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CatEater
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Dec 2008
Posts: 42
Location: Here
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Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:29 am |
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Okay guys I received a beautiful e-mail and it's time we helped a sister out:
Blessing from the Lord
From: Briana Smart ([email protected])
I am having difficulty locating local Ministers to
work with in the Lord direction. Missionary Program, I
have prayed that God will aid me in my search for
people to spread his word but now is time to ask your
help in this area. Please advise me on what to do. It
would seem as if nobody wants to make a commitment to
the church even though I have offered full financial
aid once they have joined.There are more to let you
know and you can contact me on this email address.
Thanks and God bless you.
I await your direction,
Briana Smart.
Well an idea came to mind that I have seen here before, forum bait! I was wondering if anyone wants to be in on this bait? Who will be the pastor of my church? I am not sure if I want to be the pastor as I am still a n00b, but I sure want in on the action. 
How many want in on this? If so PM your e-mails so I can send it to her and will be in business.  |
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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:11 am |
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I will happily pose as Pastor.
In fact myself and A Skinner have an entire Church, with forms, rituals, etc.
Check out pictures & video.
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:17 am |
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That looks like an ASEM from a baiter.
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It would seem as if nobody wants to make a commitment to
the church even though I have offered full financial
aid once they have joined.There are more to let you
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Someone's trying to get lads to join their church.
Please post the full header from the email so we can see where it came from. |
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CatEater
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Dec 2008
Posts: 42
Location: Here
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Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:31 am |
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Mod edit: Removed domain key to prevent forum blowout. Pachanga
Received: from [41.219.204.113] by web24702.mail.ird.yahoo.com via HTTP; Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:28:46 CET
Date: Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:28:46 +0100 (CET)
From: Briana Smart <[email protected]>
Subject: Blessing from the Lord
To: [email protected]
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Return-Path: [email protected]
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 13 Jan 2009 23:28:48.0159 (UTC) FILETIME=[AF51BAF0:01C975D6] |
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CatEater
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Dec 2008
Posts: 42
Location: Here
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Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:32 am |
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Looks like it's coming from Nigeria. |
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Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:39 pm |
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and I'm going to predict that she has $3.4m in a locked security box and she's looking for you to put it to good use.
In my minds eye she asks you to write to another address. ..... yes it's coming through now ..... its a Yahoo address starting with the word "lordrevelution"
Let me know how good my prediction is when you get a reply .... I watched Darren Brown last night and picked up a trick or two
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:05 pm |
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I mis-read the name as Banana Smart, I'm sure nobody else would read it like that and always call her Banana when sending her e-mails... |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:56 pm |
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41.219.204.113 Nigeria (Lagos)*
Looks like I was wrong with my ASEM theory. Bait away. |
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DarkVegetableMatter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 51
Location: Where ever I get your Goat, that's my home
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Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:42 pm |
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I got the same mail from 'l0rdrevelution2oo at googlemail.com' & assumed it was from a baiter. I answered in similar style. If it is a lad he's confused as hell right now....
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Brother, I hear you crying out in the wilderness with no Lad to
ease your suffering. I am also having trouble localising localy
located ministers willing to assume the missionary position.
I can only assume the credit crunch has not hit in Western Africa
as it has in the civilized world since it would seem that even
offers of a multi million dollar donation doesn't summon the
faithful like it used to  What does it take to get a 'Monument Of
Faith' built these days?
All I can suggest is that you pray to the Lord & keep the faith
brother, for is it not written, "bait thy hook and they will come"?
ASEM & ALLEJULAH-MIN BROTHER!
R0g3r W1lc0
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:02 am |
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^^^^Okay, I'm back to my baiter theory. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:06 am |
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You can always try the baiter test IV I IX to see if they pick up on the roman numerals - dress them up in a falsely attributed biblical quote or something if you're nervous. Not everyone will spot it, but a good baiter will work it out and from the context realise you're another baiter too.
Might be a lad who borrowed heavily from a bait he once fell for, play along a while! But play your own pastor, it'll train your acting skills Set up multiple mailboxes and play a different character from each one - but keep your email volume low, your lad must work harder than you do |
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spot
Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:18 am |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:11 am |
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Okay.....I'm back to my "bait them" opinion.
Good God, this is like watching a tennis match. |
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