Official "Dear Santa" thread..

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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:36 am

...cause I justy know he'll be reading this, so lets let home know what we hope to find under the christmas tree tomorrow...

Dear santa, this year I would like a Wii and Dani Minogue.
And world peace...but if that cant be done, the first two will be just fine.

Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:48 am

a lad phrase book
so I don't have to keep saying 'what the f%$k'

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:54 am

A pony

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:02 am

Dear Santa, please make my flu go away Sad

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:07 am

Robert Mugabe to hand over to Morgan Tsvingerai and then drop dead; Maddie McCann to return safe and well; Heath Ledger to get that posthumous Oscar; and Steven Conroy to wake up and can that web censor hobbyhorse of his.

I'll also settle for a first Division Tatts win all to myself and Sophie Monk likewise. Wink

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:58 pm

For Santa to stop all these women hammering on my bedroom door at night. Its disturbing having to keep getting out of bed to let them out!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

@ Cherrie, I didn't think they had doors in the jungle? Laughing

Could be worse, you could be in that guest bedroom in the open air, at least you wouldn't have to get up to let them in Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:32 pm

Rodus wrote:

Dear Santa, please my my flu go away Sad

I know exactly how you feel, dude, and my request is the same. I've had it for a week now.
My whole household is down with it and we're thinking of cancelling Christmas and having it in a few days time.

The kids will get to open their presents of course but the thought of picking up wrapping paper covered in snot isn't one that I'm looking forward to.

I was thinking of asking for World Peace and shit like Yastreb has done but bollocks to that. What's the point of World Peace when you've got flu?

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:54 pm

I would like my avatar to come to my house.

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

That would mean that she would have to leave my house JoJo, and that ain't happenin!

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:59 pm

I would like Jojo's avatar to come to my house also.

I don't think Lotta would mind sharing, do you?

Oh yeah, world peace and all that crap too.

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:08 pm

If we're going to ask for things like world peace, how about this:

I'd like all the lads to stop scamming innocent victims and just pretend with us. Very Happy

That way we can still have fun, but nobody's losing anything.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:50 pm

I hope you and your family get over the flu, Slightly.

And I hope I don't freeze my ass off in the rain, snowblowing my driveway; that is, if the snow isn't so wet by now I'll have to shovel it by hand because the blower gets clogged!

I'm gonna take this out on the lads, for sure! Evil or Very Mad

-Scrooge

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I would like my avatar to come to my house

But then again She could be a bit of a handful

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

@ Slightlyoutofit
Sure it isn’t man Flu

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IsvWK_EedLU

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:06 pm

Dear Santa,

Since you never brought the pony I asked for I am asking for the following:

1. A bestseller book of all our famous Lad quotes; proceeds to go to help the victims of their crime.

2. For my surgery to go well on the 29th and that you invent a non carbonated drink that tastes like rootbeer.

3. A Red Ryder BB gun and I promise not to shoot anybody's eye out.

4. A 6' 2" handsome man with lots of muscles who will be my toy boy for the year.

5. Lumps of coal (enough to bury them alive) to all the financial people who put the world in a financial crisis.

And, last but not least Peace on Earth and good will towards all except those lads who scam people.

Thank you, Santa!

p.s. I left cookies and soy milk by the fireplace for you.

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:59 pm

Chibuike wrote:

A 6' 2" handsome man with lots of muscles who will be my toy boy for the year.

I've been here all along.

P.S. I will make you a non carbonated drink that tastes exactly like A&W root beer.

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Tartan Doc Martens

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A coffee mug that I don't have from someplace that I haven't been...oh, and for my relatives to stop giving my son toys that make noise (you know I'm just going to disappear the batteries when he is asleep)...and World Peas (with or without mashed potatoes and corn).

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:02 pm

On my list are:
Kate Winslet, Nigella Lawson and a maxi size bottle of baby oil.
A 1996 model Epiphone Casino guitar in sea green with the Bigsby Tremolo arm.
A Hawaiian Ukelele.

The Casinos are hard to get hold of in green as they don't make them anymore, so my hopes aren't high.
Kate and Nigella haven't replied to my letters.
I think I've got the ukelele though. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:43 pm

A little more genuine compassion, empathy and kindness to and from everyone in the world is on the top of my list.

Next on my list are: Stylish and well fitting clothes that do not need dry cleaning, dried flat or ironing. A never exhausted gift card for the Nordstroms shoe department. Cats with hair that don't shed and instantaneously self cleaning litter boxes. OMG good chocolate with zero calories and fat. For Rodus' flu to go away.

@Mugatu. A few of my friends built a Fender Stratocaster out of parts (using a 1996 body) for me as a Christmas gift this year. It is a beater, but I love it anyway. I'm always afraid of banging up my nice PRS. It is one of the most thoughtful and sweetest gifts I have ever received. Good luck on your quest for the green Casino. John Lennon would approve. BTW, more than 10 letters a month to Kate or Nigella is considering stalking in most countries. Smile

Oh, one more thing I would like is for Harry to take his meds in the right combination and doses.

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:53 pm

I'm way past the 10 letters stage, but thank you for the warning. Laughing

The Casino would just be a nice addition to the collection... I already have a few guitars, my favourite being a very pretty mid 90's Epi Sheraton in blonde. I like the big body f holes, being a bluesman.
It's funny, a lot of people I know have beaters, and they asked me what my "beater" is... truth is I just don't have one. I play and care for all of them equally.
The strat from parts was a lovely idea! Very origina, and I'm glad you love itl! Smile

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Newdonym hasn't eaten and he's a hongry.

So food is on the top of my list right now, but after that I'm going with a, hugs not drugs tshirt so i can get more hugs from strangers.

That should help bring about the world peace that you bunch of beauty queens all seem to regard so highly.

I'm off for a christmas night ride on my shiny new unicycle. It's even got bells on it.

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