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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:05 pm |
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I have a "love lad" who needs $15K from me in order to make a final proposal of 2.5 million dollars worth of antiques. In response to my request for pictures, he sent me all the images from this site. http://antiquescientifica.com/ANTIQUE%20MARBLE%20SCULPTURE.htm
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These are the Scuptural Antiques. So when are you going to send the money ? |
I'm not sure why he needs my money if he has managed to rob the Vatican and several major European museums of their treasures.
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The antiques look beautiful! I'm sure that you will make a lot of money selling them here in the states. I feel like I've seen a few of them before....I guess you must have agreed to purchase some famous statues. I hope none of them are forgeries. Do you have certification of authenticity for them all? |
After several go rounds, I get this masterpiece of creativity - love the "seal"
I think my 8yo could have come up with something better than this. |
_________________ *Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
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I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:27 pm |
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Certificate of authenticity for "sculptural antiques" - priceless.
I'd love to know more about the certifying body myself? Perhaps they have a phone number for NTBS to call on Sunday's show? |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
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Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:25 am |
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Of course the certificate is a faker, it's missing the universal RSOT!! |
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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
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Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:44 am |
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Sorry, I'm dense...what's RSOT? |
_________________ *Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
x 18 x4 x2
I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks |
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BobCat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
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Location: on the 'net
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Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:00 am |
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^ Red Seal of Truth |
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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:24 pm |
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Just bizarreness
I am baiting this lad as a wealthy "cougar" and have sent him pics of myself borrowed from "H0usewives of 0C" which make clear the good relationship I have with my plastic surgeon. I have invited him to vacation with me on the beach in Mexico (lotion rubbing mentioned), etc. He keeps begging for money (and rightly so. He DID send the requested certificate of authenticity almost a week ago). I just respond with more pictures and talk of Christmas parties on my yacht.
So this morning he sends me a Charles Spurgeon devotion (famous 19th century preacher and theologian).
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Both of them had an affection for Naomi, and therefore set out with her upon her return to the land of Judah. But the hour of test came; Naomi most unselfishly set before each of them the trials which awaited them, and bade them if they cared for ease and comfort to return to their Moabitish friends.
At first both of them declared that they would cast in their lot with the Lord’s people; but upon still further consideration Orpah with much grief and a respectful kiss left her mother in law, and her people, and her God, and went back to her idolatrous friends, while Ruth with all her heart gave herself up to the God of her mother in law. It is one thing to love the ways of the Lord when all is fair, and quite another to cleave to them under all discouragements and difficulties.
The kiss of outward profession is very cheap and easy, but the practical cleaving to the Lord, which must show itself in holy decision for truth and holiness, is not so small a matter. How stands the case with us, is our heart fixed upon Jesus, is the sacrifice bound with cords to the horns of the altar? Have we counted the cost, and are we solemnly ready to suffer all worldly loss for the Master’s sake? The after gain will be an abundant recompense, for Egypt’s treasures are not to be compared with the glory to be revealed. Orpah is heard of no more; in glorious ease and idolatrous pleasure her life melts into the gloom of death; but Ruth lives in history and in heaven, for grace has placed her in the noble line whence sprung the King of kings. Blessed among women shall those be who for Christ’s sake can renounce all; but forgotten and worse than forgotten shall those be who in the hour of temptation do violence to conscience and turn back unto the world.
O that this morning we may not be content with the form of devotion, which may be no better than Orpah’s kiss, but may the Holy Spirit work in us a cleaving of our whole heart to our Lord Jesus. |
Since my character is rather shallow and vain, his impulse to convert may be good....but I have so many questions. For example - I didn't even think Oprah Winfrey was married, so how could she kiss her mother-in-law? |
_________________ *Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
x 18 x4 x2
I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:14 pm |
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Oprah is divorced. Ask him if this is his way of telling you he doesn't love you anymore. Just have fun twisting his words against him. |
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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:37 pm |
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Lad
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Well sweetie, we'll read more about that when we both go to church....It's all in the bible..Sweetie, you haven't tell me when you're going to send the money.. |
I have way too many questions to be thinking about money!!!
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Do you go to church? I should go too, right? Are Naomi and Ruth
women at your church? How do they know Oprah?
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_________________ *Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
x 18 x4 x2
I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:46 pm |
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In marriage and baiting it is always about the money.
EDIT: ok in marriage it isn't ALWAYS ALWAYS about the money. Sometimes it is about that other thing...... |
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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2008
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:08 pm |
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What other thing? |
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larry
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:32 pm |
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You know....the OTHER thing..... |
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Yastreb
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:19 pm |
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The car? The house? Which one? |
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Ulquiorra Schiffer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Mar 2008
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:01 pm |
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Hehehehehehehe...
The children? |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:33 pm |
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Is it perhaps the major cause of wives to have sudden headaches because the poor man twiddles the same old knobs, annoys the neighbours with cries of "Oh Yes Oh Yes" but forgets the wifes name and collapses snoring after 2 minutes of frenzied neanderthal activity, bettering the Olympic sprint record every time whilst the wife prefers a middle distance event?
My Mom said to post this, and like a good daughter, did so.
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:15 am |
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^ You mean that's no good? How many knobs are there to be twiddled? How long should it take to complete the 100 meter dash? Please ask your mom, we all like to learn |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
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Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:41 am |
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Actually I am kind-of sorry I brought it up....... |
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Just Jane
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Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:06 am |
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@Dutch: Here's a picture if you need more explanation.
(sorry for the thread hijack Becky!) |
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Opps I crapped my pants
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2008
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Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:49 am |
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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
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Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:05 am |
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re: hijacking....no problem |
_________________ *Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
x 18 x4 x2
I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:31 am |
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@JJ Great pic !
*frantically Googling for the manual that comes with that* |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:29 am |
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I'll bring the topic back...this one looks like fun, becky. But I wanna know, too about Oprah. How did she get involved in this transaction? My word, that woman is into everyone's business these days! |
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