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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:33 pm

Got this horrible looking thing in my catcher account before. Green and red if my slightly colourblind eyes aren't deceiving me, very christmassy.

Anyone have any more examples aesthetically unpleasing lad emails?
And of course, I will have this lad try many different colour schemes when I over-exaggerate my colour blindness.

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:56 pm

I have a big screen and now wish I hadn't.

Rolling Eyes

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Posts: 28

It's one of those magic emails, the kind you can still see when you close your eys ! Shocked

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:11 am

Write back using yellow on lime green, in 70pt typeface preferably old english

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Posts: 7

I got that exact same mail the other day!!

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:59 am

write back using very small font

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:48 am

UGH! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:53 am

I baited using "justify Right" one time. I liked it, the lad just carried on as if nothing was different. Kind of upset me. Evil or Very Mad

I have also used different font sizes and that doesn't seem to change anything for them. I am sure that they are used to it all.

My eyes are still aching from that color combination. Cool

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 Jul 2008 Posts: 3

I think that means:

I saw your profile in this site and it interests me - unless you're colourblind, in which case there's nothing to see here... move along now...

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:00 pm

If you turn it sideways, it looks like they are shooting you the finger

Plus, I seriously cant get that hideous thing out of my head! Kinda like when you were 13 and you thought of Aunt Lois naked....it scars the brain matter for awhile banghead

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:09 am

That is so AWFUL, I'd be tempted to send them an mp3 selection from this site: The Horrible Noise Webpage! Laughing

http://www.superhappyfunland.com/horrible_noise_mp3s.htm

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:23 am

This was a lot worse that it looks in the attached image... orange Comic Sans MS on a purple background.

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

I went through a phase of writing to my lad in code ("for security reasons"). Very Happy

I created my own spreadsheet to code/decode the messages, but he had to do it manually. Twisted Evil

The spreadsheet I created coded one letter of my message per row. At first I thought about how best to combine these hundreds (or in many cases thousands) of rows into normal text. But then I thought "why bother?", and simply pasted the coded message as a single multi-row column (ie one letter per line) and e-mailed it to the lad. Some of the messages must have been the length of a football pitch. I always hoped that he was dumb enough to print them out before decoding them but I never found out. Either way it felt good and was more hassle for him, even if he was smart enough to cut and paste it into Word and remove the line breaks (which I doubt).