The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:11 pm

Okay, it's only two weeks away. I need to give the people a chance to fight over me. And, since I am already getting PMs from certain members asking for my affection, I figured we should have this thread to allow others to do the same.

Here are list of the people who have been messaging me thus far:

Quote:

Mod edit: List too long and it is causing forum blowout. Oh, and you said that you would not mention me in public! ~Ima

This is not a PWT. Those who have been around know that this is serious business.

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Didn't last year's winner have to spend the evening filing down the various corns and warts on your feet?

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:23 pm

You say "have to" as if Ima, PRSGG and several others who I cannot be arsed to name didn't enjoy it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Tastysnack wrote:

filing down the various corns and warts on your feet?

Yeah, and he didn't provide a file, he made them use their teeth to do it, the sick bastard Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

jojobean wrote:

You say "have to" as if Ima, PRSGG and several others who I cannot be arsed to name didn't enjoy it.

Well, I should have clarified. It wasn't the filing that was the problem. It was your excessive flatulance that was distracting.

That, and your false teeth resting in a glass on the table nearby.

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:36 pm

If I was a chick (and not even a hot chick) I'd rather drink a glass of my own cold vomit than spend Valentines with Jojo. Shit. I'd drink Prof's.

By the way. The only reason they had to file his feet is that he's such a fat bastard he can't bend over to sort them out himself. Last time he saw either of them was in 1986.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Jojo, you're telling stories again. You never asked me to be your Valentine last year. Rolling Eyes

(And I don't do mod edits in green Wink

)

For reference, here's Lotta's opening post from last year's Valentine's thread:

lotta wrote:

Here's how it works. You ask/persuade another member to be your valentine in this thread, and they let you know if they accept.

Read this thread for guidance:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=33320

This should be lots of fun for the ladies as the men always out number us. let the squabbling begin. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:41 pm

What colour do you do mod edits in?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

You're clearly not paying enough attention to me if you have to ask. Wink

Also for reference on the rules of this game, last year's thread: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129230&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

(Mod edit: there's no need for a full requote of the post above -- we can see it there ^^^^. - JF) Wink

Any way you can call JoJo, and read the rules? I fear that JoJo has gone blind due to excessive masturbation.

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:18 pm

I am going to get my bid in early this year...

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

I am willing to be won over by chocolates and gifts of Doc Martens
Some new bristles for my broom wouldn't come amiss

I am a busty, wealthy, redhead with a family who will soon be moving out to their own places, having grown tired of my sumptious waterside mansion with its obliging servants.
I always eat my broccoli
I like reading, listening to music drinking fine wines from my large collection in the cellar and am a member of 419eater

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:04 pm

Nanny sweetheart, I always consider you my best and most successful Highland baiter and haggis botherer, but have to point out that perhaps your extremely costly, rich, luxurious, or magnificent residence is more than likely sumptuous rather than a sumptious.

Wink

I appreciate the great Mr Burns often mangled and indeed over mangled his words but am sincere and I have always held Scotchland and the Scotch people in very high esteem.

Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:09 pm

OK ladies, hot ones line up on the left, not so hot on the right. I will let you know next Friday who is the lucky one that gets to spend Valentines Day with me.

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

(Mod edit: there's no need for a full requote of the post above -- we can see it there ^^^^. - JF) Wink

JoJo's free. That is if you like ladies with enormous bottoms, blind from mindless masturbation, false teeth, and a farting disorder.

Not to mention the warts and corns thing on her feet.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

@ Cathartic Kate
no wonder I have 2 dyslexic kids!
Or it could be the Scotch ( Islay malt available at present )
And I may point out that i dont quite qualify as living in the Highland
High life maybe Wink

But on a quantum level to any of us touch, feel or interact with the space around us

@ Harry you've got me worried
I'm so far to the left I may end up on the right

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:05 am

Well, I've been looking for a heart for years....That must be why my lads call me heartless Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:07 am

You know why this thread isn't popular yet, because jojo started it. With the wonderful Lotta you would have expected the thread to be 3 pages in less than a day.

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:19 am

It's my birthday, so I hope to get lucky.

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:18 pm

@ Harry Bawls.

Is that your left or our left?

ps Your last PM was so hot it set off the sprinkler system.

Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

Those who have been around know that this is serious business.

If you find a box of dirt on your doorstep, you'll know why. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:09 pm

Cathartic Kate wrote:

@ Harry Bawls. Is that your left or our left?

It's MY left. But, don't worry you and the thirty two women who have contacted me so far are on the "hot" list, so it doesn't matter where you line up. I will make room for all of you. I am in the process of sorting who will get to go first.

By the way, I am sending you an even hotter pic. View with caution..........

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

I have a crush on someone I have admired since I first joined Eater.

Im sure I am a total unknown to him but I would love to be his "devotee".....Since his tag says he has none. I doubt this is true.

The masterful way he runs lads all over just rings my bell and makes me laugh.... Not to mention his impressive collection of flags in his siggy line.
What a big siggy he has.

Im sure he will be snatched up fast since he is so impressive.
I dare not say his name out loud for fear of wrath from the other ladies.

I hope he will do me the honor of being my Valentine.
If he even knows who I am Sad

. He is always so busy making the world a better place. I may have to just admire him from a far **sigh**.....

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:37 pm

My date from last year has left now, and no-one else could possibly measure up so I'll just pine in the corner. Sad

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:00 pm

Reaper wrote:

You know why this thread isn't popular yet, because jojo started it. With the wonderful Lotta you would have expected the thread to be 3 pages in less than a day.

Reaper, the ladies are just intimidated and scared of getting hurt (emotionally, not physically jerks) by me. My PM box is full from tons of people asking my hand for V-Day.

I figured this time I am going to shoot for one of the newer members. After I talked with my relationship consultant last night, I was told that I should pick someone who has not been around here too long, so I can start with a clean slate.

Anyone have any recommendations?

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