My first trophy bait

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 02 Dec 2008 Posts: 518

After trying a few stra1ght-baits, I dec1ded to try to score a trophy from a lad. Th1s time I want him to fill out a form, since it looks like it is the easiest to achieve. This bait actually started as an attempted insult bait.

I pose as N@th@n 5t0ne. My emails will be written in normal text.
My lad is R1ch@rd J0hn50n. His emails will be written in italics.

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear Sir

I received an email from you recently, in which I was urged to agree to a business relationship with you. I realize that this reply is late, but I hereby accept your offer and I will be sending you the 1500 GBP transactional fee as you requested. For my details, I would like to refer you to my Homepage; *Link removed to protect the innocent*. My company name is Pain Serie, it is a film studio specialising in action and horror movies.

I await your reply.
Nadrich Storlone
C.E.O.
Pain Series Inc.

He obviously didn't click the (now removed) link. He also didn't notice that I signed the mail with a different name than the one regisered to my baiter address.

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

How are you doing today? hope all is well with you and the family? and i do hope that this mail do fine's you in the right state of mind and in Good Health as i do expected?

I have received your mail and i believe you are contacting me because my boss Mr Larry Smith ask you to,concerning the delivery of your Certified International Bank Draft Cheque,in responding to this and to enable you receive your Bank Draft that have already been issued and is under my care and custody for a while now.

In regards to the above,i want you to understand that there is no way i can bring your Cheque over to you and also there is no way i will ask you to travel and come to my office to personally receive your cheque. So i there by suggest that You will have to choose from the listed Delivery courier companies below and get back to me as soon as possible:

DHL
DHL UK Home

Mailing $100.00
Insurance $30.00
Vat (5%) $20.00

TOTAL $150.00

UPS

UPS

Mailing $100.00
Insurance $40.00
Vat (5%) $30.00

TOTAL $170.00

FEDEX
FedEx Express Logo
Mailing $100.00
Insurance $50.00
Vat (5%) $40.00

TOTAL $190.00

Also do write me back and let me know the Delivery Company, you will want me to use in shipping the draft, so that i can give you a payment information you will use in sending down the money to me.

I demand your swift response immediately as soon as this mail gets to you ,i wait to hear from you soon.

Yours Sincerely,
J0hn50n R1ch@rd (Mr).
Secretary.

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear Mr. R1ch@rd J0hn50n

In the past I have often entrusted FedEx with my deliveries, and I see no reason to change that habit. My motto has always been "You get what you pay for", so the extra $20 i spend using FedEx is only of benefit to both you and myself. In an attempt to prove my interest in this transaction, I will take it upon myself to pay for the FedEx delivery.

If you need anything more from me before we proceed, please don't hesitate to ask.

Sincerely yours
N@th@n 5t0ne

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

How are you doing today, and how is the family and i do hope that all is well with every one,And most important of all i do hope that this mail do meets you in the right state of mind and in good condition as i do expected?

I have received your mail today,and all you have stated have been acknowledged by by me, and it was welly stated,As we have been asked to pay the sum of $190, for the delivery of your package to your door step,and most definate this have explained by the director of the fedEx Courier company is for a 2-3 days delivery premium.

Inorder not to delay the delivery of your International Bank Draft cheque to your door step by the FedEx Courier Company, Please i will advice that you have the sum of $190.00 sent for the delivery fees as been charged by the Courier Company i will advice that you do and comply as i have instructed as follow's:

You are to send this money ($190.00 the delivery fees) via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram,in any of their Outlets,either in a Super Market,Shopping Mall or Gas station,you are to send this money in my Name and Official Address with the below payment information as follows:

THIS IS THE PAYMENT INFORMATION:

Receivers Name: J0HN50N R1CH@RD.

Address: LAGOS, NIGERIA.

Test Question: WHAT COLOUR?

Answer: BLUE.

Amount to be Sent: $190.00.

