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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Dec 2008 Posts: 7

Obviously I am an amateur at this, as I was only able to keep this one going for a measly two weeks before they stopped responding. However, this was my first bait and it was addictively funny to have them respond to my blatant mocking. It's pretty much self-explanatory. My e-mails are in italic.

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From: UNITED NATIONS END OF YEAR AWARD GRANT 2008 [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Friday, November 14, 2008 9:16 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: END OF YEAR GRANT AWARD FROM UNITED NATIONS TRUST FUND

United Nations Trust Fund
Switzerland Department of Humanitarian Affairs
Palais des Nations CH-1211 Geneva 10
Switzerland

Congratulations Beneficiary,

Your email has been selected by the United Nations(UN) for a cash grant
award of Six Hundred And Fifty Thousand Five hundred United State
Dollar,($650,500.00usd)for this year 2008 award.Your email address was
selected during our random email balloting for the cash grant and if you
receive this notification,it means that you are a lucky beneficiary of our
cash grant award.The united nations authorities has decided to give this
award to 15 beneficiaries from all over the world to help facilitate and
improve the standard of living to the Commission on the Limits of the
Continental Shelf for developing States, in particular the least developed
countries and small island developing States,and compliance with article
76 of the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea.This grant is
been aided by the United Nations development programme and the united
nations trust funds for human security.Your cash grant pin number is
(UNO-154/4456/011).

Our corresponding office (United Nations Trust Funds ) in Nigeria,Africa
and they will give details on how your funds would be remitted to you.Do
contact our payment office immediately with the informations below.Your
grant numbers fall within your Location file, you are requested to contact
the event manager/Claims Department, send your winning identification
numbers and fill the verification form below,to enable him verify your
claims.
1.FULL NAMES OF DONATION BENEFICIARY:..................
2.RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:...................... ..
3.DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH:........................ .
4.WINNING EMAIL:........................ ...
5.PHONE/FAX NUMBERS:...................... ......
6.NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN:..............
7.SEX:....................
8.OCCUPATION:................. ..
9.MARITAL STATUS:..................
10.COUNTRY:..................
11NATIONALITY:..........
Do contact our payment office immediately with the informations above.
****************************** ****************************** ****************
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Payment Officer:Dr.Packer Cole
Phone Number:+23470-5737-13-33
Email:unitednations_ [email protected]
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Regards,
Mr Ban Ki-moon.
UNITED NATIONS SECRETARY GENERAL

11/17/08
Dere Mr. Man Moon,

many thanks for the award. hear is my informations, please send my money as soon as possible

1.FULL NAMES OF DONATION BENEFICIARY:.................. Mr. Blutus F. Gator
2.RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:...................... ..C-14 Canal, Margate, FL, 33063
3.DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH:........................ .6/24/1965, Lake Okeechobee, FL
4.WINNING EMAIL:........................ [email protected]
5.PHONE/FAX NUMBERS:...................... ......954-225-6633
6.NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN:..............Ms. Greenilda J. Gator
7.SEX:....................Male
8.OCCUPATION:................. ..Mammal Population Control Specialist
9.MARITAL STATUS:.................. Single
10.COUNTRY:.................. U.S.A.
11NATIONALITY:.......... Floridian

United Nations Development Programme
United Nations House
Plot 617/618, Diplomatic Zone,
Central Area District,
P.M.B. 2851, Garki,
Abuja, Nigeria.
Tel:+23470-57371333

Cash Grant Winning number...................(UNO- 154/4456/011)

Attn :Mr.Blutus F.Gator,

The united nations trust fund organization has decided to use you as an aid of development in your respectful environments and we urge you that 10 percent of this grant should go to the orphanage and the less privilege.And also you are advise to develop your own small business to enhance employments in your environments and with doing this the united nations could meet their goal for GLOBAL DEVELOPMENT.

All necessary document that will facilitate the clearance of your cheque in your name has been processed.Your parcel contain the following document: Winning Cheque valued the sum of ($650,500.00)(Six Hundred And Fifty Thousand,Five Hundred USD) Winning Certificate from the United Nations Trust Funds Organization Clear Soure of Funds Certificate of origin of fund and Letter of Affidavits from the United Nations Trust Funds Organization Court of Justice,stating that the winning was received legally from the United Nations Trust Funds Organization and signed by the legal Attorney to United Nations Trust Funds Organization.

Thanks for your understanding in the claims remittance process,Your payment mode is via a certified cheque which has been issued in your name which contains the amount of (£650,500.00) and has been securely sealed and packed for delivery to your designated home address.

Note that you will be responsible for the delivery charges of this cheque to your home address by our affiliated delivery service and this is your little commitment to aid our next universal donations for our next cash grant award and the delivery charges are listed below.

