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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:48 pm |
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From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To: <undisclosed recipients>
BCC: Ima Baeder, Nanny Ogg, Cathartic Kate, Dramaqueen, DoraTheExplorer, Corona, ChainYanker, Just Jane, Chibuike, Trixi, Scarlett, thefife, Mrs. So and So, lotta
Subject: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!! Date: Thu, 6 Feb 2009 03:34:47 -0800
my dearest only beloved,
as u can see attacked to my mail is picture of valentine trunk boxes,,been my inheritance as sole benificiary to my late father fortune, reply me immediat u get my mail i go send u thr latter of authenitity from SECURITY COMPANY.as soonest u contact me i make sure every of the deteil is been place to make this a sucessful transacton.
loves an kissings,
jose_cuervo |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:01 pm |
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Hi my Sners. I miss you while you're at work. XOXOX |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:20 pm |
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thank u for ur urgent reply,. pls fill out the form so that i can provided to the SECURITY COMPANY. note that ur Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process ur transaction. CONTACT INFORMATION FOR VALENTINE CARD CENTER
ur details: (1)ur Full Name: _____________ (2)ur Complete Address _______________________ (3)Name of City of Residence:________________________________ (4)Country:_____________Direct Telephone Number:_____________ (5)Mobile Number:___________________Fax Number:______________ (6)Age:______Sex:______Occupation:___________________________ (7)Working Identity Card/Int'l Passport:___________, So ur files would be updated after which i will send the remmitance information which u use in lay claim to me as ur VALENTINE PARTER for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of ur VALENTINE CARD TRUNKBOXES will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the VALENTINE CARD CENTER and we do await your responds so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure ur VALENTINE CARD TRUNKBOX CARD get to u and no other fraudstar to intercapt ur VALENTINE. Thanks and hope to read from u soon.
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:12 pm |
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From: [email protected]
To: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
Subject: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!! Date: Thu, 6 Feb 2009 03:34:47 -0800
You have my attention please...more. |
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Thu, Feb 6, 2009 at 3:14 PM
Subject: FWD: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!!
mailed-by: EaterValentineThread.com
Honeybunches I received the below message in my inbox and I just wanted to run it by you first if you think it's legit. I think he's really after my informations. I mean, who wouldn't be??
Hugs & Kisses
thefife
----------Forwarded Message-----------
From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To: <undisclosed recipients>
BCC: Ima Baeder, Nanny Ogg, Cathartic Kate, Dramaqueen, DoraTheExplorer, Corona, ChainYanker, Just Jane, Chibuike, Trixi, Scarlett, thefife, Mrs. So and So, lotta
Subject: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!! Date: Thu, 6 Feb 2009 03:34:47 -0800
my dearest only beloved,
as u can see attacked to my mail is picture of valentine trunk boxes,,been my inheritance as sole benificiary to my late father fortune, reply me immediat u get my mail i go send u thr latter of authenitity from SECURITY COMPANY.as soonest u contact me i make sure every of the deteil is been place to make this a sucessful transacton.
loves an kissings,
jose_cuervo |
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Thu, Feb 6, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Subject: FWD: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!!
mailed-by: EaterValentineThread.com
Honeybunches I received the below message in my inbox and I just wanted to run it by you first if you think it's legit. I think he's really after my informations. I mean, who wouldn't be??
Hugs & Kisses
thefife
----------Forwarded Message-----------
From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To: <undisclosed recipients>
BCC: Ima Baeder, Nanny Ogg, Cathartic Kate, Dramaqueen, DoraTheExplorer, Corona, ChainYanker, Just Jane, Chibuike, Trixi, Scarlett, thefife, Mrs. So and So, lotta
Subject: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!! Date: Thu, 6 Feb 2009 03:34:47 -0800
my dearest only beloved,
as u can see attacked to my mail is picture of valentine trunk boxes,,been my inheritance as sole benificiary to my late father fortune, reply me immediat u get my mail i go send u thr latter of authenitity from SECURITY COMPANY.as soonest u contact me i make sure every of the deteil is been place to make this a sucessful transacton.
loves an kissings,
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_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:18 pm |
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Jose.
I am confused. As I was reading your second mail another mail popped into my box from your half-brother Mr Jose GOmer instructing me to use his more sucure mail to respond to.
His claim of also possessing a dong as long as a stallion went right to my head.
Upshot is he has my particulars now, though I lied about my age and the colour of my unmentionables. (wink)
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:20 pm |
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From: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
Dear Josey Curvo
I don't understand about the security place you're talking about. Can you please explain what I have to do? I don't want to write to someone else at that company but I do want to help you with this.
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Hi again Sners. xoxoxo |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:45 pm |
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@Reaper. Weak at the knees is good. But I think we can do better ... so here is the next of the Agent Provocateur outfits I got for me to wear just for you:
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_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:45 pm |
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^^^
But her breasts are all pushed together. And she has on thigh highs. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:52 pm |
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thefife wrote: |
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Thu, Feb 6, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Subject: FWD: UR ATTENTIONS PLS!!!
mailed-by: EaterValentineThread.com
Honeybunches I received the below message in my inbox and I just wanted to run it by you first if you think it's legit. I think he's really after my informations. I mean, who wouldn't be??