Senders Name:

Address:

MTCN/REFRENCE NUMBER INDICATED:

Please i do wait to hear from you as soon as possible with the receipt of your payment. And do remember that we don't have enough time on our side as your cheque is closed to its expire date,so i demand your immediate response.

Have a lovely day and extend my regards to the family.

Yours Faithfully,
J0hn50n R1ch@rds(Mr.)
Secretary

He sent this email to me 8 times in total, over a timespan of 2 hours.

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear Mr. J0hn50n

First of all, I must insist that you do not send duplicates of your e-mails! I have 8 emails in my inbox. Every one is the same, and every one is from you! Please, send me only one email per reply.

Back to our deal. I will go to the Western Union office later today. It is a three hour drive to the nearest Western Union office from where I am now, so I have to wait until my wife returns with the car.

On the other hand, couldn't you just send the package with payment delivery. That way I can pay the deliveryman when we arrives with the package and he will forward it to you. That would be the easiest option. Do you agree?

Looking forward to hearing from you
N@th@n 5t0ne

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

Good day to you and the family,and i do hope that this mail do fine's you in the right state of mind?

I must apologise for the late response to your mail,which was due to the fact that i was away from the office for an official assignment for about 6 working hours today,please i am very sorry.I have received your mail today in my office and all that you have stated was well noted and understoodable concerning the delivery of your Cheque.

Immediately i came back to the Office and read your mail,i have made my journey to the FedEx Courier Company and explained to the Director of the FedEx Courier company all that you have said,as regards to the delivery of your package to your door step before you will have the delivery fees($190.00) paid as charged,But the director have categorically stated it to me, that they will not go against their policies and protocol that it is mainly based on Payment before delivery,as this payment will be used to sort out all the delivery expenses,such as the Insurance,the Vat and it delivery.so there fore in regards to this ,she (the Director of the Fedex Courier Company)had basically insisted that we will have to pay up the delivery fees, inorder to enable the delivery man/ team effect or enhance the delivery of your International Bank Draft Cheque to your door step.

In Regards to the above,i will certainly advice that you have the delivery fees sent immediately as we do not have enough time on our side,and do bear in mind that you have to act fast,as your cheque do have a week more to it expiring date,and within this time you have to act swiftly,so we can have it delivered to you and cleared in your Bank.also i do hope that all that i have implied above is well understood?

Remember You are to send this money ($190.00 the delivery fees) via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram,in any of their Outlets,either in a Super Market,Shopping Mall or Gas station,you are to send this money in my Name and Official Address with the below payment information as follows:

THIS IS THE PAYMENT INFORMATION:

Receivers Name: J0HN50N R1CH@RD.

Address: LAGOS, NIGERIA.

Test Question: WHAT COLOUR?

Answer: BLUE.

Amount to be Sent: $190.00.

Senders Name:

Address:

MTCN/REFRENCE NUMBER INDICATED:

Please i do wait to hear from you.Greetings to the family.

Yours Faithfully,
J0hn50n R1ch@rds(Mr.)
Secretary

He sent this message only 2 times.

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear R1ch@rd

Thank you for your reply. I do not have anything against having to use a money transfer courier - as long as I know the reason. Though, I have never used Western Unio or Moneygram before, so I do not know how they work. I went to their office yesterday nd inquired about sending money, and was told to fill out some form, but the attendant at the desk didn't have the form I was looking for, so I was forced to leave empty-handed, so to speak.

Can you do me a favor, Mr. J0hn50n? Pick up a send form for Western Union, scan it and send it to me, so that I may send you the money?

Awaiting your reply
N@th@n 5t0ne

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

Top of the day to you and the family,and i do hope that this mail do fine's you in the right state of mind?

I have just received your mail this morning,But all you have stated is not well by me,Because i will want you to know that since you have gone to the Western Union Office and they have run out of their own Official transfer slip,i have expected that you proceed to the Nearest Money Gram Office/out lets and have the money sent via the payment information i have given you.and certainly you don't expect me to have a western Payment Slip in my Custody,as i don't think that is reasonable, and certainly i do not work in the WESTERN UNION OFFICE,so this is not my Duty.

