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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:36 pm

Well that's it then.

Mods are suckers for cute kittens.

Slightly will not easily conform, but half a pack of hobnobs and a semi-demi half-whispered promise of some weird sexual practice and a shoe box stuffed full of monopoly money will swing the vote.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:01 pm

Slaphappy's entry is really cool.
But he's absolutely correct - he won't win. And for the record, Prof is not a "fellow baiter". He's a retard.

@CK. Your entry is looking good. Keep talking.
Especially about the weird sexual practices.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:20 pm

Since I am judging the unhetero entries, I cannot myself enter. However, I am sure that the male population will appreciate mine.

http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/desktop111.JPG

I had to leave the two screens there for maximum affect.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:31 pm

@ Slighty

Whomever tagged you has never seen you at your best.

Wink

The sweet kitty in my avatar is slowly revealing more and more.

By Sunday the squirrel hand marks will reveal themselves on my derierre.

Embarassed

Let's just say that Petter Rabbit had the right idea, but lacked your obviously sublime inteligence and a zipper revealing a cute six pack thinly disguised under a super hero costume.

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:01 pm

Here's my netbook's desktop, functional and fancy:

(clicky for full size)

I'll post my desktop's desktop tomorrow.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:18 pm

@Slightly and CK. This is a desktop competition, not an avatar bottom competition. If that was the case, I'd say, sure CK's is the best so far, but let's stick to the rules, if there really are any.
And Prof isn't a retard. He's smarter than any squirrel I know, that's for sure. You are just mad, because you didn't have a tinfoil hat lad. It's all sour grapes, that's all it is.

@JoJo - That desktop is a real mess. And you call Prof a slob. Confused

It's got smears and blotches all over it, and the icons are all over the place. Also, isn't one twin enough? And the second one is cutoff on the side. WTF? Confused

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:17 pm

hope this is not to large Embarassed

sorry if it is to the mods thanks to SP for getting me this far. Laughing

now i have to learn how to get it of my teck top to prove i do use it banghead

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:18 am

I like A SKYHOOK'S desktop. I wanna get me one of those steam engine tricycles. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:25 am

Quote:

steam engine tricycles.

Looks more like a portable air compressor to me. Ideal for those "We Come 2U" spray jobs. Owned by a midget by the looks of the pedal position. Or is that just 'cos the seat's so hi? That's gota mean the bars are way too low.

OK, got it, it's a visiting respray company, owned by an orangutan.

"Clyde my Ride."

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:10 am

I don't know what it is, but it looks like it would make a lot of noise. And I do like to get noticed, even though I'm still a nobody. Cool

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:49 am

This has been my desktop picture for a long time.

I had to dinghy the dog to the beach for a potty break. It was just a beautiful quiet place at the end of a gorgeous summer day. As you can see, the dog was ready to go back to the boat but I wasn't.

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:37 am

Slightly, Lovey wants to know if his desktop can play? Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:19 am

^^ The more the merrier.

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:14 pm

@ Slaphappy

Laughing

Wiggling my avatar's tush at compliment.

Never been much of a competition rule person. I want to win because I had saved for premium and then over Christmas spent the lot on squirrel food and Bushmills as the recent weather had been very severe and they needed and appreciated my help.

The above is yet another blatant attempt to curry favour and appeal to Slightly's wonderful yet profound magnificence.

Wink

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:08 pm

this is one i took my self useing one of my skyhooks as it is of my rl playground i under stand it can not be used .
@Slightly
I have entered this competition and will not be doing any judges any favers i do not wish to whore my way in to baiters rooms or lounge areas if i am un able to win this compertition fairely then so be it. I have won anyhow by learning new skills for the art of networking and baiting thanks to all the mods that helped me get this far and one day you may see me with nice orange writing but i will not use KY jell to get it :yikes:

to all the judges
bow_down

with respect for all your skills in baiting but i am happerly married to ' she who must be obeyed ' . So i can not except you pm requests for sexual favours Wink

nug nug say no more Laughing

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:07 am

Even though I know SlightlyOutOfHim would never allow me to win his idiotic contest, my desktop is just too damn nice not to share.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:36 am

@CK - Well if you spent some of the money on Bushmills, you show a sense of taste and refinement, as that used to be my whiskey of choice. Cool

But I seriously doubt that you spent a dime on "squirrel food."

No wonder Prof uses his phone to bait. How could anyone type anything to a slimy lad with that @ss in their face?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Jan 2009 Posts: 20

My current desktop

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:49 am

now this is my yacht looking towards fraser island at sun rise Crying or Very sad

im going to miss the old girl as she is being sold to night on ebay 42 ft tri
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=130270059099&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=003

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:27 am

Hope I'm not too late... Though there are some pretty good entries already. I took the photo in my desktop during a trip to Napier, NZ. Apparently those ranges are much more spectacular at dawn, but there was no way we were getting there that early!

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:43 am

Ivor Grimey Colon wrote:

Here's my netbook's desktop, functional and fancy:

(clicky for full size)

I'll post my desktop's desktop tomorrow.

Ubunto 7.10 ?? Confused

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:15 am

I know that I'm late and not in the running, but I have a cute "kitty" picture on my desktop also. Embarassed

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:37 am

There are still 15 or so hours left to get your entries in guys. Wink

So Warmonger, post it!!!!

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:20 am

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

There are still 15 or so hours left to get your entries in guys. Wink

So Warmonger, post it!!!!

OK, here goes and I hope that I do it right.
Confused

<EDITED - Sorry, but I'm going to have to remove this before we field complaints as it's NSFW - OD>

OK--I know I'm old and slow,but I've never used photobucket until tonight for the first time. After 18 times, I finally got the SOB to the right size. I will NOT be beaten by a damn application. Twisted Evil

Hope I made the deadline,though it is not really important. I beat the program. Very Happy

P.S. THANK YOU Slightlyoutofit.

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:24 am

Sorry for the double post. it was all the attempts to get the picture right. again, thanks goes to slightlyoutofit for pointing me in the right direction. It just took forever for photobucket to give me the right image url Embarassed

. Also thanks to Juan for his assistance.