Daniel Terna vs Frank N Furter with PMS - short one

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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:26 am

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2004 16:19:38 +0100
Subject: REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE.

Daniel Terna
Avenue 16,Rue13
Triechville
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.

Dear Sir

Daniel Terna
Avenue 16,Rue13
Triechville
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.

Dear Sir

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE.

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into good business relationship
with you as God directed me to contact you.I know this mail may come to
you as a surprise,since we have not known or written each other before.
My Mother died long ago when she was about to delivered her second issue,she
died along with the baby.

So for this reason my father took me so special, because i am the only son.
Introducing myself I am Daniel Terna, the only son of the late Chief and
Mrs Henry Terna, My father was a crude oil and diamond magnet based in Accra-Ghana
and Abidjan-Ivory Coast,when he was alive he was poisoned by his business
associates on one of their business trips in france. Before the death of
my father on 28th november 2003 in a private hospital here in Abidjan (may
his soul rest in peace amen).

He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has the sum of
( USD$17M Seventeen Million, )deposited in a Bank here in Abidjan-Cote D'Ivoire,that
he used my name as his first son for the next of kin in depositing the fund.

He also explained to me that it was because of this his wealth that he was
poisoned by his business associates,that I should seek for a foreign partner
in any country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it
for investment purpose such as expansion of his existing crude oil and diamond
business and real estate management overseas.

My late father also told me that i must be careful in contacting somebody
who will assist me to transfer this our inhritance fund out of this our
country,that i must pray and fast so that God will ,rovide somebody who
fear's him most to assist me.
Please I humbly seeeking your assistance in the following ways.

1- To assist me in providing an account of yours where this fund will be
quietly transferred into.

2-To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am still in the secoundary
school before the incident and I does not know anything concerning investment.

3)- To make arrangement for us to come over to your country to futher our
education and to help me secure a residential permit in your country. Moreover,I
am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/Input
after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas,
while 5% will be set aside to offset any expenses we may incure during the
transfer.

Furthermore,you can indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe
that this transaction would be concluded within the hortest possible time
if you signify interest to assist me. The documents that backing this fund
is with me. And it is risk free. NB: Please contact me immediately you receive
this message through the above e-mail address .CONFIDENTIAL PLEASE.

God bless

Yours sincerely

Daniel Terna.

I used my first standard reply on this one, including a request for a trophy, way too early, I realize now.

Quote:

From: Hoo Hoo Nick <[email protected]>
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2004 17:33:19 +0200
Subject: Re: REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE.

Dear Mr. Terna,

Let me first tell you something about myself.

My name is Dr. Frank N. Furter, and I am the president of a big
company that manufactures men. Every seven days, we produce a new
product, on which we make a large sum of money.

Of course I am interested in this deal, however, as I am a busy man, I
do not have the time to deal with people that can't read my mails
properly and that are not genuine. Therefore, I wish to have some kind
of proof from you to make sure that this deal is genuine.

I propose that you will have a picture taken of yourself, holding a
sign or a piece of paper with on that a password which we agreed on,
before we will go into business. This will function to me as a proof
that you and your deal are genuine. After this, we can go in to
business.

Please let me know how you feel about my proposal.

Kind Regards,

Dr. Frank N. Furter.

His reply - at first I thought: "Who is fooling who here?" but I figured regardless whether he's on to me or not, he will be telling lies so I may as well just carry on with the whole thing.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
To: Hoo Hoo Nick <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2004 16:40:25 +0100
Subject: Thanks.

Dear Dr. Frank N. Furter,

Thanks for your mail.

To prove to me that you will not eat my money, take a picture with the password
"GOOD MONEY FROM DAVIS"written on a playcard, and you have to take the picture
in your room holding your wife.

Thanks.

Daniel.

This stupid mugu didn't understand it, but I decided not to slap him for it... yet.

I quickly googled for a picture and found this one: (Actual size)

After some quick work with Piant Shop Pro it turned to this:

Had to make of lame excuses as well of course, so the email:

Quote:

From: Hoo Hoo Nick <[email protected]>
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2004 18:01:37 +0200
Subject: Re: Thanks.

Dear Mr. Daniel,

It's a bit difficult to do this in my room as my wife and I are on
holiday right now, so I hope this attached picture on the campingplace
will do as well.
Unfortunately, I don't have my digital camera with me for the moment,
so I had to use my videocamera and capture the images from a video,
that's why it became a bit blurry and of low resolution. To make
things even worse, the wind blew my card right into the water directly
after I wrote it, so the ink on it is a bit faded, as you can see on
the picture, but I this will suffice, as it is the best I can do for
the moment.