How ever i will adviced that you do all you can today,make sure you do not fail and endeavour to see that you have the money($190.00) sent via western union or Money Gram out lets no matter the circumstancies unfailingly,as we do not have enough time as i have stated in my prevvious mail to you,Your cheque is getting close to it expiery date.

THIS IS THE PAYMENT INFORMATION:

Receivers Name: J0HN50N R1CH@RD.

Address: LAGOS, NIGERIA.

Test Question: WHAT COLOUR?

Answer: BLUE.

Amount to be Sent: $190.00.

Senders Name:

Address:

MTCN/REFRENCE NUMBER INDICATED:

Please i do wait to hear from you.regards to the family.

Yours Faithfully,
J0hn50n R1ch@rds(Mr.)
Secretary

My character doesn't appreciate being yelled at by just some stranger.

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Mr J0hn50n

I don't appreciate your attitude towards me. I have been trying my best to help you out, and all I get from out is banter and hostility! I expect you to change you attitude immediately, Mr. J0hn50n! I am a patient man, but I don't condole unfair treatment, especially not to myself!

I will go to the Western Union office again tomorrow, though only because I have errands in the city anyway.

Awaiting your reply, and kind regards
N@th@n 5t0ne

So that's so far the bait has gotten so far. I am still waiting for a reply to the last email I sent him, and I have prepared myself with \/\/U receipts for later.

How am I doing so far? Please leave feedback and suggestions on what to do next or what I could have done better.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:23 pm

Nice start Larson. As a quick note, in the future can you change just a letter or two in a name, not a global i=1 and s=5 because (at least for me) does not make reading easy.

You are running your bait very well. The only suggestion I would make would be instead of asking him to scan you a WU form, use the chance to send him forms that are required to be filled out. There are many forms here on this site you could choose from such as Homeland Security forms. Those will require a lot more work than him scanning one form.

Keep up the good bait, can't wait to see how this continues.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 02 Dec 2008 Posts: 518

Thanks for the positive feedback, OxygenDeprived. I'll take your suggestion regarding formatting into account.

CONT'

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

Greetings to you and the family,and i do hope that this mail do fine's you in the right state of mind?

I got your mail,and all that you have stated and explained is quite understoodable.However i will want you to know that as i have innitially stated to you we do not have enough time on our side that was the main reason i have suggested that you act swiftly, Also underminding the fact that your cheque is closed to it expirey date,and you need at least 72 working hours to have it cleared,and i will not want to be held or bear any responsibility to this regards(Expiery of your Cheque in my Custody) .

THIS IS THE PAYMENT INFORMATION:

Receivers Name: J0HN50N R1CH@RD.

Address: LAGOS, NIGERIA.

Test Question: WHAT COLOUR?

Answer: BLUE.

Amount to be Sent: $190.00.

Senders Name:

Address:

MTCN/REFRENCE NUMBER INDICATED:

Hopefully by tomorrow i do wait to hear from you.Extend my regards to your wife and the rest of the family.

Yours Faithfully,
J0hn50n R1ch@rds(Mr.)
Secretary

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear R1ch@rd

I went to the Office again today, and this time they has the slip I needed. I haven’t used Western Union before, so I hope I filled it out correctly. If you would like to inspect the slip, I'm afraid you will have to wait until tomorrow, because I have to change the fluorescent tube in my scanner before I can scan anything. In the mean time, why don't you send me a photograph of the cheques I will be receiving? I always prefer to know what is waiting for me at the end of a business deal.

I am looking forward to seeing the picture of the cheque.

Awaiting your reply
N@th@n 5t0ne

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

Greetings to you and the family,and i do hope that this mail do fine's you in the right state of mind?

