The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:53 pm

What a surprise! I really am blushing! Embarassed

Another admirer? I am overwhelmed.

I am honored that you have chosen to me to be the object of your affection, jojo. I hope you have decided to woo me for more than just the challenge. I do like that you have said you won't make it a smear campaign. That would make me sad. I hope that my other admirers will join you on the high-road.

I noticed this today:

Bluth in another thread wrote:

@Jeff, everything the lovely and fabulous Dora said is correct.

Very nice. Woo'ing outside of the Valentine's thread. Extra points. Very Happy

I think dear Pastor Frank has maybe decided to end his pursuit. I haven't seen anymore woo'ing since his initial declaration. Maybe he has found another who has caught his eye?

jojo, you mentioned the crazy squirrel in your post. I am not sure he was trying to woo me. It seems like he has made an open invitation to all eater ladies. However, if he was trying to get my attention, he has it and I must take his pursuit seriously also.

Tell me, jojo, do you like to dance? It is so important to me. I know Bluth is going to dance with me on Sunday. I hope this is something you enjoy.

I look forward to your posts and will give all honest consideration. I am thrilled to have admirers who care enough to woo me and I promise not be fickle. I believe we will have a fun few weeks.

However, I do have something to ask. And this is for anyone interested. I do need a new Dora avatar; one just for Valentine's Day. I would love it if someone could make me a new one. The one I am currently sporting was made for me by someone very special and I am in his debt. I am sure I will feel the same way towards the person that makes me a new one. Wink

N.B. I was writing this just now and as I went to post it, I see that you and Pastor Frank are now battling it out with pics of each other. And I thought you said no smearing! Both of you, please be nice. It really doesn't impress me.

But the cupcakes do! YUM!! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:41 pm

Oh, Bawlsie, you still like me! My heart is a flutter. I took some of my lottery winnings and bought myself a new car.

And, I didn't forget you either......I bought you a used camper. I do hope you enjoy it.

Hogs and kisses,

Chi

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

I think dear Pastor Frank has maybe decided to end his pursuit.

I have had a lack of interweb connection. Apparently there is no WiFi accessibility inside the dumpster, across from your house.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:03 pm

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

Tell me, jojo, do you like to dance? It is so important to me. I know Bluth is going to dance with me on Sunday. I hope this is something you enjoy.

Do I dance? How's this?

And Pastor Frank, I must say that I am really and truly sorry if I slandered you in any way. That is not how I roll. I just wanted to apologize because I am a man who can admit when he is wrong.

Alright, I am off to help out widows and orphans now.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:08 pm

Oh it's that time of the year again is it? I want JMR, he's always got the most demented avatars. Ahhhh, my sweetheart <3 <3 <3 Unless Simba is back, I'm a sucker for the mane & he's so romantic.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Change of plan! Thefife is back in the house and I want to officially start to woo her. Sorry Dora, you were too young for me anyway.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:15 pm

^^ MUHAHAHAHAHA I know that's right! Cool

Let the wooing begin...

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:33 pm

Oh my dear sweet Chibuike!
I am so glad you came back to me.
The others have no idea how much fun we had last year.

I bought a chopper so we can ride off into the sunset.

I also took this pic of my wiener.

I got real lucky and found a nice motor home. We can tour the countryside and try to "make it" in all the lower 48 states.

You have once again made me the happiest man on earth!

Let the love fest begin.........................

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

thefife wrote:

Let the wooing begin

I got you a gift dear, it should arrive soon. Please be my Valentine. Very Happy

Suck it JoJo.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:00 am

To Scarlett:

I a so flattered Embarassed

No one has ever noticed me before

I don't know though....I'm so vulnerable right now....Ima....she just got done ripping my heart out... stomped on it....poured salt on it...stomped on it some more....gave it to TS....who hit it with a bat.

Scarlett you are very kind and you deserve no less than all of me....I don't know though....you are very beautify indeed....but I don't want to get hurt again. I'm scared... to love again, I guess. I'm not saying no, I'm saying I don't know....

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:01 am

A gift you say? I do like the sound of that. Very Happy

You're off to a good start PF!

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:13 am

Ghost wrote:

To Scarlett:

I a so flattered Embarassed

No one has ever noticed me before

I don't know though....I'm so vulnerable right now....Ima....she just got done ripping my heart out... stomped on it....poured salt on it...stomped on it some more....gave it to TS....who hit it with a bat.

Scarlett you are very kind and you deserve no less than all of me....I don't know though....you are very beautify indeed....but I don't want to get hurt again. I'm scared... to love again, I guess. I'm not saying no, I'm saying I don't know....

I have never heard such a pussified response in all my life. Grow a set man! They like it when you show them who rules the roost, right Chi?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

who hit it with a bat.

Well, I doubt that I would do that, Ghost...I'd probably get rabies...or piss off the militant, flying rodent activists, B.A.R.,T*. ...and Ima is far too caring, sensitive and sweet to do that to you; she wouldn't even let me be mildly smug, let alone gloat.

edit:

* Bats 'Ave Rights, Too

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Harry you make me laugh so hard. Laughing

Please be nice to Ghost he has been jilted by one and admired by another.
He's confused and sensitive at the moment.

I hope he accepts Scarlett or she may pick another.
Tick Tock Ghost.........
Someone else may come and try to claim your pretty lady.
She's a keeper.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:32 am

Quote:

I have never heard such a pussified response in all my life

HB my man, you are ruining my play, that was for the ladies to read. Go about your business.

