mrs. So and So has not posted
I’m afraid my V-day is toasted.

I tried my bestest
My patience has been tested.
My heart it did ache,
My knees did quake.

I wrote of my love,
It came on the wings of a dove.
My heart it has been dashed
My words shouldn’t be trashed.

Mrs. So and So I think I know
Why the Prof treated you so.
I don’t want to sound rigid,
Are you that frigid?

No words in reply,
I am starting to wonder why.
You didn’t seem that shy,
Did I make you cry?

Corona expressed her feelings
Harry her clothes is already pealing.
I can only Imagine the surprise
That will be in his eyes.

Blazed right on her chest
The words that are the best.
"ParaNoid I love you, "
For all the world to view.

I am so flattered,
My heart it has been tattered.
I don’t want it to happen again
That my heart is used as a stain.

Oh patron of the day,
Show me the way,
To get a party to stay
And make it a great Valentine’s Day.

Hey Lotta how YOU doin’?

Edited for clarity and spelling

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:05 am

Paranoid, Paranoid do not fret
Your Valentine has not left you (yet)

No need to shake and ache and quake
I am still here, and wide awake

Planning a romantic get away
For you and I, what do you say?

A bottle of wine, red or white?
Some lingerie, not too tight?

Stay away from that Corona
And her floozy like persona

And forget about Lotta, Ima and Dora
It’s time for us to see the Aurora

Borealis in the sky
Above our igloo, where we’ll try

To keep each other toasty warm
Safe and sound in any storm

You’ll see that frigid I am not
And my love is no Gordian Knot

But simple and clear like a sunny day
And so in closing let me say:

If you leave me now, you’ll take away the biggest part of me
If you leave me now, you’ll take away the very heart of me

A love like ours is love that’s hard to find
How could we let it slip away
We’ve come too far to leave it all behind
How could we end it all this way . .

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@My handsome Juan: I'm glad you liked the picture. Meet you again tomorrow . . . same time, same place? XOXOXO
A song for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIiAdHGi3AI

@My Wonderful Sners: Thank you so much for the chocolates and the poem. Those must have taken you a while to make for me. Wink

I do love the thought of poking trolls together with you. (Though thoughts of frolicking otters still fill my brain).
This song is for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I5sixwOQlg :sigh:

@Jose: I'll have to answer you later. Your poem is still making me giggle. Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:10 am

@Ima:

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

:sigh: Thank you, Ima.

I continue to be concerned about the power Evil Juan and his nostalgic trips down mind control lane wield over you. Sad

I worry that he is a loiterer.

One for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9AE8QQfx_E

You do have my heart, my dear.

edit: Oh, and this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpClJU6pKXo&feature=channel

edited more: I really have no idea wtf the video is about...mind control, torches and people with wings? Confused

I love the song, though.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Fear not, my Sners. Lotta has given me permisson for a harem. Laughing

@Juan, thank you once more for a lovely Valentine card. xoxoxo

@Snerd: :sigh: Thank you for the music. :kiss: (Juan, you saw nothing).

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:17 am

@ Corona: Tacky? I've never been accused of tacky.

I think this link best sums me up

Tacky.... pffft.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:28 am

Wow. 37 pages and counting for a Hallmark holiday Exclamation

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:25 am

A SKYHOOK wrote:

Ok which one of you girl,s sent me this.
Please PM me and let me know, who you are

You can see the username on the right, under "From". Handy tip.

Trixi, you shouldn't really run off like that. It's awfully annoying trying to catch you.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:33 am

Are you talking bollicks again reaper Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:34 am

lotta wrote:

Well.....as long as the list does not include Slightly, Callum, Nottobescammed, Nurse Nasty and Harry Bawls you can have as many as you want! Laughing

Do keep in mind that part of the fun is the gents fighting over you. (last time I checked, it looks like Juan may be the worthy one)

What have I done?

Or does Lotta want me all to herself?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:17 am

I couldn't imagine Dan Laughing

Sorry, it was there I used it Wink

There have been so many things go on here in my abscence, I was wooed quite admirably by another to which I do approve, I would be happy to receive any more woos from the eater ladies, few things boost a mans ego more than being wooed by such adorable women Cool

However, I must confess, there can be only one and she already has not only my heart but also my avatar tatooed onto her bum.

@Skyhook, perhaps I can help you, it would be un- Australian to not help a mate in need, please be patient and I will see what I can do

@Dora, <looks to see if anybody is standing behind him> yes, he does very much take after his father Cool

@ Corona, I love you too, perhaps next year,

I will need that much time to come up with woos befitting you, think about what words rhyme with Corona, then try and make it sound romantic Shocked

Corona Corona there is only one sweet Corona
You are so lovely you give.. nope, cant use that one
Your voice is so beautiful you sound like.... nope, not that one either
You are so great I have become a heart doner - well, I cant think of anything better right now
I give you my heart and all that I am - I do hope you like short repetative woos Wink

Sorry Babe, I'm going to need to do lots of work on that one before next year Wink

@Anybody that I have missed out on replying to, I must apologise but I have a few people to write to but most importantly a quick note to My Cathartic Kate

@ Kate my sweet, I hope you had a wonderful day shopping, feel free to spend up as you please, you deserve it, besides, a virtual credit statement is at a much lower interest rate Wink

I do approve of your choice of gift wrap, I cant wait to open my presents Cool

I must apologise for not giving you the wooing you deserve right now but I need to make a call or 2 to confirm that evrything is in its place for the time we will be spending together.

Thank you also for your PM, I know your favourite colour is red, but I will tend to the pink item just as thoughtfully all the same Wink

Your advice on what to do with it will really come in handy, I cant wait to see how it works.

Anyway my sweet angel, I must go for now, but you will remain in my heart Pretty Rose

Edited a typo, being called an "angle" is no where near as loving as an "Angel"

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:08 am

@Harry: I thought you liked me crying

Might be just as well anyway, I'm tired of being skanky.

@NN: Have I missed the love train? Wink

(there's a party on board, right?)

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:56 am

Quote:

Edited a typo, being called an "angle" is no where near as loving as an "Angel"

Never fear my sweet wooness, typos matter little as long as it is only the typos that are little.

Wink

@ Reaper, my apologies to you. The smell was flatus. Nice girls do it too ya know, but never waft their hand about afterwards.

Shocked

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:04 am

Glorafilia wrote:

I'm tired of being skanky.

Which is why we would never make it my dear. If you think you are woman enough, you would need to be skanky 100% of the time to be with me. Since you are back to wooing me and the disturbed Nurse, I assume the rodent dumped you. I could have told you that would happen. I call him ATNA. All Talk No Action.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:46 am

Reaper wrote:

A SKYHOOK wrote:

Ok which one of you girl,s sent me this.
Please PM me and let me know, who you are

You can see the username on the right, under "From". Handy tip.

Dame i wish you had shown me that before you went to schooly,s
Now i can reply to all those lotto winning,s, now i know who to reply to

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:49 am

*stands shyly at the back of the room observing*

umm I was told to come on over Embarassed

carry on *goes back to the shadows*

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:55 am

@ pinkdragon
don,t be shy put your birth day suit on and show us what you look like Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:00 pm

dragons dont have birthday suits Razz

they have pretty shiny scales Wink

mine are pink see them shimmer Wink

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