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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:30 am |
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Oh my god! how bad is this TW@T? M.O.F
Is it legitimate to take a run up for a slap?
Edit: to blur out the kids faces, you will just have to imagine the look of utter disappointment. |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:29 am |
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How long did it take you to get him to build that travesty?
If it needed only a little prompting, a mild chiding should do.
If, on the other hand, it took a lot of pressure to get him to do that, then berate him most strictly!
Additional; if you can, pixilate the faces of the children as they are definitely ITPs. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:27 pm |
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That is a sorry excuse for a TWAT pyramid, alright. The worst, yes. Nowhere near specification, and they deserve a slap for sure! I would surely question their dedication and commitment to the church.
The children's faces should be covered up, yes. Not only are they ITP, but you can see the utter disappointment in their faces, knowing that their parents are just lazy TWATS! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:24 pm |
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They stack the potatoes down at my local supermarket higher than that.
How can anyone expect Salvation (or cash) for such a meagre effort?
Bitch-slap those TWATS.
Like the other guys here, I say cover the faces of the kids. Not so much because they look disappointed or that they're ITPs, but for the fact that if any of their friends see that photo, they will be forever mocked for being associated with such a piss-poor effort. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:39 pm |
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Wow, and I thought I had cornered the market on worthless Tw@ts and terrible pyramids. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:17 pm |
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He hasn't actually been too much trouble, he's a bit of a slow burner, generally sends about 1 email per week. His TW@T forms weren't too great, he has a novel approach to "cut and paste," but because he's so slow, I let it pass.
I cant see the lad himself in the "Travesty of Faith" pic. I guess he was the one taking the photo. |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless.
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:23 pm |
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Answer number 8 is priceless. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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carlosq
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Mar 2008
Posts: 35
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:03 pm |
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His middle name is Precious. This lad is indeed precious |
_________________ I dont have time for your cock and bull stories when you are ready for business we shall know - Frank Owen
your a big time animal get loss with your money . another person can buy the gold dust - Bello
Remember what great mating ruttier king - Jones Jerry |
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Simon Bar Sinister
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 403
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:24 pm |
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that thing is an abomination.....
Slap hard and often and REDO
unacceptable |
_________________ I was brought up from a good Christian home and I have all confidence and trust in my God who never fails his people. - Cole Adams (lad)
<---- so many to go.. but it's a start!!
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i have to tatoo on my hand and my chest thanks and god you and all member,s of w.i.c.c.a.n thanks you email ineed help pastor pleas help me please. - Muhsini Hasani (lad)
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:43 pm |
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Wow, that is the most pitiful thing I have ever seen. As one of the head Reverends of this ubiquitous church, I suggest that insulting travesty he calls a MOF be the source of nagging mockery and humiliation. I would have to make fun of him for days over that one. Even after he does it over, to the correct specifications (if ever), I would remind him of that shameful mess for all of time. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:24 pm |
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That just makes me sad. I mean, what kind of effort is that?!??!? |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:31 pm |
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Yep, It's really poor. Makes me laugh how they dug out a bit of the bank in front to make it appear taller. Real "trompe l'oeil" effect.... Lad Logic.
Mugu to me wrote: |
Happy xmas rev.have yiu seen the picture sent to you by emmanuel?i was have problem sending the |
Me to Mugu wrote: |
Hello Precious, I hope that you are well.
Yes I did see the picture, but I haven't sent it on to the elders for assessment as I fear they would see it as an insult. Son, the all seeing brown eye is meant to look down on all it surveys. The tiny little pile of bags you made really isn't fit to be called a m0nument of fai7h at all. I'm sorry if this sounds harsh, but the minimum height requirement as stated in the manual I sent you is 3 meters. It is meant to demonstrate your faith and determination to be a complete TW@T.
I'm sure that if you were to work hard over the Christmas period, you could complete a much more suitable structure, and then take up your ministry in the new year. |
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_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless. |
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:39 pm |
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At last, a reply
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thanks rev,i will do as you ve said. |
Good lad, hop to it. |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless. |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Sun Dec 28, 2008 6:16 am |
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Well done, after all - "being a twat is boundless" ha ha ha... |
_________________ "YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT ACCORDING TO INSTRUCTION. WHAT I SAY IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR."
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:57 pm |
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That pyramid is so hilarious. I laugh every time I see it. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:50 pm |
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Is it possible that they made the children build it?
Anyway, a huge slap is needed. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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veruca41
papparazzi
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 101
Location: The deep South
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:56 pm |
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Could you send your lad a photo of one of the more impressive TWAT pyramids for inspiration? Just a suggestion... |
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:50 pm |
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He was sent the manual, and has visited the website to see what others have done. And then for some odd reason, turned out that pile of crap!
I hope the kids weren't made to help build it, I doubt they could lift a sack full of earth, they must weigh about 50 Kg. |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless. |
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:27 pm |
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Oh Dear, I can see it's going to be a long haul with this one.
Tw@t wrote: |
REV, I SAW YOUR MAIL,I HOPE YOU ARE BETTER NOW.I HOPE YOU ACCEPT THESE.
REGARDS TO THE TW@T FAMILY. |
What kind of idiot does he take me for? OK, it's a bit bigger, but it's 2 dimensional.... I'm genuinely starting to get angry now. |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless.
Last edited by Roger The Cabin Boy on Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:15 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:39 pm |
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That thing looks very unstable. How the hell is he going to climb to the top to light it on fire without the whole thing falling over and crushing him?
Now that I think of it, that's not such a bad deal. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:55 pm |
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Well its almost tempting to let him try it, just to see if it does. I'm betting all the people in front are hiding the fact its been raised up on pallets or something, and look at the size of those bags! could they be any bigger? What a lazy sod! |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:01 pm |
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They are definitely trying to hide the fact that they are lazy, unfit TWATS!
Major slaps!! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:11 pm |
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Yep rebuild, but maybe if they wear tin foil helmets it would appease his holiness, the great Tw@t master - and win some crap competition run by Mr Sunshine the coach tour guide.
Just kidding It is a great compo, one that I am not even fit to enter.
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_________________ Give the lads some extra pain with your own IT admin from hell - visit toolkits for Grooble Gambit
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
< никогда достаточно
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!
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Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:13 pm |
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Despite being thoroughly displeased with this effort, Father B is playing it cool.
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Dear Pr3cious,
Thank you for the photo you sent, I presume that this is meant as
evidence of your work in progress. I must say that it is slightly
unusual to start by constructing a 2 dimensional triangle, but I'm
sure it will be fine when it's finished. I wish you good luck with the
rest of the work, and hope to hear from you soon, when it is
completed.
Regards Father Br1an |
I think Sister B3tty, (who put the lad forward for a donation) might not be quite so diplomatic. I'll give it 'til tomorrow, then she can fire off a scathing Email about betrayed trust and ingratitude. |
_________________ Bobby Smith: M7CN $ecure- 2,381 boxes clicked! Then Undetowz broke the record.
Sam's Safari-: oh mum never use again pls they are performg rubbish and all of them are thiefs.
Precious - I cant get enough because being a TW@T is boundless. |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:43 am |
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What a piece of crap. Both of them. Obviously the work of people who don't really want all that money. |
_________________ x4
It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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