I got your mail,and all that you have stated and explained is quite understoodable.However i will want you to know that as i have innitially stated to you we do not have enough time on our side that was the main reason i have suggested that you act swiftly, Also underminding the fact that your cheque is closed to it expirey date,and you need at least 72 working hours to have it cleared,and i will not want to be held or bear any responsibility to this regards(Expiery of your Cheque in my Custody) .

THIS IS THE PAYMENT INFORMATION:

Receivers Name: J0HN50N R1CH@RD.

Address: LAGOS, NIGERIA.

Test Question: WHAT COLOUR?

Answer: BLUE.

Amount to be Sent: $190.00.

Senders Name:

Address:

MTCN/REFRENCE NUMBER INDICATED:

Hopefully by tomorrow i do wait to hear from you.Extend my regards to your wife and the rest of the family.

Yours Faithfully,
J0hn50n R1ch@rds(Mr.)
Secretary

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear R1ch@rd

I went to the Office again today, and this time they has the slip I needed. I Haven't used Western Union beore, so I hope I filled it out correctly. If you would like to inspect the slip, I'm afraid you will have to wait until tomorrow, because I have to change the flourecent tube in my scanner before I can scan anything. In the mean time, why don't you send me a photograph of the cheques I will be recieving? I always prefer to know what is waiting for me at the end of a business deal.

I am looking forward to seeing the picture of the cheque.

Awaiting your reply
N@th@n 5t0ne

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

How are you doing today and i do hope that this mail do meets you in the right state of mind and in good health as i do expected?

I have received your mail this morning in my office,and all that you have explain had been welly noted and i will tell you it very impressive,but in as much as we are concerned with the time factor and the period in which we do have to clarify issues as regards to the delivery of your cheque to your door step and having it cleared in your Bank,i will want you to know that you do not have to go althrough having the Western Union payment slip scanned and send to me.

As all i will want you to do is Write out Completely and Correctly the information i gave you that you have used in sending the requested fees($190.00) for the delivery of your Cheque.then i wil commence my journey to the Western Union Office to Confirm the Payment,therein i will have the money pulled out,then i will go over to the FedEx Courier Company and have the delivery fees Paid,inorder to enable them effect the delivery of your Cheque immediately. if this is the plan and what i expect,then i do wait to hear from you unfailing today ass you have promised.

Have a wonderful day.

THIS IS THE PAYMENT INFORMATION:

Receivers Name: J0HN50N R1CH@RD.

Address: LAGOS, NIGERIA.

Test Question: WHAT COLOUR?

Answer: BLUE.

Amount to be Sent: $190.00.

Senders Name:

Address:

MTCN/REFRENCE NUMBER INDICATED:

Yours Faithfully,
J0hn50n R1ch@rds(Mr.)
Secretary

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear R1ch@rd

I'm sorry, but I don't know what kind of information you want, or what information you are referencing to, since I haven't made any Western Union transfers before. I actually had to ask the lady behind the desk about some of the spaces. Therefore I find it easier to scan the slip and send you the image. I got my scanner repaired, by the way. The flourescent tube came at a price of $9.50 at discount price.

Ever since I got the slip at the office I have had it in my breifcase, and I haven't even looked properly at it. I guessed you know what you are looking for, so I just put it under the scanner, cropped out the edges to conserve file space and attached it to this email. Let me know if there is something more you need.

Awaiting your reply, and kind regards
N@th@n 5t0ne

I attach this image to the email:

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

Top of the day to you and your family,How are you doing? i do hope that this mail do meets you well?

I have received your mail therein with the scanned copy of the Western Union Payment Slip as you have attaced and forwarded to me.But i was unable to have the money picked up from the Western Union Office,and this was due to the fact that the information you have sent to me is not yet completed,and in this regards i can not have the money pulled out from the Western Union Office.

Now this is what i want you to do,go immediately to the western Union Office were you have paid this money and asked them to give you the MONEY TRANSFER CONTROLE NUMBER (MTCN NUMBER). Please take note this MTCN number is a 10 digit Number.