As I asked earlier I would like to see how genuine you are as well.
I'd like to see a picture of you, with your pants on your ankles,
please do wear underwear though, but I have to see bare legs, and hold
a big piece of carton above your head saying "HOO HOO NICK IS SEXY".

I'm looking forward to receiving your picture as a proof that you and
your deal are genuine, so we can start doing business.

Kind Regards,

Dr. Frank N. Furter.

Dr. Frank N. Furter.jpg - 23K View Download

But hey, at least he didn't get a trophy off of me.

His reply:

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
To: Hoo Hoo Nick <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004 17:06:37 +0100
Subject: Thanks.

Dear Furter, [I'd like to be called Dr. Furter, thanks]

Thanks for your mail and your clever picture. [Clever picture huh... think he's on to me?]

Sorry if you wish to do this business with me, you can come along but if
not good night as I will NEVER send you a picture because I want you to
come and share with me.

Thanks.

Come up to the lab, and see what's on the **SLAP**!!!:

Quote:

From: Hoo Hoo Nick <[email protected]>
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004 20:31:12 +0200
Subject: Re: Thanks.
Dear Daniel,

I don't know what this is all about, but you seem upset. You're
incoherent, something people usually are if they are angry about
something.

I hope we three (you, me, and god) are still going to be able to do
this business. In my first email I proposed to exchange pictures, for
you to proof to me that you and your deal are genuine. As I explained
to you before, I am a busy businessman and have no time to do business
with people that don't read my emails properly. I come to the
understanding that you don't bother to do this, hence your first
reply, asking you for a picture of me, instead of you sending me a
picture of yourself, which I described in my initial email.

I find this is very pityfull, i was willing to do business, but if you
are not willing to cooperate, I guess the deal is off.

Please let me know your final answer with regard to this deal, and I
suggest, and also strongly recommend for you to re-read my emails and
carefully follow instructions this time, as I don't feel like doing
business with someone as incoherent as you have been so far.

Kind Regards,

Dr. Frank N. Furter.

Strangely enough, he survived:

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
To: Hoo Hoo Nick <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 4 Aug 2004 16:24:20 +0100
Subject: Hello Dr. Frank N. Furter.

Dear Dr. Frank N. Furter.

Thanks for your mail and I sincerely wish to do this business with you,
and I am still of the opinion that in business of this nature, pictures
does not come in than documents of prove, so if you are a business and busy
man, you shouild know that we suppose to be talking about documents and
the transfer than talking of pictures as we are not doing Pen Pals but transfer.

Think about it and get back to me soonest.

Thanks.

Daniel.

Silly me, I slapped him again. Should've given him some fake bank info, as he didn't reply to this one:

Quote:

From: Hoo Hoo Nick <[email protected]>
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 4 Aug 2004 19:45:34 +0200
Subject: Re: Hello Dr. Frank N. Furter.

Dear Daniel.

This is your last chance. You just don't get it do you? Let me rephrase:

I do *NOT* have time to do business with foold that can't read my
mails properly. How the hell can I trust you if you are afraid to show
your face by sending me a picture.

Note that I am doing YOU a favour with this deal, it's not like I
would need that small amount of pocket change you are offering. You
should really get your act together, if you don't read my emails NOW
and start acting like an honest, genuine man that is interested in
doing business, the deal is off.

In a nutshell: No picture, no deal. I must say that I am quite
insulted by the way how you are telling me to do business. We
shouldn't be talking about documents before I've established whether
you are real. I believe I have had about 419 people before that wanted
to do business, which turned out to be a waste of time just because
they turned out to be 'joking'.

Regards,

Frank.

Don't know if it is because he saw my reference about 419, because I got too desperate for a throphy, or because I slapped him too much, but he never replied. I tried recovering by sending him this one:

Quote:

From: Hoo Hoo Nick <[email protected]>
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 7 Aug 2004 11:14:45 +0200
Subject: Re: Hello Dr. Frank N. Furter.

Daniel,

I'm sorry, I had a bit of PMS and therefore I was a bit rude.

How do we proceed?

Still no reply... Too bad huh.

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:18 pm

If you sent that on the 7th, it may take hima day or two to reply. the cafes are not usually open on Sundays, so he may not get that until Monday. He may reply yet. I've had lads go as long as two weeks with no exchange and then can get them right back on track.

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:16 am

Yep, don't give up hope yet....I've also had them go two-three weeks and then reply back as if nothing happened.

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