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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:10 am

My first love lad - ever - sent me trophy pictures Smile

I've been talking with him for about 6 weeks...got him off the "I love you, you are my soulmate" script somewhat we've talked about what africa is like (originally he was in the UK but his brother died and he had to fly back and his passport and money got stolen)...

He had the nerve to ask me for $250 USD to keep his internet on for the month...I have been telling him about my money woes when he tries to approach the subject of money ... flat out told him I didn't have it...

And of course, he's still on every day like nothing happened...
Today he went to the cyber cafe and scanned these pics for me...

He thinks my name is x (I wanna suck c**k)

Edit:
Gosh I showed up on google, glad I checked my name

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:15 am

Ivana,
Congratulations on your first trophy pic!
clapping

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

That's a smashingly great set of sign pics! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:22 am

Well done with the nice set of pictures. He is looking too happy in the third picture. Something needs to be done about that. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:43 am

Ok - so this guys been on the hook with me for 6 weeks...and he is on the hook...he's even stopped hinting for money & is honestly looking on job sites that might have h2 visas (unskilled worker for 1 year)

I've got a set of "homeland security" forms -- I borrowed some of it from here -- that I will send to him soon (it encourages getting a passport since it needs his number) and I think he actually will get a passport

at first I thought of sending him on safari (very small one to the airport and back mistaking what airport I was to book) posing as going there to visit him (I needed a vacation after all)...

but he says he is intent on coming here...(asking me for flight money maybe?)

I don't want to do something that will make him drop me...he's too fun to play with...but I'm wondering what to do next -- I could see a tattoo of my name to show his love...but I'm afraid that will be too much right now...

any suggestions on something to do next?

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 214

Thanksgiving is nearly upon us - hmm theme photos can be fun Wink

You can also tell him about your religious conversion and hope that he too is god fearing - see many different modalities in other threads - or if he is looking for unskilled work maybe Wayne and Frumpys Eater university could be made offer him a place - if a suitable sign or even better video is made showing his conversion and academic desires.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Sep 2008 Posts: 41

Wow ... impressing!! Congratulations! ... Smile

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:58 pm

You could introduce another character--jealous ex, overprotective brother/father, "friend" who has a history of stealing your boyfriends (who is conveniently trying to do so from another email), etc.

Then you can start having fun with a little jealousy, maybe some security measures (your ex is trying to break you up and you have to be sure it is really him emailing or calling), some older brother "grilling", maybe dad wants to pay him off to leave you alone or wants proof that he is applying for work...All of these can bring new photo/form/video opportunities, depending on where you take them.

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:23 am

Love it, Ivana! Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:18 am

Great trophies - well done!

clapping

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

Ivana wrote:

any suggestions on something to do next?

Scarlett's got a 50 page immigration form she might loan you.

Those are awesome trophy pics. With the sign, his baby face, and pretty pink jewelry, I could imagine him gracing the cover of a popular gay porn mag, couldn't you? Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:43 pm

Ahhh Googled his e-mail again and found him on ANOTHER dating site -- of course that caused a major ass chewing...

IRL my hunnie had to have surgery so I was gone 2 days which put K3lv1n into a panic...

Now he's telling me about borrowing money from a group of lads to get back to nigeria (from the UK when his brother died) & having to do the scamming to pay them back...but then he didn't do it, the bad guys opened the accounts in his name & he has never checked them...

and he was so close to christmas gifts...

I will have to chat with him (not discussing this in e-mail) before I can make up my mind to forgive him or not Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:50 am

Con-grat's on the pictures,, print-um out and hang-um on the wall

Nurse Nasty's got some brilliant forms, They don't do anything or say anything, but they will keep lover boy busy.. One question was,, "when did you last have sex with a goat, and did you enjoy it"

Make up a story, Say the local school kids are doing a survey, No not on goats, that's silly. And would he like to assist then, by filling in a few forms..

But if he's that hooked anything's possible.. Send him out to buy a Purple Suit.

Or if you want to be really evil [and you do] bait him again with another character, and then play the jealous rejected lover and see how he handles it , when you tell him , he's been two timing you.

Master Baiter Joined: 04 Dec 2008 Posts: 143

Is he still looking for work? Because I recently received an email from a 'hotel' in Canada which desperately needs heaps and heaps of workers in all sorts of areas. I've got a just-out-of-high-school girl expressing interest, but perhaps your lad would like to apply as well? Smile

(At the moment I'm just straight-baiting while I learn the ropes - and yes I'm baiting safe and have read all the stickies etc - but I've been wondering whether it might be a useful modality to matchmake the lads. Why should we waste our time baiting them if we can get them to bait each other? Smile

Might need a middleman to forward emails between them and 'correct' any suspicions that might cause one to drop the other, though.)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:14 am

good idea, although how would a canadian hotel use a man living in tennessee (where I live) ...