As i was unable to see it in the slip you have attached and sent to me, reason because there is a small slip that have been attached at the Top Right Hand side of the Orignal Western Union Slip, if you can have this said slip removed ,then may be probably the Needed MTCN NUMBER should be indicated at the said sport,then you can Scan only the Western Union Slip to me or on your own see if you can have this number written out and send it to me via email,as this will enable me have the money confirmed and pulled out from the western union office. But if the MTCN Number is not indicated therein then you will have to do as i have initially suggested above,that is go over to the Western Union Office and request for the MONEY TRANSFER CONTROLE NUMBER (MTCN NUMBER).

Please sir,with all due respect i patiently wait to hear from you unfailingly within the Next 3 hours from now,to enable me have this money pulled out today.else it will be on Monday Morning,and by then we will be having little or no time on our side,as the Delivery is based on 2-3 days Delivery Premium.so i will advice that you get back to me almost immediately.

Yours Faithfully,
J0hn50n R1ch@rds(Mr.)
Secretary

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear R1ch@rd

I read your email and realized my mistake. I took the slip with me to the Western Union office to get the number you requested. They looked at the slip and searched their database for the transfer. They found it, but they said the due to the ammount of fraud that occurs in those parts of the world, both the sender and the reciever has to fill out some sort of anti-fraud form before they will release the MTCN number. I already filled out my form at the Westen Union office, and I was told to give you this form to fill out.

Once you have sent it back to me, I will take it with me to the Western Union office and get the MTCN number you need.

Awaiting your reply, and kind regards
N@th@n 5t0ne

I attach NN's WU anti-fraud forms. Let's see if he replies.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 02 Dec 2008 Posts: 518

After three nagging emails from me he sends me this.

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

How are you doing today and how is the family,hope all is well with every one? and i very hope that this mail do meets you in the right state of mind and in good health?

I Received all the mails you have sent to me,and i must apologise for the late response,And if i must inform you about the Unfortunate incident that occured,We lost our Boss (Late Mr Larry Smith) who had Issued this Cheque to yo and in your Name,he died of an Heart attack in the Hospital on Saturday Night,and this was the main reason we have officially closed down On Monday and Yesterday,Sorry about this.

Back to the state of things,as i categoricaly stated to you,all i have wanted you to do is get back to me with the MONEY TRANSFER CONTROLE NUMBER (MTCN NUMBER),which is just a 10 digit Number,Nothing else.As i will want you to bear in Mind that what ever you are doing with the Western Union Office Just bear in mind that you have just a week,to have things sorted out with the Western Union Office and Have the Controle Number sent to enable me have this money pulled out,Then Commence to the FedEx Courier Company and pay up the delivery fees,and within this ) ONe Week,your Delivery must be effected,and you have to get your cheque cleared from your bank within this period,so it up to you,now as the Ball is in your Court.

I wait to hear from you.

NB: i am trying to down load the slip you have attached and asked me to fill for the Western Union Officier's,once i am through with the down loading,i will have it filled and sent back to you.but in the mean time go and make sure that the MONEY TRANSFER CONTROLE NUMBER (MTCN NUMBER),which is just a 10 digit Number is release to you.this is for your own Good,i belive all that i have stated above is well understood.

Once again Sorry about the death of your Business Associate and Friend,Late Mr Larry Smith. Greetings to the family.

Yours Faithfully,
J0hn50n R1ch@ards(Mr.)
Secretary

I don't have time to respond to him before he sends the following. Looks like he's too stupid to open .pdf files.

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

Top of the day to you and your family,How are you doing? i do hope that this mail do meets you well?

I have Tried all i could to down load the said form that you have asked me to fill and submite back to you, to enable the Western Union Officers Release the MONEY TRANSFER CONTROLE NUMBER to us,but it has been all to no avail,as the content of the said form is written in absolute absurd symbols and graphics that i can not undertand,for so many reasonable reason's such as:

1.) There were no space or colum to be filled

2.) Its not even written in English or a recognised Language.

3.) Without been told,this Slip is definately not from the Western Union Office,as it was not indicated therein.

