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scambuster3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 1099
Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:02 pm |
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It seems the lad did not like being told I would keep his money
from FBI OFFICER <[email protected]> hide details 8:52 pm (12 hours ago)
to xxxxxxxxxxx
date Dec 1, 2008 8:52 PM
subject OFFICE OF THE FBI
The Federal Bureau of Investigation ( FBI )
Hello Sir,
We are writting this elctronic mail as directed and informed by a partner of yours who officially reported you to us in a quest to arrest you if you did not comply with all the acusition been reported towards you
Iam pleased to inform you that with the rule of fEDERAL BUREAU of INVESTIGATION chapter 2 cap4 of year 1997 which stipulates that a man who trait his business partner in one way or the other will be jailed 32 years minimum,
According to the reporter, he told us that the agreement between you and him is for you to take 10 percent out of the fund and remit the rest to his account which you have failed to do.As a matter of this iam writting directly from our office to get you aware that if you did not pay him his fund withing 24 hours, you will be dealt with and charged with the above charges...
To before warned is to before harmed!!!
Agent KELVIN
For FBI |
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When it comes to scammers I bait with 1080, shoot from the hip and aim for between the eyes
Bank accounts sent to mysterious Alan = 477
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"You are going to scam your passport page "
"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGER1A has scanned this email for viruses, vandals and malicious content."
"The Central Bank of Nigerian will put you in jail for life. You must return that money or you will face a brutal consequences."
"I KNOW U ARE JUST A TIME WASTER AND A BULL SHITTER."
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:09 pm |
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You need to taunt him some more-he's not nearly p!ssed enough!!! 
Hope you told him what you spent all that free money on.  |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:10 pm |
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| Iam pleased to inform you that with the rule of fEDERAL BUREAU of INVESTIGATION chapter 2 cap4 of year 1997 which stipulates that a man who trait his business partner in one way or the other will be jailed 32 years minimum, |
Now that's a law any FBI agent would love!  |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:12 pm |
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That letter is so funny on so many points, but this:
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| To before warned is to before harmed!!! |
really takes the cake! |
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csudebate
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Nov 2008
Posts: 210
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:12 pm |
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Based on his e-mail address, he is a general in the FBI. I wouldn't mess with a high ranking FBI official if I were you, send the man his money. |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:12 pm |
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you should check the fbi's 10 most wanted list |
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mugu molester
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
Posts: 60
Location: far from Lagos
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:02 pm |
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I didn't realise that the financial crisis has gotten this bad. Even the FBI has to hire illiterate dumbsh*ts and use mail.com, the crappiest email service on this planet for their communication Seriously, do they think that anyone would fall for this?
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To before warned is to before harmed!!!
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dagget
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 242
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:54 pm |
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The FBI are everywhere, the even scare off good lad of travel to airports..of course this is the international fbi and not the regular fbi
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| how are you hope all is well?what is going on?i and got to the airport at the exact time 8.15 and we couldn't meet you, all we saw on the airport notice board was your name writen warnted by the international fbi,what happend?did you commite any offence with your journey to benin?please i need know all this because i can not risk my life or any of my staffs life in this.tell me what is going on. |
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I DONT KNOW YOU
USE THE MONEY TO BUY COFFIN. " ASEM lad
Have i scammed you once,instead you are the one scamming us here now....Send the money animal.
PLEASE TAKE CAER OF YOUR SELF OR I SEND TO YOU F.I.B ?
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scambuster3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 1099
Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:16 am |
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It seems I am going to the top of FBI list today
from another annoyed lad this morning, I told her/him which bank to collect her money from, seems she did not listen
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Juliet Chord Morgan <[email protected]> hide details 9:54 am (1 hour ago)
reply-to [email protected]
to xxxxxxx
date Dec 2, 2008 9:54 AM
subject you are going to jail
signed-by yahoo.com
mailed-by yahoo.com
Now i am upset cos i have been to the western union and they told me that my money is not there right now i want you to explain to me what is going on about my money...well i promise you that if you don't give me my money you will to go jail i need my money with immediate effect just get back to me and let me know why you just gave me wrong information on my money i am telling you right now to go and send me my money i am right now at the western union location and i had reported you to the FBI and they will take necessary steps on you just for you to send me my money. |
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When it comes to scammers I bait with 1080, shoot from the hip and aim for between the eyes
Bank accounts sent to mysterious Alan = 477
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2009 fake checks contest, thanks IG
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2008 Bank account contest, thanks IG
"You are going to scam your passport page "
"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGER1A has scanned this email for viruses, vandals and malicious content."