DHL
Mailing
$100.00
Insurance
$200.00
Admin.:
$120.00
TOTAL
$420.00

UPS
Mailing
$150.00
Insurance
$200.00
Admin.:
$120..00
TOTAL
$470.00

FedEx
$180.00
Insurance
$200.00
Vat:
$120.00
TOTAL
$500.00

Your prize will be protected by a hardcover insurance policy, which makes it impossible to deduct any amount from the money before it has been remitted to you. This means that the above charges cannot be deducted from the prize and must be provided by you been part of your effort to aid the universal programme.Please fill this form below and get back with the option you choose for delivery destination.

Email For Confirmation Of Delivery
RECEIVERS NAME:Mr.Blutus F.Gator

DELIVERY ADDRESS:

COUNTRY:

DELIVERY OPTION:

Please be informed that delivery will be made to your address in 48 hours (2 days) after our confirmation of this payment for delivery,as you know that the delivery fee receipt will be used to attach on your payment delivery documents to avoid being delayed by customs.

For more information do call the office

Best Regards,
Dr .Packer Cole
Tel:+23470-57371333
Payment Officer

11/20/08
dere Dr Cole,

i am so thankful to you for grateful opprtunity to aid respectful global develop for less privilege. this is truly a wonderful great day for me and my family. since i realy enjoy small animals i plan to use youre cheque to develop rabbit farm in my nehgborhood so never run out of nice small animals.

best regards,
Blutus Gator

Dear Valued Beneficiary:Mr.Blutus F.Gator

Your mail was recieved in this office,But your option for delivey of your cheque parcel was not stated in the mail.We only have the D.H.L,UPs and Fedex.

You are to indicate from one of the three options that would be convinent for you,on how you want your cheque to be delivered to you in your home address in the United State of America.

We congratulate you once again beneneficiary.

Regards
Dr.Packer Cole

11/21/08
Dere Dr. cole,

i am so happy to be a valued beneneficiary! i've never been a beneneficiary before, so thank you so much.

i noticed that your delivery options are very expensive, why does it cost so much to send a cheque? is it a gold plated checkque that weighs 100 pounds or soemething? i'm realy not sure i can aforrd to pay that much, but i have another idea...i will be visting New York next week, as I have several gator relatives who live in the sewer system under Manhattan. I can swim up the intracoastal waterway from Florida, then go into the sewers (you should see the sewers of NYC they are very efficient, kind of like us gators having our own subway system for free!) anway when i go to visit my relatives, mabye I can stop by the United Nations building and pick up my check there? that would be much better for me and wouldn't cost so much.

Let me know if this is ok.

sincerely,
Blutus Gator

PS. please give my regards to the Ban in the Moon.

11/24/08
Dear Valued Beneficiary:Mr.Blutus F.Gator,

Your mail was recieved in this office and the content was well noticed..

Your cheque parcel has already been sealed,stamped and ready for delivery.So we urge you to try your best so that you can get your money.

We want you to tell us how much you can afford to pay for the delivery of your cheque as soon as possible as we can render some help.

We wish you the best of luck.

Regards
Dr.Packer Cole

11/24/08

hello most valued benefitter, Dr. Cole

since i live in a canal, i don't really have any experience mailing things, but i have a good friend who works in an office and he tells me he mails checks on a regular basis and it only costs 42 cents to mail checks. this should not be aproblem for you as i know the united nations gives lots and lots of money to poor countries so i am sure you can afford 42 cents to mail me my check, expecially since i am poor and have no money so you are just helping a poor invidnual anyway right? however if you don't want to spend the 42 cents, then please consider my previous suggestion, that i can travel to New York and pick up my check at the United Nations in person. it is really no trouble, as the United States government allows gators like myself to use the Intracoastal Waterway and the New York sewer system free of charge. It's really very convenient since i live in canal that is connected to the Intracoastal waterway near the Atlantic Oceans.

Let me now if this is acceptable to you.

Sincerely,
Blutus Gator

P.S. by the way I see that you are a doctor. Maybe you can give me some advice, I have noticed a very painful wart near the middle of my tail that hurts whenever I move it. do you know what may be causing this and if so is there any medicine i can take that will help? thank you very kindly.

11/25/08

Dear Valued Beneficiary:Mr.Blutus Gator,

You are taken this office and your award for granted.Your cheque parcel is with our corresponding office (United Nations Trust Funds ) in Nigeria,Africa.So you have pay for the cost of delivery of your cheque to your home address.

Your price is protected by a hardcover insurance policy, which makes it impossible to deduct any amount from the money before it has been remitted to you. This means that the charges cannot be deducted from the prize and must be provided by you been part of your effort to aid the universal programme.

If you know you cannot come up with something so that we can assist you,just let this office know so that we can file you a disclaimer.

Do take care of yourself and your health.
Congratulations onces more..

Regards
Dr.Packer Cole

11/25/08
Dear valued Dr. Packer Cole:

Now I am very confused. I thought the Univted Nations was in New York City. When did it move to Nigeria? What happened to that big building you guys usted to have at First Ave. & 42nd St.? As far as paying for the shipping, i think now is the time for me to explain my situation more fully so you will understand better my situation.