Sir with all due respect, i will want you to help your self by complying as i have stated, so i can assist you have your cheque delivered to your door step as Negotiated. Now i want you to go Over to the Western Union Office,and Ask them to either let you have the MONEY TRANSFER CONTROLE NUMBER,or you have the Money pulled out and have it sent Via MONEY GRAM with thesame payment information:

THIS IS THE PAYMENT INFORMATION:

Receivers Name: J0hn50n R1ch@ard.

Address: LAGOS, NIGERIA.

Test Question: WHAT COLOUR?

Answer: BLUE.

Amount to be Sent:

Senders Name:

Address:

MTCN/REFRENCE NUMBER INDICATED:

Also for Future Recognitional Purposes and Trust,i have attached with this mail a scanned copy of my International Passport,Please i do wait to hear from you.regards to the family.

Yours Faithfully,
J0hn50n R1ch@ards(Mr.)
Secretary

He attaches a "genuine" passport:

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear R1ch@ard

I am sorry for being so impatiant. I understand that do have trouble downloading the form I sent you. I believe you need to have the latest version of Adobe Reader to view it. I have attached it again in .jpg files. Hopefully you can download them.

I talked to the people at the Western Union office, and they said they won't releace the MTCN number before te forms have been filled out. As I told you earlier, I filled out my form at the Western Union office, so as soon as you get back to me with the filled out form we can proceed with the money transfer.

Awaiting you reply, and kind regards
N@th@n 5t0ne

I attach the \/\/U @nti-fr@ud form again, this time in .jpg format. Too bad this mugu can't read. After some mor nagging on my side, he sends me his excuse.

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

Top of the day to you and your family,How are you doing? i do hope that this mail do meets you well?

I got your mail in my office and all that you have implied is well understood,and if i must state it to you i was uable to reply you urgently due to the Burial of my Late Boss yesterday.concerig the Western Uion slip, i acknowledged it but i was uable to have scaned outfrom my system,inorder to eable me have it filled.But i have gone through the slip and i think this are the requested information needed:

First Name: J0hn50n

Last Name: R1ch@ard

Address: LAGOS NIGERIA.

Pronvice: LAGOS.

Nationationality: NIGERIA.
[Lazy mugu probably only glanced at the first page.]
Also as regards to the passport Photogracph,i will want you to scan out ad photocopy the iternational passport i have attached ad sent to you i my previous mail.ao all i want you to do to assist the both of us,i will want you to personally help me fill inthe needed information in the slip as provided,then have submited to the Western Uion Officers to eable us have this money pulled out from the Western Union Office here,the commence the delivering of your Cheque to you as initially negotiated. any thig more tha this,i will want you to have the money retrived from the western union office and have it sent via MONEY GRAM.

And please bear in mind that if you fail to get back to me with the requested MTCN NUMBER by monday dated on the 26th of january 2009,iwill not bear any responsibility of your cheque expiry.

i wait to hear from you positively.

Yours Faithfully,
Johson R1ch@ards
Secretary.

I am tired of his excuses.

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear R1ch@ard

I am sorry, but the people at the Western Union office said that they would only accept a form that is filled out by hand, and the information you provided was insufficient to fill out the form. Please find a way to print it and scan it in again. As I told you before, Western Union has your $190, and they refuse to give me my money back before they recieve the filled out form.

As for my passport, my office is quite messy at the moment, but I will try to find it.

Please, Mr. J0hn50n. We are pressed for time, as you seid yourself. Find a way to print out the form. I have some suggestions:

1) Borrow the printer/scanner of a co-worker.

2) Do it at an Internet Café.

As soon as I recieve the forms and take them to Western Union, the sooner this transaction will be completed.

Awaiting your reply, and kind regards
N@th@n 5t0ne

I wonder what his next excuse will be.