"The Central Bank of Nigerian will put you in jail for life. You must return that money or you will face a brutal consequences."
"I KNOW U ARE JUST A TIME WASTER AND A BULL SHITTER."
"Hope you are not a joker because I don't waste my time and job on jokers"
"Time wasters are not authorized to contact us"
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:17 am |
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Tell her you don't like being traited one way or the other, and to take her business elsewhere, unless she starts traiting you another. |
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BobCat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 972
Location: on the 'net
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:10 am |
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Why keep the money? Why not have the dollar chopped by a certain guy whose name shall not be mentioned?  |
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scambuster3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 1099
Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:05 am |
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Why was I keeping the $495,000
just to pixx her off
I've sent her off to the bank again, after i pleaded not to have me arrested (again) |
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When it comes to scammers I bait with 1080, shoot from the hip and aim for between the eyes
Bank accounts sent to mysterious Alan = 477
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2009 fake checks contest, thanks IG
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2008 Bank account contest, thanks IG
"You are going to scam your passport page "
"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGER1A has scanned this email for viruses, vandals and malicious content."
"The Central Bank of Nigerian will put you in jail for life. You must return that money or you will face a brutal consequences."
"I KNOW U ARE JUST A TIME WASTER AND A BULL SHITTER."
"Hope you are not a joker because I don't waste my time and job on jokers"
"Time wasters are not authorized to contact us"
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:25 am |
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Agreed, I she must be more pissed, much more pissed.
Hmm maybe you should act a bit dense, who are these FBI people? Are they the Furry Bunnies Inspectors. I didn’t know you have bunnies, “you no bunny until you have some bunnies”
I would take this serious send them photos of your bunny so they may inspect it.
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:16 am |
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Tell him that you're e-mailing him from Guantanamo Bay and that you desperately need his help, and ask him to put in a good word for you. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:26 pm |
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Or email him as Robert Mueller IV and tell him your dad will take care of things. |
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i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:33 pm |
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My suggestion is to string along the FBI agent. Promise that you'll work things out, and beg not to be arrested. You could also claim to have sent the payment and that the first lad should be arrested for filing a false police report. |
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HKMP5
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Dec 2008
Posts: 2
Location: @8200ft
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:22 am |
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| you should check the fbi's 10 most wanted list |
I beg of you to not check the FBI's top 10 most wanted, since I am at the Top of the list. " I'm wanted in 48 States...Dead or Wounded" |
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Lew_Skannen
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Joined: 26 Oct 2003
Posts: 2084
Location: Sydney, OZ
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:29 am |
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| Oh dear, I am being arrested by FBI |
Life could be worse. I am dropping dead outside WU this Christmas... |
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Ab5olutD
DB Please!
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 445
Location: Chotisland
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:27 pm |
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Oh, I think I remember that the chapter 2 cap4 of year 1997 of the FBI rules says "When sending a mail to a fraudster, a FBI agent must include his ID and a picture of himself to prove hes the one in the ID" |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
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Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:52 pm |
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stipulates that a man who trait his business partner in one way or the other will be jailed 32 years minimum,
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In that case I know a lot of businessmen who should be going to jail for 32 years minimum. (32???) |
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firepilot
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 79
Location: Someplace cold, with lots of potatos
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:52 pm |
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| Oh, I think I remember that the chapter 2 cap4 of year 1997 of the FBI rules says "When sending a mail to a fraudster, a FBI agent must include his ID and a picture of himself to prove hes the one in the ID" |
Oh I did get one of them to do that once. A pretty crappy one though, not much of a trophy. Wasnt even worth showing anyone here, it was so bad. |
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