The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:45 am

Dora mi amor,

Señalé que esta foto de la puesta de sol que hemos compartido
Su belleza es fugaz
Y palidece en comparación a los suyos

El simple momentos que compartimos: la mayoría que me ha
Y yo valoramos el tiempo que pasamos juntos

Por favor, tenga en la mina el día de San Valentín
Mi amor
Mi primera y única

Pretty Rose

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:51 am

[quote="Harry Bawls"]

Glorafilia wrote:

Is this Harry really a trustworthy guy? [/quote

As far as the forms, do you really think you can come in here, shake your boobs at me, and I will fill out forms? Puuuulllllleeeeezzzzzeeeeee!

Would it help if I shook my arse too?

As for your new purchase, I'm happy with whatever if you're happy to be on the receiving end Wink

Well, I'm off to compete in another wet t-shirt competition. I'll be wearing my sash tomorrow.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

to show i was only kidding, but im not aloud

Apropos of nothing:

Skyhook, do you like the Austin Powers movies?

edit: Hi, my fuzzy, bunny slippers. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:04 am

jose_cuervo wrote:

From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To: thefife

Subject: Re:Re:Re: I CAN NOT LIE TO U!!

point of corection, ok i did infact reply you back immediately i return from my morth bedsid on hers dethsbed so i do not no why u most insist on all of these firvolos claims of me not return ur mail.i wish u to reply me with ur contact telphn numbr so we conclude this transaction without a furthr delayed.

Quote:

From: "thefife"
To: "Jose Cuervo" <[email protected]>

Subject: Re:Re:Re: I CAN NOT LIE TO U!!

What does your mama have to do with this??

I just want to know what percentage of the population have you told about this deal. Look Cuervo, I thought this was supposed to be a super secret just between us valentine thing which I have done everything humanly possible to claim, but you keep messing things up. Just answer my questions and do as I say! I don't know how I can trust you with my heart again. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:05 am

Darling jojo:

Thank you for a lovely day of indoor games. YUM! There is nothing better than sitting at home, cozy in front of a fire, listening to the rain all day. Whoever has said you aren't romantic doesn't know you at all.

I made you another picture. You interested in staying in tonight?

@ luckey: I need more than two Valentines, but I don't have a scanner to send my handwritten appeal letter to you. Is there another way?

@ Dramaqueen: Yes, jojo's pictures have been sweet. And the siggy line. :sigh:

@ Paranoid: I am so happy for you and the Mrs. Please stop sending the PMs now.

@ Ghort: Insurance company called and left a message at the house. You forgot to pay the bill this month. They won't cover any new claims. Oh, and Mom wants to know when you are bringing Scarlett over to meet her. Good luck with that.

@ Nastiest Nurse: I know you asked to keep my panties, but I hope these will do instead:

And last, but certainly not least:

dearest Bluth!! I have missed you today! Pretty Rose

Your image is perfect for us. I do love a good sunset. :sigh: Since I spent today with jojo, tomorrow is all yours. Tell me what you would like to do. And while jojo ran the the video store, I made these just for you:

Note to all actual and potential suitors of DoraTheExplorer: Final consideration for Valentine of 2009 is now in place. Final decision will be made on Thursday, February 12th, 2009 at 6 PM CST and will be posted in the Eater Official Valentine's Day thread by 10 PM CST on that date. This will enable both Dora and her Valentine to enjoy a full day of personal romance prior to the actually Valentine's Day on February 14th, 2009. All decisions final. Send a SASE for official rules and regulations. And no whiners. Whiners are wieners.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:06 am

Ima Baeder wrote:

Lotta?? LOTTA????? Where is she? Crying or Very sad

You called?

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:10 am

Hi girlfriend!

Can all the guys have 2 valentines, if one of them is me? clapping

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Lotta!!!!

We've missed you so.

I have a very important question for you. May I please have <strike>2</strike> <strike>3</strike> <strike>4</strike> as many Valentines as I'd like, rather than committing to just one?

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:15 am

Tsnerd wrote:

Quote:

to show i was only kidding, but im not aloud

Apropos of nothing:

Skyhook, do you like the Austin Powers movies? I like any comedy

edit: Hi, my fuzzy, bunny slippers. Very Happy

"Oh lá lá bebé" .I would use a smile here but i have not got any left

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:16 am

Thanks for being selfish, Ima! Sad

You forgot to ask for me too!