Feedback and/or suggestions will be appreciated.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 23 Jan 2009 Posts: 20

he sounds like a pretty tough nut to crack

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 02 Dec 2008 Posts: 518

Well he definately doesn't like forms, I'll tell you that. Sad

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:05 am

You are doing good, Larson. Just hold out on him until you get the form.
And give my condolences for the death and Burial of his Boss. Wink

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 02 Dec 2008 Posts: 518

Update. I'm trying to follow your advice, Slaphappy, but this lad is getting impatient.

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

As i have initially stated its up to you,all i await is a valid payment informtion of the sum of $190.00 to

enable us effect the delivery of your cheque.i wait to hear from you as soon as possible.

Have the money pulled and sent via MONEY Gram

this are my last words as regards to this issue,if you want your cheque delivery to commence.
Yours Faithfully,
Johson R1ch@rds
Secretary.

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear R1ch@rd

Very well. I shall have the money pulled from Western Union and have it sent by MoneyGram instead.

Unfortunately, the MoneyGram offices are closed on Sundays, so I will have to do it tomorrow.

Regards
N@th@n 5t0ne

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

Good Morning,Top of the day to you and your family,How are you doing? i do hope that this mail do meets

you well?

I have recieved your mail thius morning in my office and i will want you toknow that i do require your urgent

responseas soon as possible,unfailingly today.else as i have stated to you i will not be held responsible for the

expiry of your cheque.and also underminding the fact that My Boss is late and the family are all coming

arround the office to get what belows to him and take record of his account and asset.

please your urgency is required.i wait to hear from you.

THIS IS THE PAYMENT INFORMATION:

Receivers Name: J0hn50n R1ch@rd.

Address: LAGOS, NIGERIA.

Test Question: WHAT COLOUR?

Answer: BLUE.

Amount to be Sent:

Senders Name:

Address:

REFRENCE NUMBER INDICATED:

Yours Faithfully,
J0hn50n R1ch@rds(Mr.)
Secretary

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear R1ch@rd

Yeaterday I went to the MoneyGram office downtown to make the payment. I filled out the slip and gave it to

the man behind the counter. He said that the transfer was cleared, but since the distance between the sender's

location and te recipient's location is greater than 15000 km, we have to fill out a form before they will

releace the MTCN to me. They said that they are required to do it like this from Homeland Security.

I have attached the reciept for the transfer and the scanned in forms to fill out.

Awaiting your reply, and kind regards
N@th@n 5t0ne

I attach a fake |\/|G reseipt and NN's Homeland Security forms.

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

Good Morning to you and the family.

I got your mail today and one way or the other i kept having this feeling that you are just bitting arround the

bush and the other way round delaying the delivery of your cheque,as i am concerned in this,i have again seen

the forms you have attached and send to me and i really can not see any reasonable sence in it,i give you from

now till the next 18 working hours to get back to me with the REFERENCE NUMBER,else i will be left to

do nothing but return your cheque to the Companies accountant,as My Boss is late and he is the owner of this

fund in question and i do not know what transaction or deals you have been involvede with him,but all i stand

to do is follow up instructions and order's as given by my late boss.

You have just 4 days to delivery your cheque to your door step and have it cleared in your bank.

i wait to hear from you.

Yours faithfully,
J0hn50n R1ch@rds(Mr).
Secretary.

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear Mr. J0hn50n

Please try to be reasonable. I went to the MoneyGram office and paid for the transfer like you instructed me

to. I also protested against the forms, but they woudn't budge. I am tired of filling them out myself, but they

told me that they would not give me the reference number before they had recieved this form.

Please just fill it out quickly so I can transfer the $190 to you.

Awaiting your reply, and kind regards
N@th@n 5t0ne

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne,

Best regards to you all, how are you doing today? and hope all is well with every one? i hope that this mail do

finds you in the right state of mind and condition as i do expected?

I have again received your mail today in my office and all that have been stated, have been acknowledged and

well taken, but i have seen and assumed in my own view that, since you can't bear or take the responsibility of

the cost of delivery of your cheque to you, and all effort that i have made to clarify this to you have been all to

no avail. instead you have assumed it the other way round or some thing best known to you, And that is an

insult to me and this firm that i have worked with in the previous years now.

