The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

jose_cuervo wrote:

*scuffs foot* I haven't had a single offer from any of the eater ladies. Sad

Silly Jose, the boys are supposed to chase the girls. Laughing

(By the way, Dora, please note in Jojo's earlier post that he doesn't intend on asking you to be his Valentine, but instead wooing you into asking him. Don't fall for it. Make him ask.) Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:16 pm

Bollocks! That was the old Jojo. Ima, don't go putting nasty thoughts about me into her head. Man, a woman scorned. Dora, if you ask I will promise to be faithful and such.

I am a bit hesitant to even post this as I want people to still try to make the avatars. But, I am pretty sure that this avatar is going to take the cake.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:08 pm

@ JMR My heart is pumping kool-aid love.

@PF I love your sense of adventure! You are giving my grand poobah puppet master some serious competition.

Keep it up boys! Cool

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^^^My heart be still, my princess speaks.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:16 pm

@ jojohasbean

Love the avatar. The pigeon legs are the best I have ever seen.

Laughing

Just out of curiosity, who is it?

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:20 pm

Who is it? It's the lovely Dora The Explorer. Sheesh.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^^^ Why don't you have a seat right over there JoJo?

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:29 pm

Jojo's picture rocks the house Very Happy

I'm rooting for you my man.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:31 pm

@Ghost
Glad to have your blessing dear sir.

@PF
Hey, I know she said she was 15 but I SWEAR I could tell she was 18. These toys and candies are mine, I bring them with me everywhere.

Here is my heart Dora.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:32 pm

LMAO @ PF

ETA from what I hear, the candy probably is jojo's.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:45 pm

She got a tattoo for the champion

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:48 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Silly Jose, the boys are supposed to chase the girls. Laughing

I've never heard of such nonsense! Shocked

Maybe I should go post that in the "Un-humbly" thread?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Fifey -- I failed to ask you which car you wanted to take on our scenic drive from Geneva to the Loire Valley in France for our dinner at my Chateau.

Since you have such a strong preference for Mercedes, I thought we should take the Merc Grosser 600 -- a car known for carrying dictators and megalomaniacs worldwide:

We will leave from my modest home on Lake Geneva

Along our drive, I've requested that any unsightly peasant homes within our view be razed so as not to depress you.

We should be arriving late afternoon in time for you to change for our light dinner and costume ball.

Once again, I've taken the liberty of picking out your attire:

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Step off JMR, she is mine.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:59 pm

^^ Oh my grand poobear that is all quite enchanting. Any car fit for dictators & megalomaniacs sounds perfect for us. All I ask is that you pimp it so it goes super fast. How did you know I love period gowns?

ETA @ PF no one's stoping you from wooing me properly...

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:01 pm

Razor, with all that French talk you sound, how you say, douchie?

Dang Fife, way to crack on my weight. It's a glandular problem!

And I like the tramp stamp that lil' Miss Dora got.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:06 pm

JMR ignore jojo. I don't want you falling under his influence & start thinking pornos & cheap beer are the way to a woman's heart.

@jojo I wasn't cracking on your weight honest! I was just joining in your defense that you weren't trying to woo the underaged among us. Embarassed

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

thefife wrote:

PF no one's stoping you from wooing me properly...

And properly wooed you shall be.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:27 pm

Show me whatcha got. Don't be shy. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

(that's aimed at PF, my dear -- not you -- I just find it a tad trite that he is all of the sudden mustering the energy to actually do something other make snarky comments)

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:39 pm

jojobean wrote:

I like the tramp stamp that lil' Miss Dora got.

Dora,

I'd think twice before taking up with a man who would refer to your lovely tattoo as a "tramp stamp." What kind of language is that? It's certainly no way to talk about a woman you are trying to woo!

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:53 pm

^^^that's okay, he has my blessings. Besides, when a man says it, it's a term of endearment.

@jojo -you better step things up a notch. Caught her wearing this

Unless you're the Star Wars fan she got it for. I told her she was missing part of the costume but she said no. Then mumbled something about a banana and mojo.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:12 pm

Chibuike, Chibuike
The love we have is spooky
You make me feel like a man
The way no other woman can
You toss me up and throw me down
When we make love you don’t mess around
No one else makes me feel this way
Especially when we take a roll in the hay
Many women have tried and many have failed
Nothing else feels like when I have you impaled
I love when you smile so big and wide
And tell me “big boy, come inside”
I so glad it cost me no coin
To snuggle up next to your lovely loin
Jojo is fat
The squirrel is an ass hat
Neither of them will ever know why we feel this way
So to you my love, I say
Happy Valentines Day!

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

thefife wrote:

Show me whatcha got. Don't be shy. Wink

I am working on it, you will not be disappointed my lady.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:30 pm

^^ The last time I heard that I was sorely disappointed. Crying or Very sad

I hope things will be different w/ you PF.

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