Since I am a reptile living in a canal it is very difficult for me to access a computer. Every now and then I am able to get into a public library to use the free computers there, but my claws make it very difficult and slow to press the keys on the keyboard, and as soon as the librarian sees me she calls the animal control and has me thrown out of the library. So my good freend Mr. Trueman (the one I told you about who works in an office and mails lots of cheques), who lives near me, helps me a lot. He reads my e-mail for me, and I tell him what to say & then he writes my responses. he is very good, kind man. lately i have found it hard to get food to eat so he has been bringing me some of those ugly ducks with the red faces. they are not as tasty as rabbits, but they keep me alive and I am very grateful for Mr. Trueman as he takes time out of his busy life to help me. however, now that the holidays are coming he's is going to be going out of town to visit his family soon, which means i will have nobody to feed me. that is why I need your help most esteemed benefitter Dr. Packer Cole. Without Mr. trueman, and now that the weather is getting cold I will have an even more difficult time finding food. I know the united nations does a lot to help hungry people. As I explained before I could go to New York and pick up my check at the United nations there, but now that the U.N. has moved to Nigeria that's a problem as I don't think I could swim that far and I certainly can't afford your hard cover insurance. there is a possibility Mr. trueman could take me to Nigeria but that would be very much out of his way and he could not do something like that until after the holidays by which time I will have moste likley starve to death. I really really need the benefit checkque from you so I can start a rabbit farm and always have plenty to eat then Mr. Trueman would not need to go through all the trouble to feed me ducks. So here are some ideas of how you can help me:

- Since you are a doctor, I'm sure you have lots of money. Maybe you could donate the shipping charges to the U.N. which would be tax-deductible for you. I'm sure they have tax deductions in Nigeria, right?

- Instead of a hardcover insurance policy, mabye you could change it to a soft cover insurance policy, or even a paper back insurance policy? Mr. Trueman tells me paperbacks are much less expensive than hard covers or even soft covers.

- as I have said before, I am willing and able to travel to New York. I can stay with my relatives for free. Even if the United nations is no longer there, Mr. Trueman told me Nigeria has a consulate in New York. is there a possibility I could pick up my checque parcel at the Nigerian Consulate?

thank you ever so much Dr. Cole. you are great wonderful kind man. i know you want to help me and i thank you for yor kindness.

with much sincerely,
Blutus Gator

11/27/08
From: United Nations <unitednations_claimsoffice01@ yahoo.com.hk>
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thursday, November 27, 2008 4:21:58 AM
Subject: DISCLAIMER FROM THE UNITED NATIONS TRUST FUND

Attention: Dear United Nations Trust Fund Winner

You are taking us for granted.We are not forcing you to claim your prize.
Your cheque will be reissued once you are ready for your claims, as
your fund has been deposited in an escrow account and insured in your
name.

Your filling the form give us the right over your claims. If after
this 4 days and you do not contact this department and do not fill the
form, you lack the right to come forward for your prize money any
other time as we have done our best.

Please complete the form below with correct information and email back
to us with a return email. Looking forward to your urgent reply.

THIS FORM SHOULD BE COMPLETED IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE ONLY.

FIRST NAME:
LAST NAME:
WINNING NUMBER:
AMOUNT WON:
BATCH NUMBER:
REFERENCE NUMBER:
REASONS FOR NOT CLAIMING PRIZE/MONEY:

DECLARATION:

I............................. ...................HEREBY DECLARE THAT I
DO NOT WISH TO CLAIM MY PRIZE /MONEY AND WILL LOOSE THE RIGHT TO SUE
FOR RECLAIMS.

DATE.......................... .....

(YOUR FULL NAMES)........................ ......................

Regards,
Mr Ban Ki-moon.
UNITED NATIONS SECRETARY GENERAL

11/29/08
Dear Mr. Moon and Dr. Packer Cole:

I don not understand. what is going on? I made three suggestions to you as to how I can get my prize, you have not responded to any of them. Since even though you are a doctor and have lots of money but don't want to help me, and you don't seem to have the means to get my check to the Nigerian consulate in New York, at least tell me how much paperback insurance costs? I thought you cared about me. Please let me know if you can work with me on this. I promise if you tell me how much it would cost to have a paperback insurnace policy instead of a hard cover, I will pay for it even if I have to borrow money from my relatives. Please do this for me, I know the United nations cares about poor less privilege like me.

Thank you very much,

Blutus Gator

No response after this. Sad

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:10 pm

Nice. Good job for a first try.

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:33 am

Very nice bluegator. Very Happy

It's quite amazing how he clearly did not really read any of your responses.

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i will be visting New York next week, as I have several gator relatives who live in the sewer system under Manhattan. I can swim up the intracoastal waterway from Florida, then go into the sewers

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