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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:11 pm |
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Okay, it's only two weeks away. I need to give the people a chance to fight over me. And, since I am already getting PMs from certain members asking for my affection, I figured we should have this thread to allow others to do the same.
Here are list of the people who have been messaging me thus far:
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Mod edit: List too long and it is causing forum blowout. Oh, and you said that you would not mention me in public! ~Ima |
This is not a PWT. Those who have been around know that this is serious business. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:16 pm |
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Didn't last year's winner have to spend the evening filing down the various corns and warts on your feet? |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:23 pm |
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You say "have to" as if Ima, PRSGG and several others who I cannot be arsed to name didn't enjoy it. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:32 pm |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:32 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
You say "have to" as if Ima, PRSGG and several others who I cannot be arsed to name didn't enjoy it. |
Well, I should have clarified. It wasn't the filing that was the problem. It was your excessive flatulance that was distracting.
That, and your false teeth resting in a glass on the table nearby. |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:36 pm |
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If I was a chick (and not even a hot chick) I'd rather drink a glass of my own cold vomit than spend Valentines with Jojo. Shit. I'd drink Prof's.
By the way. The only reason they had to file his feet is that he's such a fat bastard he can't bend over to sort them out himself. Last time he saw either of them was in 1986. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:38 pm |
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Jojo, you're telling stories again. You never asked me to be your Valentine last year. (And I don't do mod edits in green )
For reference, here's Lotta's opening post from last year's Valentine's thread:
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Here's how it works. You ask/persuade another member to be your valentine in this thread, and they let you know if they accept.
Read this thread for guidance:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=33320
This should be lots of fun for the ladies as the men always out number us. let the squabbling begin. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:41 pm |
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What colour do you do mod edits in? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:42 pm |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:47 pm |
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(Mod edit: there's no need for a full requote of the post above -- we can see it there ^^^^. - JF)
Any way you can call JoJo, and read the rules? I fear that JoJo has gone blind due to excessive masturbation. |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:18 pm |
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I am going to get my bid in early this year... |
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:34 pm |
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I am willing to be won over by chocolates and gifts of Doc Martens
Some new bristles for my broom wouldn't come amiss
I am a busty, wealthy, redhead with a family who will soon be moving out to their own places, having grown tired of my sumptious waterside mansion with its obliging servants.
I always eat my broccoli
I like reading, listening to music drinking fine wines from my large collection in the cellar and am a member of 419eater |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:04 pm |
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Nanny sweetheart, I always consider you my best and most successful Highland baiter and haggis botherer, but have to point out that perhaps your extremely costly, rich, luxurious, or magnificent residence is more than likely sumptuous rather than a sumptious.
I appreciate the great Mr Burns often mangled and indeed over mangled his words but am sincere and I have always held Scotchland and the Scotch people in very high esteem.
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:09 pm |
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OK ladies, hot ones line up on the left, not so hot on the right. I will let you know next Friday who is the lucky one that gets to spend Valentines Day with me. |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:12 pm |
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(Mod edit: there's no need for a full requote of the post above -- we can see it there ^^^^. - JF)
JoJo's free. That is if you like ladies with enormous bottoms, blind from mindless masturbation, false teeth, and a farting disorder.
Not to mention the warts and corns thing on her feet. |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:26 pm |
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@ Cathartic Kate
no wonder I have 2 dyslexic kids!
Or it could be the Scotch ( Islay malt available at present )
And I may point out that i dont quite qualify as living in the Highland
High life maybe
But on a quantum level to any of us touch, feel or interact with the space around us
@ Harry you've got me worried
I'm so far to the left I may end up on the right |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:05 am |
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Well, I've been looking for a heart for years....That must be why my lads call me heartless |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:07 am |
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You know why this thread isn't popular yet, because jojo started it. With the wonderful Lotta you would have expected the thread to be 3 pages in less than a day. |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:19 am |
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It's my birthday, so I hope to get lucky. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:18 pm |
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@ Harry Bawls.
Is that your left or our left?
ps Your last PM was so hot it set off the sprinkler system.
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_________________ Give the lads some extra pain with your own IT admin from hell - visit toolkits for Grooble Gambit
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:29 pm |
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Those who have been around know that this is serious business. |
If you find a box of dirt on your doorstep, you'll know why. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:09 pm |
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Cathartic Kate wrote: |
@ Harry Bawls. Is that your left or our left? |
It's MY left. But, don't worry you and the thirty two women who have contacted me so far are on the "hot" list, so it doesn't matter where you line up. I will make room for all of you. I am in the process of sorting who will get to go first.
By the way, I am sending you an even hotter pic. View with caution.......... |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:18 pm |
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I have a crush on someone I have admired since I first joined Eater.
Im sure I am a total unknown to him but I would love to be his "devotee".....Since his tag says he has none. I doubt this is true.
The masterful way he runs lads all over just rings my bell and makes me laugh.... Not to mention his impressive collection of flags in his siggy line.
What a big siggy he has.
Im sure he will be snatched up fast since he is so impressive.
I dare not say his name out loud for fear of wrath from the other ladies.
I hope he will do me the honor of being my Valentine.
If he even knows who I am . He is always so busy making the world a better place. I may have to just admire him from a far **sigh**..... |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:37 pm |
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My date from last year has left now, and no-one else could possibly measure up so I'll just pine in the corner. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:00 pm |
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Reaper wrote: |
You know why this thread isn't popular yet, because jojo started it. With the wonderful Lotta you would have expected the thread to be 3 pages in less than a day. |
Reaper, the ladies are just intimidated and scared of getting hurt (emotionally, not physically jerks) by me. My PM box is full from tons of people asking my hand for V-Day.
I figured this time I am going to shoot for one of the newer members. After I talked with my relationship consultant last night, I was told that I should pick someone who has not been around here too long, so I can start with a clean slate.
Anyone have any recommendations? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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