I'm sorry Dora. I got caught up in my own selfishness. These men have me all flustered. -Ima

It's ok, Ima. I knew you would never really forget about me. It is your beaus; they are simply the best! (When they aren't pokey each other in the eyes!) -Dora

lotta: We have needed your loving and caring guidance here for so long. So happy to see you!! So, how many Valentines may we have?

Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:18 am

@Ima

I can't eat, I can't sleep, all I can do is pine for my sweet, lovely Valentine......

:HUGE sigh:

Je t'adore, mon amour.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 26 Jan 2009 Posts: 77

Why was my post deleted, and by whom? I proved that the linked pic was of me, but it ended up being deleted... ???

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

I proved that the linked pic was of me

Which is why I deleted it. Very Happy

And sent you the PM the first time, when you replied that you understood...and then you put it back up, removing my edit.

I'm pretty sure you understand that.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:35 am

Proto419 wrote:

Why was my post deleted, and by whom? I proved that the linked pic was of me, but it ended up being deleted... ???

at least someone PMed you no one does that for me. I would use a sad Emoticon here but im not aloud ;_)

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:35 am

And now, back to our regularly scheduled topic:

:sigh:

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:36 am

@Ima:

Voyageons ensemble dans le passé, mon amour...

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:37 am

I like to see everyone working it out. I would be in there, working real hard t impress one of the many fabulous eater ladies if I did not have such a wonderful and devoted valentine.

Now, the rest of you, avert your eyes whie I write something just for Dramaqueen:

The moon cast shadows,
on the forest floor,
and the clouds pass in wispy lace
mottled light shines through the door.

The sound of the crickets and cicadas singing
makes me think of you,
How, if a cricket was on your back
you might be screaming,
but I would protect you.

The fire is burning, al through the night,
the kettle is at a low boil,
I wish to caress you with my hands, and tender kisses,
and warm (organic) coconut oil.

You are the milk in my coffee,
the sugar and caffeine, too
There are so may things I wish I could say,
Later, I might whisper them to you

I could say more, but, perhaps I wait wait,
for the others may read these words of adoration,
In the meantime, my valentine
Your love gives me a localized tingly sensation

I could expand on that, and, again,
maybe I will,
but
not
tonight.
I think that, instead, I will weigh my words, and send them in tomorrows bright light.

Goodnight, my beloved eater valentine,
from your ever loving,
appreciative,

Doc

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:23 am

@Trixi, I was just thinking of how to make those few days comfortable. It was a bit stuffy. The bucket of cold water was also necessary.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

@Juan - not being snarky, honest. I like you, and only want Ima to be happy...:sigh and kiss, Ima: ...but, have you contemplated that the male figure in your lovey-dovey, not in French picture looks eerily like an evil puppet/mannequin creature...and that the arms hidden behind the wall could, quite conceivably, be holding a sharp knife?

Just asking, not disparaging.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:58 am

^^^
Tsk. Absolutely no understanding at all of history. But, no matter -- Ima understands. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

^^^ Yes, I do. :sigh: Merci Beaucoup, Juan.

"Quand il me prend dans les bras
Il me parle tout bas
Je vois la vie en rose"

@Snerd: Thank you for the kiss. :big sigh: Your description of Juan's picture made me laugh. Laughing

I notice Lotta still hasn't answered me about more than one Valentine. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:13 am

Nice cookies, Dora Very Happy

Now go make more Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:22 am

My sweet Kate,

I hope you dont mind,

When you were showing me that pose I took a photo of you.

I then flipped it for you and added your official title

I hope you like it, I have never made an avatar for someone before, but you are very special and it was worth it

BTW
Nothing says you love me more than having my avatar tatooed on your "R"s

Do I get a tattoo icon for that?

Edited to add a crucial word that I left out in my rush to get the rest of the photos sorted out
Edited again as I wanted it to be just right Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:32 am

Dammit, Ghort!! Like I have nothing better to do but be in the kitchen!!

Tsernd: This is the actual pic of me taken by the Nastiest Nurse when he gave me the grand tour yesterday. I found it posted on the internet. But instead of deleting my post, can you please delete NN? Thank you so much.

(Slightly NSFW)
http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp289/DoraMarquez/VD%202009/DoraInModRoom.jpg

Ima: I would never put Tsnerd's initials on a cookie. It must have been James.

Murry: Nice Very Happy

Edited: It was brought to my attention the previous picture posted was not correct. It had been airbrushed. I now have the correct picture. Thank you dear brother for bring that to my attention. Call mom. -Dora

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:33 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

32 pages of lunacy. I love it. Very Happy

Hell, it ain't over yet as the fat lady hasn't even begun to sing yet. 'taint that so JoJo? still more lunacy to go. Razz

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