I really like the idea of middle manning scams like that -- keep telling each one what they want to hear...

my lad has already complained about the scammers out there when he posts his resume...

I don't think he's been looking again -- not there nor here... have to smack him again good if he's going to be my man...

UPDATE I got a scammer job offer in the UK...I sent it to dear k3lvin with the suggestion since he's already gone through the process of being in the UK, maybe this would be a solution to some of our money problems...that it might take a little longer for us to be together, but in the long run what is a few more months?

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:23 pm

Update:

He's now using the e-mail [email protected]
0=o 3=e

it's a brand new e-mail, can we get a few baiters on him?

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:50 pm

Not only did I snag his new e-mail, but I got him to fill out an edited 13 page "hom3l4and s3cur1ty" form ... I'm not going to post it here since most of it is straight questions - only funny parts is him drawing his pictures & the thumb print -- going to edit the form I'm using to include nose or lip prints Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:51 pm

a piece of ART!!!!

well done.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Oct 2008 Posts: 70

Lol get them to do ear prints as well...

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:33 am

Haven't posted much about him lately since he's taken to just showing up around my payday and asking for $50.

He slipped up once and listed his expenses (30 a night for a hotel, 12 a meal for a hotel meal, etc.) and I went off on him explaining I was eating a bag of beans (2$) every couple days.

He's told me he found a job (which is why he can't be online that much) as a used car salesman, and now has an apartment.
He wanted $50 for cooking utensils (pots, pans, etc.) so he could save money by cooking at home.

I've had it with him so I told him ok - and did a M7CN on him, he clicked 300 boxes and got the first 7 numbers, but never got the e-mail with the last 3 digits. He figured out on his own that it was because it took longer than 48 hours. So he asked me to resend the money.

This time I used the "frustrate the lad" option and he told me he completed the process but it wouldn't e-mail him the last 3 numbers. The liar.

He told me that his server wasn't strong enough to do the process, and that he went to several cafe's to try to get it. He told me about the other lad's laughing at him Very Happy

In an e-mail he basically asked if I could take the time to do the process and just send him the number. But he didn't have the gonads to ask me to do that in person (he knows I'm drowning in work right now).

I gave him the customer service number but he couldn't make international calls. So I called customer service and 15 mins. later told him I was told the process wasn't completed. So he said he'd try again in the morning.

He mentioned Money Gram but I let him know they went to the same Security method. But I'm willing to try that if he wants to.

I'm going to refuse to send him the cash in the mail since that will cost money and I only have $50 to send him. I think next payday I will have a car problem where I needed the $50 so I won't have it to send anymore.

What's funny is during this process he's back online twice a day talking to me (all lovey dovey) and talks about his job but isn't actually there Wink

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:25 am

Ivana,
I hope you're lad gets carpel tunnel syndrome from all that clicking.
I also love that the other lads are laughing at him.

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:32 am

Ivana,

Love your work !!!

Perhaps the lad needs help from a friend to solve the MG code puzzle. Sometimes a person keeps making the same mistake over and over, but a fresh pair of eyes sees the mistake immediately and solves the problem.

If the lad responses that he got help (but did not generate the code number), then inform him that WU says the money was successfully delivered.

Of course, it would be foolish to send more money until you know who collected the first payment.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 19

Good job Ivana, Good Job!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:42 am

Ivana wrote:

Not only did I snag his new e-mail, but I got him to fill out an edited 13 page "hom3l4and s3cur1ty" form ... I'm not going to post it here since most of it is straight questions - only funny parts is him drawing his pictures & the thumb print -- going to edit the form I'm using to include nose or lip prints Twisted Evil

Ivana: think about having him also give you a foot print. It is a known fact that footprints are the same as fingerprints in that they are unique to each person. if you are doing a "homeland security" gig also get full PALM prints. some states are doing that on CCW permits. with using all that ink, it will take him some time to clean up. Just little irritants.

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:54 am

Lmao -- I can see pulling off a finger print for each finger & a palm print...then a page for foot prints...without the lad thinking twice about it...

Going to have to add that to my next set of paperwork along with the full data alan needs

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