The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:48 pm

Quote:

From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To: <undisclosed recipients>
BCC: Ima Baeder, Nanny Ogg, Cathartic Kate, Dramaqueen, DoraTheExplorer, Corona, ChainYanker, Just Jane, Chibuike, Trixi, Scarlett, thefife, Mrs. So and So, lotta

Subject: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!! Date: Thu, 6 Feb 2009 03:34:47 -0800

my dearest only beloved,

as u can see attacked to my mail is picture of valentine trunk boxes,,been my inheritance as sole benificiary to my late father fortune, reply me immediat u get my mail i go send u thr latter of authenitity from SECURITY COMPANY.as soonest u contact me i make sure every of the deteil is been place to make this a sucessful transacton.

loves an kissings,
jose_cuervo

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Quote:

From: [email protected]
to: [email protected]

Subject: re: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!!
Date: Thu, 6 Feb 2009 03:36:52 -0800

I'm interested, please tell me more.

Hi my Sners. I miss you while you're at work. XOXOX

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:20 pm

/\/\/\

thank u for ur urgent reply,. pls fill out the form so that i can provided to the SECURITY COMPANY. note that ur Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process ur transaction. CONTACT INFORMATION FOR VALENTINE CARD CENTER
ur details: (1)ur Full Name: _____________ (2)ur Complete Address _______________________ (3)Name of City of Residence:________________________________ (4)Country:_____________Direct Telephone Number:_____________ (5)Mobile Number:___________________Fax Number:______________ (6)Age:______Sex:______Occupation:___________________________ (7)Working Identity Card/Int'l Passport:___________, So ur files would be updated after which i will send the remmitance information which u use in lay claim to me as ur VALENTINE PARTER for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of ur VALENTINE CARD TRUNKBOXES will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the VALENTINE CARD CENTER and we do await your responds so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure ur VALENTINE CARD TRUNKBOX CARD get to u and no other fraudstar to intercapt ur VALENTINE. Thanks and hope to read from u soon.

jose_cuervo

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:12 pm

Quote:

From: [email protected]
To: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]

Subject: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!! Date: Thu, 6 Feb 2009 03:34:47 -0800

You have my attention please...more.

Quote:

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Thu, Feb 6, 2009 at 3:14 PM
Subject: FWD: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!!
mailed-by: EaterValentineThread.com

Honeybunches I received the below message in my inbox and I just wanted to run it by you first if you think it's legit. I think he's really after my informations. I mean, who wouldn't be??

Hugs & Kisses
thefife

----------Forwarded Message-----------
From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To: <undisclosed recipients>
BCC: Ima Baeder, Nanny Ogg, Cathartic Kate, Dramaqueen, DoraTheExplorer, Corona, ChainYanker, Just Jane, Chibuike, Trixi, Scarlett, thefife, Mrs. So and So, lotta

Subject: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!! Date: Thu, 6 Feb 2009 03:34:47 -0800

my dearest only beloved,

as u can see attacked to my mail is picture of valentine trunk boxes,,been my inheritance as sole benificiary to my late father fortune, reply me immediat u get my mail i go send u thr latter of authenitity from SECURITY COMPANY.as soonest u contact me i make sure every of the deteil is been place to make this a sucessful transacton.

loves an kissings,
jose_cuervo

Quote:

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Thu, Feb 6, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Subject: FWD: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!!
mailed-by: EaterValentineThread.com

Honeybunches I received the below message in my inbox and I just wanted to run it by you first if you think it's legit. I think he's really after my informations. I mean, who wouldn't be??

Hugs & Kisses
thefife

----------Forwarded Message-----------
From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To: <undisclosed recipients>
BCC: Ima Baeder, Nanny Ogg, Cathartic Kate, Dramaqueen, DoraTheExplorer, Corona, ChainYanker, Just Jane, Chibuike, Trixi, Scarlett, thefife, Mrs. So and So, lotta

Subject: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!! Date: Thu, 6 Feb 2009 03:34:47 -0800

my dearest only beloved,

as u can see attacked to my mail is picture of valentine trunk boxes,,been my inheritance as sole benificiary to my late father fortune, reply me immediat u get my mail i go send u thr latter of authenitity from SECURITY COMPANY.as soonest u contact me i make sure every of the deteil is been place to make this a sucessful transacton.

loves an kissings,
jose_cuervo

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:18 pm

Jose.

I am confused. As I was reading your second mail another mail popped into my box from your half-brother Mr Jose GOmer instructing me to use his more sucure mail to respond to.

His claim of also possessing a dong as long as a stallion went right to my head.

Upshot is he has my particulars now, though I lied about my age and the colour of my unmentionables. (wink)

Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Quote:

From: [email protected]
to: [email protected]

Dear Josey Curvo

I don't understand about the security place you're talking about. Can you please explain what I have to do? I don't want to write to someone else at that company but I do want to help you with this.

Ima

Hi again Sners. xoxoxo

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:45 pm

@Reaper. Weak at the knees is good. But I think we can do better Wink

... so here is the next of the Agent Provocateur outfits I got for me to wear just for you:

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:45 pm

^^^

But her breasts are all pushed together. And she has on thigh highs.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

thefife wrote:

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Thu, Feb 6, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Subject: FWD: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!!
mailed-by: EaterValentineThread.com

Honeybunches I received the below message in my inbox and I just wanted to run it by you first if you think it's legit. I think he's really after my informations. I mean, who wouldn't be??