Hugs & Kisses
thefife |
Beware of these EaterValentineThread.com jokers. I am conducting a complete investigation as we speak. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
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Posted:
Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:53 pm |
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Trixi -
How did you get my picture?!?! Isn't it a major no-no to post members RL info? |
_________________ *Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
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I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Posted:
Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:56 pm |
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@PF I knew I could count on you my love |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:02 pm |
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@Beckythatcher - erm... don't get me wrong. It's not that I don't believe you, it's just that I didn't say "this is a picture of Beckythatcher" did I? If you were going for anonymity then you just blew your cover yourself!
I'm guessing you weren't blessed with an overabundance of schoolin'*
*guess the reference - get a treat |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:11 pm |
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To which replies a Bar Patron: The Browncoats were a bunch o' cowardly, inbred pisspots, should'a been killed off o' every world spinnin'.
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:16 pm |
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and I'm always lookin' for an alliance bar come U day!! Yes it's a Malcolm Reynolds quote!
and therefore Kate gets a treat!!!! Name your wickedest wish sweetie! (No sorry but you can't have Reaper. He's mine. And I don't share.) |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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Glorafilia
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Dec 2008
Posts: 29
Location: Everywhere and nowhere
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Posted:
Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:29 pm |
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I'm new here so I forgive the eater guys for failing to notice my alluring presence and suave way with words. However, it looks like the ones I admire have already become smitten with the other ladies, so I have written an open letter to other attractive, smart and rich eater guys proving that hotness and brains CAN go hand in hand.
Dear eater guys,
Hope this email finds u in good health, I come across your Profile In The love Site (http://www.419valentine.com)
As I Have interest In u i deem it very necessary to get in touch with u for a long-lasting relationship. beside My name is Glorafilia 21yrs old female, has decent hobbies like reading and swimmimg and i desires to make long-lasting friendship with you. Do u think age, colour or distance is any bar to make such friendly relationship with you? If not, then stretch your hand to me and accept mine. If you feel like we will be friends fine,then u mail me back so that I will forward u my photos and Introduce myself to u more, So from there
we will get to know each other very well .just bear in
mind that there is only one happiness in life,to love and be loved.
I will always remain yours in love.
Big Kisess And Huggs!
Miss.. Glorafilia
PS I might be inexperienced on eater, but I have plenty of experience in... other... areas
Though not necessarily in the areas you are thinking of |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:32 pm |
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Welcome to the thread. There will be a gentleman caller along shortly. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:49 pm |
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Name your wickedest wish sweetie! |
Trix - I sincerely wish you well and much happiness with your chosen valentine.
If it were not for this bad weather in the UK my box of lad pain would be keeping my attention away from threads such as this. I have repeated previously sent mails to most of them and issued tearful apologies blaiming all manner of things quite beyond my control. Power blackouts, server problems and general communication breakdowns. Maybe the weekend will see the difficulties become less severe and my waiting vlads in particular will receive perhaps a badly scanned slip or two for their delictation.
I am however very dissapointed with the male forum members (did I call them that?) members yes but potential valentines (shakes head). Maybe I should sit this one out. Even my especially posed avatar is attracting no comments whatsoever.
Maybe bi-curious is the way to go?
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:56 pm |
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Cathartic Kate wrote: |
Maybe bi-curious is the way to go? |
I think that is a smashing good idea... for the gals... except for thefife... she is mine. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Glorafilia
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Dec 2008
Posts: 29
Location: Everywhere and nowhere
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:57 pm |
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Thank you jojobean. I must say, your treatment of Slightly is rather admirable but I will wait for others to gain my preference before choosing my valentine. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:06 pm |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:11 pm |
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I didn't know the rules allowed us to serenade our targets of admiration.
@thefife, here is one for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNYOea9eRPo |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:14 pm |
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@Sweet Kate,
With posts like that surely it will only be a day now before a male member sweeps you off your feet with sweet poetry and deserving gifts
And perhaps much sooner you will receive non flattering and poorly written woos.
Patience sweet petal of exotic plant, there are still worthy candidates who are patiently waiting for the right moment to choose the best female baitess for V day.
Well, actually one I hope will stand out more than the others, perhaps he just wishes to have all of his plans in place and show what he has to offer before attempting to lure such a female as you.
BTW, Do you prefer 1 "r" or 2 in "Cathartic" as I would love to compliment your "R"s
Edited to add a small locker room note to the other gentleishmen
Ladies, this will be of no interest to you, it will be swearing and talk of sport and favourite war movies and will only serve to bore you, please move along to the next post now
@Snerd, you know I love you like a brother and I dont want your feelings to be hurt, but did you notice the name in the heart thingy from Ima?
I think you may have some competition from another valentines thread, if you would like us to sort him out for you just say the word.
Blood, beer sport Oh, <cough> The girls are back, move along now |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph.
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:24 pm |
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@ murrray
I am impressed.
You are the first to notice the double R significance. You are a scholar and a gentleman.
I am to bed, admittedly with my head full of guru woo, and I will give your case the consideration it deserves.
Wiggling my R's as I go.
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:52 pm |
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@Murry: Some women like sports and war movies. Your mention of them caused me to inadvertently eavesdrop.
What name? Almost as importantly, there's another Valentine's thread . . . and I'm missing it??
If there is a name in there . . . it would only be of the one I am smitten with. I'll check the image again in case:
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Posted:
Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:08 pm |
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It is hard to read the top, but down the bottom it says,
"Darling James be mine"
I am only presuming there is another Vday thread, if there is, we men will find it and seek out our competition.
There is just one way to get men to unite
that is to give them another group to fight
Ima, if you have purchased that heart thingy from the discount store and paid a reduced price because it had another name on it, then I might understand |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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