@TS- so your that "Ted" guy I keep hearing about Confused

You're not all that and a bag of chips. I don't know why Ima wanted to have you over for dinner. Some kind of French dish...some kind of manage a trois...no...menage...I don't remember. Anyway, things weren't the same between after I said I wasn't hungry.

@DQ -love has no concept of time. It is timeless.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:40 am

the good Pastor wrote:

Sorry Dora, you were too young for me anyway.

Ahh, such is life. The heart wants what it wants. Go forth, PF, and enjoy the holiday with thefife. I wish you both every happiness. Very Happy

I was going to post that I believed Ghost should try harder to woo Ima. Though she had stated her choice earlier, she might be persuaded to change her mind. But that seems not to be the case. And now, wonderful Scarlett has boldly announced her interest in one of the sweetest men on Eater. Ghort, don't wait too long, pining over another. Miss Scarlett deserves to be woo'd and you are just the man to do it!

And to jojo: We will have to work on the dancing. Thanks for apologizing to Pastor Frank. Very nice. Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

This space for a reply...as soon as I finish help bringing in the groceries.

Edit: Nevermind, I forgot what I was going to say, and am pleasantly distracted. Embarassed

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:56 am

Tsnerd above ^^ wrote:

This space for a reply...as soon as I finish help bringing in the groceries.

I just had to post this for future reference. Way too funny!! Laughing

I didn't know this was the way to save a place in a thread. But it is obviously mod-approved.

Very Happy

Quote:

But it is obviously mod-approved.

Not really....if the PTB's caught me doing that, I'd be cleaning Pimms slop for a month. Shhh...don't say anything. TS

luckey did it too, in the post below. But I can keep a secret. How much is it worth to you? Dora

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:01 am

This space saved for a reply. Just as soon as I figure out who to swoon over, or who to draw out of the shadows of secret admirerdom.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:12 am

I'm looking at buying matching pistols for myself and JustJane. Nothing tells a woman you love and trust her quite like giving her a weapon she can kill you with.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Harry: You amuse me. You belittle the men who know how to woo properly. It takes a much more confident and manly man to be able to do so than it does to post crass pictures. Wink

Chicken.

@Ghost: Crying or Very sad

I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt, but I think you're getting a bit carried away with the ripping your heart out description. Crying or Very sad

It's Lotta's fault; she never replied to my request to have two Valentines.

Oooh, Luckey's here jump_4_joy

umm. . . nevermind. (I'm sure Lotta would never let me have three Valentines).

My sweet Sners, I missed you while you were at work today. Luckily, I have a saved picture of you.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:42 am

Pastor Frank and thefife?
PF, are you sure you know what you are doing? I'm still in shock whenever I think back to the time I became involved with thefife in the Eater Valentine's Day thread. To make a long story short, thefife arrived late, she wouldn't take the chicken out of the oven, started a kitchen fire, set off the smoke alarm, and left me hanging upside down and naked in chains on the wall. She then let the firemen in, who saw me there and did nothing. Then they all drank up my booze, and left my house a mess.
She's a wonderful girl and a fine baiter for 364 days of the year, but on Valentine's Day, it's like a switch goes off. All her sweetness and bright shiny lights go dark, and she turns into a monster. I know you are older and wiser than I am, PF, but I think you should pray hard about your decision and pray even harder if she says, "Yes!" and you win her. I'd just hate for anything bad to happen to you, because you are such a fine man and outstanding member here.

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:54 am

I'd forgotten how frought with peril is the Eater Valentines event. Some people will have emotionall scar tissue from this, I tell you. Not Harry, though. Harry has a thivk hide that extened all the way into where other people keep their hearts.

Oh, and I am sooooo lucky to have a devotee as wonderful as Dramaqueen.....

Dramaqueen, thank you for selecting me. I am truly blessed, and you, my dear, are a true blessing.

>sigh<

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:05 am

A paen of love for Gytha Ogg

O Gytha at thy window be,
It is the wish'd, the trysted hour!
Those smiles and glances let me see,
That make the miser's treasure poor
How blythely wad I bide the stour
A weary slave frae sun to sun,
Could I the rich reward secure
The lovely Gytha Ogg

Yestreen, when to the trembling string
The dance gaed thro' the lighted ha',
to thee my fancy took its wing,
I sat, but neither heard nor saw:
Tho this was fair, and that was braw,
and yon the toast of a' the town,
I sigh'd, and said amang them a',
Ye arena Gytha Ogg

O Gytha, canst thou wreck his peace,
Wha for thy sake wad gladly die?
Or canst thou break that heart of his
whase only faut is loving thee
If love for thou wiltna gie
At least be pity to me shown
A thought ungentle cannot be
The thought of Gytha Ogg

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:18 am

I have a manly respect for Doc's baiting skills and for the complete and utter insanity of his characters. I stood up and counted myself as his One Devotee, when all the rest of you ignored him and cast him by the wayside. I'm choked up by DramaQueen's ultimate devotion and the poignancy of her well chosen words of love. Smile

I therefore stand aside, and I will pass the golden badge of honor that I have so proudly worn on my lapel since that day. I will bow with respect to DramaQueen's greater love as I pass it to her, and I will become Second Fiddle. For a man's respect can never stand up to a woman's love. Cool

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