Strongely i will sincerely adviced that, you get back to me with an Official Letter Of Refusal of your cheque,

as i have tried all i could towards the delivery of your cheque, so i do believe that an Official Letter of refusal

will do, as i will have to forward to my late boss personal accountant to have it documented.

Please i will advice that you treat this Issue ultmostly, As i will wait your quick response as regards to this,

because i will like to attend to other official matters .thanks and do extend my regards to the family, have a

lovely day.

Yours faithfully,
J0hn50n R1ch@rds(Mr).
Secretary.

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear Mr. J0hn50n
I am wondering, did you even read my email? I said very clearly, that all this time I have tried to transfer the

money to you, but every time I need you to do something to enable the transfer, you refuse to cooperate.

The $190 is still waiting for you at the Moneygram office and it will be released when I deliver the filled out

form from Homeland Security to them. MoneyGram will not give me the MTCN Number before they get that

form.

Have I insulted you? In that case I appologise, but the thing is, it is not me who is making it difficult here, it is

you.

Just fill out the form and I'll send you the money.

Awaiting your reply, and kind regards
N@th@n 5t0ne

R1ch@rd J0hn50n wrote:

Dear N@th@n 5t0ne.

Top of the day to you,hope this mail fine's you well?

Sir as i have implied in my previous mail to you,the Attached form you have sent to me therein contain absurd

meaningless point's,as in as much as i am concerned in this,and i have been determine to work in good fate as

the oth i took before i came into thias office.i do not see any reason why i will have to fill one Anti-

Fraud/419 forms before we can have you delivery fees pulled out from The WESTERN UNION OFFICE OR

THE MONEY GRAM OFFICE,before we can paid for the cost of this delivery of your cheque, i will not do

that.if we have to have a total co-operation in this you just have to trust me and know that you are in save

hands,in as much as you follow up my instructions and orders,i don't think we have any problem delivering

your cheque via FEDEX COURIER COMPANY.

How ever i either expect you to get back to me with the Requested REFERENCE NUMBER or get back to

me with AN OFFICIAL LETTER OF REFUSAL.so i can have it file up and send to our companies

accountant,for future documentation.As i will not fill any rediculous forms.please take note.i wait to hear

from you as soon as possible,good day.

Note: Please i will want you to call me immediately you get this mail.this is my personal phone Number:

+2348052260851.

I await your phone call.

Your's Faithfully,
J0hn50n R1ch@rds(Mr).
Secretary.

N@th@n 5t0ne wrote:

Dear R1ch@rd

Do you think I want to fill out these forms? I have to fill them out too, you know! I will repeat myself:

MoneyGram will not give me the reference number if I don't give them the form filled by you. I do not have

any say in the matter, and I am as tired as you are, so please just fill it out and send it to me so that I can get

the MTCN number.

Awaiting your reply, and kind regards
N@th@n 5t0ne

I fear I might be losing him. What can I do to turn the tides?

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:43 pm

Doesn't really seem like much to do here other than maybe lightly slap him and hope that he's just bluffing.

I would just tell him that he is being horribly unprofessional and uncooperative and it isn't at all fair to you.

He's refusing to fill out a couple simple forms but at the same time expects you to draft him a "letter of refusal"?? What kind of crap is that!?

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:46 am

Interesting bait. This lad is a real prick! I would advise him to fill out the "letter of refusal" for you, using the information you provide him:

Name:
Email address:
Amount:
Reason: Incompetent and uncooperative secretary

Then of course demand a copy in jpg format... Just an idea...

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 4

Sounds like you may have been wasting your time looking for a trophy from this one. I think the constant repetition of the task was a giveaway from the start that he wasn't going to budge. Shame about all that work, but at least you've kept him occupied.

Though judging by how well he responds to your EMails I don't know quite how long he spent reading them.