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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:32 pm

What do you do when saf3imag3 and m7cms3cur3 has driven a lad to the limit.

How about this:

Quote:

We are sorry that your browser is unable to load the XXXXX application sccuessfully. Havng examined our logs we see that your browser is somewhat out of date. Please upgrade to a modern browser here:

http://members.419eater.com/~grooble/Torment/torment.html

Don't worry it's completely benign. Just a bit of dhtml.

If there's any enthusiasm I'll pretty it up, put more graphics in and make it last much longer. I also think there should be some random restarts and random errors ( we don't want the lads getting bored), And bring up a "please close all other browser windows" at least twice, we don't want them working while the update is happening...

I'd like to record how much time we have eaten up but that will require a bit of server side scripting, which I'm happy to do if there's any call for it.

It will need a bit of hosting. For obvious reasons I don't want to host it on any of my domains - they have proper whois info. My hosting won't allow me to fake it.

NN - can it go up with the premium members' tools if there's interest?