Hugs & Kisses
thefife

Beware of these EaterValentineThread.com jokers. I am conducting a complete investigation as we speak.

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

Trixi -

How did you get my picture?!?! Isn't it a major no-no to post members RL info?

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:56 pm

@PF I knew I could count on you my love Very Happy

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:02 pm

@Beckythatcher - erm... don't get me wrong. It's not that I don't believe you, it's just that I didn't say "this is a picture of Beckythatcher" did I? If you were going for anonymity then you just blew your cover yourself!

I'm guessing you weren't blessed with an overabundance of schoolin'*

*guess the reference - get a treat

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:11 pm

To which replies a Bar Patron: The Browncoats were a bunch o' cowardly, inbred pisspots, should'a been killed off o' every world spinnin'.

Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:16 pm

and I'm always lookin' for an alliance bar come U day!! Yes it's a Malcolm Reynolds quote!

and therefore Kate gets a treat!!!! Name your wickedest wish sweetie! (No sorry but you can't have Reaper. He's mine. And I don't share.)

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:29 pm

I'm new here so I forgive the eater guys for failing to notice my alluring presence and suave way with words. However, it looks like the ones I admire have already become smitten with the other ladies, so I have written an open letter to other attractive, smart and rich eater guys proving that hotness and brains CAN go hand in hand.

Dear eater guys,

Hope this email finds u in good health, I come across your Profile In The love Site (http://www.419valentine.com)
As I Have interest In u i deem it very necessary to get in touch with u for a long-lasting relationship. beside My name is Glorafilia 21yrs old female, has decent hobbies like reading and swimmimg and i desires to make long-lasting friendship with you. Do u think age, colour or distance is any bar to make such friendly relationship with you? If not, then stretch your hand to me and accept mine. If you feel like we will be friends fine,then u mail me back so that I will forward u my photos and Introduce myself to u more, So from there
we will get to know each other very well .just bear in
mind that there is only one happiness in life,to love and be loved.
I will always remain yours in love.
Big Kisess And Huggs!
Miss.. Glorafilia

PS I might be inexperienced on eater, but I have plenty of experience in... other... areas Wink

Though not necessarily in the areas you are thinking of

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:32 pm

Welcome to the thread. There will be a gentleman caller along shortly.

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:49 pm

Quote:

Name your wickedest wish sweetie!

Trix - I sincerely wish you well and much happiness with your chosen valentine.

If it were not for this bad weather in the UK my box of lad pain would be keeping my attention away from threads such as this. I have repeated previously sent mails to most of them and issued tearful apologies blaiming all manner of things quite beyond my control. Power blackouts, server problems and general communication breakdowns. Maybe the weekend will see the difficulties become less severe and my waiting vlads in particular will receive perhaps a badly scanned slip or two for their delictation.

Twisted Evil

I am however very dissapointed with the male forum members (did I call them that?) members yes but potential valentines (shakes head). Maybe I should sit this one out. Even my especially posed avatar is attracting no comments whatsoever.

Maybe bi-curious is the way to go?

Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Cathartic Kate wrote:

Maybe bi-curious is the way to go?

I think that is a smashing good idea... for the gals... except for thefife... she is mine.

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:57 pm

Thank you jojobean. I must say, your treatment of Slightly is rather admirable Wink

but I will wait for others to gain my preference before choosing my valentine.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

My dear sweet Sners:

I'm sorry I couldn't find a better version of the song: This is for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyXTYFbk4nM

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

I didn't know the rules allowed us to serenade our targets of admiration.

@thefife, here is one for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNYOea9eRPo

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:14 pm

@Sweet Kate,

With posts like that surely it will only be a day now before a male member sweeps you off your feet with sweet poetry and deserving gifts

And perhaps much sooner you will receive non flattering and poorly written woos.

Patience sweet petal of exotic plant, there are still worthy candidates who are patiently waiting for the right moment to choose the best female baitess for V day.

Well, actually one I hope will stand out more than the others, perhaps he just wishes to have all of his plans in place and show what he has to offer before attempting to lure such a female as you.

BTW, Do you prefer 1 "r" or 2 in "Cathartic" as I would love to compliment your "R"s

Edited to add a small locker room note to the other gentleishmen
Ladies, this will be of no interest to you, it will be swearing and talk of sport and favourite war movies and will only serve to bore you, please move along to the next post now

@Snerd, you know I love you like a brother and I dont want your feelings to be hurt, but did you notice the name in the heart thingy from Ima?

I think you may have some competition from another valentines thread, if you would like us to sort him out for you just say the word.

Blood, beer sport Oh, <cough> The girls are back, move along now

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:24 pm

@ murrray

I am impressed.

You are the first to notice the double R significance. You are a scholar and a gentleman.

I am to bed, admittedly with my head full of guru woo, and I will give your case the consideration it deserves.

Wiggling my R's as I go.

Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Murry: Some women like sports and war movies. Wink

Your mention of them caused me to inadvertently eavesdrop.

What name? Laughing

Almost as importantly, there's another Valentine's thread . . . and I'm missing it?? Shocked

If there is a name in there . . . it would only be of the one I am smitten with. I'll check the image again in case: Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:08 pm

It is hard to read the top, but down the bottom it says,

"Darling James be mine"

I am only presuming there is another Vday thread, if there is, we men will find it and seek out our competition.

There is just one way to get men to unite
that is to give them another group to fight

Ima, if you have purchased that heart thingy from the discount store and paid a reduced price because it had another name on it, then I might understand Confused

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