Merry Christmas from Dan

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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:51 pm

For new readers, some of us have been baiting the lazy but entertaining Dan for over 2 years. He treats me as his Dad, for reasons best known to himself.

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Dan Danino to me 11:48 (2 hours ago)

Hi Dad,

Since you decide not to wish me this i'll do it to you.

Merry Xmas from him that cares,
Dan

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:54 pm

Thats when you should make up a holiday...

"Son, we dont celebrate christmas....we celebrate (insert new holiday here) "
Laughing

"So that is simply why I did not wish it to you."

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

sniff.....sniff.... I didn't get a card from Dan.... sniff..... sniff

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:04 pm

/\/\ When you're not trying to have him killed, you're boffing his imaginary girlfriend, that's why. And you killed his Aston Martin.

He's after a present now.

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Hi dad,

Atlist this is Xmas,you don't even know you'll just try and get me even if a football toggs or a jersey just as to know that you really care about that Xmas is coming,if you don't buy me,you tell me what will u lik me to buy for you in Xmas. Shocked

Yes thats true,you people are playing Osaka what day is that i guess it was yesterday right?

Hope your soonest reply.

From yours,
Danny

Hi didn't say please once. Shocked

I think the record is 28 times in an email.

I've told him I'm in Japan, with Manch3ster Unit3d, and I'm off to bed with my Geisha now.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Roycropper wrote:

When you're not trying to have him killed, you're boffing his imaginary girlfriend, that's why. And you killed his Aston Martin.

Everything looks bad when all you do is focus on the negatives.

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:55 pm

He didn't send Cinnamon a Christmas greeting Crying or Very sad

.

After all I did for him too, stringing him along, helping him get kidnapped . . .

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:45 pm

Ungrateful lad, after all the opportunities, women and cars we have showered upon him. He even whines about me to Ryan Giggs:

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Good,that very nice of you,Roy does'nt evn find chance to e-mail me is that good?

Im really angry with him,he never called nor even emailed me very bad of him,he nether cared so hw about you and the Queen is worth hearing,

I needed a new update i mean latest news of the club,just feed me with it so i can have it to tell my friends,hope that will be wonderful i expect to recieve it soonest.

Tell Roy to call me or e-mail me.

Hope to hear from you soonest.

Regards,
Dan

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:25 pm

Dan is so needy, clinging, and ungrateful. How can Daddy stand it?? Laughing

He's such a glutton for punishment; what a pet. Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:25 am

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I needed a new update i mean latest news of the club, just feed me with it so i can have it to tell my friends,hope that will be wonderful i expect to recieve it soonest.

Maybe he should hear about the 2 new signings coming in January. He can go tell all of his friends that the 2 new Hush, Hush signings will be Nigerian internationals John Obi Mikel (Chelsea) & Obafemi Martins (Newcastle). These 2 new players will be brought in at any cost in January as replacements for Ronaldo who is moving to Manchester City for 55 Million GBP and his wages will be 1 Million GBP per week. Shocked

This is very secret and that he mustn't tell anybody or even attempt to bet on it. Imagine what would happen if word got around about this. Very Happy

We all know that newspapers would pay a fortune for a sporting exclusive like that so he mustn't tell anybody. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 73

^^^

The same John Obi Mikel who joined Chelsea FROM Man United?

I like it - he's so stupid he will buy it hook, line and sinker. And hopefully have a bet on it too!

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:03 pm

Even better if he gets his friends to have a flutter on it also, that should make him really popular. Razz