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fashmo
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:16 am |
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This must be madness
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7860869.stm
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A digital book, re-telling the classic story, was rejected by judges who warned that "the use of pigs raises cultural issues". |
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including Humpty Dumpty's serious head injury. |
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irishemigrant
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:19 am |
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Not as bad as here a few years ago, *The Little Red Hen* story was pulled from libraries and playschool/kindergartens/ because it didn't teach children to share
Socialistic sock and sandal wearing PC freaks |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:33 am |
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Did you hear the latest one?
What shall we do with the Drunken Sailor? has been modified to What shall we do with the Grumpy Pirate?
I think we may know where Shiver has been hiding out. Playschool (that's Kindergarten for US bods).
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:43 am |
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^That's what this one is?^
Words can't describe the sheer amount of /facepalm needed here. (EDIT:- the /facepalm is for the story, not about you Trixi |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:47 am |
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I'm not making this up - seriously!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7860869.stm
Edit :Bugger didn't follow link on original post. Oops! Just read quotes and have realised that it's the same link. Surprised that "Grumpy Pirate" didn't make anyone else react though. Hey Ho. |
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Newdonym
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Joined: 19 Jan 2008
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:48 am |
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No seriously, that's the same link and story as the OP.
EDIT: Also, the little red hen is all about sharing. You share the workload and then share the profit. That's the moral isn't it? Don't be so damn lazy, help the chick out and you might get a "reward".
EDIT 2: grumpy pirate made me react with a /facepalm.
EDIT 3: When did it become 4:00am? Grr, I have an early morning too. Sleep time. |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:52 am |
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Bit slow me. But I got there in the end. It is 3:53 AM here so I think I should be excused for being temporarily Blonde. |
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Reaper
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:02 am |
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@New, I doubt even Picard can fulfil it.
Playschool in Australia is hilarious. Instead of PCness' they have political satire. Quite a few years ago the former PM John Howard complained about the "two mothers' wooden spoon family. So Playschool did this family:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-_Zk36b99g&feature=related
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A SKYHOOK
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:55 am |
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While new terms have been agreed upon, Nine drew the line at increasing Humphrey’s clothing allowance for pants to match his vest. |
i wonder when the national parks and wild life are going to start putting pants on all the bears in the woods
If you go out in the woods today your in for a big surprise
dady whats that ? dont look johny there R rated photo,s of Winnie the Pooh.s big cousin
http://www.humphreybbear.com/popup_album7.html |
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Craig007
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:30 pm |
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Not about nursery rhymes, but apparently it isn't a blackboard anymore, it's a chalkboard. A whiteboard isn't called a pen board though.
I'm sure my opinion on such things has been stated on many occasions, but it'll do no harm to say it again. Those PC, liberal, everyone is equal, socialist bastards should shut up and climb into their nuclear bunkers. |
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irishemigrant
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:31 pm |
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^^ Reading craig is like listening to his avatar. Are they the same person in RL? |
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Nanny Ogg
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:33 pm |
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^Nah
not unless they've moved Chipping Norton
Craig is probably od- ing on Frankie Boyle dvds
Oh you see how Asda now has warning labels " may contain milk"
on its MILK!! |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:17 pm |
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Newdonym wrote: |
Words can't describe the sheer amount of /facepalm needed here. |
How 'bout this little guy?: |
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Catcher In The Lie
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:37 am |
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*The Little Red Hen* story was pulled from libraries and playschool/kindergartens/ because it didn't teach children to share |
Ahh.....That was one of my favorite stories as a child. But we're not supposed to teach our children to 'share' responsibility are we!
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Not about nursery rhymes, but apparently it isn't a blackboard anymore, it's a chalkboard. |
Of course! Sometime around the 60's or 70's, a popular series of books called The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew (in the U.S) yielded to PC'ness and removed the extremely offensive words 'dark and swarthy looking' from the text. The reason? It was stereotyping the 'bad guys'. And then there's Little Black Sambo..... And then there's......
oh wait, never mind. Just got a paper cut at work and have to call my attorney. |
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Titania
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:18 am |
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In the late 50s or early 60s, Stan Freberg did a skit on his radio show called "Elderly Man River." It's hilarious. |
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Craig007
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:17 am |
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I'm not OD'ING on anything, it just so happens that these famous and highly intelligent people happen to relfect my own opinions!
Dairy MILK chocolate also has that warning, which is ridiculous because there are two glasses of milk on the wrapper art! |
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Newdonym
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:36 pm |
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Soya milk isn't dairy. /devils advocate. |
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MeridianAlicante
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:40 am |
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Nanny Ogg wrote: |
Oh you see how Asda now has warning labels " may contain milk"
on its MILK!! |
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This is nearly as bad the sea-kittens, for breaking my brain.
Who honestly needs warned that milk has milk in it?
Really?
Anyone?
I think I'm going to go and hide now, because world implosion has to be close. |
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A SKYHOOK
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:50 am |
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I with you MeridianAlicante.
I would like to know What does not give you cancer. |
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We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Trixi
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:57 pm |
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Edit: Go to bed, Trixi. |
I did but you weren't there so I got up again.
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"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:16 pm |
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well im still up for tricks trix,s you trixi |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Trixi
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:19 pm |
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It's a long line and not everyone makes it to the front.
Of course some have a special pass which mean they don't have to wait at all. But you'll have to do something fairly spectacular to get one of those. Like send someone to Abeche for instance. |
_________________ "<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner
"<i>The FBI man stil believes that no body was hacked</i>", "<i>Ididnt mean to orger you around, please do not be anoid we are not fighting</i>" - DHL Nigeria guyman
"<i>Sorry if I sounded hash</i>" - the undercover FBI guy in London's newest suburb Lagos.
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:23 pm |
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work in progress as we speak. i am typing on the shuttle flight to arrange |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Roycropper
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:27 pm |
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Ho hum, this isn't the post whore thread, you'll find that somewhere else. If we're all done railing about political correctness, which is where we started, this thread has served its purpose, ie wound up craig007. |
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